Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Kait Got Tall
Kaitlyn came back from California to work with us again. As she was leaving I snuck up behind her and hugged her from behind around the belly, being careful of her bad back (odd, she doesn't have a bad back.) We talked for a little while and I commented how tall she was, she was wearing high heels, but I was still eye level with her chest, which of course I didn't mind.

She pulled up her shirt for some reason, revealing her tone stomach, I'm, not sure why, but she was making me horny just doing that. I asked her how tall she was and said that she was 5'8". She took her shoes off and told me to go back to back with her. She was taller than me now.

She mentioned that she had stopped running because of her back, and that's all that I remember.

Yeah, every guy has a belly fetish.

Back In Time
I was at a hospital meeting Amanda. I forget where we went, but it was somewhere where we thought we would be alone. We started to have sex and it felt great, but we ended up getting caught.

She tries to distract them by telling them that water for the kids in the hospital has been poisoned. The nurses run to check on it and then me and Amanda run for it.

We turn a lot of corners and go through a few elevators, I'm not sure if we rode one or not, but were were heading to room 211. We reach 211 and it's a middle school class (6th grade,) and Amanda has turned into Colleen, who started calling herself CC in sixth grade so I reminded her of that.

Everyone seems to know that they weren't actually this age, even though they all looked it so we acted like people in our twenties and didn't really have much respect for the teacher who asked one of us to read something.

Yesterday Amanda invited me down to her cabin a week after her birthday to have a one night stand with her, 211 was the dorm number that I lived in freshmen year, I'm not sure why that came up.

Seinfeld Bootlegger
I'm a Seinfeld writer and they have come to me to make it funnier. I don't really know how, but next thing I know the scene where Jerry is forced to make a bootleg copy of a movie unfolds

I read the FBI warning on the back of a DVD yesterday after copying it. (I own it, it's legal.)

Karate Mud Bus Ride
I forget why, but I was wet and late for work. I figure it's okay, I'm a lifeguard anyway and would just be jumping in the water anyway. then I remember that I'm going in at a special time, seven, not five, which means that I have time to kill.

Crap, I remember that I'm going in a seven so that I can go to my karate class, which is at five thirty. I go on my way and pick up Lindsay Happel on the way. I ask her if she's going to practice with us and she says no, she has a photo shoot or something to do with her kid.

Linds turns into Tiffany from the YMCA now I'm driving a huge bus. I make a really sharp turn down a muddy road. I know that one bad turn and the whole bus will tumble down the hill. I hit the brakes hard and go slowly.

When I'm almost at the bottom the bus driver says that he's proud of me because it was such a difficult trip. (I don't know where he was the whole time ) Then he takes that back because I don't have to deal with asshole little kids in the back, because the kids sitting there were friends of mine.

We finish the mud ride down and pull it into the back of one of the go-karts, lining it up perfectly. Now it turns into a boat with a shark statue on the front of it.

My grandfather is building them. We had just docked the second boat with the second of either eight or ten heads, none of the boats were finished, just part of the hulls.

He asks me how long it's been since we worked on them, and both me and my brother answer not since we were ten. He's got old electronic stuff down in the corner and I think that if the processor still works in it, I can speed up his slow computer a little bit.

I'm not sure if a 286 processor would do much good to a Pentium machine, but think that it's worth a try.

I am going into work at seven so that I can go to a karate class at five thirty. I noticed Lindsay's profile on Facebook yesterday because she changed her profile pic.

Lots of TXT
I was at work and for some reason I was receiving and sending a lot of text messages and was mad because someone had a problem with that. I'm not sure if it was someone that I worked with, but I have a feeling that it was Sprint trying to cut my plan down.

Sarah
Sarah was working at a water slide and there was no one in my line so I decided to go say hi to her. I got up there and she was holding hands with her boyfriend, but we were old friends so I didn't think she would mind so I went up and hugged her.

Sarah just broke up with her boyfriend and yesterday there was a camp at work an it was cold so very few of them went down the water slide.

I attempted a WILD here, but gave up after about twenty minutes because I was itchy from the heat. I got fairly deep, my body wasn't quite in sleep paralysis, but when I gave up I found it very difficult to move and my entire body felt heavy. I has slight hypnogogic plasma, but no images and no feelings of falling yet. WILDs are best saved for winter.

Poltergeist X-Files
Agent Scully and I are driving somewhere, but are now dead. We realize that we are dead and think about having some fun and driving the car into something, but there is no time for that now. We are investigating explosions and demolition on a massive scale. Tanks are being blown up and then we get to a house with Agent Mulder and we watch it literally rip itself to pieces and disappear.

I saw Poltergeist a few days ago, but I don't think that's what caused this. I know that Agents Scully and Mulder came from me watching the X-Files yesterday afternoon.

