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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      Haha. Yeah, I was watching it last night. I love that movie (only because it's Spawn) but it hardly does him justice. Heh.



      Time to turn up the heat? Glad you've got laser eyes
      Cause you're cold as sleet, when it comes to your rhymes.
      Don't try me Kal-El. Leap tall buildings? You might,
      But E.T. vs. a Hellspawn? Slaughter. Not a fight.
      You're damn right, just my thoughts could put you on dialysis.
      I could tear you apart, even in sleep paralysis.
      A battle with me is a War in the Mental.
      Psychological. Not trying to fuck up your dentals.
      Take that S on your chest and those size-to-small tights,
      and Clark Kent-a-pult your whack ass out of site.
      Cause, boy, if you stay, prepare to count your losses,
      We'll go toe-to-toe and Trade Blows like the Crosswinds.
      I'm nine times the threat of that punkass Lex Luthor,
      More like Braniac, while you yearn for a tutor.
      Super wit? Yeah. Thinking was never your forte.
      Least it's what Lois said when she jokes 'bout your foreplay.
      Oh, now you're getting hotter, getting your back up,
      But you just make me chuckle, chortle, then crack up.
      You spit a good rap, I'll give you that for sure,
      But when you're up against me you best be sure that your shit is pure.
      I've seen you around the States, kickin' ass and takin' names,
      You seem invincible, inapprehensible, a master of the War games.
      Thing is, I got you beat. I'm bigger, stronger, and faster to boot,
      And I'll not hesitate to bring the heat, just representing the resolute.
      So bring out the big guns, break out your chains, whatever you like,
      'Cause after tonight your ass is mine, you freak in black and white.
      First I'll rip K7-Leetha right out of your burnt-out pores,
      Shred it to bits and use the pieces to keep track of the score.
      Then we'll see who's the man beneath the mask,
      And go toe-to-toe with a thunderous clash.
      In the light of the sun, my hand is stronger than any,
      In the dark of the night, your burnt mess of a face would scare your granny.
      Necroplasm is gonna fly tonight till the break of dawn
      'Cause I know something you seem to have missed, Spawn;
      This here, this site, this thread... This is The Deadzone.
      Last edited by Man of Steel; 01-16-2008 at 10:11 AM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      You're improving UM!
      Thank you. You too.

      Quote Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed View Post
      And UM! That was awesome, hold up.
      I appreciate it. I've had a lot of fun reading your stuff too. Same goes for Jeff, Oneironaut, and really this whole thread. Okay, it's time to be mean again, but we can go get drunk and laugh about it later.

      Quote Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed View Post
      Ah, now I get it, you were trying to dumb it down,
      One thing you're forgetting is I ain't no fuckin' clown,
      You're making it so hard for me to respect you, my elder,
      When you talk like an idiot hiding away in a bombshelter,
      Thinkin' the sky is gonna fall, 'cause society's helter-skelter,
      But you can't trust CNN, not even for the weather!
      Right, next up, while we're talking about birds,
      You're just copying Jeff's beaks right out of his last verse,
      Can't anyone come up with something fresh and inventive?
      I'm tired of all this momma talk, take some fuckin' incentive,
      So for now I'll wait for somethin' new that'll scar me deep,
      Don't get too excited, Pops, I'm like the roads, concrete.

      I try to dumb it down for dummies but it's so hard
      like the nipples on your mother with the earthquaking lard
      I know you're tired of hearing what that hick and I do
      but I'm getting tired of that crack whore too
      standing in my yard and begging for change
      She's now evicted from my bed and without her pay
      In that way, yes, I'm like Jeff from Mississippi
      like we both brought up animals, such as your sissie
      What's falling from the sky is your trailer park crew
      I keep kicking in the air when they plead for my food
      Even if it were major weapons from Iraq
      I'm sure the Canada army has the whole world's back
      Now you struggle to make the retardation camp Dean's List
      and the banana you posted is the size of your penis
      magnified so many times under a Hubble lens
      the size of Haley's comet, yet you still rape hens
      Put on your highwater PJ's with the trumpets and panda bears
      It's way past your bed time so night night, bitch, now go up stairs
      Last edited by Universal Mind; 01-16-2008 at 02:08 PM.
      How do you know you are not dreaming right now?

