everything came from one point of infinite density its been expanding for many many many many many many many years.... but at one point it will stop expanding and it will start to contract. all time will reverse. we will be reborn. we will be born once the embalming fluid is taken from us and we warm up enough for our hearts to start pumping again. we will live our lives in reverse. we will see all our mistakes, our triumphs... we will remember everything, and forget it all as we slowly crawl back into our mother womb and deteriorate into the little single cell organism that we started out as. -- how's that? i thought of it while i was stoned off my ass the other night.

i got my inspiration while reading kurt vonnegut's alughterhouse five for like the 20th time... here's the quote that sparked this theory.

"He turned on the television. He came slightly unstuck in time, saw the late movie backwards, then forwards, again. It was a movie about American bombers in the Second World War and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this:

American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter plans flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewman. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.

The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miracolous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans, though, and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over

France, though, German fighters came up again, made everything as good as new.

When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals.

Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.

The American fliers turned in their uniforms, became high school kids. And Hitler turned into a baby, Billy Pilgrim supposed. That wasn't in the movie. Bill was extrapolating. Everybody turned into a baby, and all humanity, without exception, consipred biologically to produce two perfect people named Adam and Even, he supposed."

i worship this man.