K-TANK!
(I woke up with k-TANK k-TANK -k-TANK in my head... Then, I remembered this dream.)
Deep Dream State
K-Tank! I strike stainless steel in my forge in the City of Nowhere on the Moon. I slam my hammer into the steel, which is... my forearm bones! Ah, I must be forging my bones into a weapon.
Then, I remember how this happened...
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I am half-naked in the snow in Canada. I am crouching in underbrush. A deer walks by. I leap out, and pounce on its back. I bite into its jugular savagely. It collapses to the ground. I shred into it with claw-like fingernails. I reach into the wound, and rip its artery out of its neck. I break its neck, so it dies quickly.
I quickly start a fire, and butcher the deer with a stone knife. It's fucking cold. I keep getting hypothermia for a second, then it goes away. Dammit, I need to eat so much food to keep the internal fire going. Fucking healing factor. Sometimes being a demigod sucks.
I fashion arrow shafts with the deer bones. I make a spiked club with a femur and a pointed rock. I fashion arrowheads, and use a bird's feathers for the fletches.
I make a small cache of stone age weapons.
I make some clothes for myself with the deer's skin. I dry the skin over the fire. It doesn't tan properly, but I don't care.
I make a sled out of the surrounding trees. I make a net with some vines and catch a huge wolf, and strap him to the sled. He is pissed. I roar at him, and he runs in fright.
I steer the sled to my destination. I catch more wolves along the way. I tame them. I become their pack leader, and we hunt together. After a few weeks, we reach my destination. A secret base of the Russo-AmeroCanadian-Mexican government in the depths of the frozen North American tundra.
I tell my wolf pack to wait.
There is a guard patrolling the outer perimeter. I sneak behind him, and plunge a dagger into his lower, back, then, choke him. I take his tools and gun.
I cut a hole in the fence and step through. I find a tool shed, and take all the tools I need. I dig a tunnel under the base, and crawl through a sewer line, then, up into a room with secret technology: teleporters. I return to my wolves, and place teleporters on their foreheads. They are now covered with bone and leather armor I crafted for them. I go back to the base, and I kick in the front door. "C'mon, you bastards! Come and get me!"
An alarm sounds, and red lights blaze. I run through the base, shooting people up. I let them catch me, and I laugh maniacally.
"Alright, so are you going to do it, you bastards? Have I passed your pathetic test?"
They restrain me, in a hallway and I pretend they overpower me.
The boss of the base enters. "So, Wolverine, you think you are crafty? You think you are sly. Now, I do not know if you deserve the gift, I so wish to bestow upon you my son... You are too dangerous to become Weapon X, too short-fused."
I break free of the guards, and grab the commander by his throat, and slam him into the wall. "Give me the adamantium, or I will crush your throat, and eat your evil heart."
"Now, let's not get hasty." He signals with his finger, at that instant, I hit the button on the teleporter, and my wolf pack appears, leaping out of portals, attacking the guards.
"I am a demigod! You will give me what I desire!"
Blue magic flows out of my head and eyes to the wolves. The wolves become werewolves. They tie up the guards, and the commander.
We go to a chamber, where there is a strange tank with a thick liquid in it. I am stripped of all my clothes, and sprayed down with a hose. They place a mask on my face for breathing, and lower me in. The werewolves watch the guards so there is no funny business.
The tank is filled with tiny silver sparkles. A fluid comes down the mask, and I am told to drink it. It goes into my bones. The silver specks fly into my flesh and stick to my bones, like iron fillings to a magnet. Every speck slices into me. I feel like my whole body is on fire from my bones to my skin. I scream, then, black out from the pain.
I dream of my birth... Born of two werewolves, in medieval France... they killed my parents, and tried to burn me at the stake. They thought I died... They buried my burnt body in the ground. I healed, and dug my way out. Century after century of suffering and pain, I dream of. I awake in a rage. I rip the mask off. Adamantium claws shoot out from my arms, and I slice the tank apart. The viscous fluid spills out.
The commander grins, then looks frightened. "You! It's you who killed me in your past life! Guess what? I haven't actually died yet, you bastard of the universe!"
I slam the commander into the wall, then rip his heart out. I take a bite of it, and howl. All the people at the base run away, and get on snowmobiles and jeeps, fleeing.
My wolf pack and I hunt them down, and kill them all. I find all the explosives in the base, and pack them at the center, then walk away, with a detonator. BOOM!
"Fuck, you, Commander."
K'TanK!
I am back in the Forge. Raven appears. She looks concerned.
"Uh, Nomad? What are you doing?"
"Don't worry, I'm fine. I am forging my body into a weapon. WEAPON X!"
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