Thread: DV Quotes

I know some people might think this is a bit silly...
Couldn't stop laughing at it in chat though.

It's something Jdeadevil posted in a research thread I made.

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Sounds like the Astral Realm.

Originally Posted by ClouD

. . .

Hiroshima bomb of threads.

Code:

[Seismosaur] 6:28 pm: I'm afrad that that is just incorrect, Amazeo
    [AmazeO XD] 6:28 pm: Whose that girl in your sig, Anony-mouse?
    [AmazeO XD] 6:29 pm: And, I object, Seis.
    [Seismosaur] 6:29 pm: Misa Campo
    [AmazeO XD] 6:29 pm: Misa Campo?
    [Seismosaur] 6:29 pm: i.e Hawt
    [Seismosaur] 6:29 pm: Yes
    [Seismosaur] 6:29 pm: Google her
    [Naiya] 6:29 pm: lol
    [AmazeO XD] 6:29 pm: AW SHIT
    [AmazeO XD] 6:29 pm: Fuck yeah.  *drools*
    [Seismosaur] 6:30 pm: Yes
    [Jdeadevil] 6:30 pm: Jesus
    [Seismosaur] 6:30 pm: Yes indeed
      [Anony-mouse] 6:30 pm: Brb I'll refresh this page
    [AmazeO XD] 6:30 pm: Boner much?

and

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[AmazeO XD] 6:32 pm: lololololololo anonymouse misa campo makes me want to bone a 19 year old.
    [Naiya] 6:32 pm: wb again
    [AmazeO XD] 6:32 pm: LUCID BE DAMNED, THIS GIRL NEEDS TO DO PORN.
      [Anony-mouse] 6:32 pm: Thank you Naiya.     
    [Jdeadevil] 6:32 pm: Amaze calm down
    [HyperNova] 6:32 pm: ... This is classic
    [Jdeadevil] 6:32 pm: lol
    [Jdeadevil] 6:33 pm: I said Wb too1
    [Jdeadevil] 6:33 pm:     
    [HyperNova] 6:33 pm: I am actually rofling
    [AmazeO XD] 6:33 pm: Calm down?  CALM DOWN?  The last word that i think of is "down"
      [Anony-mouse] 6:33 pm: Oh thank you JD.     
    [AmazeO XD] 6:33 pm: More like.. " UP UP UP UP"
    [AmazeO XD] 6:33 pm: BROING BROING
    [Jdeadevil] 6:33 pm:     
    [Seismosaur] 6:33 pm: She does do porn, Amazeo     
Naiya facepalms
    [AmazeO XD] 6:33 pm: WHER WEHER EHR HEWRHWEHRHWER
    [Seismosaur] 6:33 pm: On the internet fool
AmazeO XD collapses
    [AmazeO XD] 6:33 pm: *SPASM*
    [Naiya] 6:34 pm: Google, torrent, ect.
      [Anony-mouse] 6:34 pm: =/
    [AmazeO XD] 6:34 pm: That's like saying "Where can I find beans?"
    [HyperNova] 6:34 pm: wow Seis
    [HyperNova] 6:34 pm: how?
    [AmazeO XD] 6:34 pm: and you answering "MEXICO"
    [AmazeO XD] 6:34 pm: LOL
    [HyperNova] 6:34 pm: That is the question... how does one know
      [Anony-mouse] 6:34 pm: I thought this was lucid dreaming chat?
    [Naiya] 6:34 pm: lmao
    [Jdeadevil] 6:34 pm: Porn's horrible *Gets ready to put of oncoming flame*

and

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[AmazeO XD] 6:35 pm: I wish Lumi was here too.
    [AmazeO XD] 6:35 pm: then I could tell her about this girls boobs
HyperNova wipes tear from eye
    [AmazeO XD] 6:35 pm: lol
    [Daniel Danciu] 6:35 pm: She was in here a while ago
    [HyperNova] 6:35 pm: if only you knew... hehe
    [Jdeadevil] 6:36 pm: XD
    [Naiya] 6:36 pm: You guys scared her away     
    [AmazeO XD] 6:36 pm: BRB, SERCHING 4 TITS
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[AmazeO XD] 6:36 pm: LOL<
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[Daniel Danciu] 6:36 pm: I know man look what you did!
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[HyperNova] 6:36 pm: kk
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[Daniel Danciu] 6:36 pm: She was chatting to me and all in a pm.
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[HyperNova] 6:36 pm: enjoy your CP Amaze
[Lucid dreaming chat]: Jdeadevil has left at 6:36 pm
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[AmazeO XD] 6:36 pm: CP BE DAMNED!
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[Daniel Danciu] 6:36 pm: Way to go guise, ruining mah chances wif this girl
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[Daniel Danciu] 6:36 pm: I hate you
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[Naiya] 6:36 pm: How do you have to search for tits in the internets?! Google tits, man. It's that easy
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[AmazeO XD] 6:36 pm: omg i no girlz on the interntz
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[AmazeO XD] 6:36 pm: NOT JUST ANY TITS
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[AmazeO XD] 6:36 pm: THESE TITS
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[AmazeO XD] 6:36 pm: LOL
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[HyperNova] 6:36 pm: My tits?
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;[AmazeO XD] 6:37 pm: Besides those

This quote deserves a post of its own:

Spoiler for Click!:

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[Mark75] 8:52 pm: Sorry

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

This quote deserves a post of its own:

Spoiler for Click!:

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[Mark75] 8:52 pm: Sorry

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

This provided me with some small amusement, naturally:

