Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Bob’s Advice
Bob is at the Carousel getting some kind of advice from an old guy, I’m not sure what.

Scheduling for French
Scheduling got all screwed up so we had to redo it and while in line I noticed Crystal so we hugged each other and I picked her up. After a few minutes, Mrs. Lautenschlauger arrived with the assignments, I think I ended up with some basic french class.

New CPU Design
I was part of a team of engineers trying to find a better design for the future of CPUs. The debate must have been pretty intense because one of the guys was yelling. I jokingly said “Shh, we’re in a library,” expecting to get a laugh, but falling on deaf ears.

Cuttie in the Ocean
I was at the beach and kept catching eyes with a really cute girl. She had curly brown hair and looked like the girl that I shared a ride with to Washington. There was lighting so everybody had to get out of the ocean so I went to a Mexican airport and noticed the television.

They were remapping the Iraq plan and moving troops into a more dangerous area, saying that the only supporters of the president was Alberto Gonzolez. Then the television flipped to something about when Ralph Kramden died in 1984. They didn’t say Jackie Gleason, it was Ralph.

Business owners had taken advantage and started putting his name on things, like a deserted old Coney Island type park. I ended up on one of the water rides which just went in circles and the guy squirted me with the hose which kind of pissed me off. Then a family with a small boy got on too as I was getting off.

Karate Heather
Heather had come back to class and was trying to seduce me. She pulled me into the dressing room and took her top off. She had gorgeous breasts under a light green bra. She reached her hand down my pants and I felt her up as well.

Later Master Reynolds had us gather around and each gave everyone some money, each bill was different and he wanted us to tell him what we had been doing in class. I told him that last time I taught I had them do forms and critique each other.

Only 1.5 Million?
Some people showed up to buy the Carousel from Tom and look around. They watched us work and asked me and him questions about the park. Later when I got Tom alone I told him that the park was worth more than 1.5 million, then he told me that he had let them have it for 1.4 million.

I told him that he should ask for at least five, but he just continued cleaning on of the slides. I then wanted to take the big slide and put it in a regular sized swimming pool.

Graboid Trouble
I was doing something in a small village and at the edge of the village was a large arena where animals would fight each other. JD from Scrubs was there and was an elephant shaver. He was shaving an elephant when it went berserk and encircled some of the smaller animals and the people.

It would normally be a living wall that nothing could get through and the Shriekers couldn’t, but the Graboids came from underneath and tossed the elephants around like rag-dolls.

Somehow I got deep underground where Graboids had been mating and they were laying motionless in deep pools of water. But there were hundreds of tiny baby Graboids that were ready to go. They were trapped, but then a huge torrent of water rushed in and released the Graboid babies into the world.

Knowing that it would be bad I ran to my grandfather’s house where two Assblasters were. The I remembered that feeding them puts them into a coma. I gave them sugar, fruit, bread, everything in the house, but they still wouldn’t slow down, but luckily they got tame. They obeyed the “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you,” rule.

Cindy and Heather
I was playing with Bobbie, Molly, and Peanut but the street and Peanut was in a sink-like thing getting a bath. I had to make sure to keep both dogs away from the street and Bobbie had since disappeared.

A white car pulled up and Cindy and Heather from high-school got out and came to say hi. They asked me “you were in the band right?” I said no, but told them that Grandjean was and that he lived somewhere around here.

Cindy said that I looked hot, then walked in the direction of the YMCA, I went with them, but ended up in the weight room, not working out. I then went back outside to catch them on the way out. My family was there eating Doritos and I reluctantly took one that my brother offered to me. I felt like I should have at least been doing pushups.

Then I ended up in a grid and had lights tell me which way to go and a readout telling me how far.

Graboids
I had another dream about Graboids, but I don’t remember what it was.

Graboid False Awakening
I thought that I woke up and wrote down that I had a Graboid dream.

Phone-booth
Somebody was playing horseshoes and needed change. He went to a phone-booth to get it and picked up the phone. He was then at the will of a sniper, like in the movie.

Debugging and Jack Bauer
I was debugging a program, but the woman who was my supervisor was so impressed that she sent me to work on the real program. I don’t remember what it was but the next thing I knew I was Jack Bauer catching a train that someone had done something to.

I found a fat, ugly terrorist hiding in a box at the front of the train. I had a spear and pushed it up against him telling him to tell me what he had done or I would kill him. He was holding onto a large stone slab and said that he was going to die anyway.

I threatened to make it much worse so he told me that the stone was poisonous and he had used it to infect everyone on the train. I stabbed him with the back of the spear right through the stone a few times. Then he fell over and I stabbed him in the back with the spear tip.

I went to the side of the train and told my mother that I knew what I had to do and just needed to do it as I dragged the spear through the mud to get the poison off of it.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

JD from Scrubs was there and was an elephant shaver.

And I though my job sucked...

Quickmart Lucid
I was in some kind of media store and I bought an HDTV and some accessories to go with it. One of the accessories was an Apple TV. I opened it up in the car and was troubled to see that it was black and looked like a miniature Xbox. I looked at the label, not sure if I was dreaming or not and there were no letters on it, but it looked like the Xbox logo.

I now knew that I was dreaming and jumped through the car window. I glided down to the street and landed softly. I got up and looked around, noticing a storm grate. I jumped down it, wondering what was down there, but bounced off of it. I wasn’t forcing anything so I just turned and looked for something else to do.

I started running towards Bob’s Quickmart and ran through the door telling everybody not to move. I was robbing the place. I went around to the register and took the money out of it. I needed another reality check so I jumped through a display of meat.

I climbed up on the display and kissed one of the two girls working there and tried to get her give me a blow-job, but she turned into a jar of chili. I called the other girl over and she grabbed me and then put me in her mouth.

She was good at it and gave me an orgasm in no time, it went all over the floor, but quickly turned into me pissing all over the floor. I leaned over and it then started to come out of my mouth. I wanted to wake up but had a false awakening with Molly instead. In the false awakening I had wet my bed during the dream.

Walking through things is my new favourite thing to do. Whenever I walked through something I got a really cool feeling. I think that my dream ended with me taking a piss not because I had to go, but because I smelled a skunk from my open bedroom window.

B6
All that I remember is that I was arguing with my mother about B6. She told me that while it increased memory, it also caused brain damage.

Chauvinist Pig
Some guy had divorced his wife because she worked during the day and was only home at night. He wanted a woman around to take care of the house. So he met a new girl, a blonde. She kind of looked like Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, but I not sure if it was actually her.

