Thread: ~ Vex Kitten's Journal 05/06 ~

Nov 25th

1- Mayor Me

Gave a speech at the head of a huge celebration in a strange city. Was a carnival like atomosphere but I didn't feel very festive. Left after my part was done and roamed down the streets on my own. As I strolled I wondered how the hell I ended up Mayor. I'd never intended to.
Got to my apartment building and there were two oversized shotglasses stuck into the building just above the entrance way. Made me want a few shots of whiskey. Continued on to find a liquor store but never found one. Still don't know how I ended up Mayor.



2- The Bouquet

Sitting at home watching cartoons, Family guy or American Dad. A knock at the door. Sounded suspiciously like a 'cop knock'. Answered and a guy was standing there with a huge bouquet of flowers. I accepted them and put them in the vase on the table. Found the sentiment card and there was only an odd symbol scribbled on it.
Others were in the house but I was obssessed by the flowers, wondering who sent them. They were almost alien looking. Some opened suddenly. The sort of looked like huge daylillies but their petals looked like silver leaf. Others opened and they were starshaped and different colors. They resembled wizards. Others were on spiral stems and some looked like gold pom poms. Very unusual and I wish I could remember what that symbol on the card was.



3- Vampire Rave

In the midst of a rave that was primarily all vamipires. I don't think I was one. Made my way through the continually undulating bodies as the music pumped so loudly that it felt as if the bass 'shock waved' through my body.
With a group we sought out the owner. She was the one who tossed them out to the masses as if she were tossing candy out to children. WE came to her, she was barely dressed, only a strip of cloth wrapped around her chest that barely hid her nipples. The wore a long narrow loincloth type thing on her bottom hald. She was very beautiful and everyone seemed entranced by her.
They stood in line to kiss her feet and be given a gift. I slowly backed out of the room and bumped into a vampire who looked like Tom Cruise in Interview with the Vampire. (blah, i hate Cruise) He took me by the hand and led me out into a lavish hall. We instantly stripped and got busy 69 style. I didn't enjoy it, not as much as I should have. It was where we were.
The dream changed and we were on top of a huge gothic looking castle. There was a huge half moon in the sky and the world was shrouded in fog below us. Tom told me that we were stuck inbetween, not quite celestial and not quite earthly, or something along those lines.



4- Leia and her Lines

Was in a Star Wars movie, one of the old ones. Han, Leia and I were in a ship of some sort trying to escape. There was a teleprompter that we read our lines from. It'd go smoothly until Leia's part. She kept messing up the line, it was only about 5 words. She kept mis pronouncing the last word or name.
It was strange, like we really were in a deadly situation and needed to escape yet we were acting at the same time. As soon as Leia got her lines right we would be able to escape but she kept messing them up.



5- George's Accident

Was riding in a small car with Elaine from Sienfeld. I suddenly got a mental flash of George Constanza getting hit by a huge bus. His body flew out of his vehicle and landed across the street from the bus. I was about to tell Elaine when we came upon the scene of the accident.
We saw George's body lying on the sidewalk. Elaine ran over to it ,not believing he was dead. She began gathering up beer cans and bottles that were scattered around him.
I approached a cop and asked when George had died. They cop scratched his head and said..."Shit.. we forgot we had a corpse over there. Someone should have covered the body."
They tried to cover George but Elaine wouldn't let them. She kept saying he wasn't dead.
(dont' know why I dream seinfeld, don't even watch the show)


6- School & Lu

In a school office trying to convince the principal to let me attend. Took some doing but she accepted me. As I walked through the hallways I said hi to various people I'd went to school with in the past. Came to my locker, which looked like a pantry closet, and tossed my things inside. As i closed the door I happened to catch a glimpse of a familiar looking guy out of the corner of my eye.
I followed and stopped him. "I know you, I've dreamed about you." I told him. The guy didn't look like any of the Lucifers in my previous dreams, he looked rather frail and faggy in this one, but I knew it was him. He smiled and said, "I've dreamed about you too Mikky Gal. So if you know me what's my name?"
I couldn't remember suddenly. The Mikky Gal thing riled my anger and made me forget the guy's name. We continued walking through the school together, me simply trying to remember his name. I knew it sounded similar to Mikky Gal but It wouldn't come to me.




7- Excavation

Was at an excavation site. We were surrounded by massive earthly structures that looked like termite mounds. Most people were patiently chiselling their way into the mounds. I had a scalpal and was peeling layers of the mounds away. Cant' for the life of me remember what we were searching for. Anyway, beside me was a girl with a chainsaw. She was trying to hack her way into the mounds with it but it was barely making a scratch on the surface. The blade would wobble and lock up every little while and she'd have to restart it.
When I really looked at the chainsaw I saw that it was held together by what looked like masking and electrical tape. There was also a strip of cloth wrapped around it to bind it together somehow. I began fearing for my life. Knew the blade would eventually pop off and hack me in half. But I couldn't leave. I needed to dig up whatever it was we were searching for. Knew it was within my grasp and was willing to risk my life to find it.



8- Factory Job

A guy was explaining to me how to operate a huge machine in a factory. It was my job to operate the thing and it was a major part of the business. The guy and I's conversation veered off topic and we started chatting about old times together (though I didn't even know the guy).
He suddenly said he had to leave. He looked at his arm as if he were looking at a watch. There was no watch, only a series of scars ticked up his arm. He said goodbye and left.
I turned to the machine and realize I didn't know how to work the damned thing. I started fiddling with it to try make it work, nearly panicing knowing I was at the head of the most important part of the factory's operations.

I know its a bit late but...

"Happy Dream Viewsan Birthday"

Originally Posted by Vex

Yeah, that was a pretty sick dream, sick as in sick, not sick as in good. I've had dreams where I've been guys but this one was different because I hadn't realized I was a guy till that thing grabbed hold of a part of me that I hadn't realized was there. *shudders*. So glad I didn't feel anything. Wonder what that'd make me if I'd felt and enjoyed such an interaction.
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No wonder people say you're creepy

Originally Posted by Vex

4- Leia and her Lines

Was in a Star Wars movie, one of the old ones. Han, Leia and I were in a ship of some sort trying to escape. There was a teleprompter that we read our lines from. It'd go smoothly until Leia's part. She kept messing up the line, it was only about 5 words. She kept mis pronouncing the last word or name.
It was strange, like we really were in a deadly situation and needed to escape yet we were acting at the same time. As soon as Leia got her lines right we would be able to escape but she kept messing them up. [/b]

I find that curious. I can recall a large amount of dreams with the same concept, where basically what's happening is some average every-day thing, which is in fact an action of illusion (playing a role instead of being that role, training in something instead of doing it, etc.) but has the consequences of what the illusion portrays.

But either way, I'm as always green with envy at your recall, keep it up, hahah.

Hi guys.
Thanks for the DV birthday wishes NeAvo. And what people think I'm creepy? As far as I knew it was only one... ...

Merlock, good to hear from you again. That Leia dream had me thinking for a bit after I posted it. I think that one was one big ol flashing lucid dream trigger that I failed to pick up on. *sighs* I dream such nonsensical things and rarely ever clue into the fact that Im dreaming.
Oh, and don't envy me because of my dream recall. Envy me because of my beauty.




