OMG Let's rap battle!

[Xox]

LMAO. I love you RANMA! No seriously I give the guy major respect now. You really made me lol. Ad yes you are getting better!

[Jeff777]

You say you're not getting credit Ranma, but I have said before that you are improving, which you ARE...I'm amazed at how much everyone has been getting better before my very eyes in this thread. Almost brings a tear to my eye. By page 100 of this thread, we will all be getting signed to major record labels with 10 million dollar a year contracts xD

[Man of Steel]

Ranma man... That was funny I admit. I'm not going to come back at you, that finished the fourth round by my count. I don't want to beat you too hard, you might get depressed. I would have somebody judge that, but it wasn't really much of a contest. Now then! Who wants a taste of the Steel next? Edit: I just realized that I—completely unknowingly—rhymed my post. This thread is getting to me I guess.

[Jeff777]

Steel, howabout you and amazeO go at it? I think he's looking for a challenger

[Xox]

Now then! Who wants a taste of the Steel next? What? Oh ..yeah I must be off to write my rhymes. Haven't found time. -_-

[Jeff777]

What? Oh ..yeah I must be off to write my rhymes. Haven't found time. -_- Because you suck, you're weak butt and scared Battling a contender here? Girly...come prepared. But it's not a battle, it's a beating that you're seeking It's 7 pm here, your ass and my foot should have a meeting. Not a battle Xox, Friendly fire!!!

[Man of Shred]

What? Oh ..yeah I must be off to write my rhymes. Haven't found time. -_- OMG that rhymes!

[Xox]

OMG that rhymes! Ahahah I just noticed that!

[AmazeO XD]

Steel... LETS DO ITTTT Steel, you're my bitch, you already know my skills, but i'm gonna fuck you up, for some cheap thrills. I use dirty language, and my lyrics are the bomb, but no where near as dirty, as your mother fucking mom. Kinda funny though, I'm actin like a sucker, because she is a the mother, and i am the fucker, which would technically make me, a fucking mother fucker. So here I am rapping, like any other day, and I'm sure your reply, will be really fucking gay, so talk a bunch of shit, call me a nerd, but in the end you will pretend, because your so absurd. I may not got the words, but I definatley got the flow, and I definatley know, that your mom's a fuckin ho. So if you are offended, I apologize, I do, in addition to that I'd also like to say, fuck you. Heres the part, where I break it down, your face is ugly, and your nose is brown, i'll eat you up, for fucking dinner, this rap will decide, who is the winner. (beat)..... Man of steel? More like man of shit. Are you for real? You're just full of it. You ego manical, ego maniac, you'll feel like a school girl, when you feel my attack. I'm blowin off my shit, I'm blowin off some steam, I'm takin you down, you have no self esteem. I'm blowing up this city, like an atom bomb, but not before I get a blow, from yo fucking mom. This rap will last for hours, maybe even weaks, theres no need for revisions, not even little tweaks. The shit is spit is flawless, if you can't already see, the shit i spit is flawless, EVEN JESUS PRAISES ME. Next?

[Jeff777]

[lonestarx]

Its kinda sad to see soft niggas tryin to go at it using wit and smarts to pick up rhymes me naw I came from the streets trying to lay down my sword for the Lord but no Im forced to come through niggas such as ranma, Xox and jeff oh watch out for this lyrical death breath naw you wont need too cool naw I feel bad for you going against a veteren like me naw you aint ready cause when I come through again you wont be able too. my bad guys just found this thread go easy on me lol - kinda buzzed lol

[lonestarx]

oh shit war! forget my post lol!!!

[Man of Shred]

k amazeo Your penis is the size of a grain of sand can you feel it with your hand? of course you can't 'cause it's the size of a grain of sand! speaking of sand, you wanna know what else is dirty? the night i fucked your mom and she gave me herpes i know your thinking "herpes ok whuzz that mean?" well google is your friend, you just might wanna search for "STD" see i'mma muthafucka too, and you can't phase me. but the truth is you can't rap any better than jay-z i'm sorry man i know how bad I made you feel but it's no worse than how your gonna get fucked by man of steel. and after imma tie you to a jet engine wheel I'll probly pass out at how bad you'll smeel Smell, oh shit that's right i can't even rhyme. well i guess it's 'cause i'm too busy kissin your sister all the time. there's only one place rap is sweet and that's a place called senseless banter on DV!

