Dreams You've Had that were Hilarious

**Huhwhatsthat** · 01-11-2011 03:55 AM

In this thread, share dreams that you've had that have made you do anything from just smirk, to laugh your ass off. I'll begin with a segment of one of my large dreams that happened at the very end.

It is late at night and I am downtown in my small town, biking up a hill lined with shops. The hill becomes too steep and I have to step off my bike and begin walking it uphill.
I look in the window of a restaurant I am passing, and notice four men sitting around a table in almost complete darkness. I recognize a man my father works with named Roger Bingers (pronounced like gingers, and I have never heard of or seen this man outside of this dream).
My point of view changes to inside the restaurant, and I am able to hear their conversation.
"Hey Roger, did you know that I hate bingergaters?" asks a middle-aged man.
"Not nearly as much as Roger Bingers does," replies Roger in third person. "Roger Bingers hates bingergaters the most!"
"Alright then Roger," the man says.
Roger starts back up. "Absolutely no bingergaters may sit at this table while Roger Bingers is around!"
All of a sudden, all of the men are lying together in a large bed. Another man approaches.
Roger says to him, "Alright then private, jump in here and join the percussion team!"

The combination of Roger speaking in third person and the newly created word 'bingergaters' was enough to crack me up. When the last line was added in, it was enough to make me wake up laughing my ass off and repeating the name 'Roger Bingers". Even if I lose the dream journal that contains this dream, I doubt I'll ever forget his name.

Share your dreams!

**CyperAleksi** · 01-12-2011 07:53 AM

Ï had just saw some movie involving nuns and criminals.

Dream starts, 4 nuns in front of me. I "realise" that I'm dreaming.
Me: "I wonder if I can shoot lasers.
*Hand raises by itself, firing kame-hame-ha from finger at nuns, blowing them to oblivion*
Me: "Woops."

**Darksoul1994** · 01-12-2011 12:12 PM

nice dreams i got a smile out of em

woulda been a giggle but i feel tired

so yeah mine was i was accused of doing something errr
*checks journal*

Oh yeah i was shooting a car with mum and she helped me aim then blah blah blah
i was in court! :O
because i was using someones gun that he needed to kill someone and i wasted his ammo

so then on i was in court with these people saying if i kill a giant bird then i get to go free then poof the scene changed like i was in a commercial for bird vs human fights

and some faggot hillbilly said in this way "yur a berrred and god makes the people to kill buuurrrds so i'm gonna win" then i woke up saying "i'll show you a fuckin bird"
funny how the dream was said allowed when i woke up

anyways afterwards i laughed my ass off at the retards accent and how angry i got in the dream but didn't care while awake

**Sweet Dreams** · 01-13-2011 10:41 AM

"Roger Bingers"

Did you have that dream around Christmas? Reminds me of "gingerbread."

Well I just had this segment of a dream this morning that makes me chuckle when I remember it: My sister was eating those Goldfish biscuits (you know, the one with a song in the commercial that says "the little fish that smile back until you bite their heads off"? lol). Anyway, I saw her pour the biscuits out on a desk, and there were lobster-shaped ones too. I took one and looked closely at it examining it's face and said "It really does smile back!" and then I bit its head off.

My personal reaction in dreams sometimes amuses me, I sound like a 4 year-old.