Dream Fragment
Something about a lake

Last night I had really bad insomnia, I don't know why, my mind wouldn't go to rest, it kept running through martial arts scenarios, probably from watching Human Weapon again. I got deep enough later on to get some hypnogogic plasma, but didn't want to WILD. I took a sleeping pill around 3 so I didn't dream. I got up at 6 to run a 6K race, and napped after that.

Circular Blocks
I was watching a few people, my brother was one of them, I think Shayna was there too, practice martial arts. I was naked for part of it, then put on shorts as I watched. My father joined, surprisingly, and picked it up quickly.

There was no teacher, and I was just watching, butting in occasionally with tips and adding a few more techniques to their style that they seemed to be teaching themselves. All of the techniques seemed to center around circular low blocks and then transition into some kind of throw.

They were very effective techniques. I then went behind something and heard one of them say that they should have a contest to see who did it best. I waited for them to ask me to judge, but they didn't.

That all came from Human Weapon, I'm sure. The part about my father joining came from last night he joined in our poker game and I never known him to play before.

Analyze This
I went to a shrink because I wanted to quit the mob. It was the exact same scene from the movie Analyze This and I turned into Robert Deniro. I then am heading back to my apartment, I make it about half way and then realize that I left my keys in the shrink's office.

I head back, but now I can't find the door. There are a few apartments and I hear some people above me taunting me so I head back to my place, but then remember that the office was the second apartment.

I go and knock on the door, the office has turned into a Sorority house and there are four girls in there, all in dark lingerie. I start to tell them that I lost my keys, but then spot them and grab them. There are two golden retrievers there that I pet. One of them is my dog Molly. I knew the other one, but I forget its name and I don't know it in real life.

Bitch Trashed My Car
My brother had a party and one of the girls got really mad at me for some reason, I don't know what she accused me of, but I didn't do it. It happened after I hugged her, maybe she thought that I felt her up, but I didn't.

I then go out to my car later to find a frisbee jammed on the antenna and a kid is running away with a tennis racquet. I tell him to spot and start to chase him. I'm much faster than him and he knows it so he drops the racquet and keeps running. I stop and pick it up. There is a hole in it too, from being jammed into my antenna.

I get in my ca rand start it up to realize that the radio is destroyed. The I look hard and see the dash is cracked, there are loose wires coming out of it and everything else is torn up as well.

I go back inside and ask my brother who that girl was the got pissed at me, her name was Alana Henry (real girl, but didn't look like her,) he shows me a picture and I take it for proof because I'm going to sue her.

There is more to this dream, but I forgot it.

High School Cafeteria
I had taken a seat in my high school cafeteria when two girls walked by. I said excuse me and tried to move some stools out of the way. They laughed at me and pushed them out of my reach, thinking that I wanted them and doing that to be bitches.

I tell them that I was moving them for them and then go up to get some food. Whatever they're serving looks gross so I go get some fruit.

Bouncy Shit
Me and some partners invented something new, but it was alive and turned into a relentless blob. After fighting it, they subdue it, but my female partner has turned it into tiny rubber balls saying that after some more testing she would be able to market it.

It also turns out that it's a great soda and we start mass manufacturing it. We had all of the flavors, but at one of our anniversaries they ask us about a new flavor for the celebration. I think fast and say "Orange Creme," I grab a box of orange and pour some creme soda in it too.

I hand it to the young girl who surprises everyone when she says that she doesn't like it. She explained that, while it was good, it tasted like an orange soda with a milkshake in it. She wanted something brand new.

We then go back to square one and go to find one of the original members of the team, who quit after the blob incident. We find him asleep at his job as a janitor for a ship. It's the actor who played Van Wilder, he complains about his job, but we now join him, scrubbing the floor.

There is a little kid there, which is his son. He says that my son will enjoy all the money, he did, the worst part was the fact that he missed his father when he was working for my company.

I found a picture from the Amityville Horror for a dream interpretation in that forum, the actor who played Van Wilder was in it.

Something Dangerous
This might have been the prelude to the blob dream, because I don't remember the blob and I don't remember anything after this.

I'm not entirely sure what it was that was after us, but it was dangerous. We found a shed full of farmer's tools, the farmer might have been with us. I saw an axe, but wanted something that I wanted something that was more wieldy. I currently had a pair of nunchakus, which I didn't think would do it against whatever was after us.

I then found two hatchets so took them both, one for each hand, then we left.

Dirty Cop
My mother was for some reason driving me to work when a cop pulled us over at the top of the hill. He comes to the window: "Do you know how fast you were going... 48."

"The speed limit is 50," I tell my mom quietly, but the cop hears me andd then makes up a new speed of 68.

My mother argues with the cop, saying that the cruise control was set for forty five and that he had to have made a mistake. The cop overhears me tell her that he's just filling a quota and decides that we will fight the ticket if he gives us one so gives us a warning.

We turn around and head back home, but then realize that I still need to go to work so we drive to the store next to where I work so that I can get a snack then walk over. I have a few donuts, but want more.

