Thread: Nomad Chronicles

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

Rapidshare has only a limited number of downloads before they delete your file.

http://www.megaupload.com/ is a lot better than rapidshare. It's what we use in the podcast thread.

Awesome, thanks.

http://rapidshare.com/files/30070607...cuing_DC_s.mp3

EDIT: I am going to redo this DJ entry. it sucks.

listening now!. LOL @ the beatboxing and didj


Edit: "Rob is awesome... Rob is awesome" and also near the end of the mp3 it skips a lot and i can't make out what you are saying

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

listening now!. LOL @ the beatboxing and didj


Edit: "Rob is awesome... Rob is awesome" and also near the end of the mp3 it skips a lot and i can't make out what you are saying

DAMMIT. PIECE OF SHIT. I'll type it. It's going to take me a few hours to do that. That's okay! I am grateful I have these long dreams.

You're in the Jungle
I tossed and turned in bed, twitching into another form. I became a black jaguar with purple at the tips of my fur. I jumped through my wall and into the street where Future's Hope, my silvery spacecraft was waiting. I leapt right through the wall of it, and was inside. I roared, and it went into warp speed. The entire top half became invisible, and d'n'b came on the sound system, and we flew through a wormhole to the moon. It was like being on a hoverboard, because of top half being invisible. I roared again, and DJ Hope mixed my roar into the music.
You're in the jungle, the jungle, the jungle
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
A voice laughed darkly in the song.
"Oh, I don't want to be here,
I have to find out how to get home!" a voice like Judy Garland's pouted.

As we approached the Moon, the entire ship became silver again. It flew the force field of the Biodome, and hovered a couple feet above the ground. Other dreamers came and looked at it. I leapt through the wall of the ship, and was covered with mercury in the air that melted off of me back into the ship before I landed.
I flew through the air in slow motion, as the music boomed out of my ship, and it vibrated. BOOM-BOOM-ch-BOOM ch-BOOM!
I landed on the ground, and the music stopped. A crowd looked at me, and I grinned at them, a black jaguar. I roared, changing colors, as I did it. Rays of color poured out of me. My roar echoed and the music dropped. Some of the dreamers ran away screaming. DJ Hope mixed in my roar and the screams into the song.
I felt drunk with power. HUH HUH HUH HUH I laughed. I changed into a lion-man wearing a cheesy polyester cartoon cape, a plastic red and gold scepter, and a plastic golden crown. A green flaming aura formed around, me and red flame poured out of my eyes.
"Nomad!" a voice scolded. It was Raven. "You're scaring people!"
"Huh? Oh sorry!"

Be nice, kitty!
I changed into a cute winged purple jaguar cub. I laid on my back. "Aw, you're so cute!" said Raven. She kneeled down and rubbed my belly. I giggled. "You're tickling me!" I batted at her hand.
"Hey, be nice kitty!" she said.
I rolled over, and flew in circles around her head.
"Hey, kitty! You! Come back here. Aw, I just want to pet you."
I let her catch me, and she held me like a baby. I'm not a baby!
I crawled up halfway over her shoulder. That felt more dignified.
"Cute, little flying purple jaguar cub. Where did you come from? Where's your mommy?" she asked. I morphed into a full size jaguar, and she fell on her back. "You're my mommy!" I laughed. I stood on her and licked her face.
"Eyew! Nomad!"
I bounded off of her. "Lose lucidity for a second, did ya?" I laughed.
She scowled at me, and pointed her finger at me. Funny magic came out of her hand and she turned me into a frog with a golden crown and gold ball in my mouth. I spit the ball out. "Hey, that's not very nice!" I croaked.
She laughed at me. I heard someone singing. It was Selene. She looked at the golden ball. "Ah, there's my ball," she said. She set a basket of fruit down, and picked up the ball. I shoved my jaguar face in the food and devoured it. Selene pet me, and smiled at Raven. I turned into an adolescent male lion.
"A big cat eating fruit?" Raven laughed.
I turned to her, and grinned, berry juice dripping down my face. "I'm a vegetarian."
"Oh, right!" Raven laughed again. Selene sat on my back, and pet my neck. "What we're we going to do?" asked Raven.
"Warrior Tiger and Silverwolf." I said.
"Oh right. Hmm."
"How about I get Silverwolf? She already came to my Temple, so it shoud be easy."
"And I will get Allison."
"Yeah."
I stood up and changed into Nomad form. I kissed Selene. She smiled at me. I changed back into a lion. Selene got on my back, and grabbed my mane. I reared back and roared. Moonlight poured down on to Selene as she took a deep breath. The breath was so intense, it felt like it was making my soul resonate. Orange and yellow rays shot out from us and spun around. DJ Hope started playing some dirty d'n'b.
"Nomad?" said Raven, and the music stopped. "Where are we going to meet up?"
"Oh, just call me, when you're done," I said.
DJ Hope walked out of the spaceship and on to the stage. She started spinning music, and some of the dreamers were dancing. I ran off with Selene on my back toward the Temple. I formed a silver hoverboard under my feet. Selene jumped off my back, and formed a white hoveboard under her feet. There was a wormhole in front of us. We flew into it.
"So, who do you think you are, Silver Surfer?"
"Maybe," I said, changing into Silver Surfer. "Selene laughed.

Selene and I tumbled out of the wormhole on to the landing pad and rolled into the temple. We stood up, and dusted ourselves off. We walked out on to the landing pad. There was a picture of Earth, with a large Moon in the background, and it was ringed by a two snake orobouros on it. The worshippers looked up at us, and fell silent. Selene walked down the stairs, and down the path. She smiled at them serenely, and they simply stared. "I am going to explore this jungle," she told me telepathically. She walked to the end of the path, and disappeared into the jungle.

My worshippers turned around and looked at me, and chanted, "Juargawn, Juargawn, Juargawn."

The Witch in the Woods
I walked to the mirror. "Hey, what's up, dude?" said Sarnox, leaning on his staff. "Oh, well, I am just going to summon this witch in the woods with the mirror."
"Witches are cool," he said.
"Witches are cool," I agreed.
I walked to the mirror, a silly lion-man. I waved my scepter in front, of it, and it rippled. I saw an image of a cute one-room cottage. There was a stone fireplace, a small dining table with some chairs, a simple rustic bed, and a counter with all sorts of things in jars and bottles on it. A glowing pink woman appeared in the mirror. All her clothes were glowing pink. It was hard to make out exactly what she was wearing, because her clothes, eyes, hair, and skin, was all the same glowing pink.
"Hello, Nomad, er... Jurgawn, lord of Nothing. How do you do?" she said in a cute little voice.
"Um, you can call me anything. It doesn't really matter. The mistress is busy right now. Would you like to chat for a little through these cool magic mirrors, until she's ready? Go ahead, ask me anything."
"Um, what is the nature of the dream realm?"
"It's another dimension. Next!" she said cheerily.
I saw a short little witch with a big fluffy black dress, and silly witch hat walking around in the background. She looked like a young girl in a witch costume, and a little old lady witch at the same time. She turned to the pink glowing woman, and said, "Oh, let him in, and stop being so precocious." The pink woman sulked for a second.
"My name's Pixy, by the way," she smiled as she reached through the mirror. I was startled to see when her hand came through, it looked like a regular woman's arm, with lavender fingernails. I took her hand, and I stepped through. I looked around the cottage. The roof was thatch. I noticed the things on the counter. I was interested to see what everything was. Above the counter were two shelves of dusty books. There was a large dreamcatcher hanging on the wall. There was a pentacle on the floor, taking up the entire floor of the cottage. It was white, and colored lights flowed through it and pulsed. The fire was crackling, and there was a pot of something cooking over the fire.

