Thread: Damnpamn: volume II

I found a red bird. It was small and it was smooth and bright like a cherry. It did not have eyes or a beak. I was trying to find a safe place for it, so I was carrying it around in the palm of my hand covered by the other hand. We tried to put it in a nest but we were afraid the twigs would stick it and hurt it. Then I realized I had lost it. We went to find it. It was in a tree but a storm was coming so we tried to get it but we couldn't.

I was home and I realized I needed some bread. I wanted to go to the store but I didn't know where it was. 2 girls came by and told me there were 3 stores at he crossroads. I walked to the first one even though it was more expensive. I walked in and there were people sitting everywhere. I couldn't find the bread but they were having a good sale on absorbine. So I bought some. I had to climb over the counter to pay for it. As I was leaving I realized that I didn't need any absorbine because I am not training dogs anymore. Then I saw the bread. It was squashed because somebody had been sitting on it. I took the top rack off and the bread underneath was very soft and fresh. I went to buy it and return the absorbine. They gave me my check back and I was happy to see that there was no writing on it since it was my last check. Then I saw it was a counter check and that I had forgotten my ID. I didn't want to deal with the situation so I woke myself up.

I was at a witches house. We were relaxing on patio furniture in the house. We decided to look in the refrigerator. There was a cake in a box. I told them not to look inside the cake but they did anyway. There was a partially decayed head in the cake. We found four more boxes of cake hidden under a table but we didn't look in them.
Then the witch came. We ran out of the house. I was trying to sneak away and I saw a body hidden in a brushpile. I didn't look at it. I kept going. We all met at Foodland. They told me that I had to go back. I didn't want to but I did. The body was still in the backyard and I was peeking in the windows to see if the witch was home. She was so I couldn't go in.

I was a student teacher. I was up for a million dollar teacher of the year award. I lost. When asked how old my students were, I didn't know.

It really sucks that I can't win a million dollars even in my own dreams!

I changed my clothes. I was carrying my pants over my shoulder and they were dragging the ground. I dropped them. When I picked them up roaches came running out everywhere from underneath them.

That was a disgusting dream!

I bruised my shin. I started peeling off the top layer of skin like a sunburn. The skin came off in one big sheet. Instead of just a bruise on my shin my entire foot from above the ankle down was an iridescent purple/black color. I peeled off another layer of skin and there were some normal patches of skin mixed in the purple layer. I peeled off another layer and I was worse. I started to do another layer and I woke up.

I was surprised that I had been asleep but I was glad my leg was ok.

I walked out and there were 2 crispy spiders over my eyes like a mask. I was supposed to eat them. uh uh no way!

I was watching me instead of being me.

I decided to drive to the pool. There were no empty spots in the handicap zone. I kept looking for spots to park. I found empty spots next to the pool building but I kept driving to find a handicap spot even though they were at the wrong end of the parking lot. I drove past a large wedding party in the parking lot. Just when I passed them I saw 2 people bowling with machines. I stopped about 50 yards from them when I saw the balls come out of the machines. One of the balls hit my truck anyway.

I woke up thinking that only in one of my dreams would a bowling ball hit me at that distance instead of going past me. That sucks. I seem to be on a roll with dreams that aren't going quite the way that I want them to.

All my dreams are in black and white unless I mention a specific color. Then the color is very vivid and bright and usually the only color in the dream.

I was looking for my friend in a creek, I kept looking at my toes. The creek was in Ohio. The grass around it was lush and green. I ran into the friends husband. He wanted to know if I knew where she was. I told him I had just seen her at the house. We went to the house. The house was abandoned, but it was very long with the creek still running through it. His friend was there. He asked me to sleep with him. I told him it would cost him 7 thousand dollars. He said OK. I tried to avoid him by going to another room but he followed me. I undressed in front of a large mirror. We had sex. I was waiting for him to pay me. His friend told him I was worth $7,000. He gave it to me. I felt bad because I really didn't want to sleep with him. I thought he would turn me down for $7,000.

At least the money was good.

