Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Kait Back at Work
l forget everything except for that Kaitlyn at come back to work at the Carousel and that it was a normal day there.

Uncle Tom and Grandpa
l was having breakfast with them and they asked my what I wanted to drink. There were multiple types of beer, but my uncle surprised me and asked for a root beer, so I ordered the same. Then I wondered what the difference is between root beer and birch beer.

Murder Lucid


I’m almost certain that I had this dream twice. One time I simply went to sleep and told myself that in the next dream there would be someone there to tell me that I was dreaming. I was trying to set up a MILD from within a normal dream.

l was hiding in a closet with some another person. There must have been some people after us. I think I had a few weapons, but there was sharp fireman’s axe in the closet. The two people outside were head-butting the door to try and get in. I found the rhythm and then times it so that my axe would go through the door just as his head was hitting it.

I then threw open the door and used the pointy side of the axe to finish the murder. I remember it being very bloody and made a sickening sound. Then we fled, my friend ran one way and I ran up the stairs, taking the bloody axe and throwing it under the stairs.

I then we up to the third floor of a football stadium. Volleyball was being played on one side and something else on the other side. Then I saw myself, only it wasn’t me. It was the youngest son from War at Home. He was telling me to come forwards. I was dreaming after-all.

I then realized that it was only a dream, but didn’t get control right away. I argued with myself for a while, in third person, then was finally able to take control. “I killed someone,” I stood up and screamed loudly.

Everyone turned around. “I killed them with this,” I held up my bloody hand. I didn’t have the axe, my hand was empty. I then ran towards the edge and did a front flip down to the second level of the stadium.

That was fun so I kept going down to the ground floor, this time doing a backflip. It was now a lecture hall and there was a professor sitting at a desk. I went to jump spin kick him, but sailed way right. I was having fun so I ran to the wall and did a kick-flip off of it.

“Anyone want to see me walk on the ceiling?” I asked, looking at the really high ceiling. It was brown and there were ceiling fans about forty feet above me. I jumped up and stayed upside down, but didn’t go to the ceiling. I then straightened myself out and noticed a small, circular mirror on a desk near the wall. I know that I had no reflection and I’m not sure if it even reflected anything at all.

“Alright, a portal,” I said, remembering the lucid tasks for the month. Then I ran to it and jumped through it. I just went through it and stayed in the room, but for a moment my vision went weird. The contrast was all screwed up and things were darker than they should have been, I might have been seeing in black and white.

I looked for another portal to go through, but there was none. It took me a while to think of the other task. “Is anyone here from DV?” I yelled as I felt the dream disappearing. From the back a young woman with curly dark hair stood up and said that her name was “Astro.”

I lost the lucidity, but didn’t wake up. I thought then that I was back in the stadium and was now writing down the dream. I carved in onto a stump, but then realized that it would be easier on my Mac.

Then I was in my apartment, only it wasn’t my apartment, Jon Tyler was my roommate and he noticed a movie that was about a month overdue: Tremors 5. He took it and gave me a movie to watch. I forget the title. I put the movie in my Mac and started Handbrake to rip it, not sure if my DVD player would play an HD Movie in HD.

Fighting Lucid
I was in the Armory for a track meet it seemed and I was trying to get to the third floor, the ground floor and get out of there, but I kept getting stuck. The stairs didn’t follow any set pattern and I kept finding myself having to jump gaps and finding railings, very surreal.

Finally I got out of there and was talking to Theo. He said that as soon as we got back home he would call me because he had a great new route. I forget how many miles he said that it was, but it was long. I told him that I was in terrible shape since I broke my leg and wasn’t able to run.

This was now a training run for college track. For some reason I had brought my pillow with me and wanted to run with it. I started to follow Theo, but he took off like a bat out of hell. I then decided who to run with. It was a distance run, I wasn’t in good enough shape to run with the distance guys, so I thought about the girls, but they were already gone.

I followed the sprint team for a while, before ditching them. I saw Shioban run past Becky Scoff and almost knock her over. She apologized, but Becky just called her a bitch. I then found myself wanted to go back to the building that I had started in because this stupid pillow was weighing me down so I started walking back.