The witch turned to me. Now she was a statuesque buxom woman, all in black and violet, looking stern and beautiful. I turned into my physical self. She smiled at me, and turned back to something she was doing on another smaller counter on the other side of the room. "Would you like some tea?" she asked.
"Yes, ma'am," I said.
"Eyew, don't call me that, just call me... superwitch... no, no, that's sounds like a cheesy superhero... um, what the hell is my name? oh, silverwolf, or The Witch in The Woods, or Stalker of Demons.... hmmm.... "
As Silverwolf was talking, Pixy came and stood next to me. She looked like a tall pale elf in a short green dress. Her hair was ash blond and long. She placed her hand on the chair I was sitting in. She had long sexy legs. I felt uncomfortable by this sexiness. I looked down at the table and examined the cracks and knots in the old grey wood.
Silverwolf came to the table, and sat down in front of me. She handed me a small cup of tea. I sipped it. It was delicious. It was minty and sweet, with a hint of ginger. I felt a zing go through my body. "Oo! What's this?" I said.
"Mint, all kinds of mint, honey, fresh ginger, lemongrass, and some special... ingredients."
"What's that?" I asked.
"Magic. Secret lucid magic," she grinned, catlike. "I call it Lucidi-Tea. It's to help make people lucid. Are you lucid, Nomad?"
"Oh, yes, very much so, thank you so much! At least, I think I am... Oh, yeah. I usually am nowadays. I just kind of forgot."
"Would you like to hear your fortune?" she asked.

Webs of Fortune
"Um, it scares me a little, but, ok."
"There is nothing to fear," she smiled warmly. She layed drew some tarot cards, and laid them on the table, leaning forward. Pixy moved closer to me. I felt the wamth of her body she was so close. I found myself looking up from the cards at Silverwolf's chest without thinking about it. I was a little overwhelmed by all the sexiness around me.
"Look into my eyes!" Silverwolf growled, and I saw she had faint violet stripes like a Tasmanian tiger, little fangs, and her eyes were swirling black and white mirror portals.
"Sorry!" I said. Silverwolf squinted at me for a second, confused.

I was in outer space.
I saw myself, as a spider at the center of giant silver web. I plucked the threads, and sent energy down to the ends. Other spiders came, and walked over me, then created their own webs. Our webs spun together like gears, then wrapped around the planet.

I was back in the cottage. Silverwolf was placing cards down on the table. "The King, the Fool, Death, the Queen," she was saying. "You are the Fool-King. You have died many times, and been reborn. Every lifetime you die and are reborn more and more times within that one lifetime. You may die again before you die. You and Raven are the King and Queen of the Moon in the Dreamtime. The Queen of the Dark Tower, and the Fool-god in his Temple. You can choose to claim your birthright, or deny it. It doesn't matter. The fact remains, that is what you are. And this other card... hmm..."
I felt Raven calling me in my head. I ignored her for a second because I wanted to hear about the other card. I heard a telephone ring. My cel phone was ringing loudly in my pocket.
"Uh, excuse me a second. Sorry."
I pulled the phone out. I saw Raven on the caller ID.
"Uh, hello?"
"We're ready!" Raven said.
"Um, couldn't you do something more magical?" I said.
"Well, I called you telepathically, but you didn't answer."
"Oh, right. Sorry. Be right there." I hung up the phone.
"Well, let's go meet up with Raven and your girlfriend," I said.
"Um, we don't say that..."
"Oh!" I blushed. "What do you say?"
"Oh, it doesn't matter. This is a dream. Let's go!" Silverwolf stood up, and we walked toward her mirror. She waved her hand in front of it, and the mirror rippled, showing the inside of my temple. Pixy was now pink again. She kissed Silverwolf goodbye on the cheek, and we stepped through."

O Queen of the Nexus
Now, I changed to a lion-man in a cheesy plastic cape, scepter, and crown. Silverwolf was a woman in a tshirt and jeans.
"Welcome, Juargawn, Lord of Nothing!" said Sarnox loudly. Silverwolf turned to him, annoyed at his loudness. "And Guest!" he continued. "You should be honored, O Guest-"
"Hey, cut the crap, fancypants, I know who this guy is."
"Oh, well, you didn't have to be so rude about it. I was just being a High Priest. Jeez..." Sarnox sulked.
"Sorry," said Silverwolf. She put out her hand, and said, "Hey, I'm Silverwolf." Sarnox bowed to her, and kissed her hand. "Yes, O Queen of the Nexus, you walk between worlds."
"I'm just a normal person," she laughed.
"Oh, me to. My name's Samuel."
"Oh!"
Raven appeared in the mirror. "Nomad! Nomad?" Warrior Tiger was with her. I waved. In the background was the Biodome. I saw Selene in the background gathering fruit. She stood up and looked at me. She waved and smiled.
Raven and Warrior Tiger stepped through into the temple. Silverwolf and Warrior Tiger ran to each other and embraced. "Yaay! We did it!" they said.

Raven created a portal. "So, are you going to come with us?"
"Uh, no. I will join you on your adventure later. I am going to try and summon this woman, and play didjeridoo for her."
"What's that?" asked Silverwolf.
I turned my staff into a didjeridoo, sat down, and played it.
"Cool!" said Silverwolf. Raven grabbed Warrior Tiger's hand, and she grabbed Silverwolf's hand, and they went through.

Summoning "M"
I walk to the mirror, and wave my wand in front of it. The mirror ripples, and I see this woman at a desk. She is writing something. Her back is to me. I turn into a purple jaguar cub. She turns and looks at me. She smiles. "Hey, cutie." I roll on my back. She reaches through the mirror and pet me. I squirm around, and she grabs me. I run away, and she grabs my tail, and comes through the mirror.

"Oh, this place again?"
"Do you know you are dreaming?" I said, sprouting purple bird wings.
"Well, of course I am!" she pat my head and looked around.
"I am a real person," I said.
"Oh, so you're not a cute kitty cub?"
I turned into my cheesy lion-king form, and grinned at her.
"Oh!" she recoiled. "Don't do that!"
"Sorry!" I changed into my physical self.
"Oh, hello, you're a person. Nice to meet you."
"Hi. Do you remember you dreams often?"
"No. Dreams are just silly anyways. Little purple jaguar cubs with wings, and fluffy cotton candy clouds... I mean, they are fun, but, who really cares about dreams."
"I do," I said sadly.
"Oh, I'm sorry, dream person, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
"Oh, that's okay. Let's go look at the stars!"
"Okay," she said.
I took her hand, and we walked to the landing pad. Sarnox followed us. She turned to him, then to me. "Who's he?" she whispered.
"Oh, this is... Samuel. He's my best friend, from... another place."
Sarnox changed form into modern clothes. "Hey, how are you?" he asked casually.
"I'm good. I'm dreaming aren't I?"
"Yes," he said.
"I like this dream."
We sat down on the landing pad, and looked up at the stars. The constellations became animated. A centaur shot a bow at an unseen target. Lonewolf ran across the sky. He stomped on Cancer the crab, and ate it. He winked at me, then disappeared.

"This is beautiful," she said softly, and leaned on me.
"Are you going to remember me, when you wake up?" I asked.
"No, probably not, dream friend. But, that's okay. We're here now, and that's all that matters." A chill wind blew, and she snuggled up to me.
"I wish this was real," she said.
"It is," I said softly, and a tear rolled down my cheek.
"I have to go, I am going to wake up soon."
"Write the dream down," I said.
"Oh, it doesn't matter." She kissed my cheek, and winked out of sight. I sighed.