They hit it off and ended up having sex on the first date, then got engaged. There was a big dinner to celebrate and the blonde starts talking about her job as a DJ. She mentions that she works all day and would only be around at night. The guy’s face changed and he said the same thing he said to his first wife. “We need to talk.”

Karate
I don’t remember this one, but I guess that I was warming up and teaching the karate class in the studio.

Cheating Wife
I’m not a part of this dream, but there is a couple that works together and the wife has been cheating on the husband for some time now. He gets suspicious and tried to get to the bottom of it. The wife denies the who thing, but then the husband remembers seeing her with one of his co-workers one time.

At the time he had thought nothing of it, but now was mad at her and the other worker so goes around to find and beat up the guy.

Carousel Golf Balls
I’m working at the Carousel and am picking baseballs out of the field when I notice that there are golf balls all over the place. It’s odd so I start picking them up, but it’s more than I can carry so I go back and tell my boss about it.

Lindsay in Florida
I’m in Florida with my friends and I notice Lindsay a few times, but decide to talk to her later. My friends and I head to the pool and I go upstairs to change and will meet them later. Nonny is one of those friends, but I forget who else was there.

When I come back down I see Linds again so go talk to her. “What are you doing here?” she asks, happy to see me.

“Stalking you,” I tease her.

She laughs and says, “It looks like it.” She looks gorgeous so I decide to ditch my friends and spend some time with her, next thing I know we’re laying together on a lounge chair looking out over a night sky. She tells me that I never had a chance with her and that her friends and her were just teasing us. She belonged to a frat called DJ and they weren’t sluts, but the frat next door called kappa sig was full of them.

Underwater Puppy
In a pool somewhere I sunk myself to the bottom and looked around when I saw a tiny dog running around like a maniac down there. He couldn’t swim so her ran at full speed up the side of the pool to get to the surface, then he came back down and did it again.

I pick him up and swim to the surface with him, telling everyone that he couldn’t swim and just ran up for air. I was concerned for the little guy, wondering if he had fallen in and was trying to get out. He was a tiny black little dog, couldn’t weigh more than five pounds.

Blood Tattoo
I’m not sure why, but I was getting another tattoo on my right leg. It was a hole and blood pouring out of it and trickling down my leg. I’m not sure why I wanted it, I just did. I told my father that it was best to get it done by a professional who did tattoos all the time. I asked the woman how many she did and I was surprised when she said only one every other week about.

LD Spa
I was at a get-away with some classmates from high-school, I’m pretty sure that it was Mr. Robert’s non-credit psychology class. I wondered around and went into a bathroom overlooking a military training area with a gun range. There was also a trampoline there, which looked fun and I’d try it later. But I noticed a “WILD Room.”

I knew that it was a special soundproof room with oxygen enriched air where WILDs would happen. There was someone in this one so I went down stairs to the other one, but there was someone in that one too.

Amanda Flynn and Joe Rushin were there in line waiting. I waited too, making small talk. Joe didn’t believe in lucid dreaming and was just there to be annoying, but Amanda wanted to have one. I told her that the place was great and that I had had three lucids in the past week (which is true,) she told me that she’s never had one.

I wait and do a reality check, I look at my hands and they are blurry. “I think I’m dreaming right now,” I tell them, but look around and find everything else normal so I go back to thinking it was real.

I’m in bed now and have to go to the bathroom so I get up and go into the next room where Mr. Roberts is giving Renee a new assignment. Something about training fish or frogs. She laughs and groans. He loose shirt comes away from her body and get a clear flash of both of her breasts.

I then go into the men’s room, remembering that I had to go to the bathroom.

Rotate Bike Tires
No one is at work so the boss tells us to rotate the tires on the bike. My and Bob go to get the bikes and I ride on of them out. I get it upside-down and then some people show up with tickets to go on the go-karts. I let them on, but some other kids show up with wristbands and I tell them that they can’t go on without a ticket.

Mark Depo and Alli Ace are also there, they wait patiently and I’m letting them on for free because they both work there. Weird, Alli doesn’t in real life.

Need a Ride
This was probably one of the longest dreams that I’ve ever had. I’m late for school and my car won’t start. I decide to run to school and my father offers to run with me. I get impatient with him as he stalls, telling him that it’s three miles to school and thats at the fastest fifteen minutes, knowing that my dad can’t do one five minute mile, let alone three of them.

It’s actually more like eight miles and takes about an hour. On the way I ask my father to pick me up in his car after school. Then I end up at Weis, waiting for my father. I get kind of angry but I watch the people.

Jessica Miller walks by, but doesn’t recognize me. I go into the store and these two guys come up to me. “Jon,” they say. They are selling some new kind of bread or something.

I get right to the point, “How do you know my name?” I ask them, being rude because I hated high pressure sales pitches.

“From our mailing list,” the bigger guy said.

“Where’d you get your mailing list from?” I asked, knowing that I had never signed up for any mailing list.

“From a friend,” he says. He starts to show me some of the product, but I blow him off. He then stops me and says that he likes me and gives me a card, telling me to call him if I don’t have a job and would like to make ten thousand a year.

I tell him that I have a job as a software engineer and they both laugh. This pisses me off, they are laughing at my job which has a lot more respect than their job.

Anyway, my father finally shows up, but now his car doesn’t work. He and I start looking around for people to give us a ride home. I’m getting really mad now and I run into Laura D. And she asks me if I’m sick. I tell her that I’m just mad, and she ensures me that I look sick, possibly from some beer that I had had when I was with her.

My brother is there too, with his car, but he’s going to my mom’s house and I’m going to my dad’s but after a while I get so pissed off I ditch my father without saying a word and go with my brother. He tells me that he’s bought Smirnoff and had to pick up a paycheck before going home.

I ask him how he got Smirnoff (he’s underage,) but notice that he simply bought the non-alcoholic mix. I tell him that I usually think of smirnoff as vodka or Smirnoff Ice. That’s what I start drinking on the way home in the back seat. My brother is in the front seat on the wrong side, like a British car. I have three Smirnoff Ice’s then look around.

We see a female runner going down the road and my brother tells me that he doesn’t know how I do it. His girlfriend shows up in the seat that he was in and he is now on the left side of the car, looking at her instead of the road.