Nov 26th


1- Stalking 'Rope" Tornado

Was in the passenger seat of a van. We (can't remember who all was inside) were speeding away from a city that was being bombarded by tornadoes. Got a good distance away and thought we were home free. I happened to look back and saw a really thin tornado racing up the road behind us. It was white and wasn't funnel shaped. It looked more like a really thick rope dangling from the sky.
We sped up, following the road ahead of us as we tried to outrace the tornado. Came to a big curve in the road that lead us around and nearly back toward the twister. It leapt from the road and charged toward us. It slammed into my side of the van, ripped the mirror off. We then were sucked up into the air and tossed over beside a house.
We all survived. I climbed out and ran for shelter under a rickety looking gazebo. Lighting flashed overhead and I knew that if I set foot outside I'd get struck. The tornado was still coming after us. After me, I realized. Saw a woman dressed in a lacy looking and loose fitting black dress. She also had a sheer black veil hiding her face. Reminded me of a gypsy. I told her to stop the tornado. She said I was the only one who could stop it but she was lying. I knew she was capable of stopping it too.
In a panic I ran for the woman and we started fighting, each telling the other to stop the tornado before it killed us all. Can't remember anything after that.



2- Cowboy Picture

On what looked like a ranch. I was running around like crazy taking pictures of everything. Didn't bother to check my camera settings or take the lighting into account. Just snapped photos like tomorrow wasn't coming. After shooting a couple of rolls I realized I probably didn't have a half decent picture at all.
Happened to look to my right. A cowboy was sitting on a cement block. His shirt and hat were black or really dark blue, his pants and boots were white. From my point of view (which was lower as I was standing down a small hill) the upper dark half of the cowboy was set against the pale grey overcast sky. His lighter lower half was brilliant and stood out against the trees silhouetted in the background. I took a bunch of photos of the cowboy. He never moved, just sat there letting me 'shoot' him.



3- Firestation Fire

In a firestation, for some odd reason I was the cook. I put a pan of cookies into the furnace as if it were an oven and then left.
Across the street I was visiting D's family. They wondered where the kids had gone. I looked outside only to see that one end of the fires station was totally engulfed in flames. Fire fighters scrambled around trying to put out the fire.
I suddenly remembered that the kids had followed me into the station and had helped me whip up the batch of cookies. I ran back to the burning building, burst in and made my way through the smoke filled halls. It was really hard to breath, my eyes stung. I stopped suddenly and thought what am I suffering for and I simply created a bubble of smokeless air around me in which i could breath.
Found the kids in the cellar. I encased them in air bubbles similar to mine. They also kept the fire at bay as we escaped. Took them back home and then watched the fire fighters try to snuff out the blaze, which I believe I caused by putting those cookies in the furnace. hehehe



4- Chris Angel

Don't remember much of this, only standing in what looked like an empty parking lot with a crowd of people. Chris Angel was giving an elaborate explanation of something or other. I was incredibly bored and wished he'd hurry up with the magic already.
He eventually realized he'd forgotten his handcuffs. I moved closer to him and told him not to worry. He could use mine. I pulled them out of my back pocket and gave them to him. For a split second I wondered why I had handcuffs but those thoughts died as Chris began working his magic.

Originally Posted by Vex

Hi guys.
Thanks for the DV birthday wishes NeAvo. And what people think I'm creepy? As far as I knew it was only one... ... [/b]

Yeah, but you're creepy in a fun way.

Originally Posted by Vex

Don't remember much of this, only standing in what looked like an empty parking lot with a crowd of people. Chris Angel was giving an elaborate explanation of something or other. I was incredibly bored and wished he'd hurry up with the magic already.
He eventually realized he'd forgotten his handcuffs. I moved closer to him and told him not to worry. He could use mine. I pulled them out of my back pocket and gave them to him. For a split second I wondered why I had handcuffs but those thoughts died as Chris began working his magic.[/b]

Okay, since I don't know who Chris Angel is, this dream seems a lot more kinky than it probably is. Handcuffs, "working his magic", a crowd of people, you moving closer to him, etc.

And, you mean to say you *don't* normally carry a pair of handcuffs around with you? Damn. You totally just shattered one of my more fun preconceptions.

Originally Posted by The

Yeah, but you're creepy in a fun way.
Okay, since I don't know who Chris Angel is, this dream seems a lot more kinky than it probably is. Handcuffs, "working his magic", a crowd of people, you moving closer to him, etc.

And, you mean to say you *don't* normally carry a pair of handcuffs around with you? Damn. You totally just shattered one of my more fun preconceptions.
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Chris Angel is a magician and hes pretty good too

Chris Angel [/b]

Dude! ette... You didn't want the explanation!!! Maybe that's how houdini became the magician he was! ...AHHHH... =P on the other hand, you and handcuffs with a magician, niiice.. hah, he reminds me of Kiss! A ton of make-up, then none at all.

Hey guys.

Blue: I actually don't mind being called creepy, believe me, I've been called much worse. And after reading your interpretation of the Chris Angel dream I can see where you got the impression that it was kinkier than it really was. And no, I don't *normally* carry handcuffs with me. Only break them out for special occasions.

Jr: Hi again. I've got to get back to your journal. It reminds me alot of the stuff I used to constantly dream just a few years ago. Almost feels like home there.

Zeek: True, I don't need or want to know how he did his tricks. And come to think of it, that dream could have been way more fun if I'd put the handcuffs and Angel to better use.



Nov 27th


1- Wrestling Match/Sleepy

Watched what was supposed to be a death wrestling match. Remember the one guy was dressed in black, Undertakerish looking. The other looked like a demented football player, helmet with moose antlers on it and a huge face mask, ragged football uniform.
They fought but in the midst of the match the wrestlers started tossing candy out to the kiddies. I ran and scooped some up too but only got a few gums, 5 I think. Suddenly felt really sleepy, looked and saw a girl who was sleeping too. Someone told me to take her out to the van. I picked up the girl and as I carried her away my eyes closed. Felt severely sleep deprived, couldn't open my eyes back up. Somehow I could sense where the walls and people were and staggered my way out of the arena. Got to the vehicle and I put the girl in the front seat. I laid in the back, eyes still feeling glued shut, and passed right out.



2- Me & Blue in Jail

Title says it all. I looked across the huge cell and there was sprawled a beautiful woman in a slinky red gown. Blue Meanie was there, sitting at the feet of this gorgeous woman. On my side of the cell the walls were slanted back and I sort of sprawled back and laid on them as I watched Blue interact with this woman. His hands slid up her dress and he eventually had the woman squirming all over the place.
I turned away, feeling ashamed for watching. As I looked to the corner I noticed a small fire on the carpet. I ran over and stomped it out but it kept lighting up again. I lost count of how many times I killed the fire only to have it flare up again, sometimes even flaring up on my pant leg.
I tossed a thick blanket on the hot spot and that kept it from flaring up again. I turned back to see Blue sitting alone. I waved to him but he didn't see me or ignored me. I tried to call him BLUE but had no voice. The room switched to me sitting on the slanted wall again. I was shackled to it. I kept trying to call to Blue, who wasn't shackled, to help me but he didn't seem to hear me. (that snob ) Oh, I remember I couldn't keep my eyes off his hair.