"Thanks, asshole"
Sarnox broke the silence. "Well that was depressing!" he said, chaging into his druid form with pale skin, and blood red hair, goatee, eyebrows, and irises.
"Thanks, asshole."
"Hey, cheer up, chum, you can summon her again."
"What's the point? She's like Alicia. She doesn't care about dreams. I am going to meet her, and she's not going to remember me."
"Maybe you should keep trying?"
"No, ah. I don't know. Sorry I called you an asshole man."
"It's okay, pal," he said, clapping me on the back. "Let's have a cigarette!"
"Sure!"
He stuck an American Spirit cigarette in my mouth, and put his arm around me, as we walked back into the temple. We lit our cigarettes with a lighter he had in his pocket. I changed into my cheesy king lion form.
I sat down in my throne, and slumped down.
"Damn, I need a chair or something, too.... hmm."
He summoned a recliner, and plopped down, pulling the seat back, and the foot rest popped out. There was a small table next to the chair with a dark alcoholic drink in it in a glass with ice.
"Disaronno on the rocks?" he smiled at me, lifting his glass.
"No thanks. Disaronno? What the hell is that? Hey man, fuck that dimension. Fuck this dimension, too!"
I roared and kicked over my throne.
"Whoah, easy their killer. I am not trying to usurp your throne or anything. You want I make this chair disappear?"
"No. I don't give a shit. None of this is real, this dimension, the other dimension, it's all a bunch of illusion and fakeness. Everyone lies, they project a false image of themselves in your mind. Nothing is real."
"You're right," he grinned. "Nothing is real," he said emphatically.
I laughed. "Thanks. I guess I needed that, you clever bastard. Man, what was I supposed to do?"
"Meet up with Raven, and the others."
"Right."

Sorcerer Lion Form
I walk to my mirror, now a lion man in sorcerer form with a violet and black cloak, a black staff, and a small black crown on my head. Purple flame poured from my eye sockets, and I was enwreathed in a green flaming aura.
I waved my staff in front of the mirror, it rippled, and I saw Raven walking in a pretty place with a few other people, looking around in wonder.
Sarnox and I step through the portal. Everything was dark. "Where the hell are we?" I said. "Hmm." said Sarnox.
I summoned a torch. Behind us was a dark arch, a portal, and at the top was the face of the devil with bat wings.
I saw many pits of flame, and people writhing and screaming in pain. I was horrified. My mouth opened in a silent scream.
"Change your perception!" a voice said loudly in my head.

I thought of the beauty of Hollow Earth, and everything changed to translucent plants and colorful creatures floating through the air. The arch behind us turned white, and there was a cherub at the top. I looked at it, and the cherub smiled at me and winked. There was a path in front of us of pale pink cobblestone.

"For fun, of course"
A winged snake the size of a person slithered through the air.
"Selene?" I said.
"Yes, it's me," she said, and wrapped herself around me.
"Why are you here?" I ask.
"For fun, of course."
"Oh, where are the others?"
"Let me take you there."

She uncoiled herself from me, and laid down on the path. Sarnox and I got on her back, and she flew up into the sky. There was a strange feeling of stillness. I felt like Selene was floating, or swimming, but not really flying. I saw all manner of plants and animals that I did not recognize. We landed on a plateau on a mountain.

Picnic in Hollow Earth
Raven was there with Warrior Tiger, Silverwolf, Mosh, and one or two others I did not recognize. They were sitting on a huge red and white checkered cloth having a picnic. There was a beautiful sky blue dragon that wrapped its body in a semicircle around the people. It was talking to them telepathically. Sarnox and I slid off Selene's back, and sat down. No one was talking. They were all eating. Someone gave me a sandwich. It was peanut butter with blackberries and honey. It was amazing. I summoned a large bottle of soymilk, and guzzled it.

MoSh was the only one in regular physical form. He was talking with his Q, a big floating transparent head. No one else seemed to notice Q. Q grinned and winked at me.

I was tired. I laid down on the blanket. Selene crawled next to me, a big warm snake. I fell asleep.

I was floating through the stars, a constellation myself, slowly changing form. I see Lonewolf. He is also a constellation of a wolf.
"Do you know what you are doing, Nagual?" he said.
"No, but I am trying to learn, brother," I said.
"Stop learning. Start doing. Let go of your insecurities, and self doubt. They only hold you back."
He smiled and me, and blew at me. My stars flew around in little spirals, and I woke up.

I woke up back up at the picnic. I was a cougar. I had my head in Selene's lap, and she was stroking my head and neck. She was in normal moon goddess form. Everyone else was gone. She gently moved my cougar head off her lap and stood up. We both stretched.
"Let's go find the others," she said.

"Come, my children"
We walked into the strange Hollow Earth forest. Everyone was picking all kinds of fruit and eating it excitedly. The dragon's head appeared. It spoke telepathically: Come my children.

It head disappeared, and we followed it. We were suddenly in the same picnic area, but all was bare and natural. We sat in a circle and the dragon spoke to us all telepathically simultaneously, individually.
"Yes, it is me, the Great Mother," she said. "I have summoned you here, only to let you know this: I love you, my child."
I felt love beaming out of a small jewel on the dragon's forhead, her third eye. I felt like I was a pure rainbow. I looked at the others, and they were rainbows. We all were. We swirled together, and made a small raincloud. We floated over the dragon, and rained on her.
"Rain, I like rain," she smiled.

Suddenly we were picnicking again. We stretched and yawned as if we had just woken up. I felt the dragon lick my face.
Everyone faded away except for Sarnox and I. We walked to the edge of the mountain, and looked out over Hollow Earth. A black sun was in the sky. I felt like I was inside of a giant sphere. All the plants and animals were very colorful. There were many pastels, and things that were translucent. Beautiful animals floated through the air with long tails, and long things trailing off their wings like feathers.
"This is real," he said, placing a hand on my shoulder.
I turned and smiled at him. I gave him a hug, then we looked back out at the breathtaking view. I felt that familiar wistful feeling that I always feel at the end of dreams. I faded away, and woke up.

"Hey man, fuck that dimension. Fuck this dimension, too!"

aaaahaha heheehe.

My dreams have gotten so long, I just don't have time to write 8 to 14 pages a day. The good thing is, I just downloaded Audacity, which kicks ass.
My DJ is going to be primarily audio, except for the Shared Dreams Journal. I'll type stuff up for that.
Thanks Man of Shred. The shitty thing is the laptop is all effed up, so it makes the recording skip. But, on Audacity you can make multiple tracks, and add special effects, which I have been playing around with.

I am looking forward to finishing and uploading my DJ from last night to megaupload, and posting the link on here.

Raven and I went to the dreamscape of a nightstalker with Basara and Selene, and helped to heal him. It was a slow creepy fight.

Originally Posted by cygnus

"Hey man, fuck that dimension. Fuck this dimension, too!"

aaaahaha heheehe.

I keeps it real. Thanks for reading.

Ah, audacity. The effects are definitely fun to play around with. Unfortunately there's no reverb effect for some reason, but you can kind of do it with the echo effect if you make the delay time somewhere between .05 and .09. This can crash the program sometimes, so make sure to save before. Actually, you might want to save constantly. It also might crash if you have too many tracks, so you'll want to combine tracks when you can. Just speaking from experience.

I think these audio dreams sound like a cool idea!

if you make it sound like you're telling a story and add plenty of didgeridoo that'd be cool

There is a certain beauty about your dreams. When I read them I picture amazing sights and beautiful colors almost as if I am reading a chapter from a book, whereas other DJs often paint a bland picture of casual settings and average events. If a lot of what you are posting is true, I hope I'll be able to dream on the same level as you can on day (even if I can't share a dream).