I’m now drinking out of a straw from a puppy. I know it sounds odd, but I had a little puppy who had really sweet juice coming out of it’s stomach and I was drinking out of his mouth and nose where a straw was helping. The puppy didn’t seem to mind and I wasn’t hurting him.

Peanut was also there, but I wasn’t drinking out of him. He was just rubbing up against me because he was jealous that I was paying so much attention to the other dog.

Rubix Cubes
I remembered another one while I was at work. There were a whole bunch of rubix cubes that no one could figure out how to solve so they kept giving them to me to finish. I think there was one that I couldn’t get for some reason.

Sphere
It was just like the end of the movie. We all had the power from the sphere and needed to forget it.

MS-DOS Reality Check
Mom had a really old computer. I tried to boot it with MS-DOS from an old floppy drive, but it didn’t work so I let it boot from the hard drive. She wants me to put a movie on it and I tell her that it has to be encoded correctly and that it takes a few hours because there is a lot of information on a DVD.

After booting the old computer I see that it had a few options, a few of them are REALITY CHECK. I thought it was cool that a computer could do a reality check. I didn’t perform any of them though I went about business, I forget what business that was.

Fighting Suzanne
We were in a karate class, but I wasn’t teaching, Ted was. Someone was saying how impressed he was the we had an eight degree black belt as a teacher, I corrected him, telling him that he just got his ninth.

We got in a circle and I was sparring Suzanne Kelly. I was going easy because it was her first time, but she didn’t fight like someone who had never sparred before. She performed pretty good spin kicks and roundhouses. I blocked them all easily, but she would win a tournament among her rank. I accidently once lightly punched her in the side of the head and apologized.

JD Virgin
There was something wrong with the men’s locker room and JD needed to take a shower so he asked if it was alright to go into the women's room. Nobody complained so he jumped in with a bunch of gorgeous naked women.

He then was asking Turk for help loosing his virginity. The janitor had heard this and done something funny, but I forget what. I’m pretty sure that somebody pissed in his locker.

Grappling
I was in high school and there was a grappling competition. Me and my teammate had won our first matches easily, they were both against a bunch of rednecks who wrestled, but didn’t actually know how to grapple, and we were practicing. She was very good, maybe even as good as me. I was able to lock her up a few times, but she was sneaky and found a way out.

Wow, last night I only had one dream, I must have been tired as hell.

Kisses With Sarah
Sarah and Valerie were on the boats at work. Val left without saying anything, but Sarah walked over to say hi. She was wearing sunglasses and a green bikini and looked hot. I smiled and walked to meet her. I hugged her and grabbed her ass as she and I traded kisses on the cheek.

I got bold and tried to kiss her lips and she let me. We stayed frozen like that for a moment before adding our tongues to the action.

Carousel Baseball Lucid
I was at the Carousel and two kids and an old man were batting. The kids kept telling me to go lucid, but my reality checks don’t work. Then the entire dream starts over again after waking up for an instant, which made me realize that I was dreaming. I tried to gain control, but I couldn’t, I stayed lucid for maybe five seconds, but couldn’t do anything but obsess on the kids and the fact that I had had this dream before.

Lifting with Jamie
Jamie Rowe is at the YMCA lifting weights that apparently her family makes now. Some of them keep breaking in half, but not the ones that she is using so I wait for her to finish before I use them

Molly Has a Soft Spot
I was rubbing Molly’s belly when I noticed a little spot on her belly that seemed to be soft and looked as if it had been inflated. Someone said that she might have pancreatic cancer so I examined it, but she jumped when I touched it. I said sorry and kept rubbing her belly.

Race to Forms
I was in a 5K race, testing our my broken leg and was running against Sean Craig and my brother. Sean led it out and my brother followed closely. I quickly passed my brother and tried to beat Craig. We got a mile into it, zigzagging back and forth between trees on this weird course. Then we get lost and all stop, trying to figure out the route.

I ask Susan, and she starts to explain about forms. My brother doesn’t quite understand it, but I’ve done that form for years and know it very well, I am still thinking about the race so while Susan explains the form I go take a very hot bath to soak my legs, my shin still really hurts.

I told Valerie that I would run with her next week and my leg hasn’t been bothering me so I guess I tried to test in in my dream.

Mario, Bears, and Zombies
I was playing a Mario game and trying to get to a secret area by using the rolling coins to make a platform. I couldn’t get it though, whenever I tried to fly to it I fell down a pipe. I decided to go down the pipe and continue but had a fight a boss there.

I was flying around, and looked the same as it did, only it was much much bigger than me. It was just a head, it looked like a dinosaur head, it had sharp teeth and scaly, slimy skin. It occasionally breathed fire, although I could too. The object was to get behind the head and blow fire on the back side of it which was was doing until it ate me. I stayed in it’s mouth, breathing fire and loosing health.

It opened it’s mouth and bit down on me, this time I was right in it’s teeth and I lost health really quickly. The next time it happened I died. So now I’m running from zombies, but I know that it’s a computer game still because I have to cross a room that has an AppleScript on the other side of it.

The Dino Head


There is a bear inside the room and I can’t figure out how to fight it so I close the door and look for another way around. There are now a few more people with me and we bolt to the elevator. Only me and a girl make it there. I hit the elevator close door, thinking that the killer bear had escaped and leave the three or four other people to fend for themselves.

We get to the first floor and I tell her to be ready to fight, knowing that there might be zombies as soon as the doors opened, but there was nothing. We went out into a big mall to find something to fight the bear with. There is an enormous line at one of the stores so I go to see what it is. It’s an AT&T store and the line for for an iPhone.

I look around the big store for a moment, before realizing that there is a liquor store across from it. I could buy a fifth of vodka, pour it on the bear and light it on fire. That’s all I remember.

The Island Wants Us Dead
On a television show they were explaining about a wrecked ship. It had mold growing all over it and the crew was missing, but the hull was in good shape the engine just needed minor repairs and it still even had electricity.

Then it flashed back to me and a girl on the boat, I think Amber. We are in really bad trouble and are trying to survive. I’m not sure what was wrong, but we were using ropes and stuff to try and maneuver around, so I guess the boat was tilted.

I made it to a level spot and noticed an island with houses right next to the water so I yelled for them to call the coast guard until the boat stopped outside some old lady’s house. I jumped to the porch and grabbed the railing and she screamed. I let go and she laughed and said that she was only kidding.

I climb up and she places my hands on some weird art project full of human bones. I run away from her and fall on more human remains.