There was much more to this dream, but entrusted it to memory and forgot it.

Porn Soccer
I was part of a group of four people, two girls and me and the guy for Human Weapon who were making a porno film. We each picked someone up off of the street. We walked this hot blonde downstairs to a women's bathroom where she was going to do a scene with me.

I waited for her and then went out to see what was going on. Then I turned into simply watching the porno on my iPod. I was behind the scenes of either the four on one scene or the Apollo scene.

The Human Weapon guy was saying that they needed to get the physical kinks worked out before dealing with the economic ones. He emphasized the word economics.

My mother was approaching the hammock where I Was watching it so I switched to a pick up soccer game between two teams of people dressed in fuzzy costumes. One team was grey and the other team was either red or gold.

They were playing hard, but fighting a lot too, kicking at each other as much as they did the ball.

Now I'm playing in a small indoor arena with two bathrooms on either side where the refs stood. They were slowly filling the arena with water and it was now ankle high.

There was a time out called and I had to piss so went to the bathroom, but it was only a minute timeout and I didn't make it, they started again without me.

The part about economics came from American Dad, Roger was pretending to be a Political Science professor, but the wife made him into an economics prof. I also played outdoor soccer yesterday

Dream Fragment
Molly was in a dream, Bobbie too
There was another dream at the beach

Fire Lucid
I was near the incinerator at my old house. I suddenly became lucid. My control and the dream itself were pretty poor, it was the first dream of the night, before 2:30, but I had some control of myself. I reached my arm in the fire and grabbed a piece of hot coal just for the hell of it.

It actually hurt a little bit, I wasn't expecting that. There was someone else there, I think a little girl or maybe it was my brother. I thought hard for a second, trying to remember the lucid task for the month. After a while I remembered, but as soon as I started to go towards my house for my bedroom I lost my lucidity and woke up.

Dr. Cox Torture
Dr. Cox had pissed some people off, including Carla and his wife so they had him tied down and were putting tap on the hair on his chest and belly. He was hairy as hell in this dream, more so than Robin Williams. His wife told him that if he struggled she would punish him with a rough blowjob.

I watched an episode of Scrubs last night.

Less Gravity Resort
I'm at a resort somewhere and go into a store kind of place. Suddenly, for me, there is less gravity. An eighth the amount of gravity so I can float around and jump over high things, but everyone else can't. It's kind of fun, almost like flying.

I then get into the elevator, but it breaks and starts to free-fall, forcing me to the ceiling because I fall at a slower acceleration that the lift. The emergency brakes kick in and the elevator screams to a stop. Shayna is hurt, and laying beneath me as I float down and open the doors. We aren't at a floor, but I can see another elevator beneath us.

I jump down onto the roof of it as a bunch of people with flashlights come to help. Inside the other elevator are about six or seven people, all on the floor unconscious, like Shayna.

I go back to the beach, which is gorgeous. I lay down on a beach towel and complain that I forgot a second towel to dry off with.

For some reason in this dream my father showed up with his left ear pierced with a pig tag.

Tornado Class
I'm in my grandfather's house, which is now a school. I'm in between classes, but have to get to my math class, which is upstairs in one of the bedrooms. There is a girl upstairs watching something on television that looks cool, but she doesn't like it.

I get into the class late and have to get to my seat, but there is calf-high water. On the side of the room that I need to get to tornados start to come down from the sky. Lots of them. I dive down into the water to stay away from them, but one of them grabs my hand and it hurts.

I finally get to my seat and sink back to sleep. The professor asks something and I know the answer so I raise my hand from under my book, which I was using as a pillow. She tells me to answer, but I've sunk back too far and can't get up, or speak. I reach my hand out for someone to help me up and she does.

I watched Xmen 2 last night, that's where the tornados came from, maybe the school too.

Teaching Jake the Oil
I was at work and the go-karts were due for an oil change, but Ron asked Jake to do it with him instead of me. I, of course, watched over his shoulder to make sure that he did it right. Ron opened on of them and drained the oil, but then went to talk to someone.

That left me in charge and I told Jake twice that the oil was done draining, but it took him a third time before he closed the screw. Then I went to the wall and grabbed the long funnel and showed him where everything was.

I showed him how to attach the funnel, close the screw (again,) and then how much oil to put in it.

I noticed a case of oil under the bench last night and they are due for an change.

Kissing Val’s Hand
This is only a fragment of this dream, again I’ve been trusting my dreams to memory.

I had my arm around Valerie, we were out at the movies I think. My hand was in such a position that I would normally grab the girl’s breast, but I decided to test the water with a kiss before that. I reached down and kissed her hand to start slow, and I missed. I think I kissed her on the knuckle and I forget how she reacted to that.

New DOS
I was at Dreamviews, looking over some stuff when I noticed that someone else had adopted Suceptor. I didn’t know why and wanted to make sure that I was still his adopter so I looked at his profile and my name was still in his signature. Weird.