3- Hospital/Shooting Spree

Seemed to be watching a movie. Ice T was sitting in a hospital room eating a hospital dinner. A bunch of suited guys were in the room too discussing criminals.
I suddenly found myself in Ice T's place, I was physically him but mentally me. I poked my fork around the bland food and there was a cigarette in it. I jabbed it with the fork and looked at it. IT was some sort of warning. Suddenly a barrage of bullets exploded through the windows, killing many of the suits. I rolled off the bed, grabbed as many weapons as I could off the dead guys and charged outside.
A van squealed away and I was going to give chase but dozens of gun toting guys appeared from nowhere and started firing at me. I ran through the hail of bullets picking off one bastard at a time, taking special care to aim at their faces. Loved seeing their faces explode off. Anyway, after killing most of these guys I managed to catch up to the van, jumped on the back, crawled on top, stood up on the roof and, gun in both hands, shot downward through the roof into the driver and passenger seat. I fired for what felt like an eternity. Sooo amazing. The van eventually swirved and I was knocked free. Think I broke my legs when I landed and rolled. I then just laid there in the grass looking up at the sky for the longest time, wondering if I was going to die.

Nov 29th


1- The Bird Nest

Was out in a park taking photos. Came to an odd looking tree and noticed a bird nest in a branch sort of near to the ground. I asked whoever was with me to reach up and pull the branch down. They couldn't reach. Found a cane shaped stick and used that to latch onto the branch. As I pulled it down the entire branch snapped off the tree.
I was relieved to see that I'd snagged the wrong branch. The birdnest was still okay. I walked over and reached up, simply grabbed the dangling pine like leaves of the now reachable branch. Pulled it down to see what looked like a cross between a Cardinal and a cedar wax wing snuggled in the nest. She didn't move, two of her babies poked out and I took a bunch of pictures. From the other side I managed to pry out a third baby bird and took more photos.
Something happened, I tripped and pulled the branch down with me as I fell. I let go of it when I hit ground. Got up and looked beneath me, the baby birds were lying on the ground. One was crushed and the other two were trembling. I carefully scooped them up with a tweezer shaped branch and was going to put them back in the nest but I couldn't reach the damned branch again.



2- Me & J in Niagara Falls

Stared with me living on Pierce Ave again. A knock came at the door, my mother answered and said some hoodlum was at the door. It was J. I shoved her aside and told her he wasn't a hoodlum. Grabbed him by the hand and led him out of the neighborhood.
As we walked, it began to snow. Big fluffy surreal snowflakes. It looked twilightish too. The snow sparkled and drifted laziliy in the dim light of street lamps. It piled up quickly on the ground.
J, who said he's rarely ever seen snow, was amazed. He pulled away from me and started catching the snow, running his hands through it. He made a snowball and threw it at me. Hit me in the side of the head. I then whipped one back at him, hit him in the butt. Re ran around in the middle of the street having a snowball fight, hiding behind the parked cars trying to avoid being smacked with a snowball.
After a while I realized j was in a grey t shirt. He was shivering. I told him to follow me but he wanted to stay in the snow. So we simply strolled through it, hand in hand.
Eventually ended up at a pricey hotel. I got a room but they wouldn't let J sleep in it with me. Said he needed some sort of pass card. So we stood in line waiting for his turn to get this stupid card. He got his pic done and was given his card, we moved to another line where it had to get stamped. J grabbed the stamp and stamped all the way across. The ladies bitched him out.
From behind came arguing. IT looked like a courtroom. A kid of about 6 was standing before the judge. As he talked he said 'bitch' every other word. The judge yelled back at him. With everyone distracted by the argument I took J's card and swiped the stamp over it again and we sneaked out.
Decided to give him a private tour of Niagara Falls. We took all the shortcuts I used to take when I lived there, shared stories of my life there. We came to the mall. It was massive. We went inside and up an escalator. At the top I discovered we had to cross a trampoline-ish type bridge over the busy street below. J didn't want to but I took his hand and together we charged across the bridge. Inside the mall we wandered until we found a way down again. It was a very narrow spiral staircase. I went down first, had to stand on a step that lazily swirled around the central pole. J just jumped down and met me at the bottom.
Ended up in a small dark movie theater. We sat together, separate from everyone else. The movie was a bout a bunch of indians constructing stone bridges. Looked like a documentary. I lost interest in the movie and snuggled closer to J. I wrapped an arm around him and felt so amazingly warm and real and blissful. He rested his head on mine and we sat like that in the dark until the bridges in the movie started crumbling. We sat up and paid attention and the bridges fell apart and even fell on some of the indians, crushing and drowning them. There then was a picture of what looked like sickly spider monkeys. IT said they used to live in the Niagara region. J stood up and yelled, "It's a lie! You all don't believe that, do you?"
We left, he seemed really troubled and all I wanted was to get him back to the motel room. But we got distracted by what looked like several inflatable circus tents all joined together. J wanted to investigate them. I didn't. I wanted to drag his ass back to the hotel room but he insisted on seeing what was inside the tents. He looked so suddenly happy that I couldn't deny him what he wanted. He hugged me and told me he loved me and I felt like crying. Somehow it felt like goodbye. I held his hand tightly so I wouldn't lose him as we went to check out the tents.




3- Good Priest/Bad Priest

(had a long convo about God with a couple of guys right before I went to bed. Also... chatted with Zeek and this is the dream that came of it)

Was locked in a midevel looking dungeon. What looked like two priests approached me. I was chained to a wall. They stared at me for the longest time and it made me uncomfortable. Felt as if they were looking inside me.
I recognised the one, DR. The other's face seemed shaded or darkened somehow and I couldn't make out his features. They suddenly started in on me about abandoning religion. They switched, playing good cop bad cop, except it was good priest, bad priest. The bad one was like a fire and brimstone preacher, he repeatedly called me Satan's whore and told me I was going to burn in hell for all eternity... blah blah blah. DR was the nice guy. He'd question me gently and assure me that God still loved me, that he never abandoned me and never would. He was so effective with his words that he continually brought tears to my eyes. But then the bad guy would jump in and bitch me down again.
I eventually broke down and wept. DR came and comforted me, wiped away my tears and caressed my hair. He undid one of the cuffs that held me to the wall. The bad guy picked up a huge book that had been laying on the floor. He flipped through the pages and began reciting passages as if he were trying to exorcise me.
At one point he yelled out, Ezekiel (something:something, wish I could remember the passage #'s) He recited a bunch of things from that book, each new passage he's boom out, "Ezekiel, *chapter and verse #* before he read the verse.
At one point I felt there was something I was supposed to remember. Something about Ezekiel. I looked to DR and tried to speak but he leaned in and kissed me very softly on the lips. He made me completely forget what I was going to say. I then couldn't take my eyes from him. Somehow I felt he's saved me and I loved him in a way I'd never experienced before. (very odd dream, felt things I've never felt before)

**no more late late late night discussions for me**

Originally Posted by Vex

3- Good Priest/Bad Priest

(had a long convo about God with a couple of guys right before I went to bed. Also... chatted with Zeek and this is the dream that came of it)

