This is not about false awakenings. This thread is about real awakenings and the transition from dream thoughts to reality. Namely the funny stuff.

I recently woke up from a dream and went to do a reality check, the finger through hand. When I went to RC my left hand came up as usual, but then my right hand passed it and continued to my mouth, as if to gag myself. My mouth had even hung open. I realized what I was doing and paused in the thought, trying to figure out what I intended to do.

Another was a dream I had about bees. I disturbed a beehive and they had swarmed me. I'm allergic to bees so my anxiety went through the roof. One had stung my right leg, on the right of my calf muscle, and things began to go dark as I "danced", trying to swat the bees away. I woke up and my leg still had the sensation of being stung, but as soon as I touched my leg the sensation had gone away. It wasn't funny at the time, but now I get a good laugh at how scared I was, and frantically checking my leg.

Any similar stories?