[Jeff777]

Its kinda sad to see soft niggas tryin to go at it using wit and smarts to pick up rhymes me naw I came from the streets trying to lay down my sword for the Lord but no Im forced to come through niggas such as ranma, Xox and jeff oh watch out for this lyrical death breath naw you wont need too cool naw I feel bad for you going against a veteren like me naw you aint ready cause when I come through again you wont be able too. my bad guys just found this thread go easy on me lol - kinda buzzed lol Your rhymes are like an unwiped ass So here's a tissue, wipe that shit off DV Dispose of it in the trash. Your "rap garbage" So I will acknowledge How mispelled your words are Don't be a rapper, stay in college, I won with the first bar. Find a paddle punk trick, and hand it over to me This heres a spanking little shit, there will be no round 3. Tastes some humble pie star, and lower your pride Or feel my wrath from afar, of my e-genocide The nerve of you, you little bitch, calling out my name I'll get ranma to beat your ass, but it won't rise him to fame You're a lame in this game, beating you's nothing to brag about I'll hit you with rhymes so hard You'll delete your OWN account.

[Quiver]

Here it goes... *ahem* Hey, look everyone, it's a new face in town I just stepped up, son, I'm here to bring you down Your words don't even rhyme, they barely even flow You think you bring the heat? I'll bury you in snow! They call you Enchanter, right, well that's a total heap Your bunch of boring rhymes put us real rappers to sleep You flow like a storm? Well your storm is a disaster, You say I flow "warm", while I'm really your master All I see is ego, pouring out like hot steam You beating Me? HAH! That's only a dream You ain't really anywhere as good as you seem Cause by the second round, I'll have you effin' creamed! Ha! Gotta start every rap with some random shit, lol Yo...yeah, check it... this the beat we working with? Turn that shiz up...Ughhh, Ughhh You got guts sutts, but you made the wrong decision I'm getting PM's from your friends like "Please done kill him!" (Too late) Are you serious? A battle between you and me? Aint even a battle, it's a reading of your eulogy Here lies Sutts, thought he was a rap creator Spit his crap at Quiver, and died one post later My flow is disaster, I can see it got you torn Sutts going to sleep every night wishin' he never born Survive one round, son, and i'll consider it a feat I'm already at the top of the game. You buried underneath. My ego got you quivering, but I ain't gotta brag You can just relax, while I zip up your body bag *turns mic horizontal and drops it* haha Jeff's got some pretty funny stuff -> "e-genocide" I like Onei's flow though, especially in the very first one he posted I haven't read everybody's yet but the thread is jokes lol

[Man of Steel]

Amazeo, congratulations. For that much immaturity you need a standing ovation. My mother is in her 50's, you know, and you can bet your ass And if she heard your profane crap she'd turn you over her knee and beat your ass. Call me old fashioned, but I just don't see, Why rap has to be putrid to flow naturally. If your rhymes are right and your lines are smooth, Why must your words be so uncouth? I can bring the beat and smoke your verse, Without using a single curse. Egomaniac? Boy, I'm the best that's ever been. There's no arguing that, not now, not then. Now it's time to bring you down, To take you out and strip off your crown. You may be good, but you're not real great, So bow down, son, accept your fate. The Man of Steel is here and your rhymes are bait. You're nothing more than a weak fool, A worthless example of a mindless tool. My ice-cold words will resound like thunder, Strip you, rip you, as I tear you asunder. Rend your mind into thousands of shards, Blow you down like a house of cards. I'm invincible, I can't be touched, While you're a mortal, about to be crushed. My rhymes are smoother than Colt 45, When I'm done you'll be lucky to still be alive. I'm the Luke Skywalker to your Darth Vader: You're a broken mockery, a soon-to-be-crater. Annihilation is the name of my game, I'll chew you up, spit you out and cross out your name. So go on, get out, if you ever want to rhyme again, Cause if you stick around I'll beat you down; you've already lost, my friend. Two for one deal this round, eh? Edit: Oh, and Jeff: Your rhymes are like an unwiped ass So here's a tissue, wipe that shit off DV Dispose of it in the trash. Your "rap garbage" So I will acknowledge How mispelled your words are Don't be a rapper, stay in college, I won with the first bar. Find a paddle punk trick, and hand it over to me This heres a spanking little shit, there will be no round 3. Tastes some humble pie star, and lower your pride Or feel my wrath from afar, of my e-genocide The nerve of you, you little bitch, calling out my name I'll get ranma to beat your ass, but it won't rise him to fame You're a lame in this game, beating you's nothing to brag about I'll hit you with rhymes so hard You'll delete your OWN account. XD, great stuff, man.

