Xanous' Dream Journal

I don't know why I dreamed of Hasslehoff but its kinda funny. Some details left out for time sake.

Swimming at David Hasselhoffs house. Find something strange. Like a hidden compartment in the bottom. I dive several times holding breath. Someone talks too much and asks David about it. David freaks out that we find it. He tells us he has to kill us now. David shoots. I swim away. I find Beach and climb a ladder up a concrete thing. His girlfriend Cindy come to stop me. Comes but is scared. Shot her? She falls into the water. Her friend comes. I say I'll punch you in the face. Push her down a sandy hill out of sight. I fall on top of her and we wrestle. I see the look on her face. Oh you like it. She smiles. We embrace. I hear my wife's giggle. It is her now. It was all a scheme to be together. Wake up.

A few other fragments. Again I'm leaving detail out for time sake. These other dreams are lacking also because I was trying WILD and DEILD so I didn't record them like usual.

Lying I'm bed waiting in a dorm. Waiting to see my wife. We are not married. See passes by and says hi. We hug and don't wanna part. Alarm. I hid. I see Justin

At her desk. Radios malfunction. I unplug two. Still hear music. Find third. Turn it off. Teacher annoyed. I drive around the classroom in my car and see this desk is the only spot.

Zombie attacking two decaptiated zombie head. Biting ear. Oh that hurts! Help me!

Fragment. I am explaining LD to someone and they keep referring to Inception. I get mad because they miss the point entirely.