OMG Let's rap battle!

[AmazeO XD]

Are you fucking serious? Is this how you spit? It's time for you to learn the real meaning of wit, 'Cause anyone can up with lame shit like you, Yet you continue to go on as if you've no fuckin' clue, That your method and your matter is the same through and through, Where you pull out random shit right outta the blue, Jeff was mistaken... it was you huffin' glue. My rhymes are amateur? Is that what you said? While ya use "rivers," "quivers," "head," and "dead"? Please, your kindergarden rhymes should be put to bed. Movin' ahead, I have one compliment to construe, Because it's obvious ya must still be learning a thing or two, Before I bid ya adieu, I'll have to thank you. "What?" You must be thinking, but I'm being real fool, Thanking you for cutting out those rhymes so burly, You finally realized that you might as well quit early! And sure, fuck with my face, but you'll be my surgeon, So I can... wait, Rosie O'Donnell? Ah, the words of a virgin. *scratches record* Kindergarten words? I"ll show you my skills, Cause my mother fucking lyrics, pay my bills! Your rhymes are so cold they like the artic zone, I'll fuck you up bitch, call me Al Capone. I'll MURDER your ass while you whine and moan, put you out of your misery, snap your neck bone. You lack persistance, endurance and the sway, Sometimes you just sit there like, "What should I say?!" Maybe I should be nicer, Provide some compensation, seeing as how you, are going to TASTE my annihilation. So no bad feelings, Your life I will take, but I'll still be seen crying, at your funeral wake.

[suttsman]

Hey Suttsman, horribly busy for this entire week, and also your rap hurt my feelings lol. I must, therefore, concede defeat. I shall return one day...sometime next week, and I'll be gunning for you =p I hear ya. Finals can be a beast. I'm taking a break myself. Sorry if my rap hurt your feelings. It's all for fun, nothing is personal here in the rap world. (Seriously, I had no idea it was that strong! ) I'll see ya then!

[CoLd BlooDed]

Kindergarten words? I"ll show you my skills, Cause my mother fucking lyrics, pay my bills! Your rhymes are so cold they like the artic zone, I'll fuck you up bitch, call me Al Capone. I'll MURDER your ass while you whine and moan, put you out of your misery, snap your neck bone. You lack persistance, endurance and the sway, Sometimes you just sit there like, "What should I say?!" Maybe I should be nicer, Provide some compensation, seeing as how you, are going to TASTE my annihilation. So no bad feelings, Your life I will take, but I'll still be seen crying, at your funeral wake. Sure you can cry, but it won't be at my funeral, If ya haven't realized, then soon I'm sure ya will, You're the one who's gonna die, I'm just doing it for the thrill! It's time to get ugly, but you threw the first stone, Saying some stupid shit like breakin' my neck bone. 'Cause before you'd got a chance I'd take my baseball bat, And after winding up, your nose and teeth I would crack, I'm a merciless brat and all I'd do is laugh as you scrambled for your dentals on the sidewalk path. Then I'd grab ya by the hair and shout to the masses, "Look at this freak!" after snapping your glasses. You'd be blind and bruised, but I'd still wrap your head in plastic, Taking pride in the fact that you're so enthusiastic, Waving your hands wildly trying to make the bag tear, With your mouth making 'O's like a goldfish gasping for air, I wouldn't drop ya off slowly, no way in hell, I'd take your busted face and smash it repeatedly like a bell. Your face would be so messed that even your parents couldn't tell who it was, that's the buzz, now here's the difference 'tween you 'n me, You talk about killin' when I commit the murder lyrically, Now here's my plea, before three's done, get out now and run run run.