I think this was part of the same dream, although I remembered it much later. I noticed something for download and the guy wasn’t sure if it was Windows only or not so I clicked on it to test it out on the Mac.

It brought me to a website that I remember seeing before, a friend of mine from a Qbasic forum had built it. He was pushing some new form of DOS that he had invented.

Running From the Curse Lucid
Agents Mulder and Scully were in some sort of a museum and they were running from people who wanted the artifact that they had possession of and Mulder was trying to figure out the meaning of the tiny artifacts. There were two of them, about the side of a small pill bottle.

There was a picture of Lincoln on it, even though it was ancient Egyptian and after looking at Lincoln Scully passed out as the building started to fall apart. After she came to he tolder her to look at it again as he twisted it back and forth.

There was a hole in it. He said that it could have been a portal for the deceased to be able to travel between closed off rooms in his tomb, but it also could have been that it meant that the objects would do different things in different rooms. Int he tomb it was a protectorate, but here it was a curse.

The building started to come apart even more as they heard people behind them so they ran as the building finally caved in and curse came to. They heard horrible screaming as whatever the curse created tortured the people that it had grabbed.

Then there was a time jump, three hours later they were in the same place, running from the fallen room, and the people were still being tortured. It was now me and Jackie Shwartz, I ran out one way, but the school (I was at Shippensburg) was being repaved and the paths were blocked so I turned around and jogged back the way that I came, but made a different turn.

As I passed the door that I had come out of Jackie was just making her way out in a short blue skirt. I ignored her and went through an archway. There were a few people going to class, stepping down the steep stairs at the visitor side of the stadium.

The stairs were step as hell so I hung onto the railing for a while. Last time I was here I was dreaming, I said. I’m dreaming, I’m dreaming, I repeated to make sure that I didn’t loose my lucidity as I descended the stairs. I was a little bit afraid of falling down them, but then grabbed onto the railing and jumped the twenty five or thirty feet down to the ground. I floated gently, but sailed a little bit right and nearly crashed into a building.

I turned around, expecting to see an ocean, beach, and the blue bridge. I got the essence of the bridge, and climbed it a little, but then willingly faded it away, it wasn’t vivid enough for me.

So I turned the corner, telling myself that my body was asleep on the bleachers and that I would wake it up, but it wasn’t there. There were two people there, both kind of overweight. I asked them where my body was. Then I woke up.

I remembered having a lucid dream at my track, but I looked through my dream journal and never actually had one there.

New Yearbooks
I was at a long table inside a dark building and new yearbooks had arrived. We were surprised when we realized that they were the size of a dictionary. They were about four inches thick and we had one left over that we couldn't figure out who it belonged to.

Some of the signatures inside were addressed to Chris, I think it's my friend Cheng, but I can't verify that until I find one of my own signatures where I addressed him as Cheng. I take the yearbook, knowing that I'll see him tomorrow.

Now my brother is having a poker tournament, I was going to play, but first I wanted to unpack and set up my new Mac toys. I have a new keyboard, light, and mouse so I hook them up before starting placing.

The huge yearbook probably came from me noticing on Yahoo that people are getting iPhone bills that are 300+ pages long.

Cricket
I was playing a game of cricket with Hermon. We were in a long hallway since there were only four of us (two on each team.) I was batting and hit the second ball long. I ran fast, but the hallway was long and the wicket keeper got there long before I did.

Now I'm pitching, but think that they are cheating because the wicket is now much closer to me that it should have been so I moved it back. My pitching arm is a little off and the first pitch I miss the wicket by far and nearly miss the pitch itself.

Then I get into the groove and put three of them into the wicket without the batter even swinging at it. Then Hermon and one of the bigger guys get into a fight and start wrestling. He's mad and starts yelling that he was a special olympics middle-weight wrestling champion.

The referee throws him out of the game and I have to forfeit unless I can get a new partner. I ask a bunch of people if they know how to play cricket and Kyle raises his hand so I tell him that he's my new wicket keeper.

I saw Kyle last night, he came to work.

Bar Bet
I was in a bar with a pretty girl, I don’t know who she was. We had lost a bet and would have to have sex for everyone. She bent over and wanted to have anal sex. Then she came down to me and knew that she needed lubricant first so she started to give me head.

I had responded to a question about lubricants for just that on SexualForums.com, I didn’t say to use spit though, I think the blow job came from the song 30,000 Pounds of Bananas which I got last night, one of the lyrics mentions that driver loosing his head.

Halos After Us
I was in some kind of seminar or standardized test or something in an office. I had scored so high that they had given me an honorary bachelor’s degree. Now something (called a Halos, but I forget how it was spelled) was after me and a friend of mine and I had no pants on, just a towel.

We had barricaded the door with a chair and were now in a room with a synthesizer and we didn’t want the thing that was chasing us to be attracted to the sound so we tried to shut it off.