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      Someone has chickened out on me That means I'll have to search for another victim...

      Let's see let's see...whom shall it be...
      Things are not as they seem

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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      Spart?...I'm cold and hot on whether or not to tear you apart
      viciously, systematically with well executed precision
      Tear you down lyrically, making you want to give up living
      Close your eyes and keep wishing...that I didn't respond spart
      But I'm coming for you 'tard, I can hear your fast beating heart
      The start of this game was something I'm used to
      Unlike you, I know how to...slay losers before round two
      Please, did you really think I'd let you get away with that?
      Saying my name slyly like you think I'm blind as bat?
      But I'll tell you what, here's your chance of redemption
      Get on your knees, pray to god and hope that I listen
      pray to me to make this fast, pray to me to make this quick
      Ask your lord and saviour Jeff, not to beat you down to shit
      Yes I'm listening spart, my ears are open wide
      Before you swallow NeAvO's cum, try swallowing your pride
      I lied when I said I'd make this fast if you pray
      -laughs- Hell no spart, I could rip on you all day
      But for the sake of your sanity I'll let this stop indeed
      Should you decide to hit me back it's a miracle you'll need
      Noone can help you, noone can
      not the hand of god
      certainly not the hand of man
      I'm fresh out of miracles, I hope you understand.
      You say that I err, but have you forgot?
      You're made of flesh and bones, I'm a god, and you're not
      Accept me into your heart and I just might let you live and prosper
      But only long enough to send your faggot ass back to the doctor



      Edit: bring it
      Looks like I finally attracted some half decent competition
      But it seems that I have overestimated my opposition
      You see, it's my suspicion, that you are in no condition
      To bring your ambitions to fruition
      You just gaze from afar, thinking you're all popular
      While I come charging in, aiming straight for your jugular
      Your ego is your downfall, it blinds you from the truth
      Of how overrated you are, and this battle will be the proof
      You claim to be a god, but what god taunts from the shadows?
      No god, no man, just a coward who hides behind closed windows
      If you ever decide to wake up, and give some purpose to your breathe
      Then you may even see my blood, before you meet your untimely death
      But as it stands now, you're getting steamrolled
      If you want a second round, you'll be starting it in a chokehold

      What a burn,
      Your turn.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
      Looks like I finally attracted some half decent competition
      But it seems that I have overestimated my opposition
      You see, it's my suspicion, that you are in no condition
      To bring your ambitions to fruition
      You just gaze from afar, thinking you're all popular
      While I come charging in, aiming straight for your jugular
      Your ego is your downfall, it blinds you from the truth
      Of how overrated you are, and this battle will be the proof
      You claim to be a god, but what god taunts from the shadows?
      No god, no man, just a coward who hides behind closed windows
      If you ever decide to wake up, and give some purpose to your breathe
      Then you may even see my blood, before you meet your untimely death
      But as it stands now, you're getting steamrolled
      If you want a second round, you'll be starting it in a chokehold

      What a burn,
      Your turn.
      I'm a takin a stab... heres weee goooo

      You think you are the shit,
      but you don't know half of it,
      you don't see through my eyes,
      when I attack it's a surprise,
      from the shadows I will arise.
      To slay you,
      Dismay you,
      betray you.
      Obey you?
      I'd rather eat my own shit,
      because you a damn ol daft git,
      who be throwin a lil hissy fit.
      You see this erection?
      It's pointin in your direction.
      Pretty soon you'll be infected,
      you'll eat the infection.
      My rhymes are slick,
      my slickest rhymes,
      i'd do it so much,
      it would be a fuckin crime.
      You think your the best,
      but you don't even know,
      this son is a rap battle,
      I've got the illest flow.
      I'm sick with beats,
      I'll dizzle and daz,
      mess you up so much,
      i'll be in alcatraz.
      My cuts are quick,
      i'm like a castration.
      do you understand me now?
      do you need a demonstration?