[AmazeO XD]

Sure you can cry, but it won't be at my funeral, If ya haven't realized, then soon I'm sure ya will, You're the one who's gonna die, I'm just doing it for the thrill! It's time to get ugly, but you threw the first stone, Saying some stupid shit like breakin' my neck bone. 'Cause before you'd got a chance I'd take my baseball bat, And after winding up, your nose and teeth I would crack, I'm a merciless brat and all I'd do is laugh as you scrambled for your dentals on the sidewalk path. Then I'd grab ya by the hair and shout to the masses, "Look at this freak!" after snapping your glasses. You'd be blind and bruised, but I'd still wrap your head in plastic, Taking pride in the fact that you're so enthusiastic, Waving your hands wildly trying to make the bag tear, With your mouth making 'O's like a goldfish gasping for air, I wouldn't drop ya off slowly, no way in hell, I'd take your busted face and smash it repeatedly like a bell. Your face would be so messed that even your parents couldn't tell who it was, that's the buzz, now here's the difference 'tween you 'n me, You talk about killin' when I commit the murder lyrically, Now here's my plea, before three's done, get out now and run run run. I see you're getting angry, So i'll settle this here and now, I'm gonna murder you, Take my final bow. Why so violent? Did your daddy hit you again? Because he's been doing it constantly, since you were the age of ten? Is that why you're cold blooded, as much as you could? Because you're whole life you rest, on your FUCKED up childhood? Cold you crossed a line, that wasn't the plan at initation, I was just joking I don't need, A GRAPHIC EXPLANATION, about how you're gonna kill me, In this rap I'm the objecter, Because you're going FUCKING CRAZY dude, YOU AINT HANNIBAL LECTOR. So calm your ass down, you don't need protection, this aint the streets, its an internet connection. This rap is gonna end, with a glamourous exclamation, while you sit and try to think, but rhyme with hesitation. Because you sir.. too sir, lack imagination, and you sir.. too sir, will feel the humiliation. No gratification will be made for you, A misinterpretation will cause the SLAY of you. It's said there is nothing, beyond what we see, and from what I see in you, your name will NEVER be on the marquee. So don't hold your breath, and wait for the vote, when my ranking once again, the judges will promote. Don't worry man, i understand you lost your cool, but jesus christ bro, you look like a fool.

[Jeff777]

This rap is to the cowards who chickened out of the fight Regardless of what your god says, what you did wasn't right But I can understand why you didn't want to lose your life Round 1 will leave you speechless, and Round 2 will make you cry Come Round 3 you'll want to die, Running scared keeps you alive but... Courage, honor and respect is now what you're deprived of There's absolutely no love for punk bitches like yourselves Rhyming a verse or two, then leaving to ask for help? I'm sure Ranma's dead so he can't write your rhymes anymore And Identity has lost his mind about what I hid under the floor And CB? Well, he's a bit tied up at the moment And lonestar has YET to challenge another opponent Last I heard, after the battle he went fucking mental And signed his OWN ass into an asylum hospital so you see Spartiate and Tengu, try as you might Noone will write your rhymes now, so put up your dukes and fight Spart I know you're watching the oz stupid witch on t.v. But if you don't battle me? you'll be a lucid BITCH on DV You don't run away from fights, test, school finals or not I've given you like two weeks to give me your best shot And tengu? What can I say to you, you're a coward it's true My rhymes hit you so hard you came down with avian flu I'm not being siddity, my rhymes are just naturally witty But mark my words if you don't finish what we started, it won't be pretty Consider this a WARNING So goodnight fellas...sleep tight and say your prayers, Soon I'll be invading your dreams and turning them into nightmares.

[AmazeO XD]

This rap is to the cowards who chickened out of the fight Regardless of what your god says, what you did wasn't right But I can understand why you didn't want to lose your life Round 1 will leave you speechless, and Round 2 will make you cry Come Round 3 you'll want to die, Running scared keeps you alive but... Courage, honor and respect is now what you're deprived of There's absolutely no love for punk bitches like yourselves Rhyming a verse or two, then leaving to ask for help? I'm sure Ranma's dead so he can't write your rhymes anymore And Identity has lost his mind about what I hid under the floor And CB? Well, he's a bit tied up at the moment And lonestar has YET to challenge another opponent Last I heard, after the battle he went fucking mental And signed his OWN ass into an asylum hospital so you see Spartiate and Tengu, try as you might Noone will write your rhymes now, so put up your dukes and fight Spart I know you're watching the oz stupid witch on t.v. But if you don't battle me? you'll be a lucid BITCH on DV You don't run away from fights, test, school finals or not I've given you like two weeks to give me your best shot And tengu? What can I say to you, you're a coward it's true My rhymes hit you so hard you came down with avian flu I'm not being siddity, my rhymes are just naturally witty But mark my words if you don't finish what we started, it won't be pretty Consider this a WARNING So goodnight fellas...sleep tight and say your prayers, Soon I'll be invading your dreams and turning them into nightmares. That was a pretty lulzy rhyme, But all those names being thrown, I regret to see, that I didn't see my own. Where did it go dude? Don't tell me you're into deceit too! Oh wait.. thats right.. When we battled.. I beat you. So it seems you talk shit, About the people you "beat" But you try to ignore... your own defeat....

