Xanous' Dream Journal

*LUCID* Resurrected Grandmother Is a Demon.
I am at my wife's grandmother's funeral. We are doing the visitation and I see her in the casket. I am sad. I stop to look at her and she is dead. I walk around and come back. I see her sitting up and alive. She speaks to me and I am so happy she isn't dead. I bring her to the family and everyone is hysterical and happy. She walks up behind some kid and talks to him. He is scared to death at first and then so happy. She hugs me and tells me to go her baby girl (meaning my wife). I realize at that point something is wrong. Grandma never died and of course this is a dream. I have my eyes close because I was hugging her. So now I am lucid but the dream is all black. I had been trying to DEILD the past few dream so I relaxed and tried to look for some HI to attach to.

I am now back in the dream. I am sitting next to grandma. She is covered in a bunch of blankets and I am snuggled next to her. I see my wife come out of a bathroom. I move over so she can sit with grandma. But she sits in a cough opposite side of the room.

I forget my lucidity because grandma is freaking out and cursing at my wife. She totally drops the F bomb and my wife just looks miserable. I get up and back away from her. I know something is terribly wrong. I say to everyone that she not grandma she is a demon. I gather my courage and say... Something... about showing yourself. Every is getting pissed but they don't move or stop me. There is a pause. I just wait because I believe it and know. They she shutters. she is naked and her eyes are all black. She turns into a wisp of black and halfway forms in front of me. She is distorted and evil. I yell at her "NOW, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE! I COMMAND YOU TO GO BACK TO HELL AND I BIND YOU THERE FOREVER. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE! IT IS DONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!" I turn to my wife and calmly say."Done done and done. No big deal." And I sit down next to her. I didn't wait until the demon was gone I just believed it so much that I walked away from it. The crowd went into party mode and everyone was happy like no big deal. Is faith more real in dreams?
My wife says to me, "Only one man ever raised himself from the dead. That's how I knew."
"Yep Jesus."
Some random guy says, "Well I don't know. The things your uncle could do with testicles was pretty amazing." :lol

Other NLDs I will be brief

The Ball Game.
Some sort of game where I am in a ball. Its magnetic and you move along walls and curves and tunnles. It is really hard to describe. I play with my daughter for some time.

Jeana: Better Off Alone.
There is a woman with a man. lovers. I am like a third person. There was this strange phone malfunction when his wife calls and is crying and sorry for breaking up the marriage and wants him back. He is very sad and hides his face. She starts taking down mirrors and folding them like paper. She is backing his bags and telling him to go. He says something obsure but it means that he would rather stay. She says, "You have the chance to get your wife back but you would rather give that up and have sex with me right now?" He says,"yes."
"Well, I really hope you don't break my heart." She get naked and spreads her legs on the edge of the bed.
I am him now I an I see it all very vividly. I press myself to her but I have clothes on.
Then the scene changes and I see the title of a movie or book. Jeana: Better Off Alone.

The P90X weight set. I am putting it together. I get horny and hump it. I have a key. IT opens a portal. I am chasing a hot woman in her panties through some sheets. I hump her ass and grab her tits. Wake up.

Fragment about a haunted house. There are ghost. There is a ghost movie and I say thats why we have ghosts. I make a peanut butter and banana tortilla wrap and eat it. Some kids come it and say oh that was you.