Originally Posted by Loaf

There is a certain beauty about your dreams. When I read them I picture amazing sights and beautiful colors almost as if I am reading a chapter from a book, whereas other DJs often paint a bland picture of casual settings and average events. If a lot of what you are posting is true, I hope I'll be able to dream on the same level as you can on day (even if I can't share a dream).

Thank you. If it's true? That's funny. Well, of course it's not true. I made it up in my head.

NS Man DJ ENTRY

Finally, I am able to create an audiofile with success. Anyway, I must tell you that there are eff-ups on it, due to this craptop computer. I ruined by trying to use it to see into infinity.

Originally Posted by ebullere

Ah, audacity. The effects are definitely fun to play around with. Unfortunately there's no reverb effect for some reason, but you can kind of do it with the echo effect if you make the delay time somewhere between .05 and .09. This can crash the program sometimes, so make sure to save before. Actually, you might want to save constantly. It also might crash if you have too many tracks, so you'll want to combine tracks when you can. Just speaking from experience.

I think these audio dreams sound like a cool idea!

Thanks for the info!

Originally Posted by cygnus

if you make it sound like you're telling a story and add plenty of didgeridoo that'd be cool

Yeah man. We are on the same wavelength. I told a dream story with my didj to my friend last night.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Thank you. If it's true? That's funny. Well, of course it's not true. I made it up in my head.

If its true, as in the ability to dream such settings.

Originally Posted by Loaf

If its true, as in the ability to dream such settings.

You dream of creating dirtbike tracks. Do you think you are limited to only creating dirtbike tracks?

03NOV2009 DJ ENTRY

Lucid Tasks of the Month OR Pumpkin Madness

I was in some desolate bombed-out cityscape. I was all alone. I said, "Fuck this madness! PUMPKIN MAN!" I turned into a giant pumpkin. I was the only colorful thing there. Everything else was just dirty grays. I tried to move, but I could only wiggle around. I grew two arms. I summoned two kitchen knives, and carved a face on myself. I felt like I was doing surgery on my own face. I was completely mad. I scooped my pumpkin guts out of my mouth. I screamed in horror and agony.
"WHO DID THIS TO ME? WHO DID THIS TO ME?" I screamed at the sky as I grew dozens of tiny robotic spider legs.

Dark, evil, drum'n'bass music boomed through the city. I shot a web out of my spinners in my pumkin ass, and began web slinging through the city. I grabbed my web with two huge man-arms, as I swung, spinning through the air between slings. BOOM BOOM BOOM WOWOWOWOW BOOM BA BOOM BOOM BOOM WAWAWAWWAWAWWAW
"WO DID THIS TO ME?" I screamed, grinning madly at nothing.

I came to woods and a small Dark Ages hamlet at the edge of the city. I sailed through the air landed in the town square. People screamed and ran in terror. I shot them with webs from my hands, and grabbed people. I ate them, and pooped them out, and they were be covered with bright orange soggy pumpkin guts in a daze.

I grew great green tendrils, and ran through the village out into a forest. There I saw Silverwolf. She was a little black witch. She stepped out of her cottage. Pixy looked at me concerned. "Tell me what I must do, Mother?" I said.
Silverwolf spoke as if in a trance, "You must let them cook you, love."

I laughed, and grew in size with each laugh. My tendrils grew longer. I ran to a castle and I banged on the gate with my tendrils. "Let me in, you fools! You must cook me!" Guards looked over the walls.

"The pumpkin monster!" they cried, and shot arrows at me.
"That will do nothing. You must cook me!"
The guards came out and threw a net over me. They put me in a cart with a cage on it, and rolled me into the city. "Kill the demon!" the people chanted. "Kill the monster." They took me out, and tied me to a stake in the city.

The main streets were cobblestone. All the buildings were stone with thatched roofs. I was grinning at the people as they laid fuel for the fire at my spiderbot feet. "KILL THE MONSTER!" they were chanting. I laughed at them, and my hollow laughter rang through the city.

"Cook me will you? I do not taste delicious! I will not be made a pie of! I taste like pure power, bitches!"

They lit flames under me, and I began to cook. My sking began to blister. "Cook me, will you?" I boomed at the townspeople. At that moment, dozens of pumpkins broke haflway or so through the ground. They had big glass eyes that were looking at all the people. Tendrils came out of the ground and grew rapidly toward the people, wrapping around their ankles.

"PUT OUT THE FIRE! PUT OUT THE FIRE!" they screamed.

"It's too late, bitches! Now you have to EAT ME! NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

November 1st, 2009

Raven and Alicia
I sat in my Temple, a lion-man, in the Temple of Nothing with my chin in my hand. Sarnox was practicing scrying with water. A beam of sunlight poured in. I was pondering my dream life. I saw Raven in my mirror. She was in the Biodome, creating a portal. "Nomad? Hey, Nomad? Are you coming?"
"Oh sure!" I said.
I jumped off the throne, and stepped through the mirror. BLOOP.
Raven looked at me funny, then we went through the portal into Alicia's bedroom.
"Nomad? Are you okay? You look kind of not right."
"Me? I feel fine."
"Why don't you just stay right there, and..."
Music came out of Raven. Golden energy flowed of of her into Alicia and I. Little black worms and bugs came out and off of me and writhed on the floor. Mice and crickets came out and ate the parasites.
"What was that?" I asked.
"Well, Q said it has to do with anger and frustration. You need to let things go."
"Even more than I have been?"
"Well, that's what he said, I mean, I don't really know what he's talking about, but I guess you do."
I played my didjeridoo. Golden energy flowed out of it into Alicia and Raven. Raven sighed, and said, "I feel a lot better. Thank you!"
Alicia's dream body was floating a foot or two above her bed. She stretched and yawned. She sat up and looked at Raven. "Oh hi, Raven. Raven?" She smiled and moved to the edge of an imaginary bed. She stepped off, then floated to the ground. She gave Raven a hug. "Hi, thanks for visiting me."
She looked at me. "Oh there's a big cat-man thing in my room!"
I turned into a purple jaguar cub so as not to frighten her. She walked to me and pet my head. "Hey, little guy. Can I pet you? Can we be friends?" She picked me up and carried me like a baby. I squirmed away and climbed on to her head.
"Hey! Hey you! Come back here!" She reached up. Raven laughed, and leaned on a white staff. I jumped off her head on to her bed, then on to the floor, and ran in around her room.
"Hey, kitty. Naughty kitty! Don't be scared."
I hid under a dresser. She got down on her knees and looked at me.
"Aw, did I scare you kitty?"
"You are dreaming," I whispered.
"Of course," she said.
"Oh, so you are lucid!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," she stood up. "Raven, you have a silly cat. It's telling me that I'm dreaming."
"Um, that's because you are."
"Yes, life is but a dream."
"Do you really think a purple jaguar cub would be talking to you unless you were dreaming?"
"Well, no. But, I mean, I know I'm dreaming, but it doesn't really matter."
"Oh! What do you mean it doesn't matter?"
"Well, you know, dreams are just silly things. Where's the little kitty?"
I crawled out from under the furniture. I sprouted wings and flew around Alicia's head.
"Oh there you are!" she said. I alighted on her bed. She pet my head and smiled at Raven.
"Hey, Alicia, do you want to go for a ride?"
"I don't know. I'm kind of too tired to just ride around while you do errands," yawned Alicia. "I mean, I love your company, but-"
"No, I mean, look, just come outside."

