Thread: *the Fictional* Dcs Say The Darndest Things

OK, I love the DCs Say the Darndest Things thread.

Once or twice I felt the urge to invent something funny and post it. I mean, if no one finds out and it makes people laugh, then whats the harm? Well I'm not a liar so I was not temped, but this gave me the idea for this post:

Invent funny or absurd things DC said in a fictional dream.
You can also take something that was posted in the original DCs Say the Darndest Things thread and change it in any way.
Here's mine:

I was petting my slick little black cat pumitush, telling her how sweet and wonderful she is, when she casually raised her head and said:
"Do try to leave your mouth open when you die"
Me: "Why?"
Pumitush, puzzled: "Hello? So I can eat your tongue, what else?"

... interesting, but I think it is in the wrong area

I'll come up with something later

Originally Posted by Keeper

... interesting, but I think it is in the wrong area

I'll come up with something later
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Well I'm not sure in which area this topic should be, but if a moderator wish to move it anywhere, I don't mind.

I don't get it, dream characters aren't fictional? This is false advertising. Rename the thread "incredibly retarded stories"

Well, that's rather harshly put but I, myself, don't see much interest in this.
Thinking up what might happen in dreams...not very intriguing.

Though a thread with ideas of what to ask/say to dream characters to cause some possibly curious responses as well as posts in it with results, if any, now that might be quite interesting.

Originally Posted by Merlock

Well, that's rather harshly put
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I like to think of it as "frank" or "concise"

Originally Posted by Merlock

Well, that's rather harshly put but I, myself, don't see much interest in this.
Thinking up what might happen in dreams...not very intriguing.
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Well, that's rather harshly put but I, myself, don't see much interest in wether people think there is much interest in this topic.
If it's a boring topic, then poeple will not post anything and the thread will die.

then jsut start it in here.

Ask a DC, what would you like for breakfast?

Give fictional or real responses to thsi question