      CHICKA CHAZER
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening

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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      I'm a takin a stab... heres weee goooo

      You think you are the shit,
      but you don't know half of it,
      you don't see through my eyes,
      when I attack it's a surprise,
      from the shadows I will arise.
      To slay you,
      Dismay you,
      betray you.
      Obey you?
      I'd rather eat my own shit,
      because you a damn ol daft git,
      who be throwin a lil hissy fit.
      You see this erection?
      It's pointin in your direction.
      Pretty soon you'll be infected,
      you'll eat the infection.
      My rhymes are slick,
      my slickest rhymes,
      i'd do it so much,
      it would be a fuckin crime.
      You think your the best,
      but you don't even know,
      this son is a rap battle,
      I've got the illest flow.
      I'm sick with beats,
      I'll dizzle and daz,
      mess you up so much,
      i'll be in alcatraz.
      My cuts are quick,
      i'm like a castration.
      do you understand me now?
      do you need a demonstration?

      CHICKA CHAZER
      10/10
      Things are not as they seem

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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      10/10
      Really?

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      Amazeo: You are true to your username. When I read your rap, I literally stood up and applauded. (My family thought I was a freak... )

      Heh, the other day, I was flamed on another forum, so I countered the crap out of him using rap!
      I guess this place is like a gym, practicing your rhymes here, so when the time comes, you can utterly destroy someone eslewhere!
      Last edited by suttsman; 01-17-2008 at 10:23 PM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by suttsman View Post
      Amazeo: You are true to your username. When I read your rap, I literally stood up and applauded. (My family thought I was a freak... )

      Heh, the other day, I was flamed on another forum, so I countered the crap out of him using rap!
      I guess this place is like a gym, practicing your rhymes here, so when the time comes, you can utterly destroy someone eslewhere!
      Ah. Thank you. The rhymes came naturally to me.... Sometimes.. I can't control it... OMG.. HERE IT COMES>>> AHHHHHHH!

      AHHHstop.
      Collaborate and listen,
      i'm out to attack and I'm on a mission.
      I'm gonna be aggressive, never play nice.
      I'm fucking white, but I aint vanilla Ice!
      I spit so fast it will blow your mind,
      if you look directly at me you will go blind,
      you'll be bustin out all your seams,
      I'm a living legend,
      the shit you see inside your dreams.
      CLARITY! CLARITY!
      You yell into the night,
      You think you got control?
      Bitch, I give you the light.
      Leonardo Davinci?
      I'm better than that.
      Pablo Picasso?
      I'm better than that.
      I'm like a modern artist,
      a master from above,
      i'm an arch angel,
      a perfect white dove.
      All the bitches they love me,
      they say that I'm delicious,
      I'm a paranoid mindfuck,
      insanely suspiscious,
      read my food label,
      i'm expertly nutritious.
      Your times up,
      end of the show.
      You've fucked up,
      should I tell you something you don't know?
      I'm done with this battle,
      it was a waste of my time,
      rhymes and me,
      its like lemon and lime.

      CHIACHIAHICKA
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening

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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
      Really?
      On a newbish level, yeah.
      Things are not as they seem

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      Yeah, and now I'm waiting for Jeff's reply...

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      Spart, that was pretty good my friend. Hehe, my turn



      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
      Looks like I finally attracted some half decent competition
      But it seems that I have overestimated my opposition
      You see, it's my suspicion, that you are in no condition
      To bring your ambitions to fruition
      You just gaze from afar, thinking you're all popular
      While I come charging in, aiming straight for your jugular
      Your ego is your downfall, it blinds you from the truth
      Of how overrated you are, and this battle will be the proof
      You claim to be a god, but what god taunts from the shadows?
      No god, no man, just a coward who hides behind closed windows
      If you ever decide to wake up, and give some purpose to your breathe
      Then you may even see my blood, before you meet your untimely death
      But as it stands now, you're getting steamrolled
      If you want a second round, you'll be starting it in a chokehold

      What a burn,
      Your turn.
      My my my, it seems that sparts got heart
      But this here's round 2 scarecrow
      So initiating this "wasn't too smart"
      But in the land of OZ you'll have a second chance to
      Run you cowardly lion, there's no courage in this for you
      Really, What did you expect to gain by challenging me?
      You won't attain a brain and certainly won't bang dorothy
      You'll leave this thread severed, unable to talk and walk
      Your only chance of winged escape?
      Sucking a flying monkey's cock
      I'm too hot that you can't touch Jeff
      Too cold for you to hold your breath
      I'll punch you and turn your lungs to icicles
      You'll spit frozen blood screaming help
      My rep is impenetrable, and my soul is too raw
      I'll shove a broomstick up your ass
      And let the munchkins break your jaw
      Go a round with me again?
      I'll make you put up your dukes
      By the end of round?
      Trust me lion, "you WILL believe in spooks"
      There's no emerald city to run too
      and no place to escape
      The minute you stepped inside the ring
      was the second you sealed your fate
      And the twister? You missed her
      Also I torched your red slippers
      I stabbed and killed "'Anty 'Em"
      So it's best that you forget her
      But who am I again...to be so big and bad?
      I'm the wizard of oz son, also you and CB's dad.