"Let's ride these mythical beasts!"
Alicia picked me up and carried me under one arm. Outside there was a pegasus and a golden dragon. "Let's ride these mythical beasts!" Raven said. The pegasus and dragon both moved to Raven and nuzzled her. Alicia set me down. I ran around them, sniffing them, then I turned into a black winged lion.
"Oo! I like him!" Alicia said, pointing at me. I grinned at her and Raven.
"Okay," Raven laughed. She got on her Pegasus, and Alicia got on my back. The five of us flew into the sky. Alicia grabbed my mane. The wind blew in our face. We soared over the treetops in the night sky. I landed on the dragon's back, and stretched my wings out. It felt like surfing. Then, I changed into my physical self. Alicia had her arms around my stomach, and we were both riding the dragon.
"This is so much fun!" she yelled in my ear. "It feels like riding a motorcycle. Hey, how do I know you, anyway?"
"In dreams!" I told her.
"Oh, right, you're one of my dream people."
"No, I'm real."
"Of course you are. Will you change back into a flying lion?"
"Sure!" I changed back into a black winged lion, and she was riding on me again. I took off of the dragon. We turned around. The dragon looked at me and smiled. The pegasus was galloping through the air.
"See, this a dream!" Raven shouted exuberantly to Alicia.
"Yes, Raven dear," she said. We landed in Alicia's yard. She climbed off my back, and patted my head. Raven climbed off of her Pegasus, and pet its face, speaking softly to it. She kissed its nose.
Raven walked to the golden dragon. She stroked his head and neck, and he smiled. "So, you know this impossible unless it was a dream."
"Yes, Raven," said Alicia, "Well, I am going to sleep now. Thanks for that fun little flying adventure." Alicia kissed my forehead, and scratched behind my ears. I rubbed up against her, and she almost fell over. "Whoah, big kitty!" she laughed. "I am going to go to sleep now."
"You already are asleep," said Raven in frustration.
"Then, how could I be so tired?" she laughed and stretched. She walked through the wall and crawled into bed.
"Are you going to remember this dream?" I asked.
"Do you want me to kitty? Well, I'll remember you next dream. I promise." She patted me on the head, and went to sleep.

Sassy Pixy
Raven created a portal. "You coming?" she said.
"Actually, I am going to return to the Temple. But, let's see if we can make this wormhole a "Y" shape, and end up in two different places."
"Okay," said Raven. We went through. I tumbled out of the portal on to my temple floor.
"Welcome Juargawn, Lord of Nothing," said Sarnox. "How'd it go?"
"Well, it was cool. Alicia's a sweetheart. Too bad..."
"Too bad, she's not single?" he teased.
"No, no. That's not what I meant. Too bad we can't make her lucid. It's weird. She said she knew she was dreaming, but she wasn't lucid. It was, ah... never mind."
"I know what you mean," said Sarnox. He patted me on the head.
"Hey, I'm not your pet!" I said.
"But, I like your fur, you big silly winged lion."
"Oh, huh, right. So, what's the next thing I was going to do?"
"Summon King Yoshi."
"Right, right. Let's see if this works."
"Oh, it'll work," he said.
I walked to the mirror, and changed into lion-man sorcerer form. I waved my black staff in front of the mirror. I saw Silverwolf's cottage. Silverwolf looked like a funny short little witch in the background. She was doing housework, sweeping. Then, I saw her measuring some liquids. Pixy appeared in the foreground, a pink glowing woman.
"Hello Nomad Jurgawn," she said cheerily.
"Um... it's Juargawn, like, you know-"
"Oh, sorry sorry sorry, Juargawn Nomad!"
She reached her hands through the mirror, then grabbed my face. She leaned forward through it. Everything on my side of the mirror looked like flesh and blood. She kissed me on the nose. She giggled, and slapped my nose. She leaned back into the mirror, and was a pink glow again.
"Hey, what was that for?" I asked.
"The giggle or the slap?" she said. "So, Silverwolf is busy, but I can come with you, right, Ms. witchy-wolf lady?"
"Do whatever you want. You have free will."
"I know! You don't have to tell me that!" Pixy sassed.
She put her hand forward, offering me to take it. I grabbed her hand, and she daintily stepped through. Silverwolf waved at me, and the mirror went neutral. Pixy was a leggy fair elfish looking woman. She was wearing a short green dress, and was barefoot. Her tonenails were painted green, and her fingernails lavender. She had short straight brown hair, and slightly slanted eyes and perfect skin. Her irises were purple and her ears were vaguely pointed. She had a long small pointed nose, slightly upturned. She was wearing a necklace with a pendant that kept changing shape, a crystal, a pentacle, a gold leaf, a silver leaf, a drop of water, a fish, a bird, a lizard... I turned into my physical self.
She walked around me, scrutinizing me. She stopped and put her head in her chin, and looked me up and down.
"So, this is what you look like in the other dimension?" she asked.
"Yes."
"Well, you'll do," she sighed.
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh, I'm just teasing."
She ran to the throne and sat in it. "I am Juargawn, god of Nothing! Bring me fruit, or even better, a big basket of nothing!" she said in a mocking man voice.
DC's appeared, bringing her baskets of fruit. "Yes, milord!" they said. Half-naked women in veils and sheer skirts appeared, and gave her empty baskets.
"As you requested, milord."
"Huh? What?" Pixy said. She grabbed a large peach, and took a bite. "Begone!" she waved them away. They vaporized.
"That was funny!" said Pixy. "But, don't you get bored?" She sauntered over to me. She trailed a finger on my chest. "Don't you get lonely?"
I took half a step back and I felt my face flush. "Uh..."
Sarnox laughed.
"Sorry, do I make you uncomfortable?" she walked away toward the mirror, swaying her hips.
"Oo! Hey, what's this?" she said. She summoned a small magic wand, and waved her mirror in front of it. The mirror rippled, and a scene of a party in a backyard appeared. She smiled at me at me mischeviously. She grabbed my hand, and pulled me through. I heard Sarnox say, "Hey wait!"
We flew through the wormhole like the children in Peter Pan. I looked like Wendy, and Pixy looked like Peter Pan. Sarnox looked at us, and started laughing his ass off. "What?" I said in a man voice with a cartoon girl's body. He laughed even harder.

King Yoshi's kickass house party
We tumbled through a sliding glass door on to a green lawn in a big backyard. There was a large hot tub full of people and a big trampoline. We stood up, and dusted ourselves off. There were people talking and drinking beer. There was some rock music in the background like Audioslave coming out of speakers mounted on the outside of the house. Someone was cooking on a grill. There were big coolers of alcohol, and a keg of cheap beer.

King Yoshi stood up from a lawn chair, and stumbled over to us drunkenly. He was wearing a plastic costume crown. "Hey, ya'll, welcome to my partdzy. Iz my berfday."
"Oh, is it?" I said.
"No," he said soberly. "It's Halloween! But my character is a drunken king, whose birthday is on Hallloween. I didn't feel like making a costume. Yours is cool, Mr. Lion King Man, and here we have Tinkerbell, and the Invisible Man. Cool!" I felt embarrassed, and I became my physical self. Sarnox was invisible for some reason. He looked like his body was made of water. Pixy changed her clothes, and she was wearing jeans and a girl's T-shirt. She had a cute little cartoon chick on it. Her hair was in pigtails, and she was wearing skater shoes. She had on sparkly purple eyeshadow fading to gold on.

King Yoshi looked at Pixy and I quizically. "Hmm," he said. "I know you, right?" he said to me.
"Yeah."
"But, you I don't know, and you, I don't know." Sarnox became visible. He was a druid for a second, then he was a tall man with fire engine red hair, wearing a spiked bracelet, and a necklace with a pendulum on it.
"This is Pixy, and this is S- uh, Samuel," I said.
Sarnox grinned at Yoshi,"You are dreaming."
"Right! I got it," said Yoshi absentmindedly. "Hey, you guys want to smoke a blizzunt?" he said.