Amber and Mark and I now go to find help and we go to the next house where there is a couple filling up air kayaks. The guy was just walking around our ship with manure all over him, which is what makes the mold grow so quickly.

He fills them up and then asks Amber to help him stencil it. She goes and something happens to Mark. I tell her not to go anyway and then kick Mark lightly to show her that he’s dead and that she would be next. She jumped over them and back to me before we both ran past them.

The woman said something about a BB going through a human body at 20 miles an hour so puts on at the tip of a throwing star and hits Amber with it. It hits her in the mouth and bounces off of her teeth. Now everyone on the entire island is after us, including whoever leads these people. He is a dark, Mediterranean mad and always has his goons around.

They throw throwing star after throwing star at us. There are now four or five of us. I stay with Amber I think and catch the stars as they come. I place one of the stars in my hand and use it to block the incoming weapons.

Blocking Hold


Some of the ones that I have caught I throw back and hit them in the head and belly, killing them or at least seriously inuring them. We get separated from the rest of them but realize that they went on a carousel ride for some reason. The entire island has turned into an amusement park.

We find them and sit down as they signal to us to keep our heads down. We do and I notice the guy next to me has a shotgun. I pull some quick martial arts to acquire the shotgun and kill him with it.

Then one by one I kill the Mediterranean guy and two of his goons before turning on a fat guy who was also part of this group. I shoot him four or five times with a handgun before he asks to take his own life. I allow him to and he turns a shotgun on himself and shoots himself in the cheek.

We are almost out, but the leader and a few of his guys aren’t dead. We end up in their house. I pull a colt 45 like Dirty Harry and he pulls a strange looking gun. I tell him that if he shoots me, my guys outnumber his and we will escape anyway and him and all of his goons would be killed.

It causes him to pause and think. My friends say that on three they would run and I say that that wouldn’t be necessary, we would walk out, and we did. Amber is relieved but I tell her that it isn’t the end. She asks why and I touch her on the nose and say “Because we are still alive.” I know about the future broadcast that the dream had started with. They said that no one knew what happened to the ship, meaning that we never told anyone, meaning that we were dead.

Now I’m Hank Hill using a pair of wings to fly, they are angel’s wings. I had had a choice between these and a few other demonic wings, but didn’t want to loose my soul The sky gets cloudy and I go down quickly, but pass out for some reason. I wake up and look around. I’m back on the island and know that people are watching me.

I take a ticket for a ride casually and then try to use a phone. I then split from Hank and am me again watching this. They somehow are going to get him with a stool that they have planted for him to sit on, knowing that he would.

I walk away, not wanting to see what they do to him, to see that Amber is now here again too. She has a pizza box and is fending off someone then starts crying. I try to get to her but don’t think I do.

Weird Form
I was teaching a karate class and was running out of ideas for basics so Susan took over and had us do a form. It was a form that I'd never seen before:

open hand block, chop, passai sho double open high block
open hand block, chop, passai sho double open high block, palm strike
then a weird move where arms were straight down and hands were sticking out was done three times, turning forwards, backwards, forwards respectively. At the end I was about a foot from Erika for some reason, doing the same form.
then the beginning combination again, then three more of those weird moves.

Then I did the beginning combo again, thinking that it would be the same, but everyone else did two double groin strikes. I asked Mulligan and Steve Propst when they learned the form and they said the last class, which I had missed and it was a red belt form, which was weird because they were both green belts.

Anyway after that I asked Sue about it and she apologized for forgetting that I hadn't learned the form yet and said that next we would be sparring. Then I noticed a window where I think Nancy was giving some girl water-bottles, there were three of them with different colour tops and I at first thought that they were vibrators.

Called Off
Tom had called me off from work, like he had the day before and I decided to go out and get some movies, including a porno and a sex toy, I forget what it was. I got home and I noticed that Tom was in my basement and he wanted to work on something, so I quickly hid the movies and the toys, I don't remember anything else.

World Cup
I was a midfielder on the USA football team and we were up against Brazil. The first few minutes were played on our side of the field, and I even blocked a shot that otherwise would have gone in.

They pull our goalie and replace him with a woman who boots in the entire length of the field and nearly puts it in the goal, sending it just over. It wouldn't have counted anyway, the goalie punt is a dead ball until it is touched.

Then I got pulled and I went in a little room behind the goal of the Brazilian team and listened to the radio, knowing that I would go in at the next break so when the next break came I was ready to go.

Zips
I don't remember much from this one, but I know that I was in school and one of my professors wanted me to send them something. I had to zip it up and give it a .mov extension.

Can't get enough of you ninja style! I'd love to have a throwing star dream. Gotta break out my throwing knives some day. They're just sitting in a drawer with the rest of my cutlery.

Thanks Cusp, I enjoyed dreaming it too

This is yesterday's dream entry, I couldn't get online for some reason.

In the last couple of days I haven’t been recalling as many dreams, maybe it’s because I haven’t taken any B6, but the dreams that I am remembering are much much longer than they were, I guess that would be better for lucidity.

Zombies Again
There was a girl in a supermarket, all alone with the cashier and they don’t know that outside are tons of zombies. She uses a phone to call someone, now trapped in the store, but doesn’t get an answer.

The zombies storms the place and she manages to get on the awning, but needs to get to the roof because they are starting to climb. Luckily now I’m there and I’m a great sniper. I take aim and fire off a ton of shots, shooting all of the zombies that were on her ass, some I literally shot off of her back, missing the girl by inches if not less.

Then a whole bunch of martial artists show up, there must have been twenty of them, I didn’t know any of them except for Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan. Carla from Scrubs was there and was infatuated by one of the black guys and went up and hugged him.

They Say She Crashed and Burned...
Rachel was going for a plane ride in her tiny private plane, which I had designed and built. I was on the radio with her and my dad, making things went alright. It was a tricky take-off from a really short runway with a drop-off and then a hard turn away from a mountain. I loose contact with her immediately and we can’t see the plane in the air.

We start to search the beach and find three wristbands floating in the water. From pictures were are able to figure out that Rachel wasn’t wearing any of them, but one of them might have been her friends.

Now there were old people who had been in a movie for little kids got booed out of a showing at a retirement home and are going down the stairs on those riding things. The wife wants to have old people sex, but the man wants to go for a walk on the beach.

He turns into my grandfather and I plead for him to go out with his metal detector and help us search of the plane. He said that the government has metal detectors and are probably doing that now and I tell him that the government doesn’t do shit. I point out a capsized boat just floating there in the rough.

