Your Funniest Chat Up Lines.

[NeAvO]

I thought I'd make a topic on weird chat up lines that you lads or even ladies have used. Basically a topic for all the corny one liners that probably got you slapped in the face Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

[docKnubis]

hello

[badassbob]

You must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.

[MSG]

Do yew believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again!? :D

[FreshBrains]

Say, what's your position on breast implants?

[badassbob]

Say, what's your position on breast implants? [/b] Yeah, that's the best one so far.

[FreshBrains]

For the record, I've never actually used that..... although it could get me some money in a bet one day.

[BeautifulDreamer]

When a hot girl is leaving: I hate to see you leave, but I love to see you go..

[Kaniaz]

hello

[Man of Shred]

probly the worst thing i ever done was walk up to a girl and hand her a conom with my # on it nad whispered in her ear "call me when you want to use this" and then walk away. it's a one way ticket to a slap in the face!!!!!

[badassbob]

How about; "Oi! yeah, you. get your fat ass over here you fucking slag, and suck my dick." Sound good?

[NeAvO]

How about; "Oi! yeah, you. get your fat ass over here you fucking slag, and suck my dick." Sound good? [/b] Umm I guess some girl might like that

[Ynot]

nice shoes........

[BPolar]

How about; "Oi! yeah, you. get your fat ass over here you fucking slag, and suck my dick." Sound good? [/b] slag? is that like slut? i like the sound of slag i gotta remember that

[Courtney Mae]

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. I lost my number, can I borrow yours? I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

[Umbrasquall]

I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

[Courtney Mae]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

[NeAvO]

I don't even remember making this? Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to? Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever you're going? Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! (I doubt this one will be successful )

[Volcon]

Hand me a map becuase im lost in your eyes. i think i dropped a m&m in your cleavage, here let me get it. (might get you a kick in the balls BEWARE) Im sorry they are so corny, i cant think of many others right now

[Infinityecho]

Hey baby, I'm from outta town so if you sleep with me......no one would ever know. Wait a minute can I see your tag on the back of your shirt? Ahhh it does say you're made in heaven. Sometimes I like it when it rains.......than no one can tell that I am crying.

[Infinityecho]

Sometimes I like it when it rains.......than no one can tell that I am crying. But.... If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. Are you an overdue book? Because you have got FINE *snaps fingers* written all over you, baby! Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you? Hey baby, lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle! Yeah Bay bee!

[QwinsepiaSquared]

Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special!

[Xox]

Was your father a terrorist? Coz your a BOMB! If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. And this is a ridiculously corny line used on me once, I almost fell over laughing at the stupidity: Hey you! You make me cry. You make me cry because your ass is like an onion!

[Jeff777]

You look alot like my next girlfriend ---------------------------------------------------------- Guy: Hey baby, do you wash your pants with windex? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I can see myself in them.

[Man of Steel]

A couple I posted in another topic awhile back: "I noticed you noticing me, and noticed just how noticeable you were. Notice my use of the word 'notice', because this is a notice of my love towards you." "I'm handsome, charming, and full of crap. You're gorgeous, single, and about to beat the crap outta me. We could be a perfect couple..." "'My Killian's saw your Miller looking lonely, so I thought I'd introduce them.' Is that not the lamest pick-up line you've ever heard? Let me buy you a beer, while I tell you more." "Be my huckleberry?" And more: "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?" ("Um...I don't even know you...") "Well then we'd better work on that! I'm Josh..." "You look like you need a man tonight. I might know where you could find one, but he won't be cheap." "Ever have so many orgasms in a row that you pass out from sheer pleasure? Me neither, but I'm up for it if you are..." [In a low whisper, while handing her your room key:] "Meet me upstairs at midnight. Bring lots of Cool Whip and a pound of strawberries."