Was locked in a midevel looking dungeon. What looked like two priests approached me. I was chained to a wall. They stared at me for the longest time and it made me uncomfortable. Felt as if they were looking inside me.
I recognised the one, DR. The other's face seemed shaded or darkened somehow and I couldn't make out his features. They suddenly started in on me about abandoning religion. They switched, playing good cop bad cop, except it was good priest, bad priest. The bad one was like a fire and brimstone preacher, he repeatedly called me Satan's whore and told me I was going to burn in hell for all eternity... blah blah blah. DR was the nice guy. He'd question me gently and assure me that God still loved me, that he never abandoned me and never would. He was so effective with his words that he continually brought tears to my eyes. But then the bad guy would jump in and bitch me down again.
I eventually broke down and wept. DR came and comforted me, wiped away my tears and caressed my hair. He undid one of the cuffs that held me to the wall. The bad guy picked up a huge book that had been laying on the floor. He flipped through the pages and began reciting passages as if he were trying to exorcise me.
At one point he yelled out, Ezekiel (something:something, wish I could remember the passage #'s) He recited a bunch of things from that book, each new passage he's boom out, "Ezekiel, *chapter and verse #* before he read the verse.
At one point I felt there was something I was supposed to remember. Something about Ezekiel. I looked to DR and tried to speak but he leaned in and kissed me very softly on the lips. He made me completely forget what I was going to say. I then couldn't take my eyes from him. Somehow I felt he's saved me and I loved him in a way I'd never experienced before. (very odd dream, felt things I've never felt before)

**no more late late late night discussions for me**
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lol, that's awesome! I was almost dissapointed but I guess that EILDs do work...

Hi Zeek.
The EILD almost worked. If that guy hadn't distracted me I probably would have remembered what I was supposed to remember. That dream was so odd. All that God talk before bed kept running through my mind as I lay down to sleep. And when I started drifting off I thought of that Dream a Little Dream of Me thing. No more religious discussions for me at 3 am.


Nov 29th


1- Selma Hayek

In a change room type area. Felt I was being watched. Turne to see Selma Hayek staring at me in a way that I didn't like too much. Started swearing at her, told her to stop. I then felt someone else was staring at me. Turned and bitched them out too. Selma then started dancing which took everyone's eyes off me. Which I was grateful for.



2- Field Lion

Only recall seeing a lion in a newly plowed field. We followed it and I took pics until it was too far out of range for me to get any good shots of it. Had to warn people a lion was on the prowl in the area.



3- Little House on the Prairie?

No clue where this dream came from but I was in that house from that show, up in the second level. I looked down and watched the father and mother from that show. They were in a totally modern tub, a hot tub or jacuzzi I think. And they were... naked. I'd never been in one so I sneaked down and slipped into it with them. I moved down over the jet of bubbles so my tale bone was massaged by the jet of water. Felt amazing.
Looked at the others, the woman was dead, floating face down in the water. The guy scooped her out and put powder or flour all over her body and then poured something else over it. I didn't care. I had the tub to myself. No matter to me what he did with his wife's corpse.



4- School with Du and J

In a caf with Du and J. Du had a styrofoam bowl full of fries and we were discussing the best way to eat fries. It was a toss up between poutine and chilli fries.
J barely said anything, just ate quitely. I took one of my chips and dipped it into Du's ketchup smothered fries. Didn't dip it right in but he got offended and refused to eat anymore. Said he didn't want my germs all over his food. I tried to explain I didn't really dip the chip in. And if I had I wouldn't have ate it because I despise ketchup. We started arguing about the goods and evils of ketchup.
J eventually piped up, told Du that I hated ketchup and that I'd rather rip my own face off than eat ketchup. This made me laugh and I turned my attention to J since D was being such a bitch about everything.
We went to class, Du sat behind me and J, who shared a long desk. I pulled an unfinished painting out and told J he had to finish it for me. He said he would and Du threatened to tell on us. J stood up, turned around and drilled the guy right in the face. No one did anything. Class continued on as usual.


5- Limo Driving Lucid (DILD)

Was at a prom type dance. We all left, piled into a limo. Most squeezed into the back. I climbed into the front over the guy who was sitting in the passenger seat. I got comfortable behind the whee. I was wearing a rediculously frilly light blue dress. The guy beside me inched over and tried to run his hands up my thigh. I swung my feet around and planted them on his chest. I shoved him back and told him to keep his effin hands to himself. He got mad and told me to hurry and drive them to ?cant' remember?.
Drove along and suddenly the world went dark. Almost pitch black. Could barely make out the dividing line on the road. As I was struggling to keep us on pavement I muttered, "What the fuck am I doing driving. I never drive." I looked at the guy and wondered who he was. I didn't know him at all. "This has got to be a dream." I said to him.

When I realized that it was a dream, I burst into a snickering laughter and slammed my foot down on the gas. The limo launched full speed into the near pitch black. The people in the back of the limo were screaming and begging for me to slow down. The guy beside me started calling me down, as if berating me would make me pull over and let them out. He only pissed me off and I started swirving all over the barely visible road.

I laughed like a freaking maniac as everyone else screamed and wept and begged for me to stop. The guy yelled, "What if there's a car ahead, how will you see it, how will you avoid it, you're going to kill us, aren't you?" I slammed on the breaks suddenly and the guy flew forward and smashed his face off the inside of the windshield. When he slumped back in his seat i calmly stated, "Cars have tail lights, idiot. Now shut up and enjoy the ride."

I sped off again, people still screeching and crying. Though I couldn't see it I knew we were coming up to a steep hill. I gripped onto the steering wheel harder and announced, "Watch this...just like the Duke boys baby." We barreled up the hill and leapt over it, soared through the air for a good 10 or so seconds. I yelled out the accompanying 'Yee Haaaw" just before we slammed back down onto pavement.

The guy beside me started swearing and calling me down again. He reached over and tried to steer the car. "Stupid fuck, now we're all going to die." I yelled and jerked the wheel suddenly to the left. The limo spun in slow motion as we plunged into a field grill first. The car tipped upward and it's ass end flew up. I immedieately closed my eyes and reminded myself that I was dreaming and I managed to stay stationary as the car and it's occupants spun and crashed around me.

When I finally opened my eyes I had to demand the dream to stablize. It was blurry. When it solidified people were broken and bloodied all around me. The guy across from me looked as if his face were smashed up pretty bad. Despite this, he mumbled, "I'm going to kill you, you bitch."

I couldn't help but smile. "Not if I kill you first." I informed him and thrust my right hand into his face. I felt the tips of my fingers push through his brain tissue and hit against the back of his skull. I somehow grabbed the back of his head from the inside and pulled it out the front of his face, basically turning his head inside out.

I then turned to the others in the back, was going to put them out of their misery too but woke up.




6- Angellic Me Lucid (HIT)

Walked through a field, knew I was dreaming. I stood and watched the sun setting. It was amazingly scarlet and orange. The clouds above the sunset were super saturated with color.