      Edit: I know this was more than 16 bars, but...fuck it I mean...deduct points...I'll STILL be K-I-N-G.
      Last edited by Jeff777; 01-18-2008 at 12:27 AM.
      Things are not as they seem

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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      Ah. Thank you. The rhymes came naturally to me.... Sometimes.. I can't control it... OMG.. HERE IT COMES>>> AHHHHHHH!

      AHHHstop.
      Collaborate and listen,
      i'm out to attack and I'm on a mission.
      I'm gonna be aggressive, never play nice.
      I'm fucking white, but I aint vanilla Ice!
      I spit so fast it will blow your mind,
      if you look directly at me you will go blind,
      you'll be bustin out all your seams,
      I'm a living legend,
      the shit you see inside your dreams.
      CLARITY! CLARITY!
      You yell into the night,
      You think you got control?
      Bitch, I give you the light.
      Leonardo Davinci?
      I'm better than that.
      Pablo Picasso?
      I'm better than that.
      I'm like a modern artist,
      a master from above,
      i'm an arch angel,
      a perfect white dove.
      All the bitches they love me,
      they say that I'm delicious,
      I'm a paranoid mindfuck,
      insanely suspiscious,
      read my food label,
      i'm expertly nutritious.
      Your times up,
      end of the show.
      You've fucked up,
      should I tell you something you don't know?
      I'm done with this battle,
      it was a waste of my time,
      rhymes and me,
      its like lemon and lime.

      CHIACHIAHICKA
      You say lemon and lime, I say Sprite;
      Identity X is joining this fight.
      Lets hope your sore eyes see this sight
      As I set this battle alight
      You're right, you've wasted time,
      'Cos you've reached the end of the line
      After I'm done, don't even try to rhyme,
      There's no point battling the sublime.
      All you pretenders, I am next;
      The superior artist, Identity X;
      Better than chocolate, better than sex,
      Better than that shit you inject.
      Your arguments are absurd;
      Your rhymes are empty words.
      Eight out of ten women preferred
      My talents to your turd
      You're nutritious? Is that it?
      Your full of fibre, but so is shit.
      I'm strong, I'm sharp, and I'm fit.
      Your clumsy words have nothing on my wit.
      Identity X is here to stay
      To excite the straight and turn the gays
      Girls, try and resist my ways.
      I don't even try, I just get laid.
      Relatively, what are you to me?
      What are you, comparibly?
      My talent outshines the galaxy,
      With cosmic luminousity.
      Hotter than a neutron star;
      The rhythm of a pulsar.
      If God is the question.
      I am the answer.
      Last edited by Identity X; 01-18-2008 at 12:38 AM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by suttsman View Post
      Amazeo: You are true to your username. When I read your rap, I literally stood up and applauded. (My family thought I was a freak... )

      Heh, the other day, I was flamed on another forum, so I countered the crap out of him using rap!
      I guess this place is like a gym, practicing your rhymes here, so when the time comes, you can utterly destroy someone eslewhere!
      Lol damn right!
      Things are not as they seem

