Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

[Lucid] There was a female with a dick in a toilet filled with bread and males who attempted to suck the bread with their dicks, the female followed suit and I was highly disgusted by her. When I turned lucid, I exposed her by removing her dick and attempted to dump her into a cubicle with a guy who was masturbating so she could be rape. My plan didn't succeed as all the guys were sitting on benches and chatting. <- What the hell.

1. Went picking Jalapeno-cherries, got in the way of someone, then started picking broccli.
2. Visited the newspaper place I used to work at, someone was parked in back, stuffing their van with thick papers.

Had the greatest dream sex last night. It was unspeakably awesome. It lasted for 10 minutes without any darn interruption. It wasn't the type of dream sex where you insert it then the whole dream starts to collapse. I guess it's because i wasn't lucid so I didn't have to think too much about the dream destabilizing. Anyway, thanks to that dream, my expectations on real life sex is now really high

Something about some really, really unrefined superhicks.

An actual quote was "A tampon was more refined than his daughter."
But I don't remember anything else because of my stupid alarm and waking up early.

Originally Posted by Carrot

[Lucid] There was a female with a dick in a toilet filled with bread and males who attempted to suck the bread with their dicks, the female followed suit and I was highly disgusted by her. When I turned lucid, I exposed her by removing her dick and attempted to dump her into a cubicle with a guy who was masturbating so she could be rape. My plan didn't succeed as all the guys were sitting on benches and chatting. <- What the hell.

Excuse me, but WTFFFFF ?

My mom turned into a grey alien, sat on me and stared at me as I was laying in bed. My WL cat woke me up just as I was about to ask her if that's her true form. *Now I'm scared*

This was an afternoon sleep, since I have a horrible cold:

1. I was with Wonder woman and Batman, and we're assigned to kidnap a 3-4 year girl for some unknown reason, and we managed to get her in the building until the people coming to rescue her get in.

Look What You Did To Her - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

[Lucid] I was chased by my classmate and all the buses passing by me were rapidly changing numbers, a male DC passed by and I asked if he could help me to fend my classmate away, he agreed and succeeded and I thanked him as my "subconscious".

That was a fun LD: Running in my Wonderland w/ the Help of a DC - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Wife and I are trapped in a military prison camp but manage to force the door open... unfortunately we spend an eternity packing up all of our crap before we flee, during which time a jailer strolls by and says, "Oh, oops!" before locking us back in.

I hung out with a girl I knew in high school, except I never liked this particular girl and always thought she was a b****

Frag 1: My biology professor was acting like a mother to one of my peers
Frag 2: Both doors to a class I needed to get to were locked, and when I finally got in I was late
Dream: I sculpted an eagle that would come to life and filled it with a piece of myself, but one person crippled it and another nearly killed it, and I grieved terribly.

EDIT:

Had another two because I took a nap.

Frag/Dream 1: We were helping paint my parent's bathroom when a little ghost girl showed up "again"
Frag/Dream 2: We turned in bio papers like this guy asked, and all but one of us refused to stick our hands in burning hot gel.

I became lucid after waking up on the floor and doing a reality check.

1. My cousin made fun of me when I was down and I made fun of him back afterwards, he reacted hugely to that and even threatened to jump down the building, my mother was mad at me and I tried to explain to her that anyone could threaten to jump down a building without meaning it, I was pondering whether should I jump off a slope to prove my point but I figured I treasure my life more, I told her that I would leave her and go to a place where people will truly understand me. (Wow, what a deep dream!)

2. A big and a small cruise were linked together and I was on board them for a holiday.

3. I was on a mission and I had equipments that allowed me to be invisible and inaudible, when we had completed our mission we flew into the skies by riding on huge and dumb ancient Greek Gods, the Greek God I was riding on was older and couldn't handle the pressure so he died, my boss applauded me for a job well done and sent orders for the other two agents to kill their Gods too, a female agent attempted to kill a female Greek God and she was on the winning edge when the Greek God escaped from her and left our hideout in the skies wounded and vengeful.

On a american-chinese hybrid market festival with my brother, I got lucid and excited, it looked amazing.

Gr. Another night with just fragments. I'm just going to copy-paste this right into my DJ.

Frag 1: I got naked for whatever reason, I think I was just tired of wearing clothes. (That reminds me of another dream I had a few nights ago that I didn't write down, everyone was pissing me off, so I just stripped to say "Well screw you all!")

Frag 2: My dwarf frog got out of my aquarium and someone stepped on it, and I was upset.

There were more but I forgot. At least 5. *Sigh*

1. I'm with a group of females, and there's a white object that's associated to a problem we're trying to solve related to Achilles' Heel, and I was so confused until a blonde female helped me.

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This fat black lady was pissing my mom off because she kept sticking her arm over the top of the booth that she was sitting at in a restaurant.

(Possible series of dreams) about this b&b that has a bunch of homeless/family-less teens living there, action scenes beforehand.

1. My teeth were very dirty and I wanted to brush them.

2. I was looking for a computer to access DV so I can write down my dreams but the computer was too filthy so I didn't want to touch it.

3. I was on a cruise again and it passed by a water theme park so it drove into it and we were almost stuck in one of the waves ride.

4. A good friend of mine in real life who doesn't smoke smoked in my dream, he was explaining to me how stressed he was and he takes only soft inhale of the smoke in so it doesn't harm his body as much.

I was a sausage and being chased by an executioner pig...

Executioner pigs O.o - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Originally Posted by djpatch999

I was a sausage and being chased by an executioner pig...

Made me lol

-I'm at a bike shop talking to a friend while getting my bike fixed.
-At an aquarium with my parents and cousin.
-Hiding at a house that's under construction.

Horrible dream when I was fighting in a war inside of a school, but at least I didn't see any kids.

All I remember in the next dream was that I walked by an attractive young lady that I met in real life the other day and said hi and I was going to ask for her phone number but instead I kept walking.

Frag 1: I was in a rotating tower restaurant, and people were base jumping off the top
Nap Frag: I was in a giant candy store debating between a shovelful of M&M donuts for $1 or one powdered donut for 17 cents
Nap Dream: I was in a fantasy land and got in an energy fight with a girl, and she whooped me.

I'm pretty sure I had a night frag that I was literally sleeping with Spike from BtVS. But I didn't write that down.