There is also a car in the water which they are pulling out and flipping over. There is a name on the bottom of it, but I forget the name, it was no one that I know. Under where the car was I see something shiny and thing that it might be the plane. I don’t know if it was or not.

In Class and Eck is Lutz
In a Mr. Roberts class, which required a latter to get to Leah and Krista used to sit next to me, but they moved. I had just come from gym class and I think that I had allergies because I wasn’t crying, but my eyes wouldn’t stop watering. Anyway I now sat in front of Ashleigh Hedrick, who I never found the least bit appealing, but in this dream she was cute, especially since she had just gotten breast implants.

I asked if I could feel them, and she reluctantly let me on the outside of her coat. Then I snuck my hand under, but still over her shirt. She giggled and pushed me away. They felt like a normal breast, just a little bit firmer.

In the class the girls were passing around a picture of Jon Eck in jail. They thought he was hot and had photoshopped a picture of a huge dick onto it. He had turned into Bob Lutz from Amityville Horror and murdered four people.

I had watched a Sex and the City Episode where Samantha was getting cosmetic work done, it wasn’t her breasts, but I think that’s where that came from, I do have tearing eyes from allergies when I wake up and I saw the Amityville horror yesterday too.

I had some really complex dreams last night, some of these were the same dream, but I’m not sure how they transitioned so I’m counting them as two dreams, some transitioned with a false awakening.

Well Hello, Clarice
I was Clarice Starling doing work on a FBI case with a baby bear, a dozen Apple TVs, and Dr. Lecter. He was straight out with the clues to break the case, but knew something about Clarice that she had blocked out or forgotten. He kept telling her that the answer was in the lyrics. So when he made his escape he grabbed the last Apple TV, with the song he was referring to loaded onto it and ran.

Clarice was right behind me (I was Lecter now,) so at the turn to my road I gently set down the Apple TV and then kept running. I looked back to find that she had stopped chasing me and was looking at the device instead.

Now two other grad students were going through the lab with everything missing. I was one of them. Right away they noticed the missing bear and Apple TVs, but I was the first to realize in horror that Hannibal was also gone. I grabbed a knife, thinking he might still be there and the other guy did the same.

“If he wanted to kill us we’d already be dead,” I said, knowing how smart he was. I watched the two students leave the lab to find the bear cub roaming around outside. It scared them because they knew that the mother was bound to be around and they were right. It attacked the one on the left and slaughtered him, slashing at him and even pulling out on of his eyes.

Mirror Fishies
Now I was invited to Barbara Streisand’s private aquarium. Catherine Zeta Jones was also there, she was a cop and thought that she might be up to something with the fish. On the way down we watched some really cool fish. I remember having this dream before, but I can’t recall when, it’s not in my dream journal.

At the bottom the first fish that caught my eyes was a pack of them that were so shiny that the school of them at the surface was literally acting as a mirror. Others were swimming vertically, I asked why, but don’t remember the answer.

Ryan and Quicktime
My cousin Ryan had come to visit, I think his wife too, but I don’t remember. Anyway, I was driving home and I noticed my father at Koles and asked if he wanted to play racquetball at the YMCA. He said no, but now I did so I turned around, without stopping and headed in that direction, pissed off at him.

The roads were slippery and I slid all over the place. I was watching my Mac, I was worried that iSquint was letter-boxing my movies in conversion and would be unwatch-able on my new Apple TV. I was running a test to see if Quicktime was faster and all of a sudden one of three movies started to really fly. It was American Pie. I don’t remember much else except for driving through the plaza which had about a foot of water over it.

Amanda Wants Sex
Amanda is in my bedroom at my old house and wants to have sex. She keeps grabbing, rubbing, and kissing my crotch and gets in 69 position with our clothes on trying to entice me, but I want to sleep.

I decide to tease her and take off my shirt for her. She thinks I’m giving in, but I grab my pillow, shove it between my legs and lay back down.

Then I get up and look out the window. I know that I don’t live there anymore and marvel as to how much has changed and how much has stayed the same. There is a green car in the back and a two story fort that my brother and I had build. I real life none of that was there, but in my dream apparently it always was.

The yard had since become pebbles so that people could park and drive on it and the neighbour’s house was now gone and a number of houses had gone up on their property.

Amish Quarral
Me and some friend ended up in a very redneck area, they were almost Amish, but only because they were poor, it was still the twenty first century. We had gotten into a fight with a butcher and one of us (probably me) had killed him. I don’t know if it was this dream or not, but I remember sword fighting.

The butcher had a friend, who was now after us and was very smart. We kept trying to get away and he kept finding us, until we decided to kill him. We now hunted him, but he kept evading us.

We finally found him at some kind of fair or redneck get-together. We could take out three assholes with one shot, but then one of their mother’s says hi, she doesn’t know that we are trying to kill him. The guy with the gun puts a pumpkin around the end of the barrel to hide it and we chat.

The woman asks one of the guys I’m with what he wants for X-mas and he says a sweater. He is being funny because that’s all she had ever given him, but she was too country-bred to get it and said that she would do it. He then patted her on the back and sent her on her way.

The guy with the gun pulled it up to find the pumpkin and the shell missing. Someone had told us that the guy had told them to tell us that he was in the barn and was carrying a big pumpkin.

He sent four horses after us, but we were goo with horses and tamed them, they then turned into dogs at a dog show and three golden retrievers had one all three places.

Valerie is Hurt
This might have been part of the pervious dream because there were a lot of similarities, but I had gotten Jacque a job at some kind of mill. It was blue collar work, but was something. I took her there, dropping her off and picking up Val.

I find Val and pull her away from there, but she tells me to let go of her hand. She tried to hail a cab, but I tell her that she doesn’t need to because we have a car down the road. We wait for a break in the traffic and try to cross, but she goes to early and runs into the last car before the break.

I pick her up and rush her to the car and drive like hell, telling the people in the car that I’m gonna keep driving so they had better get the directions right. We were going to the hospital, we also had someone chasing us, I think it was the butcher’s friend.

It was rainy and there was this weird brownish goop on the windshield that wouldn’t go away no matter how much I used the wipers. It was difficult to see and I was all over the road. It was slippery too.

Betrayal
I show up at an Indian area with a ton of stuff, barrels of it and it takes three carts to carry all of it. I was trying to “civilize” them and get them to practice some religion, probably christianity. They had agreed and I used a key that someone had given me to open a locker in the school that we were now in.

