Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Well i tend to breathe underwater alot and not tell im in a dream.

In a dream I had a couple nights ago, I tackled a zombie and it turned into a deflated balloon. Don't know how I didn't realize I was dreaming on that one.

I fell through the floor of a train.

i was preety angry because i had to wait for antoher one

Well, this isnt so much missing but rather spoiling my lucidity...

last night was my 4th lucid, and i finally managed to gain some control. I flew for the first time, pretty well i might add and smashed my sink RAWRR and jumped through my window (there was a split second where i got nervous doing this, and my leg got caught and i hung upsidedown for a bit, attracting laughter. But i let myself fall and i flewww)
anyways, i was flying and i suddenly got a computer pop up asking if i wanted to end lucidity Yes / No . Me being a tit decided to try No 1. to see if i could resisit it and stay lucid and 2. to see if i actually stopped being lucid... which i did

Yesterday night I was kidnapped by a talking bear. My dream-me found it perfectly normal, appearently.

Originally Posted by AngelZlayer

Yesterday night I was kidnapped by a talking bear. My dream-me found it perfectly normal, appearently.

Almost the same here. I was attacked by a polar bear. Just killed it with a knife Stupid^^ But I´m a beginner so I think I will be able to handle it soon.

The other night I was buying a chocolate bar from the black market...

And I did an RC, and my hands were like spider hands

But of course I thought to myself, "Hmm, nothins wrong here"

I had a dream I was delivering raw chicken wings with my papers.

But i'm a beginner.

Ohh god, if i had a penny for every time this has happened. Right:

1. Iv'e been running around a labratory asking people where the wator was.
2. iv'e been chillin with lady gaga in a gay club.
3. iv'e been fishing out of a boing 747 catching lobsters whilst flying over france?
4. iv'e been morphing into many diffrent people and things to avoid being beaten up by some scary looking man.

I was in art class, for some reason, without any clothes on... No one seemed to notice, but I was humiliated. To reassure myself, I said "I swear, I'm dreaming right now." But, I didn't do any RCs so I stayed non-lucid.

Looked in the mirror and saw the female version of myself (figured it was a once in a lifetime opportunity that very few people get to see their opposite self

Cant remember the others right now but i've had some screamers lol

Just last night, I was in a dream where I was looking for Adam Lambert at this premiere thing (If you don't know who he is, look him up ) and I ended up getting this other guy's autograph. I noticed he wrote his name as "Spongebob" and I was like "Wait, why did this guy say he was spongebob? Why do I want his autograph?"
I TOTALLY should have done a RC, but I just shrugged it off and continued looking for Adam!!
(which, I did end up getting Adam's autograph, in case you were curious ^^)

WARNING: THIS IS VERY RANDOM

I happened to have my sisters birthday at a Wendys drive-in during a 10 tornado flying about, and I was angry because the mall would probably close because of this and my friends would die. Then I go to school in the morning on a mountain and go on a ride home with my friends in a plane because they live over mountains so they can't take a bus. Then my friends say not to open the escape door and one does and I have to save him and in the end we go to the Wendys Drive-in for lunch as my friend says, "I just got a lucid dream book from the mall wanna see?"
I then yell at him, "I wanted to buy that," and suddenly wake up.

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I take a teleporter to a football game and when I get there I tell my cousin (who went with me) that it felt like starting of Sleep Paralysis and she says that she had a lucid dream doing that.

The teleporting did feel like sleep paralysis though

I was in a forest with the Cullen family from Twilight, and Jasper suddenly looks at me and says,
Jasper: I think you're dreaming.
Me: Probably.
Jasper: That means you can do whatever you want.
Me: Yeah.
*some random girl walks by, and Jasper attacks her and runs off laughing*
Edward: You really are dreaming, you know.
Me: Whatever.

grr...

^^haha that sucks. (But on the bright side, I love Twilight so that would be an awesome dream.)

the other night, I was having a really wierd dream. At one point I stopped and decided to RC. I pinched my nose but could only partly breathe through it so I assumed I wasn't holding my nose all the way shut. I then looked at my hands which I thought were normal (thinking back I realize one was pale white then color returned to it), then tried to push my finger through my palm which failed.

lol...last night I became semi-lucid for a bit and was doing some reality checks and they didn't seem to work. So next I started telling my friend all about lucid dreaming and how it's so amazing, and that I was going to try, so I laid down on the couch and closed my eyes and felt like I was already falling into deep sleep and was already having a lucid dream...

Then I woke up hahah

One of m recents:

I was on a bus, discussing witha random person and the driver, about LD methods... they were called VFA-16,VFA-24...32,48 and 64. I had no idea what 24 was so i asked about it... they said nothing either...

I beleive I went into further elaboration, talking about WILD's and DILDs and crap specific to each other...

I hated myself in the morning.

Originally Posted by VampireLime17

^^haha that sucks. (But on the bright side, I love Twilight so that would be an awesome dream.)

that's why i wasn't mad after i woke up, i was too happy about the cullens being there

had another one:

after losing a race to Edward Cullen, he laughs at me and says,
Edward: Ha! You can't even run as fast as me in your dreams!

Originally Posted by redisreddish

I was in a forest with the Cullen family from Twilight, and Jasper suddenly looks at me and says,
Jasper: I think you're dreaming.
Me: Probably.
Jasper: That means you can do whatever you want.
Me: Yeah.
*some random girl walks by, and Jasper attacks her and runs off laughing*
Edward: You really are dreaming, you know.
Me: Whatever.

grr...

That's hilarious....they even told you you were dreaming.

I once had a dream where I was running through a decript building banging on doors yelling that the test time was up. And then a mad scientist ran in and started strangling this guy telling him he shouldn't hit on freshmen.
I was just like: "woah, what if he kills him?" and then I shrugged it off.

I was at an assembly for latin students and I thought there are many people not from latin... hmm... but its a dream so I guess it's ok. Then the dream continued without me being lucid.

Last night I was dreaming hoping there would be an even number of bread loaves so that I could have a lucid dream

Having a false awakening, and outside my window was pure white. I told myself "Trippy, I must be dreaming!" And my brother came downstairs (in my dream) and told me: "Cool, you must be lucid. But when will you wake up?" And I woke up. I could of punched myself.

I was in a dream where I had just killed a fat lady who tried to take over my house. I set her jacket on fire then I said, "Man, I should really write this in my dream journal."

Oh gosh, sooooo many of my dreams are really confusing and freaky and unreal... and I never realize I'm only dreaming. Actually now that I think about it, when I realize I'm dreaming is in the most normal situations. hahaha