Thread: Anyone get those nasty toilet dreams??

I don't have dreams about bad toilets, but I once had a dream similar to what duke said above. It was quite strange; really. Now my memories of it have faded, though.

Originally Posted by Ermac

loool this may sound stupid though i used to get these toilet dreams:

In my dream i would go in the bathroom and i would take a dump, though my toilet would overflow and the whole washroom gets full of crap and gets in my mouth, its gross, though since i don't know what shit taste like, in my dreams it tasted like rubber, thank god

And sometimes i would be going in those gym showers and all the toilets would be dirty and full of crap everywhere

I had an exact dream like this a little recently. before I only had one other dream like this but shit never got in my mouth, now in this dream I found myself conteniously spitting little balls of shit out of my mouth and just like with you, it tasted like rubber.

Originally Posted by Prelin

And now you've put this thread back up at the top. I'm new here, and haven't seen it.

You reminded me of a CRAZY dream I had back in high school. You'll think I'm making this all up, but I swear it's all true. It's one of the dreams that got me interested in dreaming in the first place.

I was a crew member on the Starship Enterprise (Next Generation) and I was walking all over the deck looking for a toilet. You never see one on the show, so I didn't know where to go. I finally asked someone, and they directed me to a normal-looking starship door that said "bathroom" on it. I walked inside, and all the toilets were overflowing and disgusting. A friend of mine from high school walked in just then, and I said to him, "Dude, why doesn't anyone ever flush after themselves?" By now I was entering a dirty stall, and there was a button behind the toilet marked "Flush." I reached to push it, and just as I did, my friend yelled, "Noooooo!!!"

The toilet flushed, leading to an explosive decompression of the room. I grabbed onto the side of the stall (which was somehow really large now) and held on for dear life as my feet flew up and aimed for the toilet. I looked just in time to see my friend's head sticking up out of the toilet with his elbows over the bowl, trying desperately not to get sucked down. He lost the battle and disappeared with a "FLUNK!"

The decompression stopped, and I was able to regain my feet. Captain Picard and Commander Riker rushed in, and Picard demanded to know, "What happened in here! Sensors detected an explosive decompression!" I knew I was in big trouble, and none of this struck me as funny at the time. I looked at the floor and replied, "I flushed the toilet, sir." He yelled, "You did WHAT!?" Riker piped up then with his usual drama, "Everyone knows not to flush a toilet on a starship!" Picard looked around and asked, "Where is ensign Risener? Wasn't he in here with you?" I replied dejectedly, "I flushed him down the toilet, sir."

I don't know if that's exactly where I woke up, but that's all I ever remembered of the dream. And I remember laughing all day at school the next day, especially in the classes I had to share with "ensign Risener."

lol wow, did you have any knowledge of this prior to this dream?

Not that specific kind of dream, but I have had dreams where I have used toilets that have been standing in public rooms full of people.
That feels pretty weird.

So one day I was at a grocery store, where I used to work for some money, and some guy came in and in the checkout line he literally shat through his pants all over the floor. A grown ass man, there was sooooo much poop on the floor, oh and by the way... this was not a dream.

So that night I went to sleep and dreamed that I was in a bathroom and in the dream I pulled down my underwear and looked down to find this huge brick of poop(it was actually a perfect rectangle of poop, lol!).

But from time to time I have dreams where I'm in a huge bathroom area, where there is stalls, yournals, and showers, and naked people everywhere, not even sexy naked people. Happy I wasn't the only one with these weird dreams

Toilets are one of my dream signs. I became lucid the night before last because there were two toilet bowls right next to each other in the same room, and I thought that it was weird, then remembered it was my dream sign.

Once in a dream I went to the toilets of a hospital. There was a ton of blood and feces... nasty... but that was the only one time.

Originally Posted by EmptyBucket

So one day I was at a grocery store, where I used to work for some money, and some guy came in and in the checkout line he literally shat through his pants all over the floor. A grown ass man, there was sooooo much poop on the floor, oh and by the way... this was not a dream.

So that night I went to sleep and dreamed that I was in a bathroom and in the dream I pulled down my underwear and looked down to find this huge brick of poop(it was actually a perfect rectangle of poop, lol!).

But from time to time I have dreams where I'm in a huge bathroom area, where there is stalls, yournals, and showers, and naked people everywhere, not even sexy naked people. Happy I wasn't the only one with these weird dreams

lol EWW, what happened with him?

There really is something to the messed up bathroom in dreams. From my offline DJ on the 31st of last month:

...the [stall] door was crooked and the seat was carved and nasty looking like there were scratches with dirt in them.

Why is this I wonder??