I was atop a hill, barefoot. I could feel the soft grass beneath my feet. I suddenly wondered why I was walking when I could be flying. Tried to soar upward but only managed to hover a few inches off the ground.
Up ahead was a chair. It looked like an abandoned car seat. I went and sat in it and Made myself rise. The chair slowly spiralled upward at a stomach turning pace. When I eventually looked down to see how high up I was my stomach flipped and I suddenly feared falling. I tried to tell myself I didn't need to be afraid, I was dreaming, but the fear wouldn't leave.

Wondered what I'd do if I fell. In my panic I sprouted wings, huge grey and white wings. (sort of reminded me of pidgeon wings). I let go of the chair and watched it drop to the earth as I hovered in place, wings spread wide. After the chair dropped out of sight I flew and soared through the clouds. Felt so amazingly free as I watched the earth passs beneath me.

I stopped suddenly and remembered that I was supposed to destroy the earth. I hovered high in the clouds and brought my hands out before my eyes. A faint aura surrounded them and I knew that it was the power with which I would destroy the earth. I pointed both hands toward the planet and was about to let loose a stream of destrtuctive power but changed my mind. Instead of blowing up the earth I wanted to crack it like an egg and watch it drift apart.

I crossed my arms over my chest, wrapped myself in my wings and plummeted feet first toward the earth. When My feet struck it, it would crack in half and then crumble apart, it's pieces to drift eternally off into space. I only dropped about 3/4's of the way down and someone (quite rudely) woke me up.

When I finally opened my eyes I had to demand the dream to stablize. It was blurry. When it solidified people were broken and bloodied all around me. The guy across from me looked as if his face were smashed up pretty bad. Despite this, he mumbled, "I'm going to kill you, you bitch."

I couldn't help but smile. "Not if I kill you first." I informed him and thrust my right hand into his face. I felt the tips of my fingers push through his brain tissue and hit against the back of his skull. I somehow grabbed the back of his head from the inside and pulled it out the front of his face, basically turning his head inside out.

I then turned to the others in the back, was going to put them out of their misery too but woke up.[/b]

Lol thats so awesome,
Must have been really fun

I crossed my arms over my chest, wrapped myself in my wings and plummeted feet first toward the earth. When My feet struck it, it would crack in half and then crumble apart, it's pieces to drift eternally off into space. I only dropped about 3/4's of the way down and someone (quite rudely) woke me up.[/b]

Thats my worst fear is someone waking me up

Originally Posted by Vex

When I realized that it was a dream, I burst into a snickering laughter and slammed my foot down on the gas. The limo launched full speed into the near pitch black. The people in the back of the limo were screaming and begging for me to slow down. The guy beside me started calling me down, as if berating me would make me pull over and let them out. He only pissed me off and I started swirving all over the barely visible road.

I laughed like a freaking maniac as everyone else screamed and wept and begged for me to stop. The guy yelled, "What if there's a car ahead, how will you see it, how will you avoid it, you're going to kill us, aren't you?" I slammed on the breaks suddenly and the guy flew forward and smashed his face off the inside of the windshield. When he slumped back in his seat i calmly stated, "Cars have tail lights, idiot. Now shut up and enjoy the ride."

I sped off again, people still screeching and crying. Though I couldn't see it I knew we were coming up to a steep hill. I gripped onto the steering wheel harder and announced, "Watch this...just like the Duke boys baby." We barreled up the hill and leapt over it, soared through the air for a good 10 or so seconds. I yelled out the accompanying 'Yee Haaaw" just before we slammed back down onto pavement.

The guy beside me started swearing and calling me down again. He reached over and tried to steer the car. "Stupid fuck, now we're all going to die." I yelled and jerked the wheel suddenly to the left. The limo spun in slow motion as we plunged into a field grill first. The car tipped upward and it's ass end flew up. I immedieately closed my eyes and reminded myself that I was dreaming and I managed to stay stationary as the car and it's occupants spun and crashed around me.


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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Way to completely own that LD, Vex.

Heh heh, Hi again Jr.W.
That part was disturbingly awesome and fun. After I turned the guy's head inside out there came a couple of seconds where I simply stared at him and thought, 'how the hell am I going to describe this in my dream journal?'


Hi Oneironaut.
I really enjoyed that LD. I never drive irl so I decided to just go crazy and put the petal to the metal. It was so great. I'll have to remember to drive again in an LD sometime.

Thanks for dropping by.

Good Job Vexxx! I still think we have something with that EILD =P

Awesome that you are getting Lucids ! Keep up the good work...

I think there's something there too in regards to the EILD. (You may be a genius, Zeek) As soon as it works out you'll be the first to know.
Oh, these last couple of times I had lucids they were early in the morning after initially waking up. I used the keyword thing to remember the night's dreams then drifted back to sleep with the unwavering intent to LD.

Nov 30th

1- War With the British

In an army. Prepared to go to battle against the British. I don't recall why we were going to attack but a handful of the guys kept reciting a pledge that didn't make any sense to me, but seemed to bolster their bravery. (oh, I was a tall very scrawny guy in this dream)
When we finally got out into the field I was told to stay in the middle of the group. Nothing but the constant firing of machine guns punctuated by the occasional cry of someone when they got hit.
Had to hole up in a garage like building. It was a trap. They locked us in and kept us in there like we were lab specimins in a terrerium.
I wanted to go out in a blaze of glory but had no bullets left. None of the others would give me any so I sat with a guy who had apparently gone crazy. He kept petting an invisible cat, the only way he could calm down. He went into another room and I followed. Being my stubborn self I looked for a way out. I ripped through a screen in a window and bent the bars wide enough for me to fit through. The bars were probably only about 6 in apart but I managed to squeeze halfway through.
Down below me was a very upscale neighborhood. Everyone was dressed in expensive civillian clothing and peaceful. I didn't know what was going on, last I saw outside we were in the middle of a battle torn field field. I wriggled back in and replaced the screen and tried to tell 'cat guy' that something strange was going on. He told me that he knew. He'd always known but no one would believe him. They all think he's crazy.
I wanted to know what was happening but he wouldn't tell me no matter how much I pestered him. The only thing he did say was..."The door is downward and you all are too stupid to see it." But he would tell me nothing else because he said I'd basically go insane if I knew the truth.



2- Time Tripping.

In a dense woods in which well worn dirt paths could bee seen. The place felt familiar but I couldn't remember ever being there.
In my mind I'd get an occasional flash of a familiar face but that face would be greatly aged. I tried to push away the feeling that came before these flashes because I didn't like seeing those I cared about looking so very old.
A lot of my family members were roaming the forest. I kept to myself. Felt like I didn't belong with them. Suddenly it felt as if something sliced into my brain. It didn't hurt, but it felt as if my brain were slit open and something was pressed into it. I closed my eyes and opened them again to see that the forest had grown and everyone else was gone. I began speaking to myself. Told myself that I came from the future, was the future me and that I'd found a way to time trip. Somehow I'd discovered a way to move backward through time by switching consciences with my past selves. I (future me) launched into some elaborate explenation of how time is laid out and that the map to it came to me in a dream. Then I was left in the future as the future me went back into the past. Apparently we couldn't inhabit the same time at the same time for very long. I could catch occasional glimpses of me in the past but became uninterested in it. Instead I wondered if I could go forward into the future, knowing my time travelling could only happen during my life span. I roamed around the aged forest alone wondering how to do the conciousness switch and wondering if the other me was ever going to come back.