There were a few offices in another part of the building. We snuck in and I found a pair of short green shorts. It wasn’t much, but it was the best thing in there, the only other thing was a pair of baby shorts.

We continued to watch the door when in from the other door came a tour of the campus. They asked us if we were musicians wince we were in with the synthesizer, so we lied and said that we were.

After they left another man walked in and went past us to the barricaded door, he opened it and then started to talk to the creature. I went to go see what was going on. He was sitting in the creature’s lap and talking to it. It looked sort of like a clean version of the big thing from Resident Evil. Then I heard a crack as the thing head-butted the man and cracked his head open.

I then hit the monster with something heavy across the head and it just bounced off it’s thick scull. Then I ran back to were we had gotten the shorts and then came back out in suits.

Some people confused us with two other guys who were supposed to be there talking about the environment. We said that it was us, I’d seen Al Gore’s movie and thought I could bullshit a speech.

We watched a movie, while all sitting around a man-made coy pond, surrounded by rocks, which we were sitting on. As I folded my legs I hit an older lady in the head and apologized.

The pond then turned into a bathtub and I was watching Heather Landencamp getting ready to take a bath. She was on the phone with her mother, who was worried about her, when she hung up she reached into the water to test it and Freddy Kruger grabbed her wrist and pulled her down into the water.

I was watching as if watching a movie, not really worried for her, more interested in her exposed breasts than helping her.

I read some of the comments to my post about learning to walk through walls with Halo.

Anti-Semite Priest
I was in some kind of party with a futuristic theme and I had said something anti-semitic and a priest had overheard me and got angry at it, but I shrugged him off. Then I had to go to the bathroom. I got to the bathroom and there was another man waiting there. He obviously had to go more than me.

“We’re in the future, can’t they find a better way to take a shit,” he said. The door opened and the priest was inside.

“Maybe I’ll take a tour of the bathroom,” he said, punishing me for the comment by stalling. I wasn’t in the mood for that so I grabbed his collar and yanked him out of the bathroom. I elbowed him in the chest and then broke his arm.

I guess I then threw him back in the bathroom, which was tiny and there was no escape from me. “What, was this bathroom made by the jews?” he said.

I pulled out my phone and pretended that I had just recorded his comment. He got flustered and tried to get my phone. I told him that I was going to post it on the unofficial apple webblog (not sure why I picked that site, youtube would have been a better choice.) He asked if a lot of people go there and I said yes and then started to taunt him.

Shower Fragment
I’m in the shower and I have another tub filling up downstairs. I get out of the shower to go check on it. I’m thinking that I’ll use a trash can to move the hot water from one tub to the other. I got there and the water was cold so I drained it and got back in my shower.

Jeremy Fragment
I’m setting up something with magnets and my mother is asking me where my brother is. It’s Friday night so I tell her that he’s at work and that I’m leaving for soccer soon. My mom calls work and says that he never showed up and asks me again where he was.

I hear him up in his room, I’m not sure if he forgot about work or what, but I still say that I don’t know where he is.

It might have been the Cusp’s journal entry about not going to work that induced this one.

Salvation Army Fragment
I was looking for something in the Salvation Army, I forget what it was, when I notice a stack of old vinyl records. I go through them and find some valuable ones. One of them was Bat Out of Hell. I think that there was an AC/DC album in there too.

Dream Fragments
Valerie was playing soccer with us
I was playing cards with someone

Traveling on Foot
I was with a team of people who were traveling a long distance on foot. We had arrived at Skinner's Falls near dusk so we decided to rest there. There was a big tractor trailer sitting there so I took a machete and stabbed at its tires until they were completely flat.

The rig should provide us with some protection over the night, but I know that we need to build a permanent, but movable shelter. The two other guys that I'm with are complaining that the fourth person is female and they don't want to keep traveling with her, I defend her.

Karate Tournament
I'm taking a student to a karate tournament, he is a yellow belt and I'm explaining how things work. The masters will go first, then him, I will be last to fight. I tell him that I will probably be one of his judges, but get frustrated when I realize that my belt doesn't fit me.

Watched Human Weapon last night.

Track and Lope
I was on a bus or something with the members of Shippensburg's track team and we are discussing the previous season's sex-capades. Someone said that I had the best something to do with kissing and drinking. (Maybe drunken make-out session.)

Karen and Shae are there, and we are heading through tunnels or something in a hotel. I go back to the room for a few minutes to find the cleaning lady "Lope" in there fixing things up. I notice that whatever it is that I'm looking for is missing.

My mother then now comes in saying that something that she knitted was missing. I notice that Lope has pink thread and knitting needles as well as a few things knitted in pink.

I examine the stitching and determine that one of the items that she had was knitted by my mother, but the two tiny pot handles were not.

There is a ball of yarn and knitting needles next to the couch, they must have seeped into my subconscious.