Pakalolo
"Oh, yeah, I can throw down." I pulled out a quarter ounce of Hawaiian bud from my pocket. It had a bunch of purple leaves on it. It was frosty with orange hairs. "May I?" Yoshi grinned, putting out his hand. I handed the bag to him. He took a deep inhale. "Fruity, with a spicy-sweet after scent. Heady. And what do you call this in Hawaii?"
"Pakalolo."
"Paka..lulo?"
"Pa-ka-lo-lo," I said slowly.
"Right! Paka-whatever. Lolo. Fucking cool man. This smells delicious."
"Spoken like a true connesiur," I said.
"You have no idea," he said.

Secret Base
He teleported us to a large underground greenhouse. It looked like it had been a secret military base. Our voices echoed throughout it. There was a soft hum of fans. "I have experimented with many techniques. Right now, I am working on sea of green." He plucked a flower bud off a plant and handed it to me. It smelled like sugary oregano, with a hint of mint.
"Eat it," he said. "It's good for you."
I ate it, and immediately felt high. "Your eyes are already red," he laughed. He gave a piece to Pixy and Sarnox. Pixy popped it in her mouth and chewed it. "Mmm, popsicles!" "What?" I asked.
"That's what it tastes like. A minty orange creamsicle." Pixy's eyes got red.
Sarnox said, "No thank you. I like stuff that goes up my nose."
Yoshi's eyes grew big. Eyew! You like coke?" he said, disgusted.
"No," Sarnox laughed. "It's something on my world, uh, similar to your cannabis. Anyway... shall we rejoin the party?"


Epic Ganja
We teleported to the backyard. Yoshi had a series of bags of cannabis on a folding card table. He was wearing a green visor. I looked at the table. These were the labels: Orangeberry Flat, Superlicious Dick-tacular, Jack Herer's Monstrous Bastard Son, Evil Chicken Ice Cream, Sweet Virginia Poon, and King Yoshi's Most Epic Strain of Greatness Grown with Amazing Secret Techniques and Shit (and it will knock you on your ass.)

"Anyone, want to smoke some blizzunts?" annouced Yoshi. People threw bags of cannabis on the table. "Alright!" he said. "Who wants their salad tossed?" Everyone laughed. He summoned a big mixing bowl, and dumped about a pound of cannabis in the bowl. He shoved his hands in it, and stirred it. "It's my birthday! It's my birthday!" he sang.
His hands became a blur, and he was moving at hyperspeed. He rolled blunt after blunt, and lined them up on the table.

"That's a really long name for a strain," I said. "Well, yes, it is the best strain in the world. It has the highest THC content of any strain. I am shipping it to that guy in Canada for his cancer cure stuff."
"Oh, cool!" I said. Yoshi smiled, and handed me a blunt. "Take a hit, pass it down!" he said loudly. I withdrew a lighter from my pocket. I took a hit, coughed, and passed it to Pixy. I had to sit down.
"Ha ha! How do you like that, Hawaiian man?" he said.
"Good shit." I coughed. Yoshi passed another one the opposite way in a circle. He pointed to the person across from him. Yoshie picked up two blunts, and lit them both. He gave them to the man that cam across the circle. "Pass, pass them around," he coughed.
"If anyone doesn't want to wait," he announced. "I know this is a big circle... I have a lincoln log made of blunts here, so just come to the table and take one, you bunch of filthy potheads!" he laughed. "And someone take some to the people in the house!"

I sat on the chair next to Yoshi, and he handed me another blunt. He lit one up himself. "Let's smoke these ourselves, like fucking cigars, like kings!" he said. I lit mine up, and Pixy came and sat down on my lap, and put out her hand. She took a puff, then shotgunned me. I wasn't ready for it, and smoke came out of my nose as she kissed me. Yoshi laughed. "Holy shit!" he said.
Two hot girls came and sat down next to him. Now he was on a corner couch outside. They carressed his chest, and kissed his face. One of them threw draped her legs over his. "It's good ta be da king!" he said. I laughed. "Are those DC's?" I asked.
"I don't give a shit!" Yoshi laughed.

Girls on Trampolines[/SIZE]
"I'm going to go on the trampoline," said Pixy. Now she was wearing a short green dress, and high heels. One of her heels got stuck in the deck as she stood up, and she stumbled a bit. She fell forward, and I got a glimpse of a cute litte butt and panties. "Oops!" she said, and turned and smiled at me. I smacked her ass. She took off her shoes and threw them at me. I had a beer in my hand. Pixy climbed up on big trampoline.
Yoshi was sitting next to me. One girl massaged his neck, and another took off his shoes and massaged his feet. He put up his beer. "To life!" he said.
"To kickass dreams!" I said.
"Hell, yeah!" We klinked beers and downed them. Pixy was doing all kinds of flips and acrobatic manuevers on trampolines. The girls that were massaging him stood up, and got on the trampoline. "Girls on trampolines!" Yoshi said. "Hell yeah!" I laughed.

Sarnox, who had been standing nearby, leaning on his staff, suddenly turned visible. A couple women ran up to him and touched him. "Cool costume, invisible man. How do you do that?" He blushed for a second, then went from visible back to invisible.

"Dude, who's that hot chick?" Yoshi said. "Um, she's my... uh, dream girlfriend, I guess."
"Friends with benefits?"
"I don't really know, um... I kind of just met her. I mean, she's cool. I feel like I knew her in a past life. I can't really explain..."
"Whoah, hey man, you don't have to give me the dirty details. How did you guys meet?"
"Uh, a friend of a friend. In a dream."
"Wow. Cool. Really? That's the best way to meet women, I've found. Especially, like if you really satisfy a woman, and she tells her friends," he grinned mischievously. "Just kidding!" he said. "Or am I?" he laughed.

Pixy flipped off the trampoline, and spread her arms like a gymnast. Everyone clapped. Pixy ran to me, and jumped in my lap, wrapping her legs around me waist, she kissed me, and I fell backwards in the chair. Everyone laughed again. She looked me in the eyes. Her eyes were violet, with detailed irises. "I know you, you know, Nomad," she whispered.
"I thought so," I said.
"Sh," she said, and licked my mouth. I pulled her to me and kissed her. Everyone cheered. I glanced over at Sarnox, and he had two hot girls hanging off him. He lifted a beer toward me, and smiled.

Back in the Temple
We were back in the temple. The women that were with Sarnox were gone. "Dammit!" he shouted. He ran to the basin of water. "I am going to see if those chicks were real or DC's or what. I have to find this out. Now, it's bugging me." He waved his hand over the water and chanted.
Pixy kissed my nose. "Why did we end up here?" she asked.
"Maybe it was Yoshi's dream, and he woke up, or his dream ended." I said.
"Oh, yeah that makes sense," she said, pulling me off the floor. "Well, what next?" she asked.
"I want to create an open market, a free market."
"A true free market economy?" she asked.
"Yes!"

Nothing is Free
We stepped outside the temple and walked down the stairs. DC's were bowing to us and chanting, "Juargawn! Juargawn! Juargawn!" I was in lion-man form. I waved to the DC's, and bowed my head. I made flowers fall from the sky. They hugged the flowers, and planted them in the ground. "Thank you Juargawn!"
A small girl ran up to me, and I kneeled down and looked at her. Her parents looked mortified. She hugged me around the neck. She gave me a little wooden carving of a jaguar.
"Is this me?" I asked. She nodded. "Did you make this?" She nodded again.
"Wow! You are an amazing child!" I said. She smiled at me, and ran back to her parents.
I walked down to the end of the stone path. There was a dirt road which we followed, and ended in a jungle. There were DC's with bobcats clearing out some jungle.
"Sorry, not done yet, Lord Juargawn."
"Oh, that's okay."
I teleported Pixy and I to an empty city made of adobe buildings. We were on a narrow street in an empty open marketplace. There were a bunch of empty booths. I closed my eyes. The place was full of DC's selling all sorts of wares: food, flowers, plants, cooking utensils, weapons, tools, armor, magic scrolls, and elixers. There were also people selling pets and steeds of all sorts. There was even a man selling lichen and all manner of fungus. "Lichen, lichen! Get your premium lichen here! Lichen candy, lichen beer! Pet lichen! Lichen, lichen, get your lichen right here!"

