*the Fictional* Dcs Say The Darndest Things

**dodobird** · 01-22-2007 07:18 PM

OK, I love the DCs Say the Darndest Things thread.

Once or twice I felt the urge to invent something funny and post it. I mean, if no one finds out and it makes people laugh, then whats the harm? Well I'm not a liar so I was not temped, but this gave me the idea for this post:

Invent funny or absurd things DC said in a fictional dream.
You can also take something that was posted in the original DCs Say the Darndest Things thread and change it in any way.
Here's mine:

I was petting my slick little black cat pumitush, telling her how sweet and wonderful she is, when she casually raised her head and said:
"Do try to leave your mouth open when you die"
Me: "Why?"
Pumitush, puzzled: "Hello? So I can eat your tongue, what else?"

**Keeper** · 01-22-2007 07:25 PM

... interesting, but I think it is in the wrong area

I'll come up with something later

**dodobird** · 01-22-2007 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Keeper

... interesting, but I think it is in the wrong area

I'll come up with something later
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Well I'm not sure in which area this topic should be, but if a moderator wish to move it anywhere, I don't mind.

**wasup** · 01-22-2007 09:37 PM

I don't get it, dream characters aren't fictional? This is false advertising. Rename the thread "incredibly retarded stories"

**Merlock** · 01-22-2007 09:42 PM

Well, that's rather harshly put but I, myself, don't see much interest in this.
Thinking up what might happen in dreams...not very intriguing.

Though a thread with ideas of what to ask/say to dream characters to cause some possibly curious responses as well as posts in it with results, if any, now that might be quite interesting.

**tommo** · 01-23-2007 01:27 AM

then jsut start it in here.

Ask a DC, what would you like for breakfast?

Give fictional or real responses to thsi question

**wasup** · 01-23-2007 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Merlock

Well, that's rather harshly put
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I like to think of it as "frank" or "concise"

**dodobird** · 01-23-2007 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Merlock

Well, that's rather harshly put but I, myself, don't see much interest in this.
Thinking up what might happen in dreams...not very intriguing.
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Well, that's rather harshly put but I, myself, don't see much interest in wether people think there is much interest in this topic.
If it's a boring topic, then poeple will not post anything and the thread will die.