[Jeff777]

That was a pretty lulzy rhyme, But all those names being thrown, I regret to see, that I didn't see my own. Where did it go dude? Don't tell me you're into deceit too! Oh wait.. thats right.. When we battled.. I beat you. So it seems you talk shit, About the people you "beat" But you try to ignore... your own defeat.... Hahaha come on, are you fucking kidding me? Am I expected to re-dispose of trash killed by CB? Cold was right, yes it was true If you think you can beat me You're the one sniffing glue You just aren't worth another Jeff classic put down Hell, you aren't even worthy of being another victim in my crown If you walk away now, I'll let you take a picture of me But don't ask, I still won't put you in my signature homie I only put people who had skills in my sig See they were seqouia trees, but you're just a fucking twig And me? I'm a goddamn forest, the nerve of you trying to step up I could write "dot dot dot", and still easily fuck your rep up Matter fact I can write garbage, I can write nonsensical lines It'd STILL be much better, than that shit you call rhymes Noone needs to rehearse, I can kill you with one verse I'm a curse that you battled, you're up the creek without a paddle I'll drive a hearse to your house and slaughter you like cattle But going back a bit, to nonsensical shit, here's a nursery rhyme Your moms sings as you're sucking on her tits... Rock a bye baby in the tree top amazeo's a lame ass, his shit has to stop I'll rip off his pants and down they shall fall And everyone will see he was born with one ball This here's a big boy thread And you're a waste like a vesicle Leave now or you'll drop Unlike your undescended testicle

[AmazeO XD]

Hahaha come on, are you fucking kidding me? Am I expected to re-dispose of trash killed by CB? Cold was right, yes it was true If you think you can beat me You're the one sniffing glue You just aren't worth another Jeff classic put down Hell, you aren't even worthy of being another victim in my crown If you walk away now, I'll let you take a picture of me But don't ask, I still won't put you in my signature homie I only put people who had skills in my sig See they were seqouia trees, but you're just a fucking twig And me? I'm a goddamn forest, the nerve of you trying to step up I could write "dot dot dot", and still easily fuck your rep up Matter fact I can write garbage, I can write nonsensical lines It'd STILL be much better, than that shit you call rhymes Noone needs to rehearse, I can kill you with one verse I'm a curse that you battled, you're up the creek without a paddle I'll drive a hearse to your house and slaughter you like cattle But going back a bit, to nonsensical shit, here's a nursery rhyme Your moms sings as you're sucking on her tits... Rock a bye baby in the tree top amazeo's a lame ass, his shit has to stop I'll rip off his pants and down they shall fall And everyone will see he was born with one ball This here's a big boy thread And you're a waste like a vesicle Leave now or you'll drop Unlike your undescended testicle You're making me yawn Jeff, Seriously dude, And i'm not trying to be an asshole, i'm not trying to be rude, but you fucking lost, I was the bruiser, You fucking lost, Stop being a sore loser. You take twenty minutes, to write a rap that dulls, Which instead of offending me, makes me lulz.