I wished I was dreaming, I would just fly there, then it just hit me that this was a dream. I didn’t do a reality check or anything, I just knew. There was a girl walking by, I think it was Misty. I said “hey you,” and grabbed her shirt. I wanted to fight because last time I tried I couldn’t do it and I just wanted to see if I could. This girl was the only one there, so it wasn’t a sexist thing.

I kicked her in the spine and then ridge handed her across the chest. She fought back and tried to get away, unlike my other fighting dreams. I tackled her and decided to do something gross. I leaned in and bit her cheek as hard as I could, trying to take a piece off like in a horror movie. Ii don’t think it came off, but she sure screamed bloody murder.

I tried to bite her again, and maybe a third time, but nothing came off of her. I then wrapped my legs around her and started to grapple her, then I had a false awakening.

I was in my old room and some books and movies that were net to my bed had fallen off of the shelf. Along them were Hellraiser, there were some baseball cards there too.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

The two people outside were head-butting the door to try and get in. I found the rhythm and then times it so that my axe would go through the door just as his head was hitting it.

Nice move! Axes are extra brutal, it's like overkill.

Too Smart for Redneck Lucid
There were two rednecks fishing and one of them said something really smart. This woke me up and I immediately thought to myself that what was said wasn’t something a redneck could say, they just weren’t educated enough.

I stayed still and went back to sleep, causing a DEILD. I became lucid in a school that may have turned into my old neighbour’s house. I just looked around. I didn’t have any control other than myself and it was really short.

Resident Evil Shark Lucid
I’m in Resident Evil. I’m not sure who I am, I’m not the woman. I think I keep switching characters. I see things in third person, then I go into the woman’s body, then I go into the traitor’s body. He gets to an elevator and runs to the train where the huge beast attacks him.

Then I go back into the Hive. I’m now an observer as the woman stops firing shots as water from the other rooms fills the hallway and sharks start circling. I figure out that I’m dreaming and wonder what to do about the sharks. I think I tried to get them to eat me, but they won’t. Then my lucidity vanished.

Then I had a false awakening where I wrote down the redneck lucid.

3 Rednecks and a Truck
While driving along a long highway we wreck some redneck’s pickup truck and they start to chase us, but really far back since we have a car and can go fairly fast. We stop for a soda and gas. My mother goes in to pay for the gas and an orange soda for me as my brother pumps the gas.

Lewis and Oswald from The Drew Carey Show are now in the front seat as the rednecks catch up, not knowing that it’s us right away. They try to act innocent but give us away. Two of the hicks throw them out and the other one gets in the back seat with me and takes my hat, thinking of spitting in it.

I hold onto it and pull it away from him. He says in a deep voice to let go and I say no. “Then I’ll grab your dick and rip it off,” he says, now a biker kind of hick.

“Try it,” I say and to my surprise he grabs for my groin. I intercept his hand and break his thumb. Then with the same hand I chop him across the mouth and knock most of his teeth out. Then I eye gouge him.

Carrying a Dummy
For some reason I was carrying a dummy up some stairs after some friends had left. I meet up with them upstairs. Jacob is being an idiot and dives onto a running treadmill and it slams him into a bar behind it. He stands up and starts to stagger around.

I call him an idiot and Bryan starts making fun of someone who had spent an hour on a machine while doing it wrong and getting no workout.

Meter Stick Fight
I’m at my grandfather house and two guys are downstairs that want to beat me up. I think they are family and just want to dick around. They throw someone else over to me, and he looks pretty hurt so I’m not sure that I want to go for this, but I go over anyway.

The start to try to wail on me, but I block and kick them away while I grab a meter stick to defend myself. Unfortunately they both also grab one. We fence for a while, then I grab one of their sticks and pull it away from him while the other guy grabs me.

I use the meter stick as a pry bar to pull him off of me and throw him. I win the fight easily now that it’s two sticks to one. We then go upstairs and one of the guy wants a rematch. I tell them no because I had already beat them.

After four lucids in two days, tonight I didn’t have one.

Kayaking Fire
Me, my brother, and some other guy were kayaking on Beech Lake. The other guy got away from us for a little while and came back saying that he had accidentally started a fire. We looked over the horizon and could see smoke.

We decided to warn the people who lived there so now we started swimming for some reason. There was an easy, but longer path around a rough spot, but we decided to go over the rough stuff.