"Yaay!" Pixy clapped. We began wandering through the market. There were pyramids in the distance, and a sunny blue sky. The sun felt hot. I was back in my physical form. I saw sweat glistening on Pixy's cheek. "This is beautiful, this is sweet. This is for other dreamers, isn't it?" she asked.
"Yes, exactly! A true free market economy!"

I turned into cheesy king-lion form. "Listen everybody!" I announced. "This is the Open Market of Nowhere! This is a free market economy! Everyone who purchases something must pay with Nothing! I Juargawn am the god of Nothing. I reside in the Temple of Nothing in the City of Nowhere. This I proclaim!"

All the people cheered, and confetti fell on us from the sky, and fireworks went off. Pixy kissed me boldly, and the dream faded.

This dream is a few days old...


Raging Lion
I walked out of my temple, and on to the landing pad, in lion-man sorcerer form. Stars sparkled in the night sky. I thought about how my family was having nightmares. I felt angry. I stood up, and lined up a series of wormholes in the sky. Sarnox stepped out, and stood next to me. "What are you doing?" He said.
"You know what I am doing," I said darkly as purple flame poured out of my eyes.
"Let's do it," he said quietly.
I changed into a black lion with raven wings, and black panther spots. Sarnox climbed on to my back, and turned into wraith druid form. His body was purple flame, and eyeballs and teeth floated in his head. He grinned madly, and swung a scythe. He made it small, and swung it on a chain, then changed it back. I roared and flew into the sky. I ran through nightmares, and we shredded and tore through dream demons. I slashed them with my claws, and ripped their throats out enraged. A red streak of rage enery trailed behind me.
I accidentally swallowed dark energy. Sarnox teleported me out of there. I was somewhere else. I had my eyes closed. My head was swimming. I heard voices. I felt ill and dizzy. I vomited dark energy. I heard Raven asking me what was wrong. All I could do was vomit. I collapsed, half asleep.

I woke up, and went back into the dream.

You already did, silly
I was in the temple. I walked to the mirror, and waved my hand in front of it. Pixy appeared, with Silverwolf's cottage in the background. "Hi, sexy Nomad," she said. "Uh, hi... um..."
"Silverwolf is busy. She's researching... making recipes."
"Oh. Well, we are supposed to dream together."
"You already did, silly!" Pixy said.
"Oh, I guess I forgot."
Pixy leaned through the mirror, and grabbed my lion-face. She kissed me on the nose, then went back into her side of the mirror. She waved at me, turned around, and swayed her hips as she walked away from the mirror. She turned to me, smiled mischeviously and waved.
"Well, that's the end of that," Sarnox said. "Why did you forget the dream?"
"Oh, I don't know. It happens a lot. I forget a dream, then I try to have the same dream again in the same night. It usually works, but I guess it's not necessary if I already did it."
"Unless the second dream you are doing the same thing in another dimension, then it might be a good thing."
"Right, that makes sense. But, you are talking about me doing the same thing twice in two different dimensions, not forgetting."
"Well, of course. By the way, do you know that you are dreaming?"
"Of course. Well, I forgot. I don't really pay attention to that any more. I mean, I just am not too aware of Wakeworld when I am here, if you know what I mean. I don't really think about it."
"Yeah, I totally know what you mean. I have a waking life too, in another dimension. A parallel Earth basically."
"Really? Is it that different?"
"Actually, no. The main difference is that more people know about dreaming and also the aliens that created us. Put genes in us and all that shit."
"Right," I said. "Hey let's go look at the stars."
"Alright," he said.
We stepped out on to the landing pad, and looked up at the sky. I saw stars in a bright blue sky.
"Whoah!" Sarnox and I said at the same time.
"What does it mean?" I said.
"Why don't you tell me, Nagual?" he grinned at me.
The dream faded.

I fell asleep with the intent of sharing a dream with MoSh. This was a long nap.

I was in my temple. I stood up from my throne. I was a lion-man. I slowly walked to the landing pad. Sarnox looked at me suspiciously. "Juargawn? Are you okay."
"I am doing what I must doing, brother," I said in a trance. My eyes were swirling black and white portals.
"Ah, I see," he said, and his eyes became like mine. I stepped out on to the landing pad. There was a picture of a jaguar fighting an anaconda on the landing pad. In the center of them, was a small grey statue in an elaborate feathered headdress holding a large glowing jewel. MoSh was there, in Naga form. "Greetings, brother," he said as if in a trance. I looked at this giant winged snake. His eyes were swirling portals. I nodded, and turned into a black jaguar. I sprouted raven wings, then, turned into a black lion with jaguar spots. We flew into the sky, and MoSh was slithering through it.
"Let's land on this invisible mountain," we said in unison.
We found an invisible mountain, and alighted on a flat rock. The sky looked like a pastel watercolor painting. A dragon flew by that looked like it was made of water. "Ah, the invisible dragon," MoSh said.
The dragon turned and looked at us. It's eyes were this brilliant bright blue green, that I can only describe as a dream color.
"You have my blessing, my children," it said. The dragon blew orange and violet fire on us, and we inhaled deeply.
"Yes, Mother," we said.
The dragon smiled and flew away.
We looked out over the jungle, and the pastel sky, watching the clouds float by in silence for a long time. We faded out of sight.

I forgot the date of this fragment.

I was exhausted. I decided the Glen of Healing would be an awesome place to rest. I teleported there, half asleep. I felt warmth flowing into me, and toxins leaving me. Someone lifted my head, and gave me a drink of fruit juice. It was delicious. I was half-asleep.
I awoke to voices. I heard the voices of Raven, MoSh, Selene and Basara. I was too tired to open my eyes. I felt the Frost Giant pick me up, and carry me to his cave. He laid me down in the back, and told me to just rest. He said he would give me soup later when I got hungry.

i want a blizzunt!

Who wants a billzzunt, or a friend with benefits?

Training in The Outer Lands

I was on the Moon with Selene, Pixy, Basara, Raven and MoSh, in the Biodome. MoSh said, "I am Naga!" and turned into a giant snake, 50 feet tall, and sprouted white bird wings.
"Oo! Scary snake man!" Pixy teased.
"To the Outer Lands!" MoSh said. "Get on my back." He laid down on the ground. We all got on his back except Basara. Raven, then, Selene, then me, then Pixy. We flew into space. Basara floated next to us, riding a silver disk, playing guitar.
There were two Q heads floating along with us. Raven was listening to her Q. MoSh didn't seem to hear his. A portal opened in front of us, and we went through.
We fell out of a portal into a forest. We were dark elves with dark purple skin, red, yellow, and green eyes. Pixy was wearing green, Basara was wearing red, I was wearing a dark dark purple, almost black, Raven was wearing jet black, and Selene was wearing a light grey tunic, with brown pants. Pixy had one green eye, and one yellow eye. Selene had eyes grey like the moon, with gold flecks. MoSh had bright green eyes, with blue flecks. Raven had red eyes with gold flecks. Basara had one red eye and one yellow eye. I had bright yellow eyes with green flecks in one, and red flecks in the other. Raven had long straight black hair with a white streak in it. Selene's hair was white with two black streaks, MoSh had curly black hair, I had curly blond hair, Pixy had long straight green hair with a streak of purple, and a streak of red, and Basara had long straight green hair with two streaks of white. Basara was playing a lute.