[Jeff777]

You're making me yawn Jeff, Seriously dude, And i'm not trying to be an asshole, i'm not trying to be rude, but you fucking lost, I was the bruiser, You fucking lost, Stop being a sore loser. You take twenty minutes, to write a rap that dulls, Which instead of offending me, makes me lulz. Lulz all you want You're still a fucking punk I'll eat you up and digest you You're my shit after I dump Take 20 minutes to spit? Please It took 2 minutes to shit That's how fast I passed you You are garbage you have no wit Nice combination dude Put a smile on, don't be rude No reason to have the blues I said I'd slaughter you like a cow but instead I'll flush you now But if you want paper where you're going? I'll send you some company, just continue to keep flowing And I'll continue writing down all your garbage rhymes And flushing them to send to you...one..line...at...a...time

[Oneironaut Zero]

For anyone who's interested, a friend of mine just told me about this site. You can upload your rhymes and vote on them and whatnot, and there's a bunch of free beats that you can spit to. I just made an alias ("Cognizant") and I'll probably be posting some rhymes up there every now and then, because I'm out of practice and need to get back to rhyming again. Just thought I'd let you know, if anyone wants to record some of their battles. *goes back to watching the matches*

[lonestarx]

Yea I am back in this thread well equipped waiting for some dumb ass nigga to fall and slip against me naw theres no comparison While I ready my mic i lit up the stage... 1,2,3 Hit after hit you'lll falll to my WILD call

[jankai]

lonestar why you here? i thought Jeff777 made you dissapear? well i see this stage and i aint slipin but instead am stood here spittin and what do i get off you? nothing but silence as i rip up your WILD call with my own sirens. So its here and now you make your stand or you could just walk off stage with your head in your hands. thats all your good for nothing but talk as i take over this place just remember..Dont talk

[lonestarx]

Why am I here? You ask? to spit this rap while I try to adapt Yea Jeff made me dissapear for a little bit but my sword just wouldnt quit; Well lit while I tried to dip out of this thread Please understand jankai I left for your own safty so you wouldnt just end up in a another body bag Watch out as I call out to your coffin as we go to our second round this aint considered a challenge yea it might be too you but for me its just average every day shit that I go through lets come back to it; face it you aint got a clue

[jankai]

Am sorry lonestar i forgot you were in prison i forgot you spent everyday hiding in shame over how bad your tame ryhmes are. you no you say i have no clue yet i could beat your ryhmes with childs hiku ya i'll admit i aint that good but atleeast i'll admit that and not put on some hood to try and be someone am not. You say you left for my own safty well in my eyes lone your the one who's gonna get powned so how's this just go just leave spare us all the pain and go back to your old ball and chain

[AmazeO XD]

Lulz all you want You're still a fucking punk I'll eat you up and digest you You're my shit after I dump Take 20 minutes to spit? Please It took 2 minutes to shit That's how fast I passed you You are garbage you have no wit Nice combination dude Put a smile on, don't be rude No reason to have the blues I said I'd slaughter you like a cow but instead I'll flush you now But if you want paper where you're going? I'll send you some company, just continue to keep flowing And I'll continue writing down all your garbage rhymes And flushing them to send to you...one..line...at...a...time Dude this isn't a battle, no challenge was made, stop trying to redeem yourself, this isn't a trade. You lost and thats it, don't need to spit, cause i don't give a fuck, about your shit. Stop stop trying to counter, I don't even care, I'm just gonna act... like you aint even there.

[AmazeO XD]

Rather than do, what I previously intended, I'm now going to show you, that wounds cannot be mended. Rather than you give you satisifaction, I will battle you once more, and once again exploit you, as a cheap rhyming whore. So go ahead Jeff, make a funny rhyme, so I can fuck you up again, for a second time.

[Jeff777]

Dude this isn't a battle, no challenge was made, stop trying to redeem yourself, this isn't a trade. You lost and thats it, don't need to spit, cause i don't give a fuck, about your shit. Stop stop trying to counter, I don't even care, I'm just gonna act... like you aint even there. The bold highlighted words that you see Are probably the only shit in which with you I agree You're right this isn't a battle, this is a homocide Swallow your pride and don't write back kid You already died. CB killed you and now I'm picking at your carcus? Hell no, fuck this I wanna battle someone not mentally behind Your last breath Amazehoe still doesn't tantalize minds You have nothing left. You never had it at all The only thing you can gloat about is that you have one ball And why's that worth gloating on you may think? You don't have to work, you'll work at the circus as a freak -drops the mic, throws hoodie over my head and walks off the stage as the crowd roars in applause- Edit: P.s. You're still not going in my sig...only rappers with skill levels mediocre and above are worthy enough to be there. So..what's that say about you?