[Jeff777]

Haha thanks bro, I'm STILL impressed with you as well. =)

[lonestarx]

Jeff: Hey Hey what you say get that shit off DV you say? round 3, round 4 your right it wont last long trying to act hard, trying to act hood, nigga please as for me naw I been in this game too long Game you say? thats right this aint no rappin song notice as I spit this verse I aint stumbling thats right you forgot who you battling lonestar? naw the man behind the diaster faster than a We miss you!! email you get after I come through

[lonestarx]

on a side note: also nice stuff jeff you earned my respect. Good shit I could learn alot from you

[Jeff777]

Lone, welcome to the ring compadre. You're not bad not bad...it's about time the weak lyricists left and the real ones stepped up So without further adieu... Jeff: Hey Hey what you say get that shit off DV you say? round 3, round 4 your right it wont last long trying to act hard, trying to act hood, nigga please as for me naw I been in this game too long Game you say? thats right this aint no rappin song notice as I spit this verse I aint stumbling thats right you forgot who you battling lonestar? naw the man behind the diaster faster than a We miss you!! email you get after I come through Lonestar...read your post again...it didn't rhyme I wanna be fully compensated for you wasting my time Look, I'm sorry we got off on the wrong start You won't end up like CB and you won't end up like Spart Despite your rude attitude, I'm in a giving mood I'll charge you half off for this battle Is that okay with you dude? And I'm so damn good I'll let you go again son And take MY turn bitch cause I already won. I don't consider this a round I just consider this fun So LITERALLY go again, I'll get ranma to write my next one.

[lonestarx]

LOL oh god... ranma, man of steel hire who ever want the out come wont change strike one strike two as they all got knocked out yea I agree we got off to a bad start it usually happens when I see fake ass niggas trying act hard victory after victory it doesnt really matter When Im done dont forget my name to your latter umm kinda devestated, here I'll start it off for you: "lonestarx yea I remember you you came, you saw, you conqured out of the blue I cant even believe I try to battle you"

[Jeff777]

Good battles my friend. LOL oh god... ranma, man of steel hire who ever want the out come wont change strike one strike two as they all got knocked out yea I agree we got off to a bad start it usually happens when I see fake ass niggas trying act hard victory after victory it doesnt really matter When Im done dont forget my name to your latter umm kinda devestated, here I'll start it off for you: "lonestarx yea I remember you you came, you saw, you conqured out of the blue I cant even believe I try to battle you" That'll be the words written on your coffin My venom sinks into your blood vessels So It's your heart you'll hear stoppin You should have listened to your mom, you should have listened to your dad You should have asked one of my victims, or even read the news ads Any body who steps up, gets knocked down I carry my victims in my signature, I call it my crown You knew your faggot ass wouldn't attain fame in here kid So your punk ass battled me JUST to end up in my sig Consider that fame enough, you'll soon be immortalized Forever in my signature, pleasure for the morbid eyes Surprise bitch! technically this is round 3 Hah, this was fun...not a single sweat dropped from me We should do this again sometime, I'm feeling kinda happy I'm feeling kind of glad...though when you find out? I'm sure that you'll be mad I'll beat on you again someday whenever I am low Before I go? I want you to know... You're my new punching bag hoe Edit: Try someone else now

[AmazeO XD]

