The stupidest/strangest movie you've ever seen?

**sloth** · 06-30-2011 03:56 AM

That one movie with Tom Cruise in it.
The one where he plays the role of the same douche that he plays in every one of his other movies, and gets way too much credit for doing so.

**spookyfox** · 06-30-2011 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by sloth

That one movie with Tom Cruise in it.
The one where he plays the role of the same douche that he plays in every one of his other movies, and gets way too much credit for doing so.

I hear they're making a remake.

**mindwanderer** · 07-01-2011 01:00 AM

Wet Hot American Summer. Especially towards the middle/end.

**Raphael** · 07-01-2011 05:52 AM

Worst movie ever: Teeth

It's a horror movie about a girl who has teeth in her vagina. There's also a scene that involves incest for some reason.

**Siиdяed** · 07-01-2011 08:23 AM

Watch the Spaghetti Westerns that Sergio Leone didn't direct.

The cheap ones. The forgotten, badly budgetted ones. 60s and 70s time.

Especially the ones where it's clear nobody there has ever seen America or a cowboy. Or a plot-line.

Eventually you will go insane.

**Caliban** · 07-01-2011 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Especially the ones where it's clear nobody there has ever seen America or a cowboy. Or a plot-line.

Not to mention the insane shootouts. Watch the "Sartana" series, starting with the classic "IF YOU MEET SARTANA PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH".

I believe it's on the 'tube: YouTube - ‪IF YOU MEET SARTANA PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH (1968)‬&rlm;

EDIT: Almost forgot about the "Trinity" series. I suppose it's funny. Intentionally so.

There's a famous scene at 40minutes that's worth watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOz9R...eature=related

**Unelias** · 07-01-2011 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Raphael

Worst movie ever: Teeth

It's a horror movie about a girl who has teeth in her vagina. There's also a scene that involves incest for some reason.

That is actually a quite creepy movie. The next time I had sex after watching that felt... well.. erm...

**TsyalMakto** · 07-04-2011 09:07 AM

The Thing.

*shudders*

Though ya gotta admit, old school movie gore has a certain quality to it that CGI just doesn't have...

**Paigesaddiction** · 07-04-2011 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

The Human Centipede

Seriously...What The Fuck.

The bandages totally ruined the movie for me, had they taken away the bandages, it would of been a whole different experience. There should be a sequel coming out this year, The Human Centipede II (The Full Sequence.) Instead of using 3 people they use 12, I'll look forward to watching it. Three Extremes was also a weird but good film, anyone seen that?

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." ♥

**khh** · 07-05-2011 09:27 AM

Bad Taste is probably the worst movie I've seen. It goes in the so bad it's bad category.

Originally Posted by ElsiaStar

Zombieland = dumbest movie ever.

What?! I loved that movie.

**Unelias** · 07-05-2011 10:32 AM

Oh damn now I remembered!

M-A-C-H-I-N-E G-I-R-L

That movie blows your mind. Not in a good way. The same way 10 kg of dynamite would.

**Xaqaria** · 07-05-2011 10:46 AM

Step Brothers was just the all around worst movie I've ever seen.

As far as weirdest; Primer. It was a movie I really wanted to like because it was about things that I find interesting (time travel). It was just super confusing which was sort of intended, but on top of that all of the actors were horrible mumblers so even if it was possible to understand the plot, you still couldn't because half the time it was impossible to understand what they were even saying (even with the volume turned up loud enough to be too loud).

Originally Posted by ElsiaStar

Zombieland = dumbest movie ever.

You have horrible taste in movies and should never speak on the topic of cinema ever again.

**Dowzen** · 07-06-2011 05:46 AM

Schizopolis by Steven Soderbergh is pretty weird but intelligently done and worth watching.

Twelve Monkeys is a weird classic.

**knarF** · 07-07-2011 02:12 PM

I'm going to have to go with Anti Christ for strangest for sure. All the way through the film i couldn't help but think "what the fucking fuck?". It's like, an hour of almost nothing happening, then an insane 40 minutes at the end.

If you like arty films or you think horror films have become stale, watch it.

**Indeed** · 07-08-2011 04:15 AM

Revenge of the Aztec Mummy.

I almost threw up at this. Seriously.

Boring monster, long scenes of it just WALKING, and tons of unnecessary characters make this movie real bad.

**Kitties** · 07-11-2011 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by Spenner

Yes, I loved that movie

Takashi Mike is truly great, I love his work regardless of how fucked up it is, hehe.

Omg this is old but LOL I just realized that's the dude who's directing the new Phoenix Wright movie.. I'm so excited to see how that turns out lol

**greenhavoc** · 07-11-2011 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by sloth

That one movie with Tom Cruise in it.
The one where he plays the role of the same douche that he plays in every one of his other movies, and gets way too much credit for doing so.

I think he's a good actor, and I like his movies.

re:strange movies
House (1977)
Naked lunch

I'm going to have to go with Anti Christ for strangest for sure. All the way through the film i couldn't help but think "what the fucking fuck?". It's like, an hour of almost nothing happening, then an insane 40 minutes at the end.
If you like arty films or you think horror films have become stale, watch it.

You mean the one with Defoe in it?
If so, I just order it from Hastings 3 days ago...Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! Can't wait.