[RandomWhiteKid] 6:33 pm: are you really going to report me?
[Amethyst Star] 6:33 pm: What a waste, Kushna...
[GestaltAlteration] 6:33 pm: Hello RASTASTEEEEEEZ
[Xox] 6:33 pm: Hi rasta
[Seismosaur] 6:33 pm: So, from my perspective, defining yourself as a "little kid" is equivalent to being under 12
years of age
[HyperNova] 6:33 pm: I'm too tired to make fun of you Seis :\
Amethyst Star giggles...
[Xox] 6:33 pm: Ame doesn't report!
[GestaltAlteration] 6:33 pm: Why report? An administrator is among us.
[Xox] 6:33 pm: Ame simply does :}
[Kushna Mufeed] 6:33 pm: No need to report you, dipshit.
[RandomWhiteKid] 6:33 pm: i see a good friendship coming out of this
[Seismosaur] 6:33 pm: REPORT?
Amethyst Star is glad she doesn't need to comment on that.
[Kushna Mufeed] 6:33 pm: Amethyst Star is an admin.
[Seismosaur] 6:34 pm: Amethyst Star is an admin
[FreeOne] 6:34 pm: yeah ame is our kick ass admin
[RandomWhiteKid] 6:34 pm: lol
[Amethyst Star] 6:34 pm: I am an admin.
[Kushna Mufeed] 6:34 pm: Stop repeating me.
[HyperNova] 6:34 pm: Amethyst Star is an admin

Owned.

[AmazeO XD] 3:08 am: You spin me right round baby right round....
[ClouD] 3:08 am: It is quite complex.
[ClouD] 3:08 am: OMFG
[ClouD] 3:09 am: you JUST SAID THE FIRST FOUR WORDS OF THE SENTENCE IM LISTENING TO
[AmazeO XD] 3:09 am: You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby.
Naiya is reminded of that one scene from office space
[ClouD] 3:09 am: DIFFERENT SonG THOUGH
[ClouD] 3:09 am: OMG
[Naiya] 3:09 am: lol...Amaze is psychic
[ClouD] 3:09 am: you said the words, as they were sung.
[AmazeO XD] 3:09 am: You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby.
[ClouD] 3:09 am: @.@
[AmazeO XD] 3:09 am: WELL THAT'S BECAUSE IM FUCKING JESUS. THANKS, U WANT SUM WINE, PERHAPZ SUM FISH N BREAD?
[ClouD] 3:09 am: You can stop trying now, I've lost interest.
[ClouD] 3:10 am: IS DAT SUM RELIGION!?
[AmazeO XD] 3:10 am: YESUm

Priceless:

Originally Posted by Elis D.

Next time you get a good parking space, buy a gay guy a beer.

Think about it.

lmao ame

Wow amazeo, just wow.

DVs Chat

[AspirationRealized] 12:18 am: she is quoted for saying that Tim has black stripes tattooed across his gentials
[Man of Steel] 12:18 am: Man..... I'm horny enough already. Please.


that is all.

[Daniel Danciu] 3:31 am: ...and how it affects the psyche of the average human
[KungFewJew Works You] 3:31 am: did that bitch show us her tits yet


I love the contrast

hahahaa

Originally Posted by Elis D.

[Daniel Danciu] 3:31 am: ...and how it affects the psyche of the average human
[KungFewJew Works You] 3:31 am: did that bitch show us her tits yet


I love the contrast

WIN.

this is after tagg asked for advice with lucid dreaming, and wanted bloody-mist to go to a seperate chat room to give him this said advice:

Code:

  [Tagg] 4:14 pm: Pick a room bloody, and I'll try to follow you.
[LD Chat]: Tagg has left at 4:14 pm
[The White Rabbit] 4:14 pm: Ha. He went off chat
[lagunagirl] 4:14 pm: lol 
[Goldney] 4:15 pm: N00b
[The White Rabbit] 4:15 pm: ****
[Daniel Danciu] 4:15 pm: You people are evil
[lagunagirl] 4:15 pm: we were all noobs once
[Daniel Danciu] 4:15 pm: I leave for a few minutes and 
you people just freaking bombshell the guy.
[Daniel Danciu] 4:16 pm: =/
[Daniel Danciu] 4:16 pm: This is why I love chat.
[Daniel Danciu] 4:16 pm: You people are like a dysfunctional family.
[Daniel Danciu] 4:16 pm: I LOVE IT
[Goldney] 4:16 pm: And it's why I love you DD
[The White Rabbit] 4:16 pm: Lol.
    [Daniel Danciu] 4:16 pm: Can't get enough NOMNOMNOM

Originally Posted by Minervas Phoenix

There is something better than logic and I'm using it.

It's collages of pictures found on Google image search, isn't it?

I'll have to admit Minervas' sentence was firstly silly, but then it cracked me up

Originally Posted by Mark75

It's collages of pictures found on Google image search, isn't it?

Okay, that needed to be quoted too.

Whistwhile, at chat:

[Grand Theft Auto] 8:59 pm: NOOOOO
[Grand Theft Auto] 8:59 pm: i killed my hotpocket

Originally Posted by Mark75

Can you not see that having no opinion of- and not believing that it does exist are not necessarily at odds with each other?

Originally Posted by ChaybaChayba

Yes I can see that. That's why they seperate Atheism and Agnosticism.

Classic.

Harr harr. He/She is a walking contradiction.

Originally Posted by ChaybaChayba

I believe in all religions.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Including atheism?

Contradictio in terminis. Or do you go to atheist church each sunday?

And I'm a he, obviously, check the sign.

Originally Posted by ChaybaChayba

Contradictio in terminis. Or do you go to atheist church each sunday?

And I'm a he, obviously, check the sign.

thats evidently sarcasm, and if you can't see that, well.