It was a complicated locking system, but it opened and inside was nothing but another key, which was for another locker, but also a note telling me that the man that we were trying to kill in the previous dream was on the fourth floor.

I made my way down the stairs and saw that one of my friends had betrayed me and was now with the man, or else he was now his son. They were tormenting someone else, but I couldn’t see who. I was in the process or writing the whole thing down on my dream notes.

I might have been repeating this dream, I kind of recall having the dream twice, but it might have been my imagination. I dive up a few flights as they look around, having heard me a bit. I stay low, continuing to write.

False Awakening
I wake up in my bedroom and grab the dream notes that I have next to my bed. I recount the entire experience of the previous three dreams. I get to the end and then I wake up for real, some what pissed off that I now had to re-write it all.

3 Girls and HD
There were three girls argueing because they all needed a new HDTV. The girls were young, probably about ten or eleven and they each only had fifteen dollars so their mom had to buy it for them.

Motorcycle Gang
I was working the cages at work and everyone was being an asshole, there wasn’t a single person following the rules. Then a motorcycle gang showed up and started to ride their bikes in the cages.

I went up to them and told them that it is private property and for them to get out. They didn’t know what to say so they went up to the boats, which I now had to fill in for and they started to be assholes up there too. They tired piling three people in one boat and it nearly capsized and would have if I hadn’t of grabbed it. They refused to get out, but my boss told me to be nice to them.

Apparently, he knew them, or was afraid of them, I’m not sure which. There were two guys and two blonde girls, both of the girls were really cute.

Kerri
This might have been the same dream because I was at work in it. I was going into the kitchen through the employee entrance next to the woman’s room and Kerri Ryan was going in. I stopped her and said hi and asked her to say hi to her sister too since I hadn’t seen her in a year and a half.

Book Store
I was in a book store, looking for my brother and found him pretty easily. I guess that my father was there too because we went over to the sports section where my brother found both boxing and foxy boxing. My dad was looking at the three disc foxy boxing set and was going to buy it, even though he only wanted two of them.

I figured that I would rip the DVDs and put them on my computer. Jeremy’s new girlfriend was there too with a baby. She was hot, she looked a little like the girl from the movie Antitrust.

Friday the 13th
I guess I was in a Friday the 13th movie and knew it. There was a really hot blonde girl in a white sweater on the couch and I told her that I was disappointed because usually in these movies the hot girl would take her top off. She walked away so I grabbed her by the breast.

She turned around and I put my arms around her waist. She was really tall, my nose was chest level and it was a strain for both of us to kiss.

You should have know better than to make out with a girl in a Friday the 13th movie, people having sex are always the first to die.

Laura and iTunes
Laura was talking, or asking me about iTunes, I forget why or what about.

Laura was at my house last night playing Scrabble and Rummy. One of my brother’s friends mentioned the iPhone.

Dylan Alone
Dylan was watching the go-karts with me and wanted to do one ride alone. I said that it was alright and stepped back, but looked over his shoulder the entire time. Then they need gas and for some reason there are extra gas cans so I go and fill them up.

Kwan Ge Nim Hillson
Grandmaster Hillson was teaching a karate class and I was finishing it up. After the class I asked him if I should be calling him Kwan Ge Nim or now from now on. I believe that he had his red grandmaster’s belt.

Melvin the Superhero Guy
This dream was basically the Jeff Dunham performance with Melvin. It was nearly word for word.

High Kicks Fail
Some friends were wondering if I could kick something that was above us, I think it was a beam or something. I knew that I easily could, but every time I left the ground I couldn’t kick and when I did they didn’t go above my chest. I remember getting really annoyed by this.

I didn’t write anything down last night, I entrusted everything to memory and it didn’t work very well.

At Work
I came to work and the lifeguards weren’t doing anything. I forget who was there, but I know that Brita was there telling stories about something.

Investigator
There were a series of murders, all very well done and there seemed to be some medical training from the person responsible. There were cuts that were clean and precise. The last victim I had Megan come in and help me look at it.

This victim was cut more sloppily. He had a cut on his head which wasn’t careful at all. I suspected that the murdered suffered from some sort of mania like Pyromania. I’m not sure why. Megan said Nymphomania and then kissed me. As Amber and Mark walked in we pulled apart and went on with business as normal.

Carousel Omen Nightmare
Looking around the Horror section at Blockbuster made me remember one more dream.
The president was at the Carousel and got into a bad accident on the go-karts. They were able to get him out alright and he wasn’t hurt, but he wanted to stay and make sure that the other person wasn’t hurt.

It was my friend Shannon, who was pregnant. She didn’t look pregnant, but I knew she was and she was holding her belly. She was bandaged and beaten up pretty badly.

Then the president started to bang on the concrete with a hacksaw until it shattered. We started pulling it all up. “Get a shovel,” someone yelled as the pieces started to come up. Underneath it was a white baby’s coffin with a black star and moon on it (or maybe it was black with white glyphic.) They opened it up, I looked away because I knew what was in it. They gasps and I explained. “Her mother was a jackal,” I told them. Inside was the decaying remains of a small jackal. I don’t remember what I was referring too, I think it was Shannon’s unborn baby.

Then I woke up and checked my room for the decaying dog. I didn’t know if I was still dreaming so I did a reality check that passed.

From the 11th:

Need a Book
I don’t remember why, but I had to keep going into Mrs. Lautenschlager’s room from high school to kept a text book. I guess that she liked me and let me leave my books there, even though she always seemed to have a student there. It was just one student and I guess she was tutoring him.

Bird’s Nest
All I know is that I tore apart a birds nest and then watched them put it back together.

Late for Karate
I was running late for karate because I couldn’t find my black belt. I eventually found it, but had to pull tape off of it for some reason. I eventually got to class about five minutes late and they were already warming up and Beth was teaching the class.

I knew that it was Beth, even though it didn’t really look like her, this girl had longer hair and it was down and I’ve only ever seen Beth do class with it up.

3D Sex
There was some new attraction at a cinema place. They had invented 3D cinema and had incorporated the risque into it. I guess then I was part of the movie because an older woman was trying to seduce me. She was completely nude and not that old, maybe thirty or forty.

We laid down on the bed and started making out.

Then I had a false awakening in which I wrote the dream down.