Jetsons
I was living in a fantasy world, where images on a television seemed real. I stretched out a television as if it was a window and watched the Jetsons leave in their fly car.

Then they started talking to their dog through a translator computer. George would say something into the computer and on the other side of the room a speaker would bark at the dog. Then the dog would bark back and the computer would translate into english.

Family Guy had a gag about the Jetsons last night.

Dark Lucid
I'm in the dark, in my bed and there is one speck of light in my vision, it seems to be out my window. I know that I'm dreaming. Then I hear a scream and that makes me think that maybe I'm not dreaming, and it's too dark to do my normal reality check so I end up at work with a bunch of little kids in the pool.

I was life-guarding for a jewish group of kids last night.

Judo
Either Kinzinger or Saylor was hainging out with me at work, before a karate tournament and they were wondering how good I am at staying on my feet so I let him give it a go to try and get me down.

He pushes and pulls on me for a while without even getting me off balance before I spin, grab his elbow and hip throw him over my shoulder. Then I think I do it again, just to show him how the throw worked. Then I go sign in for the fight.

I go running, I guess for a warm up, it seems to be through a sandy area because there are a lot of people playing volleyball. As I stop to turn back I become part of the volleyball match, possibly a judge.

My brother is there, and he is a judge. He is arguing with one of the players that his serve was illegal because he was doing it from in front of the serving line. There was a pebble in the sand that signified the line and he was a foot or two in front of it.

Saylor came by after the camp left last night.

I Knew That Girl
I was swimming in some sort of a public pool, but it wasn't round, it was shaped sort of like the pool in the Disney resort that we stayed in. There was a girl there that I knew in my dream. She looked like the girl from the Bourne Identity.

She pulled me into her crotch and I started to give her oral sex.

Then I had a false awakening and thought that I had had a dream about the same girl the previous night. (I don't actually recall that.) I was sure that it was a continuation of a dream so I wrote it down.

I saw The Bourne Identity a few days ago.

I'm Late
I'm sitting in my bed, on my computer I think, when my mother calls to me that it's almost seven thirty. I had told her to tell me when it was six thirty, I was already twenty four minutes late for work.

Party With Sarah
I was at a party, which was kind of fun, but it seemed to be winding down until I saw Sarah walking away. I yelled out her name and she saw me. She came around the balcony that was between us and we hugged and I gave her a friendly kiss on the cheek.

We talked for a while, and I asked her where she was staying. She said a motel room and I told her that I would much rather that she spend the night with me, either in my bed or the spare one.

Running
I'm running again, this time through a city that I've dreamed about before, but long before I started recording my dreams. The track team was there and I waved at them and bumped into Weis. I guess that he ran after me, knowing that I'd give him a good workout.

I ended up near a sand pit and ran back and forth on it several times, talking to Weis about how much it worked the calves and how sore I would be the next day.

Weis changed his Facebook profile and I happened to notice it yesterday.

The Desert Cat
I was in the desert with one other person, but a third, more experienced desert wanderer joins us and teaches us a few things. We are at the bottom of a small mountain and start to climb it, knowing that we are being tracked by a desert cat the entire time.

I stop to tie my shoes tighter so that they work better in the sand and I see the cat coming up on me. It's about the size of a leopard, and looks hungry, but I have the strange feeling that it's there for another reason as well.

I run up the mountain after the guys and the cat follows me. As I reach them it stops and I get behind them like a coward. I take off what appears to be a shin guard and start batting at it with the hard plastic.

Then I remember that I can punch. The cat and the mountain then turn into something else. It's like a glass room with an Elite from Halo in it. I have no weapon and have to fight it with hand to hand combat (should be no contest for me,) I swing fast but he slaughters me and kills me.

I'm also watching the scene unfold from above, I get depressed as I see it kill me.

I really felt like the cat meant something, but I don't know what. I bought an Xbox 360 the other day and can't wait to get back to school and fire up Halo.

My Party
It didn't start out as my party, it was someone else's. There was a long lake or pond or something in front of a set of bleachers. I'm usually the first to jump in but I took off my shirt and waited at the top away from everyone else.

Lindsay shows up to the party and I go up and hug her, picking her up by the butt, but somehow I end up behind her and she tells me to get on her back. I tell her that I don't want to break her, but climb on her anyway. She says that she's been taking classes and that she doesn't think that I can get dominate position over her (I assume she meant ju jitsu class.)

I grapple with her for a while and then ask her if the guy that she is with is her boyfriend. She says yes so I get position and pin her in four more moves.

I went inside to get something and as the host of the party, or the guest of honor (not sure which,) got up to talk I (from a balcony above him,) said "Thank you all for coming to my party," just top make a joke, but then it turned into my party, I guess a birthday party.

There was a swim race and I hopped into the water and won that fairly easily with the crawl.

I then got out and went inside and watched television with my mother, it was something that she didn't like, maybe The Simpsons or horror, but I'm not sure. I say I'm going back out to my friends and she says that they all left because of the thunder.