I was driving on an interstate. I drove off the road and over the hill but it was not a big deal because I just turned around at the foot of the hill and drove back up to the road again. When I got to the road I passed a man in dreadlocks walking in the center of the road. Then I passed him again so I picked him up. We started breaking into houses.
We drove to a house on top of a mountain. The road went round and round the mountain. We were in the house and the people came home. I tried to leave though the garage but the lady of the house was coming in that way. She was a librarian. I ran down the hallway to go out another door and her son was coming in that way, so I ducked out a side door.
My new friend and I were trapped on a concrete patio. I jumped over the side but he wouldn't. The side of the mountain was covered with giant fallen trees and vines. I was climbing over the trees making my way down the mountain.

I saw Lisa and she was worried about Billy. I couldn't understand this since he has murdered her. Then I realized that she did not know that she was dead. I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I told her that I would find him and help him if he needed it but that he was fine.

I was babysitting 2 little boys. One of them walked by with poop on his pajamas, so I sent him to clean up. Then I realized that he was too little to go alone so I went to find him. I went outside and the yard was divided into pools with fences around them. The pools needed cleaning though.
I found a pool that wasn't dirty and I jumped in naked since no one was around. Then alot of people came and jumped in the pool. My niece was walking around the pool and her dad came and she told him that I cussed her out.(she said the exact words, but I can't remember them) I got mad because she didn't tell him why I said what I said, so I told her "get fucked, Becca!"
Then I started looking for a way to get out of the pool without anyone seeing me because I was naked. I found a spot full of algae and swam into it and climbed out of the pool next to the slide. I started going from gate to gate looking for a place to put my swimsuit on. Each pool had someone in it or they could see into the next area through the fence from their pool so that I couldn't use it.
Lisa came and tried to sell me some Avon. When Billy tried to tell her what I had said to Becca, she wouldn't listen to him. I was glad.

Arny wanted to show me his room. We walked into a room from a hallway. I can't remember what I was doing in the hallway but I remember 2 rows of cards and I was looking at the second and third card. One had a picture of 2 turn of the century little boys. Anyway I followed Arny into the room and up some steep stairs. We both had blankets over our shoulders. Since I was cold, I checked the thermometer. It said 66 degrees.
Arny waited at the top of the stairs for me. I had trouble with the last 2 stairs. I made it in just in the nick of time and slammed the door behind me. I was afraid of something behind the door, but at the same time I knew there was nothing to be afraid of. I looked through the keyhole, but I looked away because I didn't want to see what was there. I saw a light under the door and I became afraid that whatever it was would come under the door and I wondered if I should block it, but I did nothing about it.

I woke up. I realized that the noise that I was hearing that was scaring me was my C-pap machine. Sometimes if it is too high then you sound like a demon from hell as the wind comes out of your mouth.

I don't remember the dream.
After reading it in the dream journal, I only saw 2 things worth noting.

When I woke up I laid still and watched a black spot with a luminous red circle moving across the ceiling. It looked like a UFO except that it was in my room, not outside. I laid there until it disappeared. I remember seeing it after reading my dream journal, but I wouldn't have remembered it if I had not written it down.

I repeated the dream twice - apparently because I was shot at the end of the last one and I wanted a different ending. The second time Shane got
shot because I jumped out of the way at the last second.
Also when I was repeating the dream I was walking down the aisle of an auditorium full of zombies feeding them fish bones. I was using the bones to distract them because I didn't want them to know what I was really thinking about to change the dream. I knew if they read my thoughts then it was all over.

I have been trying to do one thing and think another for a long time in my dreams. Maybe I have done it before and just didn't know it because I wasn't recording my dreams like I do now.

My family loaded up to leave for a last minute vacation. (It was my family when I was a teenager) We were driving through our town. Disney(my dog) was chasing the car. We decided to stop at the house for a second so I could fry some bacon. Everybody wanted to eat my brother's prize winning rice pudding. I picked the biggest package of bacon to cook and it all wouldn't fit in the pan. There was so much bacon in the pan that it looked like a big ball of bacon.

I was driving across a lake to visit a house floating in the middle of the lake

I was waiting on an old woman in my checkout line. When it came time to pay she started doing a claritin commercial instead of paying me. I ignore her and try to drink my Pepsi which was frozen. When I looked up she was gone and didn't pay for her stuff. I can't believe I fell for that! I void the sale so I don't have to pay for the stuff myself.

Originally Posted by damnpamn

All my dreams are in black and white unless I mention a specific color. Then the color is very vivid and bright and usually the only color in the dream.

Just noticed that. Really? All in black and white? That's really weird. I've heard of that happening to people in the past who watched black and white television all the time, but it seems odd to happen these days.