Cat and Mouse
I was being pursued by Dr. Lector, he wanted to kill me. We kept switching between my grandfather’s and the Daily’s houses. It was a game of wits and I got him trapped once in a big barrel type room, but he was able to break out of that pretty easily.

I then pole vaulted onto the roof where I was safe. Then I got back to the ground and was teaching Mandy Spickler martial arts. It was interesting, because she was almost completely naked. Of course then she tackled me and ended up totally nude.

I’m not sure if we grappled around or had sex, but quiet soon a car was coming and we were in the front lawn so I picked her up and we went to the backyard to continue.

Ghost Riders
I had two ghosts in my car that needed a ride somewhere. They had died young and wanted to do something before passing away completely, so I was driving them somewhere. I could see them, but barely, they were very translucent.

Punching Bag
I was trying to get in really good shape really quickly so I had some sort of trainer who kept telling me that I was all alone in this and had me keep beating a punching bag, I think I punched it into the ground like a stake.

Not Again
All I remember is looking down at my right leg, the one that had been smacked with the piece of wood and it had a huge bump on it, similar to the one that I had on my other leg when I broke it.

Kait Back at Work
l forget everything except for that Kaitlyn at come back to work at the Carousel and that it was a normal day there.

Uncle Tom and Grandpa
l was having breakfast with them and they asked my what I wanted to drink. There were multiple types of beer, but my uncle surprised me and asked for a root beer, so I ordered the same. Then I wondered what the difference is between root beer and birch beer.

Murder Lucid


I’m almost certain that I had this dream twice. One time I simply went to sleep and told myself that in the next dream there would be someone there to tell me that I was dreaming. I was trying to set up a MILD from within a normal dream.

l was hiding in a closet with some another person. There must have been some people after us. I think I had a few weapons, but there was sharp fireman’s axe in the closet. The two people outside were head-butting the door to try and get in. I found the rhythm and then times it so that my axe would go through the door just as his head was hitting it.

I then threw open the door and used the pointy side of the axe to finish the murder. I remember it being very bloody and made a sickening sound. Then we fled, my friend ran one way and I ran up the stairs, taking the bloody axe and throwing it under the stairs.

I then we up to the third floor of a football stadium. Volleyball was being played on one side and something else on the other side. Then I saw myself, only it wasn’t me. It was the youngest son from War at Home. He was telling me to come forwards. I was dreaming after-all.

I then realized that it was only a dream, but didn’t get control right away. I argued with myself for a while, in third person, then was finally able to take control. “I killed someone,” I stood up and screamed loudly.

Everyone turned around. “I killed them with this,” I held up my bloody hand. I didn’t have the axe, my hand was empty. I then ran towards the edge and did a front flip down to the second level of the stadium.

That was fun so I kept going down to the ground floor, this time doing a backflip. It was now a lecture hall and there was a professor sitting at a desk. I went to jump spin kick him, but sailed way right. I was having fun so I ran to the wall and did a kick-flip off of it.

“Anyone want to see me walk on the ceiling?” I asked, looking at the really high ceiling. It was brown and there were ceiling fans about forty feet above me. I jumped up and stayed upside down, but didn’t go to the ceiling. I then straightened myself out and noticed a small, circular mirror on a desk near the wall. I know that I had no reflection and I’m not sure if it even reflected anything at all.

“Alright, a portal,” I said, remembering the lucid tasks for the month. Then I ran to it and jumped through it. I just went through it and stayed in the room, but for a moment my vision went weird. The contrast was all screwed up and things were darker than they should have been, I might have been seeing in black and white.

I looked for another portal to go through, but there was none. It took me a while to think of the other task. “Is anyone here from DV?” I yelled as I felt the dream disappearing. From the back a young woman with curly dark hair stood up and said that her name was “Astro.”

I lost the lucidity, but didn’t wake up. I thought then that I was back in the stadium and was now writing down the dream. I carved in onto a stump, but then realized that it would be easier on my Mac.

Then I was in my apartment, only it wasn’t my apartment, Jon Tyler was my roommate and he noticed a movie that was about a month overdue: Tremors 5. He took it and gave me a movie to watch. I forget the title. I put the movie in my Mac and started Handbrake to rip it, not sure if my DVD player would play an HD Movie in HD.

Fighting Lucid
I was in the Armory for a track meet it seemed and I was trying to get to the third floor, the ground floor and get out of there, but I kept getting stuck. The stairs didn’t follow any set pattern and I kept finding myself having to jump gaps and finding railings, very surreal.

Finally I got out of there and was talking to Theo. He said that as soon as we got back home he would call me because he had a great new route. I forget how many miles he said that it was, but it was long. I told him that I was in terrible shape since I broke my leg and wasn’t able to run.

This was now a training run for college track. For some reason I had brought my pillow with me and wanted to run with it. I started to follow Theo, but he took off like a bat out of hell. I then decided who to run with. It was a distance run, I wasn’t in good enough shape to run with the distance guys, so I thought about the girls, but they were already gone.

I followed the sprint team for a while, before ditching them. I saw Shioban run past Becky Scoff and almost knock her over. She apologized, but Becky just called her a bitch. I then found myself wanted to go back to the building that I had started in because this stupid pillow was weighing me down so I started walking back.

I wished I was dreaming, I would just fly there, then it just hit me that this was a dream. I didn’t do a reality check or anything, I just knew. There was a girl walking by, I think it was Misty. I said “hey you,” and grabbed her shirt. I wanted to fight because last time I tried I couldn’t do it and I just wanted to see if I could. This girl was the only one there, so it wasn’t a sexist thing.

I kicked her in the spine and then ridge handed her across the chest. She fought back and tried to get away, unlike my other fighting dreams. I tackled her and decided to do something gross. I leaned in and bit her cheek as hard as I could, trying to take a piece off like in a horror movie. Ii don’t think it came off, but she sure screamed bloody murder.

I tried to bite her again, and maybe a third time, but nothing came off of her. I then wrapped my legs around her and started to grapple her, then I had a false awakening.

I was in my old room and some books and movies that were net to my bed had fallen off of the shelf. Along them were Hellraiser, there were some baseball cards there too.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

The two people outside were head-butting the door to try and get in. I found the rhythm and then times it so that my axe would go through the door just as his head was hitting it.

Nice move! Axes are extra brutal, it's like overkill.

Too Smart for Redneck Lucid
There were two rednecks fishing and one of them said something really smart. This woke me up and I immediately thought to myself that what was said wasn’t something a redneck could say, they just weren’t educated enough.