I go outside and see no one but Alli J and one of her friends playing tag or something with a tennis ball and Lindsay and her boyfriend are making a movie. He's acting and she's holding the camera.

He throws a tennis ball in my direction and it bounces off of the porch that goes around our old house. He tells me that he needs a tree and I point to one in the middle of the yard which would be good.

Happened to notice Lindsay's and Alli's pictures on Facebook yesterday.

Val Got Hurt and Left Me
I guess that we were playing soccer, but then we were just hanging around with a bunch of sticks waiting for something. Josh Shannon says something about taking them out. I offered to take them outside with him, threatening him. (I never liked him.)

He says no, and that he knows that I'd kill him. Now we're playing football (American,) and me and Valerie are just hanging back, content to just flirt behind the action.

As a girl dives near me with the ball I do, however, jump on her, I'm still an athlete. After some dispute about downs we end up with the ball and our player runs the wrong way originally, but right next to the goal line he turns around. Then Meghan Wander gets the ball and a bunch of people are finally able to tackler her on the pavement. Ouch, that's why I stayed away from the ball. I didn't mind playing defense, but don't want to be tackled on the pavement.

Then I notice that Valerie was involved in the play and was whimpering. I go over to her and pick her up and her hand is skinned and she's limping. I take a hold of her hand and tell her to come to my car and I'll fix her up, but some female nurse saw it and came to us, telling us to go with her.

I'm weary of this nurse who probably knows half as much about sports injuries as me, but she takes Val's other hand and walks us towards her van. I ask her if she has Bactine and she says yes so it eases me a little bit.

We get near her van and Val runs off to say hi to someone and the nurse pulls out what looks like singles containers of apple sauce, but it's Bactine. I yell to Val and motion for her to come to us and she does, but then starts to flirt with someone that she new from Keystone.

She sends me a message with cards that were laying around that she's going to stay, but I don't understand it, especially the one message that I can't read (should have been a dream sign,) the letters were fuzzy and mixing together.

I ask her to read it and her friend can't read it either. I say "thank god I'm not the only idiot here," and then he responds harshly. "Maybe she just doesn't want you to know what it says.

She tells me that she's having fun and am going to stay with him, which I get so leave sad. I tell her that I'll see her Labor Day weekend, knowing that I'm going to school before I can see her again and her face changes from happy to sad.

I'm not sure if I'll get to see Valerie again before I go to school

Lot of Volleyball
I was at a video store picking out three movies. I know that one of them was Silent Hill 2 (there is no such thing,) then all of a sudden I felt as if I was falling. The whole store was falling and we all went flying towards the ceiling. I grabbed onto a shelf and held myself back down, waiting for the inevitable crash, but it never came.

Now we are in a car, not watching the movies, listening to my iPod instead, but I keep trying to push the movies.

Now I'm playing volleyball with a ball that I found or rented. It starts as three on three, and everyone sucks. My first serve I hit it into the ground, I guess I need practice. But after a minute or two we all get into our rhythm and play well, especially when two more show up and we go four on four.

Now more people start showing up and the game gets out of hand so a referee calls for al except for eight people to leave. I yell that it's my ball so he tells me that I'm one person that's staying. Kimmie Wallace is there and I haven't seen her in forever so I lean down and kiss her cheek.

Now volleyball is getting old and everyone is playing video games on my old (broken) XBox so I go upstairs and get my new XBox 360. I'm wondering if the old controllers will work with the new console because I only have one controller for it.

Parking Traffic
My grandfather is driving us to his new apartment to pick up his car. The parking area is a nightmare and people are constantly getting in accidents and scratching each other's cars.

We finally think we get past it and looks like there is a clear stretch to his garage, but then everyone leading up to it pulls out at the same time, there is no room to get through.

Both dreams dealt with being crowded, I wonder why.

Skunky
I'm at work, watching the batting cages with Dan and Tom and a skunk wanders over. I don't think anything of it, but Dan's afraid of it so he kicks at it and steps on it lightly.

It turns and raises it's tail, I haul ass to the right and Dan leaves to the left but Tom just stands there. I'm not sure that it's going to spray at first, but then it lets loose on Tom's leg.

After Tom's gone the skunk is still hanging around. "Here Skunky," I call and I'm surprised to find that it comes to me. He's really cute and is unafraid as I pet it. It rolls over and plays with my hands like a cat.

"See Dan, they're just like a cat if your don't kick them," I told him.

Airplane Crash]
I was kissing someone goodbye and then I was on the phone on the second story of an airplane. There was rough weather and I had to go back to me seat and sit down, but I couldn't get the buckle so I just held onto it.

We were very close to the ground and we crash into the Thuman's property. I wrote a lot more down, but can't read what I wrote.

HD Problems
I was setting up my entertainment system and was having problems because some of my equipment is HD and some of it isn't.