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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
      That's it? How unoriginal, your facts remain unproven
      If I didn't know any better, I would say you were Mystic7
      I swear you're copying all that shit from Rappin' fo' Dummies
      Understandable, since any thinking gives you a brainfreeze
      Now, please, drop to your knees
      You're grasping at straws that you just can't seize
      Rap isn't about random attacks, it's more of a science
      That just proves that you lack all my experience
      Pay attention now, you have front row seats to the show
      The show where I will deliver my final, killing blow
      You're always defensive, and largely inoffensive
      Of my aggressive tactics you are apprehensive
      My words are explosive, abrasive, comprehensive
      I know you'll try again, how depressive
      But before you do, maybe you should stay pensive
      Is it worth a stay in intensive care, with damages extensive?
      Spart dear you ain't got nothin on me
      I read through all that shit. you dont faze me
      Your bars all spell out corny
      It's best you hadn't even tried
      As far as I'm concerned, you just fell and died.
      Naturally it's not going to take much to diss you
      This nigga is obviously rolling as soft as tissue
      I'm going to leave you twitching like you're having a seizure
      You're the commercial and I'm the feature
      You're the student and I'm the teacher
      Looking at your verse was like reading in between the lines.
      It was blank, is there something I was supposed to find?
      Either you spittin garbage, or I'm just blind.
      The latter obviously
      Advice? Stop tryng, this minute. Precisely.
      It's best for you to leave nicely.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Xox View Post
      Spart dear you ain't got nothin on me
      I read through all that shit. you dont faze me
      Your bars all spell out corny
      It's best you hadn't even tried
      As far as I'm concerned, you just fell and died.
      Naturally it's not going to take much to diss you
      This nigga is obviously rolling as soft as tissue
      I'm going to leave you twitching like you're having a seizure
      You're the commercial and I'm the feature
      You're the student and I'm the teacher
      Looking at your verse was like reading in between the lines.
      It was blank, is there something I was supposed to find?
      Either you spittin garbage, or I'm just blind.
      The latter obviously
      Advice? Stop tryng, this minute. Precisely.
      It's best for you to leave nicely.
      May I interrupt this lover's tiff,
      What lame excuse is this for diss?
      Perhaps Spartiate is stupid, perhaps he is;
      But what sorta stupid name is Flabisz?
      It was sensible to shorten it to ex-oh-ex
      More sensible to make it es-oh-es
      Girl, you need rescued, no less;
      'Cos your rhymes are a gory mess.
      No rhythm to your lines,
      My words are in perfect time
      Perfectly periodic, like sine.
      My rhymes one of a kind.
      You think this battle is a game?
      Only I will reach the heights of fame.
      Hear me and you'll think you came.
      My rhymes are good, yours are lame.
      Leave this sport to the pro.
      I'm in the league of my own.
      You were relegated long ago.
      Underground you've sunk so low.

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      Quote Originally Posted by UM
      Okay, it's time to be mean again, but we can go get drunk and laugh about it later.
      Amen to that.

      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      I try to dumb it down for dummies but it's so hard
      like the nipples on your mother with the earthquaking lard
      I know you're tired of hearing what that hick and I do
      but I'm getting tired of that crack whore too
      standing in my yard and begging for change
      She's now evicted from my bed and without her pay
      In that way, yes, I'm like Jeff from Mississippi
      like we both brought up animals, such as your sissie
      What's falling from the sky is your trailer park crew
      I keep kicking in the air when they plead for my food
      Even if it were major weapons from Iraq
      I'm sure the Canada army has the whole world's back
      Now you struggle to make the retardation camp Dean's List
      and the banana you posted is the size of your penis
      magnified so many times under a Hubble lens
      the size of Haley's comet, yet you still rape hens
      Put on your highwater PJ's with the trumpets and panda bears
      It's way past your bed time so night night, bitch, now go up stairs
      It's funny how you mention my mother yet again,
      I told you once before, you must be forgettin' when,
      Common case of Alzheimers, now give me an "amen!"
      Should I say that one more time before you can comprehend?
      And penis jokes too? What's next, my balls on your chin?
      You gotta do better to get under my skin,
      So let's begin this final bout before I fuckin' win.
      Mr. Jackson, Mississippi, you say I rape fowl,
      But take one look at where you're from... that's right, the SOUTH.
      Where the law is you can't farm unless you can spell economy,
      Where animals aren't for food, but instead to practice sodomy,
      Where, if it wasn't for Martin Luther, there would be no equality.
      Where you'd have to draw a gun on me if you wanted to talk to me.
      Now I'll stop with the state bashing, for the list would be infinite,
      You can't keep making insults that label you hypocritic.
      So quick, grab that hen before it's turned against the law,
      Pick up Jeff, set the mood, and dive into ménage à trois!




      Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
      Look out on a summers day,
      with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      *Sigh* You dumb freak, you misunderstood,
      I didn't shag your mom, she cooked my food.
      At least till I found a coarse black hair in my soup.
      Then I chewed her ass out and she flew the coop.
      See, you jumped to that assumption.
      I'm surprised you even had the gumption.
      What with you always wanting to rap
      About gays and homosexual crap,
      I'm starting to think you have a vested interest
      In their society and gender interest: a homosexual pretext.
      If you're feeling cramped in that tight space,
      You'd better come out of that closet braced.
      Cause it's a big world out here, with real big men anything but pure,
      Who'd just love to help you out with that lust I'm sure.

      Is it just me or do I just keep getting better?
      so you want me to stop the jokes about you being gay?
      ok bitch! hurry up and close your legs!
      and what's all this crap about my grammer?
      shit i knew i shoulda fired MC hammer as my top rapper.
      no matter. but i guess if i have bad grammer then,
      let me rap at you with lolcats then.
      Cause


      I murder your rhymes one verse and a line
      i make your raps look like a turd in a crime
      get yo fuckin hands off mah cheesburger bitch! that's mine!
      i dunno how i come up with these rhymes all the time.

      but i know that it's time to finish this final round three
      so please hold my dick while i take a pee
      so ican finally kill another muthafucka in three!
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      no wan wunts to battel me. nooz.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening

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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      Steel: Haven't forgotten about you, man. A little busy right now, but I'll have somethin for you later tonight.
      No worries, O, you're good. I'll use the reprieve to deal with this little gnat that keeps coming back for more swattin'.

      Quote Originally Posted by ranma187 View Post
      so you want me to stop the jokes about you being gay?
      ok bitch! hurry up and close your legs!
      and what's all this crap about my grammer?
      shit i knew i shoulda fired MC hammer as my top rapper.
      no matter. but i guess if i have bad grammer then,
      let me rap at you with lolcats then.
      Cause


      I murder your rhymes one verse and a line
      i make your raps look like a turd in a crime
      get yo fuckin hands off mah cheesburger bitch! that's mine!
      i dunno how i come up with these rhymes all the time.

      but i know that it's time to finish this final round three
      so please hold my dick while i take a pee
      so ican finally kill another muthafucka in three!
      What the hell do you call that?
      My grandmother could freestyle a better rap.
      Did you suddenly contract a mental disorder,
      Or are you this dumb from some court order?
      If you're going to steal my girlfriend, first make sure I've got one—
      That's your sister, you sick freak, who have you not done?
      Murder my rhymes? With what, your pathetic lyricry?
      Come on, son, you're like a horrific mimicry
      Of my insane mad skillz with impeccable flow and precision
      And smooth cool words like Lando Calrissian.
      I can't be beat, I know no equal and no defeat.
      You can try all day but you'll be left cold in the street.
      Need a real man to direct your stream, or are you just gay and want a treat?
      Better aim when you piss, you're dripping it on your feet.
      If you've got any smarts at all, you'll bow out now,
      Intelligence is to know you're the laughingstock of the show.
      I'm washing my hands of you now; I've beat you enough.
      I'll be generous, though, and let you rebuff.
      But if you want to come back yet one more time,
      You'd better bring a slopjar to hold your shitty rhyme.
      Last edited by Man of Steel; 01-18-2008 at 06:34 AM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      No worries, O, you're good. I'll use the reprieve to deal with this little gnat that keeps coming back for more swattin'.



      What the hell do you call that?
      My grandmother could freestyle a better rap.
      Did you suddenly contract a mental disorder,
      Or are you this dumb from some court order?
      If you're going to steal my girlfriend, first make sure I've got one—
      That's your sister, you sick freak, who have you not done?
      Murder my rhymes? With what, your pathetic lyricry?
      Come on, son, you're like a horrific mimicry
      Of my insane mad skillz with impeccable flow and precision
      And smooth cool words like Lando Calrissian.
      I can't be beat, I know no equal and no defeat.
      You can try all day but you'll be left cold in the street.
      Need a real man to direct your stream, or are you just gay and want a treat?
      Better aim when you piss, you're dripping it on your feet.
      If you've got any smarts at all, you'll bow out now,
      Intelligence is to know you're the laughingstock of the show.
      I'm washing my hands of you now; I've beat you enough.
      I'll be generous, though, and let you rebuff.
      But if you want to come back yet one more time,
      You'd better bring a slopjar to hold your shitty rhyme.
      Things are not as they seem

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      What

      What you are about to see is a rap battle that took place in chat, at 3:03 am Eastern Time. It was against Jeff777 and AmazeO XD.