Amazeo, congratulations. For that much immaturity you need a standing ovation. My mother is in her 50's, you know, and you can bet your ass And if she heard your profane crap she'd turn you over her knee and beat your ass. Call me old fashioned, but I just don't see, Why rap has to be putrid to flow naturally. If your rhymes are right and your lines are smooth, Why must your words be so uncouth? I can bring the beat and smoke your verse, Without using a single curse. Egomaniac? Boy, I'm the best that's ever been. There's no arguing that, not now, not then. Now it's time to bring you down, To take you out and strip off your crown. You may be good, but you're not real great, So bow down, son, accept your fate. The Man of Steel is here and your rhymes are bait. You're nothing more than a weak fool, A worthless example of a mindless tool. My ice-cold words will resound like thunder, Strip you, rip you, as I tear you asunder. Rend your mind into thousands of shards, Blow you down like a house of cards. I'm invincible, I can't be touched, While you're a mortal, about to be crushed. My rhymes are smoother than Colt 45, When I'm done you'll be lucky to still be alive. I'm the Luke Skywalker to your Darth Vader: You're a broken mockery, a soon-to-be-crater. Annihilation is the name of my game, I'll chew you up, spit you out and cross out your name. So go on, get out, if you ever want to rhyme again, Cause if you stick around I'll beat you down; you've already lost, my friend. Two for one deal this round, eh? So you don't like cussing, Well i guess thats okay, but i'll still you beat you out, Every single day. My rhymes will cut, They will make you weep, When you all about the ladies, They think you are a creep. If not a creep, Then a pyscopathic killer, You're almost as crazy, as those zombies from "Thriller", You take the ladies home, Then you dabble in dissection, while you're cutting them up, you get a stiff erection. Thats the closest thing, you can get to a girl, Whenever they see your face, They run away and hurl. You're such an ammy, You're just another, A stupid little n00b, just like your mother. I'm not gonna go in, because I think we all know, That your mother is a tramp, She's got a dirty ho... H-O-L-E, When i mess with her, It burns when I pee. So that was my rhyme, Short and sweet, Now you can excuse yourself, So you can be lonely and beat your meat. DUN.

[AmazeO XD]

k amazeo Your penis is the size of a grain of sand can you feel it with your hand? of course you can't 'cause it's the size of a grain of sand! speaking of sand, you wanna know what else is dirty? the night i fucked your mom and she gave me herpes i know your thinking "herpes ok whuzz that mean?" well google is your friend, you just might wanna search for "STD" see i'mma muthafucka too, and you can't phase me. but the truth is you can't rap any better than jay-z i'm sorry man i know how bad I made you feel but it's no worse than how your gonna get fucked by man of steel. and after imma tie you to a jet engine wheel I'll probly pass out at how bad you'll smeel Smell, oh shit that's right i can't even rhyme. well i guess it's 'cause i'm too busy kissin your sister all the time. there's only one place rap is sweet and that's a place called senseless banter on DV! Pretty good, let's see if I can match. That was a nice diddy, a sweet little poem, are you good at kissing sisters? cause i bet you kiss your own. You think thats a sick rhyme? That isn't even my best. When you get lucid, You like to have incest. Incestual, relationships, My words are missles, And your a sinking ship. I'm a torpedo, I'll rip you apart, My words are pyscho, they're a fucking work of art. You too lose at the ladies, All they do is tease ya, My rhymes are sicker than, the fuckin Mona Lisa. You say google is my friend? It is to the nation. Click on the search bar. Search "Capitilization" I just owned you, Bitch, you just got made, What I'm wonderin is, How'd you pass the 1st grade? ABCDEFG? Thats about how far you can make it, When you recite your Abc's. Dude you're a fool, Just stop trying to battle, I'll chop you up and eat you, Just like a little cattle. Then i'll ship the remains, Overseas, So they can serve your fat ass, Up at MickeyDees. Haha.. this is awesome.

[lonestarx]

Good shit jeff. O is so frekin sick! his rhymes flow better than anyone I've seen in this thread lol Good stuff everyone! Also wont be as easy next time jeff