Meanwhile In My Dreams...

I'm in some playground thing. I am Walking around when the Joker appears out of nowhere. He attacks me and there is nothing I can do at first as his fists reign down on me. after a moment a couple of people help me. one of them being the wife I never had. after they stop him and we start walking away he starts shouting at us to get our attention and when we turn around he has a rocket launcher in his hand and shots it at us.

I wake up on my Grandmothers couch. Weird dream I think, and I make my way into the kitchen and get a glass of water. As I pour water into the glass I see two extremely beautiful girls walking by and over to my aunties house. I decide to walk over and greet them. When I get there the blond is standing on the front porch and the brunette is inside, I can see her through one of the windows. I walk up to the blond and notice she is crying, I ask her if she is ok. As I reach her I put my arms around her and her sobs start to turn into laughs. I feel something Is wrong, Then the blond lifts her face and its the Joker and I become aware that it was a false awakening and A dream. The Joker smacks me and I fly back into the guard rail of the porch. I get up to my feet and say sorry buddy, and try to pick him up with telekinesis. It doesn't work and he starts laughing hysterically at me. I can't figure why its not working, as this as never happened to me while fully lucid before. He then knocks me down to the ground with a cane and proceeds to beat me while I'm down… I wake up to the real world for a couple of seconds, and see my lil brother was watching the movie he got for his birthday yesterday and that it was raining, I usually lucid dream while it rains and I can use it to make myself go back into my dreams if I wake up from one and want to change it. I close my eyes and will it to happen… I wake up inside my aunties house on her couch. There is a tall man standing looking out the window to the porch. I stand up and ask him where the Joker is. He says ' Outside,' I then ask if he will help me fight the Joker and he says 'No, I am here to help, but I will not fight.' I ask him why my Telekinesis didn't work even though it was my dream. 'Because not all Shadows like it when you use it on them did that ever cross your mind?' he shouts angrily turning from the window facing me. I ask if by shadows he means dream characters and he doesn't reply. I then start to feel a little irritated at him and ask how he was here to help. 'I'm to tell you how to defeat the Joker of course' he replies. and how is that I ask ' Try Harder,' He says. then he walks up to me, and into me. It was such a strange feeling, like feeling water rush down your throat, only it was all over my body. As soon as the feeling goes away I walk outside and hear the Joker Laughing from every where. I start to walk down the dusty road back to my Grandmas house daring the Joker to come out. Eventually I hear the tall grass to my left start shaking. I then see it happening and out walks a little tiny kitten. I walk up to the lil cutie and start to pet it, When suddenly Bam cane to the back of the head. Everything goes fuzzy but I remember just holding on the dream, and Demanding clarity so I can finish it. Everything comes back to focus and the Joker is standing over me, Mocking me for falling for the cute kitty trick. I get frustrated and stand and shout "this is my world, You like kittens? Well I'm sick of this and its time to stop." his laughing stops and he stares at me. grab his ankle and use all my mind power, to turn him into the ugliest cat in the world. He tries to run but its too late I have him and I am in complete control again. once he is a cat I make sure I leave him the ability to talk. he shrieks, 'What have you done? I am hideous!' and he tries running away. But No no we can't have that i think to myself. I then take control of the bob wire fences and wrap a strand around the Joker Cat ankle. ' No please don't do this I beg you' he whines. I ignore his pleas for mercy and wind him up in bob wire slowly till his screams cease. then wake up.