Thread: Damnpamn: volume II

I was openning presents at a yard sale. They were broken but beautifully wrapped. My mom was remodeling the house. The present matched the decorations in the house. I went to find my mom. I found her soaking in the tub. She said that my dad was beating her but I knew he wasn't because I had just seen him.

ant crawling across the hardwood floor in front of a wooden bible case. I would have had to be laying on the floor to see it at this angle.

I was going to fly a plane but before I could leave I had to pack it with too much stuff. I kept waiting on the supervisor to get started but they never showed up, so I packed the plane my way and took off. I reached the destination and everybody got off the plane. Part of the plane was dirty and I wasn't supposed to pack it again until it was cleaned up. I started packing again when the supervisor wasn't looking. When it was inspected the supervisors were happy because I made sure that I covered the dirty places. Then Marilyn got on the plane with a baby and I was trying to figure out how to get her off because I didn't want to fly her. I kept repacking the plane to delay it so she would leave.

I was taking a test and did surprisingly well. The teacher was Bella. Her daughter was the star pupil. I started to retake the test and I was trying to cheat off the first test but I couldn't make sense out of the writing. I knew the answers were right but they didn't look right so I would refigure them and they were still right.

My mom was babysitting kids in Granny Brennan's house. They were disrespecting her. I was trying to run interference for the kids so she wouldn't whip them. I couldn't understand why I couldn't talk but I was still trying to communicate. The kids kept getting worse. My brother came through and I finally got him to listen. He took my nephew out of the house instead of disciplining him for disrespecting our mom. Then a TV crew came and was telling the kids they had won a contest. I wanted to tell them they didn't really win but I still couldn't talk. Then I realized I was naked and I covered myself with a feather boa. After the TV crew left I went to find my clothes but they didn't fit. Nobody seemed to mind that I was naked. I went to the kitchen and a little boy was there playing on a old fashioned vaccuum cleaner. I asked him why he wouldn't behave and he said because my mom didn't deserve their respect. I told him that wasn't fair. Then I looked at him and he had a black eye. I asked him who hurt him but he wouldn't answer. I knew it was my mom but he wouldn't say so. Then a woman came in and thought that I hurt him. She didn't believe me when I told her that I didn't do it. Then she started taking earrings out of my ears saying they were hers and I apologized telling her that I thought they were a gift to me. I looked around and there were boxes of turtle candy everywhere and there was a giant stuffed reindeer on the chest.

I won a trip on a helicopter. The pilot kept trying to get out of giving it to me. Everytime I would convince her to give me the trip she would disappear and when she would come back I would have to start convincing her again.

I was driving through Omar with my Mom. She needed something from my aunt so I pulled off the road. She walked around the curve to my aunt's house. I felt guilty because she shouldn't walk that far and I am younger and stronger but she insisted. Then I decided to go to my aunt's house too. My mom was still looking for her when I got there. My cousins were playing ball in the backyard so mom went to talk to them. A baby started to cry. I checked on it. It was hungry but I didn't know what to feed it so I just held it. It started to grow into a giant baby. (like the size of a giant stuffed teddy bear) My mom came back and said we should wait on my aunt to feed it. I was worried because it was crying and hungry. My cousins came in and said we should wait on my aunt too.

I was an anchorwoman. Management wanted me to deliver news which wasn't true to help their bottom line. I refused. They sent me to the woods to punish me. It didn't matter because I know how to live in the woods. I came back and surprised them and told the public what was happenning. I asked the public to vote if they wanted the truth or not. They did. I kept my job.

My landlady hollering and knocking on my door letting me know that she was in the house because she knew that I would want to know.

I have noticed in my journals that I am always looking for "something". I know what I am looking for when I am in my dreams. Usually it is something stupid that you would not even want to find in real life. I forget what the "something" is when I wake up and start to write it down. I have to work on that.

At least you have a goal. In mine I just wander around aimlessly.

I was reanimating dead people. One of them started to spoil and grow maggots. She started begging me "in the name of all that is holy to let her go." I took a spoon and carefully cut off her head between the vertebrae of her neck. I positioned everything so that when the sun hit her the process would start over, but I also fixed it so the sun wouldn't hit her. She was nothing but a mass of gray goo gravy.

I make it a policy to always have a goal. I just don't always do anything about it.

It has been awhile since I have had a lucid dream.

