Xanous' Dream Journal

There was something about some guy giving a speech but he was a fraud. The real speaker I found outside smoking cigarettes and riding up on a bike. He acted depressed. I urged him to get to the room where the seminar was supposed to be. I told him to hurry because hes late and there was a fake there that was horrible. He just wouldn't hurry and acted like he didn't care. I get the the room and set with everyone else. They kept asking questions but I can't remember what it was. I told them the real speaker is coming and he will know. The guy walks in past some plastic sheets. He looks really nervous and I realize that it is Robert Waggoner. He sits down right in from of a few people and wont look at everyone. I figure it helps him not be nervous its ok. I dont know if he actually talked about lucid dreaming but he suddenly started shaking violently and turned a dark blue color like this

And then pulled out a sword that looked like black fire and killed a bunch of orcs.
then I am looking at some strange board thing with the crustacean that was in the WILD from the other day. I must have woke up after that and was comfortable and still.
I hit SP but got excited and woke up. Fuuuuuu bitch.

(we watched LOTR and I read some of Robert's book before bed)