hmmmm.....

Today, I teased my 27-year-old cousin when I realized that he was afraid of fireworks... But only until I found out that it's not the fireworks themselves, but the sounds they make that remind him of the gunshots he heard overseas. MMT
Today, as I opened the hotel's lobby door to go meet him at the bar, I knew at that precise moment that I was about to ruin my marriage. So I walked back out the door. MMT
Today, we were all so caught up in the morning rush that I forgot to kiss my dad goodbye before he left for work for the very last time. MMT
Today, I overheard our Catholic priest telling my parents that they didn't raise me right because I was planning to marry a Baptist. MMT
and drumroll please ...........
Today, I was in a public bathroom with my friend. I was complaining about how frizzy my hair looked. The little girl who had been washing her hands next to me lifted up her wig and said, "It could be worse. You could have none at all." MMT