Wayne Brady showed up for a little while and he helped us cross the rough patch, then we dove into the clear water. It was about thirty feet deep, and there was sand on the bottom. About thirty feet from us were house boats.

My brother knocked on the first one and a kid who I had beaten up in high school lived there. I thought that the boats would be owned by rich people, but I guess it was a floating trailer park. My brother told him that there was a fire coming and the kid said that he didn’t care because he was on water.

I told him that the water wouldn’t help him because it was coming from the other direction. He thought that the street behind his house would be enough of a gap that the fire couldn’t get to him and then he closed the door. We left him there to die and went to the next house, but the bank was steep and there were tons of loose rocks and logs which made that very difficult.

Vandalle Industries
Jerry Seinfeld is on the phone with NBC, but George is there after telling Jerry to answer as Vandalle Industries so he decides to screw with him. George freaks out and starts saying random things to make it sound like Jerry was in an office environment.

Suddenly the television starts rocking and Kramer lunges at it to try and catch it. Jerry, George, and Kramer all fly into it and it smashes on the floor.

Want to Play Football
Some friends and I are playing basketball, which I hate. We are playing horse and I can’t make a single shot. On a double wild shot from behind the three point line by the end of the court I miss the ball and say that basketball sucks and that we should play football.

I’m pretty sure that I meant american football, but next thing I know I’m laying on the ground with my soccer friends, who want to play soccer with me. Mr Gibbs from middle school is there with a whistle and he says that if we could clear room for a soccer game he would get in on it too.

There was an american football game going on next to the basketball court, I wonder if with a stick I could clear everyone out, but decided that I couldn’t fight that many people, even with a weapon.

I’m Moving
I’m packing everything up. Molly keeps showing up in my dreams being extremely needy and wanting me to pet her every five seconds. Then I’m in my grandfather’s basement, still packing things up. I know that there was much more to this dream, but I just can’t remember it. The last three dreams written down, might have been different parts to one longer dream.

Caveman Baby
I am watching a group of cavemen in the big bush that was behind our old house. It’s kind of like a television show, because I can hear a female announcer, sounds like the woman from Planet Earth. She says that someone in the group is having a baby and that it is planned to arrive around midnight.

They have some sort of fire system that lets them know when midnight is, I guess by how far it burns, but there is another fire that is somewhat away from them. I have to take a piss so I douse the fire with a stream of urine.

Kittens
I’m at somebody’s house, it seems like a combination of my grandfather’s house and my uncle’s house. We are searching for somebody, but they aren’t there, then we notice a message on the DVD player. It says to watch the movie that’s in it.

I don’t remember what the movie was, but it let us know something important, I also don’t remember what that was. I had a bunch of DVDs that I wanted to watch, but other things were going on.

There were cats everywhere, at least seven, all four of our kittens and three of his. Bobbie kept showing up and we try to trap them all so that we can confine them to one area, but they keep getting out.

I go looking for more of the cats and find a red cat sleeping with two others. I pick him up because he is cute and start to pet him. Then set him down and let him go on his way, which is just flopping down and sleeping again.

I go up the stairs into a room where I notice money on the floor. It looks like a ten, but there are other bills in it too, I think it was sixteen dollars. It looks like a kids room so I take the money, but then wonder if there is a nanny-cam.

I reluctantly put the money back and go back downstairs and notice Vanessa sitting on the couch petting Peanut. She says that she doesn’t like dogs and would rather play with a cat, so I think I get her one.

I was really tired last night from working and karate so I didn't have very good dream recall. That and I also tried to MILD, so here is the one that I remember.

Sexy Asian
All I remember is that I was having sex on a couch with a gorgeous asian girl. I think it was Cris Tatiana (porno actress.) I know that we had sustained it for a long time, but I was getting close and I didn't want to orgasm inside of her because I didn't have a condom on. She took me out of her and started to use her mouth. I think I woke up before finishing.

I seem to be getting better and better at having lucid dreams at will. I went to bed not expecting to dream much at all because I was again dead tired. When I woke up at 8 o’clock I found that I was well rested, but decided to go back to sleep and try a MILD. The MILD failed, but it brought me into a DILD.

