Quote Originally Posted by TimeDragon97 View Post
I actually freaking love babies. I think they and kittens are the two most adorable things in existence. Okay, they and anime girls, but that's not the point.

I can't stand to see an infant upset or hurt; I start wanting to help it however I can. I think I posess a strong paternal instinct or something.

However, my siblings (my 8- and 9-year-old ones, not my baby brother) are annoying as fuck, especially my sister. I'm worried that my kids might be like that. And then come the teenage years, augh...!

Plus, they could be born with defects or something. Not to mention that I'd hate to put my hypothetical wife through the excruciating pain of childbirth in the first place (I suppose C-section is always an option, though; or adoption).
Funny, I'm the opposite way. I think babies are pretty disgusting to look at, not cute in the slightest (I do find puppies cute), they're little bags of disease, and they're annoying as fuck. Older kids are way more fun because you can actually talk to them and have extremely interesting conversations. They're even more interesting than adults because they often aren't as brainwashed.