DV Quotes

**fourth_esper** · 07-03-2005 08:55 PM

Haz [2:42pm]: System Msg: Your mum was raped and killed in Lobby on Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:12 am
Haz [2:43pm]: [size=1.5]System Msg: Your mum was raped and killed in Lobby on Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:12 am
fourth_esper [2:43pm]: lmao
Haz [2:43pm]: lol
Haz [2:43pm]: Even the thinkers are fooled
System Msg: System Msg has joined Lobby on Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:44 pm
Haz [2:44pm]: WTF
System Msg [2:44pm]: lol
fourth_esper [2:44pm]: rotflmao
fourth_esper [2:44pm]:

Haz [2:44pm]: lol
Haz [2:44pm]: We start making fake system msgs and asdpof
Haz [2:44pm]: AHAHAHAHA
Haz [2:44pm]:

Haz [2:44pm]:

Haz [2:45pm]: This is my funniest moment today
fourth_esper [2:45pm]: ditto

**Haz** · 07-04-2005 08:14 PM

Heh twas funny

**skwerlfish** · 07-04-2005 08:31 PM

Josh_Mac [3:17pm]: in My SATs i got 99% correct
Josh_Mac [3:17pm]: BITE ME!!!!
Haz [3:17pm]: ok!
Haz bites Josh. REALLY HARD!
Josh_Mac [3:17pm]: fuck you haz
Haz fucks Haz.
Josh_Mac [3:18pm]: lol
skwerlfish [3:18pm]: ewww
Josh_Mac [3:18pm]: it's called masturbation you will learn to love it
Haz [3:19pm]: I did last night
Josh_Mac [3:19pm]: okay, we dont need the details haz

(edited for the sake of all of us)

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 07-04-2005 08:56 PM

Originally posted by skwerlfish
Josh_Mac [3:17pm]: in My SATs i got 99% correct
Josh_Mac [3:17pm]: BITE ME!!!!
Haz [3:17pm]: ok!
Haz bites Josh. REALLY HARD!
Josh_Mac [3:17pm]: fuck you haz
Haz fucks Haz.
Josh_Mac [3:18pm]: lol
skwerlfish [3:18pm]: ewww
Josh_Mac [3:18pm]: it's called masturbation you will learn to love it
Haz [3:19pm]: I did last night
Josh_Mac [3:19pm]: okay, we dont need the details haz

(edited for the sake of all of us)

Yep, that sounds like Hazzie all right...heh, you could have just put the details in "size=1" type, ya know. It's what the rest of us do for stuff like that.

**Kaniaz** · 07-04-2005 09:32 PM

Anybody else feel these quotes are just random things that are vaugely funny and not actually quoteworthy? =D

**Josh_Mac** · 07-04-2005 10:24 PM

was not my idea to put them in quotes I agree kaniaz

, remove them if ya like

**Fetish** · 07-05-2005 03:53 AM

GOTHS ROCK

Fetish [9:28pm]: mary mary quite contraite how does your garden grow

Fetish [9:28pm]: you know i am related to mary queen of scots

Fetish [9:28pm]: it owns

Dreamscaper [9:29pm]: Why does that "own"?

Fetish [9:29pm]: because im royalty bitch now bow down to me

fourth_esper refuses to bow

Dreamscaper [9:30pm]: Just because you're related doesn't make you royalty.

Dreamscaper refuses to bow to a mere noble.

Fetish [9:31pm]: dream scape i have a family right to cut your head off you know

Dreamscaper [9:31pm]: No, no you don't.

Dreamscaper [9:31pm]: You seem to forget that I'm an American.

Fetish gets a gulillotine

Dreamscaper [9:32pm]: I could care less if you were mary queen of scots herself

Dreamscaper gets a flamethrower.

Dreamscaper also gets a glock.

Fetish kidnapps dreamscaper and takes him to scotland

Dreamscaper [9:32pm]: I like this matchup.

Fetish kills him!!!

Fetish [9:33pm]: to slow bitch

Dreamscaper shoots Fetish in the skull before arrival in scotland.

Dreamscaper [9:33pm]: Dude, it takes, like 8 hours to get to scotland.

Fetish doges matrix style and kicks dream in the jaw

Dreamscaper sets the guillotine on fire.

Dreamscaper [9:34pm]: Oh, by the way, you need a new guillotine.

Dreamscaper flees to Israel.

Fetish gets a machine gun

Fetish bombs israel
Dreamscaper gets a pair of gattlings.

Fetish [9:35pm]: gattlings?