Ab Cramp
I was running around my dad’s old house and had a terrible cramp over my entire stomach. I think it was a charlie-horse and I tried breathing and stretching it out, some of which helped the pain, but the cramp just wouldn’t go away.

Lots of Chihuahuas
My brother and I were in a room full of chihuahuas and we knew one of them was Peanut. I thought it would be easy to pick him out of the bunch, but they all looked exactly the same and none of them acted like him.

Crumple is a Strange Word
This one I don’t remember very much, but I know it was long and complicated. Chandler from Friends had gotten to a baseball game or something late. Everyone else was already there. We got there and they were giving away fish. It wasn’t cooked or even scaled, they just handed me a six inch fish.

We got to a seat and Chandler had some cardboard rolled up in aluminum foil. He crumpled it up and said that ‘crumple’ is a funny word.

Queen at Carousel
The British queen had come to where I worked and was going on the go-karts. I was a little nervous because I didn’t want people smacking into her car. Something else strange happened and I found myself in Shippensburg with a ballistics gel softball which was part of a set, and thought that I would only need one, but then for some reason someone else needed one too so I ran back, but didn’t make it before whatever was going on was over.

YMCA to Beach Sailing Lucid
I was at the YMCA and we were divvying up teams to play soccer, I told them that I would be last and went downstairs to go to the bathroom. Then we started playing. The teams were pretty even, but then we all started to gas and fall down a lot. We needed a break so we stopped and said we’d pick new teams. I again went to the bathroom.

I walked into the bathroom and my step-mom was in there too. “This is the men’s room,” I said and nothing more as I walked into a stall. Then another woman came in.

“You sure know which room you’re in,” my step-mom said and left.

“Yeah, by the urinals,” I countered, there were urinals to my left. But the other woman made me look around. Everything looked different, I guess that I must have really gone into the woman’s room. The colors were different (teal) and everything was backwards. “I must be dreaming,” I said. I was right in the middle of wiping, but just dropped it and went out the door. The stall didn’t have a door at all and I’m not sure if the bathroom did or not. If it did I must have actually opened it for some reason.

I went left and there was a door there, it wasn’t one of the YMCA doors, it was more like the front door to a house, and light was emanating from the cracks around it, as if there was something really bright on the other side. Too bad I had already done the advanced task for the month, this was certainly a portal.

The Door


I walked through it, this door acted strangely, it had kind of a rubber-type feel to it. I got about half way through it and kind of momentarily got stuck. Then with another step I finally pulled free of it. (I wonder where I would have gone if I had actually opened the door?)

The door lead me to a yard. It was a gorgeous day out, green grass, blue sky and almost no clouds if there were any at all. There was a white van and a man walking from it. He was a middle-aged, blue collar man who looked like a utility guy. He was balding and had dark hair. I thought about fighting him, but I had already done that recently. I remembered something that my adoptee had asked me about a dream guide.

“Hi there,” I said politely, but the man didn’t respond, he just kept on walking. “What’s your name?” I asked him. Again he said nothing. I gave up, I could have forced him to answer, but wanted to look around and didn’t want a dream guide tagging along anyway.

My adoptee had also mentioned flying to me so I decided to brush up on that. I say a maple tree up above me and jumped up to try and grab one of the leaves from about twenty feet up. I got high, but not high enough. I floated just for an instant and then fell back down. I need practice at that.

I looked around, knowing that there would be a cliff somewhere and sure enough to the left there was a drop-off. I ran to it, reminding myself that it was a cliff and jumped off. I closed my eyes for a second until I felt the flying feeling then opened them about twenty feet above the ground. Sure enough, this was a long drop, about three hundred yards. It wasn’t straight down, it was just a steep hill.

I think it was that hill that lead from the cottages to the beach in Cape Cod. There was a beach below me. I followed a path, staying about twenty or thirty feet above it and using my arms to control the direction and speed of my decent.

I made the decent in no time, I was really moving fast, but I was still in control. I approached the beach and felt like swimming. I put my hands out in front of me like superman to really gain some speed. I think I hit the sand first, then the water. Then I woke up.

Murderer and Vampires
The murderer gets away from the cops, but the vampire gets stuck. I think that they are both after Bart Simpson and that the vampire is Mr. Burns. He is stuck for a moment, but then turns into a bat and escapes very easily.