3- jnet Brawl

A group had gathered together from another site I visit. I stayed on the outskirts of the group because I hadn't bothered to really befriend anyone from the site. The only poeple I did talk to regularly didn't seem to be there.
A fight broke out. It was a no holds barred ass kick fest. I watched them all scrapping for a while before jumping in. I couldn't pass up the chance to whup some ass. Dove into the pile and fought like a demon. Someone eventually shoved me to the ground and bent my arm up my back. He asked, 'Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?' Right away I knew it was DR. I wriggled out of his grip and somehow managed to boot him in the nads. He fell back from me and I stood up to face him. I waved him over, he got up and we started beating the snot out of each other. Despite the pain and bloodloss, it was rather fun, we'd both burst into laughter at the oddest times.



4- Side Pains

Woke up in bed, my sides throbbing with a horrid dull pain. I'd felt it before and remembered that the only time I'd felt this pain was in dreams. (didn't realize i was dreaming tho) I tried to get up but the pain would cause me to fall back onto the bed. For some reason I thought it was my kidney's were malfunctioning or dying.
The pain gradually got worse. Just as I managed to get out of bed someone grabbed me from behind and pulled me back down. Frustrated, sore and just plain pissed off I turned around and punched downward as hard as I could. Cracked D right in the nose and he bled all over the bed. I rolled off and laid on the floor listening to him bitching about a broken nose. I told him he shouldn't have touched me to begin with and to never touch me again.
Tried to make it to the phone to call 911 because the pain got so bad that I'd nearly black out and collapse from it. Out in the hallway, one of the pains intensified and it felt as if something popped inside me. The pain was indescribably intense. I slumped against the wall and slid down, struggled to hang onto conciousness but blacked out.




5- Lyric Writing Class

In a tiny room with a handful of others playing a word game. More people crammed in and it turned into a lyric writing class. We were all working on a song together, we'd go around the room adding a line to the song we were working on.
Eventually we had to turn in our own lyrics. I dashed out of the room and came back with a neatly typed up stack of stapled papers. Everyone esle had messily written notes. We handed them in and then had to design an album cover for our group. Who ever designed the best one, theirs would be used for the cover. Being the arrogant bitch I can sometimes be, I announced that everyone else should just go on home and do something better with their time since we all knew I'd win the cover contest. Some actually left and the few that stayed behind totally loathed me, which made me feel all giddy with competitive creativeness.

I won't even both writing this on my dream journal cause i'm so ashamed, lol.

I have been sleeping about 12 hours. So i've had so many dreams, but by dreaming that much I don't get up and actually write them down... but I had a dream where I was speeding and went through a speed trap, and then got photographed speeding. and I thought, "O crap O crap! Tell me this is a dream! Please Wake up ! Tell me this is a dream!" And I didn't wake up... so I went on in that little dream thinking it was real. Till finally a couple hours after being awake I remembered it. Hah, crazy... and I had a bunch of other ones. It's sad that I didn't get up to write them down, cause they really we're quite interesting. The pro is that I conciously remember that Ihave to write them down, the Con is that I don't actually do it.

Someday... I really need to get up more, i'm wasting my life sleeping...

Rofl, man, you're a maniac, and an expert LDer... hahaha.
That car one cracks me up.
What if it turned out that it wasn't a dream? rofl..

lol, i'm glad you come onto VexKitten's forum and comment on my stuff... haha...

My dreams are believable in my mind, so I don't see anything weird... the one LD I had awhile ago was when I had my brother in my dream, hah, I really need to practice more =P ... hah, i'm glad I entertain you so much Placebo

Eh, sorry to burst your bubble, but I was talking about Vexx's dream, as quoted in the post at the top of that page.
The one about becoming lucid while driving, and becoming a maniac psychopathic hellbent driver.

Well then... Consider my bubble bursted... haha, it was just coincidence that I posted about a driving dream also... "Maniac Psychopathic Hellbent Driver" would be an awesome title Vexxy! =P

Zeek: I'm sort of jealous that you get to sleep so much. Well, not jealous of the sleep per se but jealous of all the dreams.
And yeah, it was a pain in the ass training myself to jot down my dreams upon waking, at first. Now It's almost automatic, wake up, reach on my night table for my pencil & book, and scribble down a few keywords for each recalled dream.
Last but not least, I've said it before and I'll say it again.. If someone as tremendously lazy as I can scribble down a few dreams in the morning, anyone can do it.



Placebo: Hi. A maniac psychopathic hellbent driver, huh? lol
Eh, I'm not complaining, I loved that dream. I think I had nearly complete control. If only I'd used that control for good instead of evil...haha...yeah right.
And what if it turned out that it wasn't a dream? Man, I don't even want to think about that. That is a scary thought.
I take it you'll never be setting foot in a vehicle that I'm driving?


Dec 1st

I know I recalled and jotted down 3 dreams that morning, but I wrote them on a scrap of paper I fished out of my side table drawer and now I can't find them, nor can I recall them.



Dec 2nd


***just noting that sometime in a dream, or perhaps inbetween these, I remember sitting with a book open and writing down titles to the dreams I rememebered having. Those were Rats -Snakes, Church Party, Freddy. And those were the first I remembered and really wrote down when I woke up.



Coral Snakes and Spotted Rats

Walked along the edge of a sparce, tattered looking oasis. The desert stretched out into eternity on all sides of the oasis. I remember the light was really bright in this dream, always had my eyes shielded.
As I skirted the edge of the oasis, huge snakes with coral snake markings would slither in and out of the dead and dying weeds. I eventually stopped walking because I didn't want to step on a snake in my bare feet and get bitten. So I sat, crossed my legs and stayed as motionless as possible.
Spotted rats, (black and white cow like markings) also began weaving in and out of the weeds. I ended up watching several snakes and rats fighting to the death.



2- Church Party

A small white church sat at the very top of a hill. The sky was super blue behind it and I wished I'd had my camera to take a photo of it.
Got to the church and stood in line to enter. I got turned away. The greeter said I was not welcome at their house of worship. Inside it sounded like a dance club, music blaring and I'd catch the occasional flash of strobe lights. Being as curious as I am, I HAD to get inside to see what was really going on.
I waited for a really long time and finally the greeter left his post. I sneaked in and stood in the entrance hall staring at the massive, ornate white marble doors that lead into the church party. As I admired the beauty and detail of the doors arms snaked around me from behind. One arm held me around the chest, the other slipped lower until whoever's hand slid down into the front of my pants. He placed a finger over a certain part of my body down there and I instantly was on the brink of orgasm.
Cant remember his exact words, but this 'person' gave me a choice to either continue on through the gateway or surrender to instant gratification. All I had to do was press against his finger to experience pleasure beyond my wildest imagination.
Of course I took a long time deciding, it was so hard not to just thrust forward. I can't recall what I decided but I do recall thinking, 'A moment of pleasure is nothing compared to what I might find past those doors'



