This is what I got today. Note the only thing I did "wrong" was treat her like a friend, got a girlfriend.

Outside: Dear John:

Inside:
Dear Benjamin, (Who probably doesn’t have the balls to read this whole letter)

If you are reading this, it is over between us. Why? Because you are an insensitive assfuck, to put it kindly. I am trying to be civil, though I don’t see why I should. At first, I thought we could make this work, but one-sided relationships hurt. Really bad. If you didn’t want to go out with me, why say yes? Dod you do it to make me feel better? Well, congratulations, you failed. Honestly, you emofuck. I’m glad I’m breaking up with you, because you don’t deserve a girlfriend. I hope you read this whole letter, just so you know what an asshole you are! I mean, we went out for 6 months and you couldn‘t even tell me you loved me! Meg and Kyle have been going out for a month and he treats her like a princess! You, on the other hand, treated me like shit. You know, I declined going out with *****, who treated me like he should, because I was praying that you’d treat me better… like something more than a friend. But of course, you never did. I wish I could see your reaction to this letter, but it would mean looking at yout ugly face. Well, goodbye, for good. Your ex-girlfriend, ****

PS: If you don’t get why I wrote “Dear John”, you’re even dumber than I thought.


Anyone esle think this bitch is.. well.. a bitch?