      Who was teh v1ctorz?

      You decide...

      AmazeO XD: Jeff777,
      you think you're hot,
      well here's a news flash,
      you're fucking not.
      you're a big ol fucking newbie,
      whose got nothing to say,
      you just play with your dick,
      and think of men all day,
      are you afraid to battle me?
      is that the cause,
      because I'll tear you apart,
      Like fucking JAWS,
      I preach in my rhymes,
      Lives i fuckin save,
      but for you little bitch,
      I'll put you in your grave


      [Jeff777] 2:52 am: AmazeO AmazeO you're a bitch without smarts
      I'll stab you in the chest and rip out your bleeding heart
      If you come at me again I'll make sure that your family will see
      All your lame ass rhymes and ego thrills burn down in history
      You're new to this kid so allow me to demonstrate
      Against jeff777 you don't come with hate, appreciate me son
      Afterall if it wasn't for my sperm donation
      You wouldn't be here, now respect my giving cum
      Your mom did afterall, that's why I let her blow
      ****[Jeff777] 2:52 am: When she finishes I smack her down, she's still the same old hoe


      AmazeO XD: Whats taking so long?
      I rhyme with ease,
      When I spit it's infectious,
      Just like a diesease.
      I get all the love,
      Yeah i get all the praise,
      Theres only one true master,
      and thats Amaze.
      you dare attack my mother?
      It's a whole nother game,
      You dick is dirt,
      and you're fucking lame.
      You think you're smart?
      Cause you can talk a bunch of shit,
      well listen up bitch,
      You're like a zit.
      I'll pop your ass,
      Like i popped your mother too,
      I found her bitch ass,
      Chillin at the zoo,
      Cause shes an animal
      he's sick in bed,
      I fucked her twice,
      then she gave me head.
      you think I'm checking?
      you don't believe what I say?
      Go to the doctor,
      Check your DNA.
      We're a match you and I,
      we share the same blood,
      My rhymes are like Katrina,
      I'm sicker than a flood.
      If you think for a second,
      you can catch my stare,
      well then listen up bitch,
      you better beware.
      I'm a hound,
      I fuck your shit up,
      and when you think i'm done,
      You'll find that I haven't said enough,
      I can rap real fast,
      I can rap reall slow,


      Jeff777: Obviously you're slow at this game
      So I'll teach you how to soak in my lessons without going insane
      You think you're hot shit, that just flew into town?
      Bitch you're weak as fuck, I'll wipe the smile off you clown
      I'm the king of this here thread, you're just a jester
      Instead of poppin pimples like you bitch, I let 'em fester
      Get ego-built think' their shit then roll them over last
      It's kids like you that talk trash that later find out i'm their dad


      AmazeO XD: I can fuck your mother,
      Put her ass on the pole.
      Cause shes a stripper,
      How do you think she makes so much cash?
      By working hard?
      No, she just shakes her ass.
      You say my shit is weak,
      But i've got nothing to prove,
      Cause i'll go home to your sister,
      My dick she will soothe.
      A soothing skin masage?
      Would I give a care?
      I'll smack her ass,
      I'll pull her hair.

      You wanna use big words?
      You wanna see?
      We'll see how much of an Webster,
      I can fucking be.
      I"m so most mysterious,
      You're just delirious.
      The boards are for ammys,
      They can spend all day,
      Thinkin of some dumb shit,
      To fucking say.
      This shit takes skill,
      Making it crystal clearz,
      Your mom more fucked up,
      than britney spears
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.


      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening

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      [Jeff777] 3:09 am: I'll gouge out your eyes and shove them up your ass
      So next time you'll wear a blindfold whenever you pas gas
      I'll put your lungs in a choke hold until you drop
      And inhale your last breath and with it say
      "A rap master you are not, your rhyming ends today"


      He didn't put my last rhyme up there >:{
      Last edited by Jeff777; 01-18-2008 at 09:42 AM.
      Things are not as they seem

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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post

      Who was teh v1ctorz?

      You decide...
      Jeff777. Sorry, but his skillz were vastly superior (but not as good as mine ).

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