Hi, I'm Good as Gold. And I'm mad as hell.
See, I'm not really an American, but I'm working on it- I'm working on becoming a citizen right now. That's right! I'm running the hell away from Britain! But I digress: There is a problem with the time honored traditions of US Big Government: They've got to go. They are the reason our system is hugely corrupted and perhaps one of the many other reasons why we're in a huge financial crisis. We are paying our politicians.
Look around. Who's in the running for president? A real estate tycoon/lawyer Barrack Obama and a self made rich bastard named McCain. They don't represent shit. Very few people are rich, ( I know I'm not) and those that happen to be are probably going to run for congress or governor or some other crap like that, so who cares? Not since the days of Lincoln and the rest have we really had a man who rose up from nothing to lead the nation. And that's bad!
Oh, don't bullshit me with the whole, "Oh, but they get sponsorships and crap because they can pay for them!" deal. Well, fine! Since when do they
need sponsorships? You don't have to have money to get people to vote for you. Have some bakery sales or something for god's sake! If you can get the common man to actually buy shit from you, you're getting somewhere..
Here is what my plan is about
:
A: Stop paying politicians. They are here to lead, not to get cash for 4 to 8 years so they can retire in comfort and spend the rest of their lives golfing. They will get a small stipend of monthly allowance decided by how much the average American makes in a month. This could be used for extracurricular actives or whatever they want...
B: Once they begin to run, their accounts and their family's accounts are frozen with whatever amount they had in it before. They cannot take out loans, withdrawal more then a small amount for food and the like, or place any money in. If they drop out before the final election, their account is returned to normal. If they lose in the final election, it is returned to normal. Any donations would be used for the election ONLY, and could not exceed 10 million or something like that. I'm nothing if not fair.
C: If they win, 3/4 of the money they have saved up and all subsequent income is distributed to the government to use as they see fit on public projects. They also cannot hold any other job besides the one they have already: Government official. After their term is finished or they otherwise lose the seat of office, they will return to public life with the aforementioned stipend, which will remain until they can find a satisfactory job.
D: This would apply to all offices in the United States... Maybe excluding mayor. That would be kinda frugal. Naturally, government workers (the janitor, the secretary, etc) would be unaffected.
Without the promise of huge amounts of cash, only people who are really concerned with their government would ever run. This would also stop the damned corporations from running us. Yes, it's a tiny bit pinko commie... But that's what it takes. It's not hurting anyone but the guy who SHOULD be willing to give up everything for his country.
I realize it has a few kinks that need working out... But oh well. It's better than the shit that's going on now... Failing this, raise taxes on the wealthy by 20 percent.

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