I got to school last night and set up my entertainment, some of it is HD, some isn't.

Plastic Explosives
I was in line to get into something cool. I forget what, but the line itself was competitive, some people had strapped plastic explosives to themselves and threatened each other if they didn't get in. My friends got trapped in a dead end and I didn't tell them so I got way ahead of them.

I went back to bed and had a series of dreams that I don't remember very well.

Dream Fragment
My brother was singing "Most of the Time" by Bob Dylan and doing it very well.
Roger and Kara was moving stuff back to my room and I couldn't get back to sleep.

King of the Hill
I was walking around naked and new that I had a big dick and enjoyed hearing the girls whisper about it too each other so I walked in front of them a few times. Someone told Donna that I might hurt her, but she was alright with it. I was about to get a sexual fantasy fulfilled for life, but then Hank Hill stepped in and said that if you got what you wanted all the time, life wouldn't be worth living.

Then he and Bobbie went fishing by driving the car into the water and diving with it, Bobbie was driving. He asked his dad how deep he wanted to go and he swallowed a bubble and found it odd that the air was getting less poisonous.

they were headed at an underwater volcano and abandoned the car. The swam towards shore and Bobbie couldn't make it, but his dad then told him to slow down and let the dead alligators catch him, he then walked across their corpses. Then a pair of lawnmowers floated by and they got on then and drove off back across the water.

BB Gun Fun
We were at some kind of picnic and I had a BB Gun and my friend was telling me to practice so the first thing that I did was I shot the black car next to us. The BB went straight through it, but then the owners showed up with a bear. The bear was going through the car and I hide the food as it played around in a tarp.

I then walked away, looking at tons of BB holes in the car and figured that the owner wouldn't notice the new one. Then I headed back to my car to find my mother yelling at me for forgetting to give her something that was in my trunk where she had gone to get a wrench.

Plane Crash
A plane crashed near my old house and we went to see. It was a very loud explosion and I saw something come off of it before it dove down.

I had dreams last night, I remember that one of them was really fun, but I didn't write them down. :-(

Mama, I Can Hear that Thunder Roll
I was at work and it was my turn to eat lunch, it kind of surprised me that everyone else had eaten already, but I went anyway. I walked passed Jessica who was watching the pool, but it wasn't our pool, it was another one, mare of a tropical pool. I tripped and fell into the water, drenching everything from my chest down, including my sweatshirt.

I heard a loud clap of thunder and hurriedly helped Jessica get everyone else out of the pool. We go inside and I guess I'm talking to Jessica and someone else tells me that he mouth is wired shut, which is why she's not answering me.

I go out onto a deck and see a sign that said something like "we don't smoke or use the whistle, so please clean up after yourself." I thought that the whistle would have been good to get the kids out of the pool

I friended Jessica on Facebook yesterday and Boog and I were hanging out while we were drinking talking about work.

Dodge-ball
I was in my high school gym class playing dodge-ball and my team quickly diminished. Now it was just me and three other guys that didn't like me. I dodged all of the balls that they threw at me fairly easily because of my fast reflexes from martial arts.

I couldn't hit them though either until they trapped me in a corner. I saw one of the guys mention to go low, he had been teasing me just before, pretending to throw the ball at me and I ducked so he thought that I would do it again.

They all threw at once and I jumped clear over all three and then tossed them back, missing them again. Now they threw them one at a time, I caught on as it went by me with one hand and pelted one of the guys before doing the same to a guy who had fallen.

Now one on one was no contest, I got him out on the next turn, he had given up and I just needed to tap him. "No offense, just need to make it official," I told him and someone took down my name for the gym teacher to know who won.

I asked one of the guys if he wrestled because he was stretching and was very flexible. He said yes and that he lifted too, but most guys who just lift have no flexibility at all.

I went back to bed because I was still tired and had this dream.

Futbol
I was at the YMCA getting ready to play soccer and there were a ton of us, I guess twenty four players since I remember my father telling me that we would be playing eight on eight and have three teams. There were probably more people than that in the dream, maybe there were four teams.

Geoff get everyone organized after struggling to do so. Chalpa and his girlfriend and even Dean showed up to play. The girl at the front desk had seen that there were so many of us that she ordered us a ton of pizzas, there were piles of them.

I was playing first and was on defense for a while, some of the older guys didn't know who I was so figured that they could walk over me. I spun around them easily and missed the goal by an inch, twice. Then the ball came my way again and I missed it again.

"Fix the fucking goal," I yelled, noticing that it was off centre. I fixed it myself after the ball went right down the middle of the court and missed the goal. I noticed that Geoff was messaging my father's leg, I asked him what was wrong, he liked like he was in pain.

Then I woke up, but stayed where I was and reentered the dream. I was now off the court and had a beer in my hand and wanted some more pizza. I went over to the boxes and picked up a piece and literally poured the grease out of it. It came out like water, it was disgusting.