I stayed still and went back to sleep, causing a DEILD. I became lucid in a school that may have turned into my old neighbour’s house. I just looked around. I didn’t have any control other than myself and it was really short.

Resident Evil Shark Lucid
I’m in Resident Evil. I’m not sure who I am, I’m not the woman. I think I keep switching characters. I see things in third person, then I go into the woman’s body, then I go into the traitor’s body. He gets to an elevator and runs to the train where the huge beast attacks him.

Then I go back into the Hive. I’m now an observer as the woman stops firing shots as water from the other rooms fills the hallway and sharks start circling. I figure out that I’m dreaming and wonder what to do about the sharks. I think I tried to get them to eat me, but they won’t. Then my lucidity vanished.

Then I had a false awakening where I wrote down the redneck lucid.

3 Rednecks and a Truck
While driving along a long highway we wreck some redneck’s pickup truck and they start to chase us, but really far back since we have a car and can go fairly fast. We stop for a soda and gas. My mother goes in to pay for the gas and an orange soda for me as my brother pumps the gas.

Lewis and Oswald from The Drew Carey Show are now in the front seat as the rednecks catch up, not knowing that it’s us right away. They try to act innocent but give us away. Two of the hicks throw them out and the other one gets in the back seat with me and takes my hat, thinking of spitting in it.

I hold onto it and pull it away from him. He says in a deep voice to let go and I say no. “Then I’ll grab your dick and rip it off,” he says, now a biker kind of hick.

“Try it,” I say and to my surprise he grabs for my groin. I intercept his hand and break his thumb. Then with the same hand I chop him across the mouth and knock most of his teeth out. Then I eye gouge him.

Carrying a Dummy
For some reason I was carrying a dummy up some stairs after some friends had left. I meet up with them upstairs. Jacob is being an idiot and dives onto a running treadmill and it slams him into a bar behind it. He stands up and starts to stagger around.

I call him an idiot and Bryan starts making fun of someone who had spent an hour on a machine while doing it wrong and getting no workout.

Meter Stick Fight
I’m at my grandfather house and two guys are downstairs that want to beat me up. I think they are family and just want to dick around. They throw someone else over to me, and he looks pretty hurt so I’m not sure that I want to go for this, but I go over anyway.

The start to try to wail on me, but I block and kick them away while I grab a meter stick to defend myself. Unfortunately they both also grab one. We fence for a while, then I grab one of their sticks and pull it away from him while the other guy grabs me.

I use the meter stick as a pry bar to pull him off of me and throw him. I win the fight easily now that it’s two sticks to one. We then go upstairs and one of the guy wants a rematch. I tell them no because I had already beat them.

After four lucids in two days, tonight I didn’t have one.

Kayaking Fire
Me, my brother, and some other guy were kayaking on Beech Lake. The other guy got away from us for a little while and came back saying that he had accidentally started a fire. We looked over the horizon and could see smoke.

We decided to warn the people who lived there so now we started swimming for some reason. There was an easy, but longer path around a rough spot, but we decided to go over the rough stuff.

Wayne Brady showed up for a little while and he helped us cross the rough patch, then we dove into the clear water. It was about thirty feet deep, and there was sand on the bottom. About thirty feet from us were house boats.

My brother knocked on the first one and a kid who I had beaten up in high school lived there. I thought that the boats would be owned by rich people, but I guess it was a floating trailer park. My brother told him that there was a fire coming and the kid said that he didn’t care because he was on water.

I told him that the water wouldn’t help him because it was coming from the other direction. He thought that the street behind his house would be enough of a gap that the fire couldn’t get to him and then he closed the door. We left him there to die and went to the next house, but the bank was steep and there were tons of loose rocks and logs which made that very difficult.

Vandalle Industries
Jerry Seinfeld is on the phone with NBC, but George is there after telling Jerry to answer as Vandalle Industries so he decides to screw with him. George freaks out and starts saying random things to make it sound like Jerry was in an office environment.

Suddenly the television starts rocking and Kramer lunges at it to try and catch it. Jerry, George, and Kramer all fly into it and it smashes on the floor.

Want to Play Football
Some friends and I are playing basketball, which I hate. We are playing horse and I can’t make a single shot. On a double wild shot from behind the three point line by the end of the court I miss the ball and say that basketball sucks and that we should play football.

I’m pretty sure that I meant american football, but next thing I know I’m laying on the ground with my soccer friends, who want to play soccer with me. Mr Gibbs from middle school is there with a whistle and he says that if we could clear room for a soccer game he would get in on it too.

There was an american football game going on next to the basketball court, I wonder if with a stick I could clear everyone out, but decided that I couldn’t fight that many people, even with a weapon.

I’m Moving
I’m packing everything up. Molly keeps showing up in my dreams being extremely needy and wanting me to pet her every five seconds. Then I’m in my grandfather’s basement, still packing things up. I know that there was much more to this dream, but I just can’t remember it. The last three dreams written down, might have been different parts to one longer dream.

Caveman Baby
I am watching a group of cavemen in the big bush that was behind our old house. It’s kind of like a television show, because I can hear a female announcer, sounds like the woman from Planet Earth. She says that someone in the group is having a baby and that it is planned to arrive around midnight.

They have some sort of fire system that lets them know when midnight is, I guess by how far it burns, but there is another fire that is somewhat away from them. I have to take a piss so I douse the fire with a stream of urine.

Kittens
I’m at somebody’s house, it seems like a combination of my grandfather’s house and my uncle’s house. We are searching for somebody, but they aren’t there, then we notice a message on the DVD player. It says to watch the movie that’s in it.

I don’t remember what the movie was, but it let us know something important, I also don’t remember what that was. I had a bunch of DVDs that I wanted to watch, but other things were going on.

There were cats everywhere, at least seven, all four of our kittens and three of his. Bobbie kept showing up and we try to trap them all so that we can confine them to one area, but they keep getting out.

I go looking for more of the cats and find a red cat sleeping with two others. I pick him up because he is cute and start to pet him. Then set him down and let him go on his way, which is just flopping down and sleeping again.

I go up the stairs into a room where I notice money on the floor. It looks like a ten, but there are other bills in it too, I think it was sixteen dollars. It looks like a kids room so I take the money, but then wonder if there is a nanny-cam.

I reluctantly put the money back and go back downstairs and notice Vanessa sitting on the couch petting Peanut. She says that she doesn’t like dogs and would rather play with a cat, so I think I get her one.