Then we are checking my grandfather’s garage for either of them. I know that the murderer is there, but I either don’t know where or don’t care. I stumble on a broken picture and there is something behind it.

It’s an old postcard from 1920, even though the banner in the picture on it says 1938. It is about a Canadian draft dodger. I ask my step-mom if Canada ever had a draft and she said yes.

Cleaning up
I am cleaning my old basement with Megan from work. She says that it’s bad and I tell her that it’s nothing. I ask her if she had ever been to my old house (the one that we were in.) She said that she came the last day that he had it and had pizza with me and my mom.

Then I took two small pails and a pair of plastic bags and went down the road from the Carousel to my old house and started to pick up trash. The road was filthy and there was stuff everywhere. I ditched the pails and just filled up the bags.

Window Shopping
I was in some store, looking at shirts. I remember there being a ton of Bob Dylan shirts and I think that I picked one out. Included in the shirt selection was a number of things that I didn’t know what they were. They might have been a strange type of skirt. They were made out of a very stretchy lace and had the shape of one quadrant of a circle.

I left the store and wanted to look for shoes. The shoe store didn’t look anything like I remember, but thought that they had been bought out. It was very plain and there were nothing but shoes on the wall, nothing on the floor. I didn’t have socks on so I had to forget it.

I then went to look at phones, I wanted a smart-phone. I’m not sure why, my katana works just fine. They didn’t have any smart phone, so I looked at the regular phones. None of them had touch-screens.

That made me wonder if I could find a Newton at the Salvation army. I drove in that direction, away from the route six plaza, but got turned around and started to head towards Walmart. I decided to look at their selection of phones. I got up there and everything was dark and there were very few cars in the parking lot.

Walmart was closed. I turned around and now the parking lot was full. I don’t know why people would park there if it was closed. But then I was outside my car in the parking lot sitting by a puddle. I had a hat, my letterman jacket, and something else. My jacket and hat had gotten wet because I had accidentally set them down in the puddle and struggled to dry them out.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Kait Back at Work I tackled her and decided to do something gross. I leaned in and bit her cheek as hard as I could, trying to take a piece off like in a horror movie. Ii don’t think it came off, but she sure screamed bloody murder.

I tried to bite her again, and maybe a third time, but nothing came off of her. I then wrapped my legs around her and started to grapple her, then I had a false awakening.

LOL thats funny, you tried to kill her.

Yeah, I do strange things in my dreams

I don't remember any dreams from last night.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Sex with Valerie

Valerie and I were hanging out in my mother's bed of our old house We were making out a little bit and she started feeling me up and I reciprocated. She slowly stripped each other and were about to have sex when I woke up.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Fighting Mes Tarrant

I was in some sort of fighting club. There was a ring and four teams of three. For some reason my team members pussied out and I would have to take all of their fights. I didn't mind, I had scoped out the competition and I didn't think any of them had anything more than a black belt and I would be able to walk all over them. We wore no headgear, but had MMA style gloves on, only softer.

I was the first fight and was shocked to find it that it was against Mes Tarrant. I got in the ring with her and could tell by her stance that she didn't really know what she was doing. She looked kinda cute, I gotta admit. She wore a right white shirt and short black shorts. I put my fist out to bump fists with her out of respect, but she sucker punched me in the jaw.

I stepped back and took a defensive stance, I didn't want to hurt my DV crush She threw a couple of punches and kicks at me, she actually had pretty good form despite her poor stance, she had obviously had some training. I blocked them all fairly easily, but realized that I couldn't win a fight by just blocking her.

I stepped into her and wrapped my arms around her, picking her up and pulling her to the ground. I figured I could put her into a submission hold and beat her without hurting her. To my surprise, she was quite a skilled grappler and managed to get her legs around me. I broke free from her guard and mounted her from the side, but I still couldn't get on her back. I think I tried putting her into a nelson lock, I think I got most of the way there before waking up.

Sorry Mes... I know you were hoping that I felt you up while we were grappling, but I didn't

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium

Bath with Valerie

I was in a bathtub and Valerie was with me. We were screwing around and playing with each other's bodies. At once point we kissed upside down and it felt weird. That's all I remember.