Xanous' Dream Journal

1
Traveled down the road only in my dreams. Met a Japanese chef at his house. He was teaching me and another how to cook japanese food. I was trying to slice a cucumber but fed it up. He was from DV. I dont remember his name. We talked about stuff. My life. I told him about college and how my stress ful marriage madr it hard. I look oveg snd notice my daughters hoping they did here. I am at my house. He IS DONE talking now and falz asleep. Alysha walks in being loud. "Who is that LEONARD?"
"Shh he can hear you." Then I mouth the words "He cooks Japanese."
"For us?"
"No. He's teaching me."
"Hes the bird avatar on dream views."
"no that's OpheliaBlue."

2
I am playing virtual reality baseball online with some kid. I am trying to set it up on a holographic menu. I see Jeff J. from work walk by.

3
I am playing video game at walmart. We in a laying down thing side bye side with other people. Some guy gets mad and I tell him off.

4
A fragment about looking as a giant projection of sunspots.

5 We were being attacke my a giant half horsefly half cricket. Then some salesman comes and talks to my dad. My dad said he wont buy anything. I tell my mom he will and she agrees with me.

6 I am like Indiana Jones. I am exlporing an acient structure. I climb outside and see a engraving with my name on it. Almost lucid but I get distracted. There is a guy coming and I slip back inside. He wants to take what I found. I punch him in the face and run. We are at new location. We get clues by listening to Country Gospel tapes.

7 A fragment about going to a concert. It is crowed and I am looking for my wife. Some people are dancing back and forth.

8 Miley Cyrus is the tangled chick. She is singing about love. I am in my kitchen and I tell her to stop because I will cry.

9 I am at my ex in laws. I am working for him and I am pissed about something.

10. I am at a piano bar and there is a guy in a tux singing. I have a fancy white ark of the covenant next to me. I hire Mexican men to steal the top off. The singer is freaking out about someone stealing his tux.

11. I am getting ready for work but I have long thick blonde hair just like my older daughter. I look in the mirror and I look just like her. I try to put my hair in a pony and think I don't look so much like her. I want to shave my head but I am running late.