"Ah, we must to the King!" said MoSh. He was riding one of the wolverine like creatures. "Yes, milord," said Raven. She was riding a black horse, with a red mane and tail. Selene and Pixy were riding large wolves, and I was riding a wolverine creature. Basara was stood on a black horse like Raven's and played a flute. We took off riding east. Little red demons popped up from bushes and shot arrows at us. Basara formed a magical shield around us with his music, and the arrows burned up. They came charging at us with little swords.
MoSh said, "Now ride!" and he turned his beast around and leapt off. He said, "I am Naga!" and he turned into a giant winged snake. His steed ran through the ranks of demons savagely clawing them and tossing them into the air with its tusks. MoSh breathed a purple and orange flame, and the demons caught on fire, and ran around in circles, panicking.
Our steeds were in a full sprint as we raced through the woods. Demons popped up in front of us, and on the sides. Selene shot bolts of moonlight at them, sending them careening into trees. Raven summoned lightning, and I shot fire bolts out of my eyes. Vines grew out of Pixy's palms like snakes, wrapping around enemies, and tossing them into the air. Basara changed his tune, and we each had individual magical hemisphere shields around us. We came out of the woods on to a plain before a large dark castle.
The little red demons peered at us from the woods, their yellow eyes glowing. MoSh flew through the air above us, carrying his steed in his coils. He turned to the demons and screeched at them like an eagle. Everything wavered and vibrated. The demons held their ears and ran away. MoSh set his steed on the ground, and turned back into Dark Elf form.
There was a huge grey stone wall, and a castle in the distance that looked like it was made of obsidian.
"Ah, the Castle of the Dark Elves," I said. "We have finally arrived."
"But first you must pass the test!" a familiar voice boomed from a high tower.
Two lines of light elves with long blond hair, pale skin, and shining armor wielding lances rode in front of us on grey horses, from the north and the south. I thought they may attack us, but instead they formed two lines on our left and our right. We slowly rode through their ranks toward the gate, which was slowly opening. They nodded their heads as we passed them. There were both male and female elves, and they were all beautiful.
A giant head appeared in the sky, transparent. He had dark purple skin, and short blood red hair, eyebrows, and a goattee. "Just kidding, no test!" he said. "You already passed it."
"Sarnox?" I said. He laughed and disappeared. We rode through the gate. A lovely garden with all manner of trees, flowers, and fruits I have never seen were growing there. Twelve young elves stepped out from the trees, and said we could dismount. They said they would tend to our steeds. We walked through the garden up a flight of stairs to the castle door. Two light elf guards at the front door greeted us. "The Dark Elf King awaits, you, Wanderers," they said.
We walked into the castle. The ceiling was about 15 stories high. Young light elf children brought basins of water to us with rose petals to splash on our faces. They took our hands and led us to a dining hall. "Eat, drink," said the the children, as they pulled out chairs for us. They brought us golden goblets of wine. It was sweet and thick. "The King will be with us shortly," said a tall adult Light Elf. Light elves came out of the halls and served us food, then sat down with us. The Dark Elf King strode into the hall. He was wearing a long black robe with lines of twinkling stars on it. He had dark purple skin, yellow eyes with flecks of red in one, and green in the other. He had short straight blood red hair. His hands were pale, and his nails were green and a dark purple. He grinned, and had bright yellow teeth, and two small fangs.
He stood on a small platform. There was a stained glass window above him, depicting a knight spearing a green serpent like dragon. There was a red lizard like dragon in the background, watching approvingly.
He gestured exageratedly. "Greetings my friends, Welcome adventurers from afar. Your dimension sucks. This one is a lot cooler. We have a lot of things to discuss, but first we dine on roasted beast!"
He walked to the head of the table. Two light elf children pulled his chair out. "Thanks, kiddos," he said softly. He lifted up his goblet. "To the Elves!" he shouted. "To the Elves!" we shouted back, and drained our glasses. We sat down, and all began talking at once as we ate.
Sarnox walked around the table talking to people, and greeting them. He came to me, and patted me on the shoulder. "Hey Nomad!" he giggled softly.
"Sarnox? That is you, isn't it?"
"Sh!" he said. "Am I doing good? I wasn't going to miss out on all the fun!" he giggled again. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Well done, warrior!" loudly.

After dinner, a Light Elf came to each of us wearing a white robe. They led us to bedrooms and said the King would see us after we refreshed ourselves. My room had a large bed with a canopy, a mirror with a golden frame, a Persian rug, and a bathtub that was already full of steaming water, under a large high window. I took off my clothes, and as I rubbed my tired feet, I noticed I was my physical self. I looked in the mirror, and I was a Dark Elf. "Hmm..." I said. I got in the bath, and let the dirt flow off my body. It was magically swirling around me.

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I awoke to a rapping at the door. "Milord, the King will see you now."
"Thank you, good sir," I said to the voice. I stood up, and noticed my elf clothes were now clean. I got dressed and looked in the mirror. I was still a Dark Elf. The six of met in the hall, and were led by a tall male elf down a hall and a winding staircase into the Throne Room.
Sarnox slouched on the throne, his crown crooked on his head. "And what have you brought me, friends?"
"This," Raven said, and gave him a golden goblet, encrusted with jewels.
He stood up, and held it high in the air.
"The Holy Grail!" he shouted triumphantly. "With this, I shall achieve immortality!"
Then he sat down and nonchalantly tossed it to the side. "Hey!" Raven said, and caught it with telekinesis before it touched the floor.
"What?" Sarnox yawned.
"What kind of bullshit is this, you flakey jerk?"
"Well, you already won, see?" Raven glared at him.
"Fine," he rolled his eyes. "I'll play along."
Sarnox telekinetically brought the goblet back into his hand.
"Bring me wine!" he demanded.
An elf ran up with a pitcher of wine, and poured it into the Grail, and walked away.
"Now to turn wine into blood," he said softly. He waved his hand over the wine. "Ah, the blood of the christ, the Man King. Now, I will have his power. Immortality will be mine, and we Elves will usurp the humans, and reclaim our birthright to the entire FUCKING PLANET!" He laughed madly, and drank. Blood poured down the side of his face, then he tossed the Grail to the floor, and wiped his mouth.
"Is that good enough for you? Is that what you wanted?" he roared. He screeched like a banshee and turned into a man sized vampire bat, then flew up and crashed through a window. He screamed, "The Earth is mine, and all who dwell in it! Our Masters will be destroyed in the palm of my hand!"

"Uh... was that supposed to happen?" said Raven. "Holy Joseph mother of christ, goddammit fucking shit that was fucking nuts," said MoSh. The rest of us bugged our eyes out.

We were suddenly back on the Moon. MoSh and I were our physical selves, and Raven was wearing her white robe. Basara looked like he was going to be sick. The Q's appeared. "Oh, you'll be fine," Q2 teased Basara. "What the fuck? Was that supposed to happen?" I asked. "Well," said Q1, "Sarnox has free will, just like the rest of you, so he altered the game slightly. But, you acheived the objective by bringing him the chalice. Good job!" he said cheerily.
"Oh." I didn't know what else to say.
"Oh, don't act all freaked out," Q1 said to me. "You've seen a lot freakier stuff than that. How about the times when Chronos turned you inside out?" he laughed.
I was still in shock when the dream faded.