[AmazeO XD]

Alright Jeff, just to clarify... since i'm not RHYMING this time around, so you can actually understand.. i was just fooling with you before. that wasn't a "battle".... so if you actually want to "battle" then we can start.

[AmazeO XD]

I mean... come on. I clearly stated it WASN"T A RAP BATTLE... i had like... 10 line replies. That wasn't a victory, that was you pretending it was something it was not. Don't be a sore loser jeff... remember our last encounter? I know you are on in DV chat, go and we'll battle again.

[lonestarx]

*FINAL ROUND!!!* ball and chain you say? jail?? what gave you that idea. " Put on some hood" wtf are you talking aboult I came from the hood foo this aint no bout more like a massacre you'll feel like your in a drought. Yea thats right I know you couldnt believe it using the whip I crushed open your lip. All right I forgot this is the last round As I slide my sword across this beaten ground reserving a grave for you here's a vision: "here lies jankai, lone starx's little bitch lying in this cold hard ditch not even moving just a bit he lasted 2 rounds against him, he barely survived it was determined second round, but lonestar let his grace and mercy abound jankai, he was to young calling out real niggas who are trying for the crown"

[AmazeO XD]

OKAY ROUND ONE. HERES FOR THE LULZ. AGAINST JEFF777. BECAUSE HES A WHINER. Jeff my friend, I guess you didn't learn, you want to be spanked again, you BEG for it, you yearn. Well I'm here to provide, exactly what you need, A real good ass-whooping, A personal deed. See I guess the first time, you got a little mad, realized someone was better, and you got a wee bit sad. After you were done crying, you swore on REVENGE! But the funny thing is, you got nothing to avenge. You got a little mad, cause you got your ass beat from here to china, so stop being a bitch, and get that sand out of your vagina. Because this is getting lulzy man, i was trying to be nice, but you're making me laugh too much, so i'm going to have to beat you TWICE. The first time wasn't enough i guess, so i'm here again to slaughter, then after i'm done raping you, ima rape yo daughter. If you don't have a daughter, oh well.. i'm screwed, but at least I'm not (like you), having sex with a fucking dude.

[lonestarx]

DAmnit!! comeon jenkai hurry!

[Jeff777]

learn, yearn, need, deed, mad, sad, revenge, avenge, china, vagina, nice, twice, slaughter, daughter, screwed, dude Not bad, you stepped up your rhyme scheme, I'll give you that. We squared off twice already though, each time I kicked your ass...do you doubt? Ask the judges who won. You and I both already know though If you want to battle me again, you'll have to battle others and up your skills first. I was serious when I said... "Edit: P.s. You're still not going in my sig...only rappers with skill levels mediocre and above are worthy enough to be there. So..what's that say about you?" You're still not going in my sig until you're good enough for me to brag about a battle you and I had. So stop trying. So until then? REQUEST FOR BATTLE DENIED (No hard feelings I hope. I do it as you say "for the lulz" )

[PatienceMarie]

It seems that this shits getting deeper and deeper and the more I am hearing gets sweeter and sweeter. Battles are flying and words are being thrown. It's like "bitch this" and "bitch that" like people are something to own. Oh well, all in good fun, as the rhymes getting clearer, like the face that you see when you look in the mirror. Yeah I'm country and as white as can be, but my words always flow like God's giving mercy. People trying to be matches, as they step up to the plate poor XoX the only girl, and people trying to be her mate. I must say, ya'll are good and it seems ya'll keep getting better like a fine wine in time, or vintage worn leather. This is kind of fun, a good way to vent. Shit I may be on a poetry block, but this shit is as good as it gets. -patience

[Oneironaut Zero]

Haha. Uh oh. Pati's got skillz.