I was dreaming that I was sleeping and my roommate was cleaning in the other room. I realized that I was dreaming. I decided that I wanted to pretend that I was still sleeping while I went out of my body to see what my roommate was actually doing. I pretended to sleep and just when I started to float around the corner I heard banging and clanging noises and I started to see flashes of light and colorful caveman drawings under my eyelids. I was fine with what I saw but because of the noise I thought someone was trying to break in the house and I woke up. I lay there as long as I could see the colorful caveman drawings to see if I was still asleep. I was not. I knew as soon as all that stuff had happenned that it was too late. That is not my usual style. To sucessfully float you have to merge with the dream - not have such a violent transition. At least that's the way I usually do it.

I had this dream after waking up for a couple of hours. I slept for about 1/2 and hour before I woke up again.

I was making a chart of the different ways that I didn't need to breathe. My goal was to go sailing. I kept starting the chart over because I knew that there couldn't be that many ways to not breathe because I wouldn't be breathing any. I started using the process of elimination to rule out each reason until I realized that if I didn't breathe now that I would never breathe again. I breathed. I woke up. (actually I jumped up)

This is the 2nd. time in a couple of weeks I have had a not breathing dream. I have really not been breathing each time. I have not been wearing my c-pap machine. I better start again before something really drastic happens!

I was partying with INXS. All of a sudden the lights went down and we started to play. We were playing on cardboard boxes and things so it sounded like STOMP. I told Eddie Vetter that I didn't know how to play. He said they couldn't find the drummer so I needed to fake it. They would cover for me. The audience loved it. Nobody noticed that I really didn't know how to play.
We partied some more then I decided that I was ready to go so I grabbed my stuff and went to the door but my truck was gone. At first I started cussing my ex because I thought he stole my truck but then I remembered that I had bummed a ride even though I couldn't remember how.
I went to find my friend Rusty. I couldn't find him so I started picking up pot leaves wherever I saw them. Eddie Vetter started to OD. I told Tommy Lee and he said not to worry he would be alright. I found Rusty at the refrigerator(of course). He said he couldn't smoke with me because he only had 5 joints left. He left. Then I remembered that I didn't want to smoke anyway, I wanted a ride. I went to find Rusty again.
I went to the top of the stairs but I couldn't go any farther. I hollered for Rusty. The blonde haired kid from work came out and told me Rusty was busy. I told him to tell Rusty that I didn't have time for this and to come out and talk to me. Then a hefty woman came out with her friend and told me to tell her what I wanted with Rusty. I told her that I would tell Rusty that I didn't need to tell her. She said "We are getting married and it wouldn't look right for Rusty to talk to me." So I told her that I only wanted a ride home. She offerred to sell me some smoke but I told her that I didn't want any that I just needed a ride.
Then I saw Rusty throught a window and told him to get his ass out here so I could talk to him. He came out. He said he would give me a ride. I went downstairs. Rusty's girlfriend gave me some pot.

One of my favorite customers came to work for us. It was fun.

I was an anchorwoman. I was being asked by management to falsely report the news. I refused. They sent me out in the woods but it was ok because I know how to survive in the woods. I came back. They told me I couldn't do the news anymore. I surprised them and went on air and asked the people to vote on the news. The people wanted the truth. I won and kept my job.

Apparently I have written this dream down twice.

The landlady was hollering and knocking on my door telling me she was in the house and she was letting me know so she wouldn't surprise me.

I actually had this dream years ago but I woke up and wrote down immediately what was said to me. I found the paper the other day when I was going through some stuff. It took me a minute to remember why I had written this stuff down.

I was kidnapped by aliens. I was on the bridge of their ship. The captain was speaking to me in a deep, authoritative voice and he looke like a cross between a man and a ram. He was very tall. Here is what he said:

I am everything and nothing
All that will never be
I rule your world
Free you will always see
You hear my words
It's message you will not heed
Compelled to me
Rejection sets you free
I will give you strength
Weakness drawn, will I feed

Originally Posted by damnpamn

I am everything and nothing
All that will never be
I rule your world
Free you will always see
You hear my words
It's message you will not heed
Compelled to me
Rejection sets you free
I will give you strength
Weakness drawn, will I feed

Did you really remember that part clearly, or where you taking creative liberties?

I remembered it that way because I wrote it down as soon as I woke up. As I said I had the dream several years ago. The reason I wrote it down immediately is because I remembered it so clearly.

I was in a garage with a giant deck of cards. I was looking at each card as it appeared on the wall in front of me. There were pictures on each card but I can't remember who they were. The cards were approximately 18"x24".

I was working on a ferry. The main part of the job was when it was leaving and docking. In between I had fun with the passengers. I was standing on the rail looking at the boat's wake as it cruised along. The captain was looking for me but I just did my thing and didn't worry about it.