3- Haunted House, Kruger & Evil Apples

Started out I was watching an old horror movie. I know I hadn't seen it before but I knew what was coming.
Found myself in the midst of the movie hiding with the characters. I was with a teenage girl in her nightgown. She kept pleading for me to stop it... to stop everything before they all died. I had no idea what she was talking about and told her to shut up and stay quiet.
At some point we were flushed out and were running from room to room (scooby doo type scenario) I split off from the girl and I think she got killed. I hid in a dark room. Eventually sneaked to the door and peeked through the key hole. In the room on the other side there was only a skewed beam of light the crossed over the psychotic and shining eyes of Freddy Kruger (sp?) He inched closer and closer to the keyhole and I knew he knew I was there watching.
I backed from the door just before it swung open. All I could see was his face, that light shining across it accentuated the gross burnscars. He smiled at me. As he did puss and clotty blood oozed from some of the burns. I backed away and bumped up against a floor model tv. I turnd and crawled through the TV screen, ended up crawling out of my own TV in my living room. I flopped onto the floor and squrimed around to see Freddy's face on the screen. He was about to come through, I kicked at the off button and the TV went black. I was safe.
Moved to the dining room, people were there and I told them what happened but they didn't believe me. I reached into my jacket pocked for something and felt two apples . Pulled them out, sat one on the table and ate half of the other. Looked down at the one on the table and saw it had several pinhead sized black marks all over it. Upon closer inspection I saw they were narrow holes in which tiny maggots or fruitfly sized insects were squirming. I looked at the apple I'd eaten and saw it had the same holes. I realized I'd ingested some of the maggots and flies and felt instantly sick.
Some of the flies crawled out of the holes and flew about. I shoved the apples down into the garbage disposal and then tried to kill the flies that escaped, knew they were Freddy's doing, that the insects would now contaminate our world with his evil (or something like that). I also realized I was contaminated since I'd eaten some of the maggots and flies and I thought that I would have to kill myself before something bad happened to me.



4- Cruise Ship & Happy Face

This was like another movie, felt like I was an extra in the scene. I was on a massive cruise ship, it was night. I couldn't keep my eyes off the stars, they were so numerous and bright. So many I couldn't pick out any constellations.
On each side of the ship there were 3 sleek kayak looking boats. I think there were 5 or 6 people in each. The kayaks were hooked to thick cables which pulled them along with the ship. Those kayaks were only for rich people to enjoy and I remember hating the rich bastards.
Far in the distance the sparkling lights of a city could be seen. Above those was a larger yellow light that grew brighter each second. I seemed to be the only one to notice it and I watched it. As it grew closer a face suddenly appeared on it. It was a large floating yellow happy face steadily making it's way to us. The sight of it filled me with fear, knew something bad was going to happen. I started looking for a way off ship.
Others noticed the face and ooohed and ahhhhed over it. I found a lifeboat and tried to swipe it but got caught and was dragged to the hold. In the mean time the happy face closened and sprawled over the ship, sort of like those huge alien ships did in independance day. The entire areas was cast in a sickly yellow glow. The people who had a hold of me let me go and stared up at the gigantic hovering happy face. I took off and simple jumped off the boat and swam as far away as I could.
Looked back just in time to see the happy face suddenly contort into something grotesque and murderous. It opened its mouth, a big gaping hole. Out of it pure blackness poured and smashed the ship to bits. I suddenly decided to play dead and simply floated in the water as if I were so that the 'thing' wouldn't come after me.


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5- Sis&#39;s New Apt one of my Old Apts.

Sis moved into what she called a new apt. I informed her that I&#39;d lived there before. She argued that it wasn&#39;t possible cuz the building was just recently constructed. I told her over and over again that I HAD lived there and that it WASN"T new. To prove it I grabbed a corner of the wall paper and said, "Watch, bet you there&#39;s a light blue and white wall paper under this one." and ripped the sheet from the wall. Sure enough &#39;my&#39; wallpaper was still there. She couldn&#39;t believe it and still insisted that I couldn&#39;t have lived there before her.
I left. As I walked down the stairs I became younger. Got outside and a kid named Billy was out there. Together we walked up Market St throwing stuff at windows trying to smash them. I told him I wanted to smash the whole city. Stomp through it like Godzilla and smash everything.
Billy told me I could. He knew how and would take me to a place that could make me anything I wantede to be. So we dashed through the city to the place he&#39;d mentioned. Don&#39;t think we ever got there.



6- Short Cut

Me and my youngest sister were walking through a city that reminded me of Niagara Falls. Can&#39;t remember where we were headed but I told her I knew a short cut.
We got to the rear of a Chinese Food Restaraunt and I pulled her through the back door with me. She didn&#39;t want to go in, thought we&#39;d get in trouble. I reassured her that i took this shortcut all the time, they didnt&#39; mind.
We got into the kitchen and saw a bunch of little skinned animals hanging above one of the stoves. My sister started crying, she thought they were skinned and headless cats and said something like, Dad was right, they do cook cats.
I was totally embarassed by her behavior and comment, which she said loud enough for everyone to hear. I tried to convince her that they were skinned rabbits, not cats, and she cried even harder because they were cooking Easter bunnies.
Pissed off and embarassed, I took her hand, apologized to the kitchen staff and dragged her out with me. Out in the dining room she broke away and started screeching that they were cooking kittens and bunnies in kitchen. People started gagging and throwing up on the spot. I grabbed my sister by the ponytail and dragged her out of the restaraunt, shoved her away from me. The owner of the restaraunt came after us and yelled in Chinese. I don&#39;t know what he said but by the look on his face, the tone of his voice and the way he waved that butcher knife around... I knew it wasnt&#39; good.
Pushed my sister away and told her to leave me alone. Told her she always ruins things for me. ALWAYS. I tried to run off and leave her behind but she chased me, crying for me to come back.



7- School of Stariways

Roamed around a strange school that didn&#39;t seem to have any classrooms. It was mostly hallways and stairs. The place was busy, the constant buzz of quiet converstations was all around me and incredibly annoying.
I was supposed to go to a class that was studying Harry Potter. I looked at my class schedule and then crumpled it up. I didn&#39;t remember signing up for such a class and I decided I wasn&#39;t going to go to it. Instead I tried to ferret out the library for some peace and quiet.
I roamed for a very long time down bustling corridors and up and down numerous stairs. I eventually came to a door, walked through it only to see three more sets of stairs. The staircase in the middle was the way down. The two staircases on eitherside of that were the way up to the floor I was on. I stepped onto the down staircase. It was really steep and about quarter of the way down I realized the stairs ended suddenly. I moved back up them to the landing again.
Considered taking the up staircases to get down but knew it was wrong. Knew I&#39;d mess up something if I tried to go down the ups. I then came up with the brilliant idea of not actually stepping onto the up steps. Instead I&#39;d slide, on my stomach, down the rail to the bottom floor. But I had to wait for students to stop filing up the stairs.

