February 3, 2010
Lucid Dream 146: Onward to the Falls
around 2:00am
DILD
Category - Exploration/WTF
I was in my elementary school gym waiting for the teacher to start gym class. I was sitting in my spot on the floor when I looked around me. There were many people I didn't recognize and many others that shouldn't have been in my gym class. I looked to my left and saw Mike B there. I was slowly putting everything together and I told Mike, "We have already graduated. WTF are we doing in elementary gym class?" He looked around confused and said, "Yeah, we have graduated!" I then said, "You know what that must mean don't you?" He looked at me and said, "Are we dreaming?" We then both performed a RC and realized it was a dream.
We stood up and I started flying around the gym. Mike immediately started messing with people around him. I saw him spit in Ryano's face and then Ryano attacked him. Mike picked him up over his head and launched him out the window. I laughed and landed beside Mike. I looked at him and said, "Wait, is this really you Mike?" He looked at me and said, "No, I don't think so. We should go find my actual self and make me lucid." He paused for a minute and said, "I'm really in Miss Dunham's class, LET'S GO!" He then took off down the hall. I remained still thinking, "Who the f*** is Miss Dunham? That idiot still thinks he's really in the school?" I then exited the gym trying to find him.
I ran through the school office and saw Deej standing in the back hallway. There was a group of large upperclassmen throwing, what appeared to be, rotting fruit at Deej. They were all laughing and Deej was cowering in the corner. I walked up to Deej and whispered, "We are dreaming right now. Do a reality check." He then pinched his nose and a huge smile spread across his face. I continued down the hall and glanced back. Deej had thrown them through the glass window and was stabbing them with large shards of glass.
I exited the hall and somehow ended up outside. I had forgotten about Mike and suddenly remembered the task of the month. I was trying to teleport myself to the sun, but I wasn't even coming close. I just decided to explore for a bit. The sky grew darker and I was now in a spooky looking forest. It didn't scare me, but reminded me of something out of Lord of the Rings. I heard a few crows in the background and then I heard the shuffling of leaves to my left. I looked left and saw that there was about a 20 foot climb and then the ground flattened out again. From the sound of the leaves there must have been a group of people. I suddenly heard JT's voice and I called out to him. He came over to the ledge and greeted me.
He said he was traveling to the nearby town and he asked if I would join him. I was just about to fly to the ledge when he tossed over a rope and said, "Here climb this." I thought, "why not?", so I grabbed the rope and began scaling the mountain. I said, "Are you holding this JT?" He said, "No." Suddenly I felt the rope slipping and I fell to the ground. I looked up and quickly rolled out of the way. 10 horses with the rope in their mouth and one guy with a handle bar mustache came crashing down. One horse had broken its legs and several others got up and took off running. The guy also appeared dead. I thought, "WTF?" and then flew to the top of the ledge. I peaked over and saw JT standing in the background and small crawl space between us. I wondered how the hell the horses had fit in there. I saw spider webs, so I jumped down and said, "I'll just find another way up." I walked around and saw some wooden steps that lead me to where JT was.
My boss from work was also with him. I told JT that we were dreaming. We then agreed to try the task of the month. My boss told me that she could make a portal and send us all to Niagra falls. She then opened up a portal and my vision went dark. I felt myself waking up and I soon felt myself in my own bed. I laid completely still and prepared to DEILD....
February 3, 2010
Lucid Dream 147: The Wife
DEILD
Category - Task/WTF
....I laid still for a few moments and then felt my body re-entering sleep. I opened my eyes and noticed I was on a boat. JT was cheering and my boss was nowhere to be seen. I sat up and said, "We made it?" JT said, "Yup, we are on the Maid of the Mist. I threw your boss overboard, hope that was ok." I laughed and said, "I don't give a f***!" He laughed and then we walked out to the side of the boat. It was driving around on its own and I could feel the cool mist flying up and hitting me in the face. We were approaching the waterfall and JT said, "So who are you going to marry?" I said, "Hmm...I dunno, lets just go see who else is on the boat." We walked around and saw several other people on the boat. I grabbed one of the females and JT said, "Who is that?" I said, "I dunno...what is your name?" She looked at me and said, "Candy Cane." JT laughed and said, "Are you really gonna marry someone named...Candy Cane? What if she shows up in a dream later complaining about you not spending time with her?" I said, "Yeah, or bitch'n about the dishes..." He then told me my dream wife should be someone I wouldn't mind showing up. It only took me a few seconds then I went looking for Kate Beckinsale.
I eventually found her. She was wearing an awesome blue wedding dress (it had sort of an underwater Atlantis style to it...hard to explain). I then noticed I had on a matching tuxedo and we walked out to the bow of the ship. JT was wearing pope attire and he started reading from the bible. He then told me to kiss my bride and after a long kiss, we were married. In celebration everyone lifted us on their shoulders and tossed us into the water. Once I hit the water I noticed my tuxedo had changed a bit, and had fins along the arms and back. I saw Kate's dress had shifted to create a mermaid-like fin. We swam at high speed around in the water for a while. We kissed once more underwater and she told me that she would see me later. She swam off for the bottom of the lake. I jumped back up on the boat and began to take shots with JT.
I got wasted after only a couple shots and noticed the boat was empty except for me and him now. It slowly turned into a canoe and we were having trouble keeping it from tipping over due to our drunkeness. Suddenly I heard a loud roaring wind at our backs. I turned around and saw tsunami-like waves coming toward us. I dove into the water and began swimming with the wave. I saw ahead that there was a large palace, many fancy buildings, and large towers up ahead. The wave was going to slam me right into it. Just before slamming into the palace, I leapt out of the water and began climbing up the palace walls.
It reminded me of the game Assassin's Creed. I climbed the palace, then began climbing the tower. The water level was rising with me and waves kept slamming hard into the structures. I looked down and noticed there was a whole crowd of people being slammed into the walls. Some were climbing and others were just swimming around and drinking beer/liquor. I wanted to climb to the highest point and then jump off like you do in Assassin's Creed. I got to the top of the tower and then dove off in the same fashion as Altair/Ezio diving into the haystacks. I landed in the water where there was a party going on.
I climbed up out of the water on the side of a cliff and there was a t.v. there. I saw several hot chicks on the t.v. and one of them caught my eye. She was gorgeous. I put my hand into the t.v. and beckoned for her to come toward me. She grabbed my hand and I pulled her through the television. She unzipped my pants and began blowing me. After a bit, I closed my eyes for a moment and when I re-opened them, there was a small dog blowing me instead of the girl. I pulled the dog off of me and thought, "WTF?" I awoke shortly after this.
|
|
Bookmarks