Dreamscaper [9:35pm]: You bomb israel with machine guns?

carrot top [9:35pm]: for a second there I forgot how retarded people could be

Dreamscaper [9:35pm]: gattling guns

Fetish gets a RPG

Fetish begins to bomb isreal

Dreamscaper gets more RPGs, and has his people fire them all at Fetish, simultaneously.

Fetish cast lvl 78 sheild

Fetish deflects missiles
Dreamscaper makes a new plane, as per a 99th level god.

Dreamscaper leaves, to live in his new home.

Dreamscaper puts up a shield of love around his new plane.

Fetish tosses ansgty goths at dreams plane as they dissapate the shield

Dreamscaper wonders why Fetish is throwing the weakest possible weapons at the shield.

Fetish [9:39pm]: phffft dream you moron ...goths solve everything

Fetish [9:40pm]: they recycle love and turn it into EMO

Dreamscaper makes new goths, and throws them at Fetish.

Dreamscaper [9:40pm]: Oh, wait, I know what to use on you...

Dreamscaper makes perverts, and throws them at Fetish.

Fetish defects them with a sheild of cabbage patch dolls

Fetish takes the perverts and puts them in his closet

Dreamscaper makes perverts with crotches of oblivion, which destroy anything that said crotches touch, and throws them at Fetish.

Dreamscaper forgets to clothe the perverts.

Dreamscaper [9:41pm]: Well, it's time to end this.

Dreamscaper imports his love into his new plane.

Dreamscaper destroys all of existence.

Dreamscaper [9:42pm]: Yay new plane!

Fetish is sheilded by goths becasue they dont exist

Fetish [9:42pm]: haha i told you the goths solve every thing

Dreamscaper [9:43pm]: You can't be shielded from the end of existence.

Dreamscaper [9:43pm]: It's not like it's a bomb or something.

Dreamscaper [9:43pm]: Besides, there are holes in the goths.

Fetish [9:44pm]: where they cut them selves?

**Merck** · 07-05-2005 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz@ prior to playing with those little boys' genitals
Anybody else feel these quotes are just random things that are vaugely funny and not actually quoteworthy? =D

Yea I agree, there needs to be some sort of quality control here. Some of these quotes are just crap.

**Demerzel** · 07-05-2005 02:03 PM

Do a search with these params:

User: Kaniaz
Forum: Senseless Banter

*then* you'll find *decent* quotes

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 07-05-2005 02:20 PM

I agree! *changes topic title* OK people, all quotes not by or involving Kaniaz have to go!

**Demerzel** · 07-05-2005 02:21 PM

ahahaha

**nerve** · 07-05-2005 05:51 PM

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**Demerzel** · 07-05-2005 06:22 PM

Originally posted by icedawg
I call it, WELCOME TO CANADA, ASSHOLE. (For those of you who don't know, werburn insisted on relentlessly mocking the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.) Furthermore, this forum is Canadian owned and operated! *

and a logo just for werburn which appeared above the forum for him: *

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-05-2005 06:24 PM

wtf happened in here?

**Merck** · 07-05-2005 07:14 PM

I think someone made a mistake and renamed this thread, perhaps as a joke or something. I'm sure they will change it back to the original name now won't they?

**Kaniaz** · 07-05-2005 07:36 PM

nah i'm just getting my ass kissed...

**docKnubis** · 07-05-2005 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
nah i'm just getting my ass kissed...

here is his ass

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 07-05-2005 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Merck
I think someone made a mistake and renamed this thread, perhaps as a joke or something. *I'm sure they will change it back to the original name now won't they?

Well, after Kaniaz complained about some of these quotes being just stupid, and then Techboy saying that only quotes by or involving Kaniaz were worthy of preserving, I changed the title, and even the first post to reflect that.

...if the man will give the go ahead, I'll change the title back -- but not until!

**Alex D** · 07-05-2005 09:37 PM

Now will you change it?

**Gargen** · 07-06-2005 05:07 AM

carrot top [12:04am]: i will find my dg again someday
carrot top [12:04am]: and tell him he let me down
Gargen [12:05am]: carrot were they little green pills
carrot top [12:05am]: and i need a new chinese woman
carrot top [12:05am]: one that is wise
Kyros [12:05am]: what is a dg?
carrot top [12:05am]: and can guide me through my dreams

this guy is meesed

**nightowl** · 07-06-2005 05:10 AM

i didnt even know this topic existed and its been going on for like 18 pages.....

**latency** · 07-06-2005 11:21 PM

My friend once said to me:

"You're not a fan. You can tell someone is a fan with they own 5 of the CDs, 3 or 4 LPs, and a special-edition-digipack-only-avalible-in-luxemberg copy of the bands worst album."