28.02.2010 Outer Space (Non-lucid)
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
I was in outer space, coming in for landing. I was controlling my ship in the 3rd person, but I came in too fast and crashed.
Then we were on an alien planet, on a quest. We were driving through a desert in a black SUV. At least I think it was an SUV; I don't know what cars are called. There was a big three-headed monster. It looked like a combination of a dog and a pillar, and it was red. A couple of the people in my group and I attacked. I couldn't figure out how to use spells, so instead I hit it with little inch-tall action figures that dealt an insignificant amount of damage. Meanwhile, a bunch of my team members had been KO'd, and it was hitting me. The majority of my party was still in the car, which the monster then attacked, causing the car to roll over. They're so useless, I thought. I had finally figured out how to select spells from the menu (like in a video game), but it was too late. I either ran or I "died" as another person from our group (a big, fat guy) attacked the dog, which ran away.
In any case, somehow I ended up back in space and I was talking with people on Earth. They talked about what a great healer I was, and they used a bunch of fancy healing words that I had supposedly taught them. I had no clue what any of the words meant. Then I thought back, and I realized that I did vaguely remember someone else mentioning them on a forum. I guessed that I'd repeated the information in a way that had made me sound like some sort of expert.
Then I was back on a planet, and someone was asking about their avocados. A couple of people and I went outside to look. I stepped outside and it was sunny. There was about 20 feet of dirt ground in front of me, and then a cliff that led down to greener land. In the distance was some water (either a lake or an ocean) and some green mountains off to the side.
I went to look in the crate with the avocados. They were all very bumpy and had white patches. I thought they looked very unappetizing, but the other people were marvelling at how great they looked. One person picked an avocado up and said, "wow, this one has two swollen glands!" He said it like it was a good thing; to me what he was holding looked like a big lump of pus. There were a bunch of bananas on top of the avocados, so I separated them and peeled them. One was rotten, so I threw it out.
In the ground there was a round hole cut out with a circular patch of land hanging a few feet below it. Jimmy from Blades of Glory poked his head out. I jumped down from the patch of land and into an underground cave. I'm not sure exactly how this happened, but at that point I was Jimmy. Chazz and I were under arrest and there were two people guarding us. Chazz drank some alcohol, then ran out the door. They let him go but kept me here. I decided to try the same thing that Chazz had done. It worked, and I started running. One of the guys just laughed, knowing that I wouldn't survive alone for long. I ran up a dirt path that led into the mountains mentioned earlier. The lake was now on my left. The second guard didn't start chasing me until after I'd run right by him.
Long dream. I'm afraid I'm not that good at being concise.
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