((( grrrrr... thought weekends were supposed to be a time to relax, busier than ever on weekends and i HATE it )))


Dec 3rd

1- Batman vs Batman

Outside a tall mirror glass building. Chatted with a guy about whether a Batman type character could exist in real life. I arugued that it wasn&#39;t possible. The guy insisted that it was possible and for all we know there could be a Batman type guy out there working behind the scenes keeping us all safe.
At some point this guy strolled past us. Took us both a couple of seconds to realize it was Batman. He was in full gear, don&#39;t know how we didn&#39;t recognise him at first. Anyway, he shot a line up the side of the building and acended. As he did this another Batman came out of the front doors of the building. The guy I was with ran up to the second Batman (Batsy2) and told him about the first Batman (Batsy1).
Batsy2 told us that Batsy1 was actually a fake, most likely the Joker or some other maniac in disguise. He quickly went after Batsy1.
He caught up to Batsy 1 and they fought halfway up the side of the building, bashing each other while swinging on their ropes. We lost track of who was Batsy 1 & 2. Eventually one of the Batmen&#39;s lines got hacked in half and he fell to the ground and landed at me and the guy&#39;s feet. High up on the building swung the other Batman. He pointed and laughed like a maniac. I recognised the laugh, the JOker laugh.
The Batman on the ground gave &#39;the guy&#39; his utility belt and told him he had to take over. I became enraged and asked why I couldn&#39;t be the next Batman. He told me that I was too short. (which makes me laugh now but pissed me off in the dream). When Batman died I jumped on the guy and tried to pry the utility belt out of his grip. We ended up beating the hell out of each other as the Joker swung above us laughing at us.



2- Dog Park

Walked past a park where people were walking people on leashes as if they were dogs. While I was standing there stupified at this sight I suddenly remembered that I&#39;d lost my pet. I wondered where he was and wanted him back.
A little Corgy dog dashed toward me and jumped up on my leg. I pet it and it took off again. It dashed like crazy all over the park, it&#39;s be friendly to the owners but nip and growl at the poeple who were supposed to be pets.



3- Castle Elevator

Roamed an anchent looking castle. Came to elevator doors. This astounded me because the elevator looked to be as old as the castle itself... which of course couldn&#39;t be possible. There were no levels above me so I pressed the down button. The elevator doors opened and I stepped inside.
To my surprise the interior of the elevator was completely modern. I looked at the control panel and was even more surprised that there were over 100 floors beneath me. I pressed B just to see what was a the bottom of the castle, sort of hoping it&#39;d open on dungeons.
About halfway down the elevator stopped and would go no further. I kept messing with the buttons but couldn&#39;t make the elevator decend any further. Out of frustration I punched in my name using the #&#39;s (letters being 1=A 2=B 3=C, and so on) After I finished that I kicked the bottom of the panel.
The doors closed and the elevator dropped suddenly. Thought I&#39;d broke it and I was plunging to my death but it jerked to a sudden stop. I looked up at the display to see which floor I was on. I&#39;d made it to B. The doors opened and I backed away from them, realizing I didn&#39;t want to see what was on B after all. I became afraid. Had the feeling that if I stepped out into B I&#39;d die because my mind would never be able to comprehend what was there waiting for me.
I closed the doors and pressed the floor # that the elevator originally stalled on. KNew I had to explore those levels first before even thinking about attempting to explore B. The elevator didn&#39;t take me to that floor. It took me to the surface again and I stepped off but made a note to remember the elevator&#39;s location so I could explore it again sometime. Wandered through the rest of the castle after that.



4- Scrolls & Battle

In a small bamboo looking building where a really old guy with white white hair and a white mustache and a shaggy haired asian looking kid of about 10? The guy and the kid were conversing in a different language and the kid suddenly snapped. He dashed for the wall that was nothing but shelves packed full of scrolls. He grabbed an armful, tipped over a lamp and the place instantly went up in flames.
The kid told me to follow him so I did. Outside we watched the hut burn, the old guy came outside and he and the kid argued in some really odd language. Wasn&#39;t even a language like I&#39;ve heard it, more like a bunch of odd screeches grunts.
The old guy lit a pipe and let us go. He turned and watched his hut burn to the ground. The kid and I dashed off through hilly fields of gold wheatlike grass. We came to a building that wasn&#39;t all there. Don&#39;t know if it was new and not quite finished or old and falling apart. We sat in the middle of the building and the kid carefully laid out the scrolls. He went into a very detailed explenation of what they were. There were 10 scrolls, all yellowed with age. They were thousands of years old and each detailed a different &#39;era&#39; of my lives. The guy wanted to read from the scrolls in sequential order so that I&#39;d know where I&#39;d been, where I currently was and where I was destined to be.
I refused to hear it. I told him not to open the scrolls because I didn&#39;t believe in them, I didn&#39;t believe in destiny. We argued about it until I turned and left the building.
The guy gathered up the scrolls and followed, nagging me about fate. I ignored him as best I could and headed toward distant mountains.
The blue of the sky suddenly ripped open, as if someone tore a giant strip of it away. Behind the sky was nothing but absolute black. From this blackness fell 3 massive beings with wings. (at first I thought angels but I realized after a few seconds that they weren&#39;t)
The first two looked sort of similar, dark eyes and just as dark long hair. Their clothing was different, one was like a tattered suit, the other&#39;s was new.
As they fought the kid kept telling me I could end it all. I could stop them and fix the sky again. I kept telling him to shut up and be quiet. I couldn&#39;t take my eyes off the battle and didn&#39;t nessesarily want to end it. The thrid winged creature rose again and hovered above the battling first two. He was in a white tux, had long white hair and three sets of wings. One pair extended out from his head. The second and largest pair from his back. The third pair sprouted from the outside of his ankles. I can&#39;t remember his face but his eyes were like ice.
The &#39;New&#39; dressed winged guy eventually thrust what looked like a crystal spear through the side of the &#39;Tattered&#39;s&#39; ribs. It exited through the other side of his body just below the ribcage. He was skewered. Blood rained down from the sky as Tattered fell. He hit ground and I rushed over to him. He spoke to me in strange language that I half understood (but now can&#39;t remember what he said) I felt a monsterous surge of love for the fallen Tattered and held him as he died.
I kissed him on the forhead and stood up, ripped the crystal spear out of him and turned to look up at New. He was hovered in the sky but lower than 6 Wings.
I hated them both with a loathing I&#39;d never experienced before. The kid appeared out of nowhere and told me I couldn&#39;t use revenge. It was wrong. I was never meant to touch revenge. I shoved him aside and willed the winged beings&#39; wings away. They fell to the ground. Before New hit ground I javlin launched the crystal spear at him. It skewered him up through the bottom of his chin and out his crown.
I then turned to 6 Wings, who was then wingless, grabbed him by the throat and lifted him off his feet. I crushed his esophogus and then his spine, fingers sinking into his obscenely soft flesh. I tossed him to the ground and went back to Tattered. The kid was beside him and weeping. I realized I&#39;d done something horribly wrong by killing 6 Wings and New.
The kid started yelling at me, telling me I ruined everything forever.

Woke up feeling horrendously sad.

Well I&#39;d be a little nervous of any laughing you did while driving
As to dreaming, the way I see it, we sleep 1/3 of our lives.
We need to either use that, or curb that, to make some use of that time.
The only ways I know are : lucid dream (or at least take note of dreams) and polyphasic sleep (have a lot less sleep and use it for other stuff)

Great recall you have there, as always.