Thread: Unbeatable

Originally Posted by horsebucket

Theres no talking to this DC. Hes crazy.

You realize all DC's are part of your own mind, right?

I try not to get into fights in lucid dreams because most of the dream characters i have fought are tough mother f*****s, i only fight if it is in self defence.

I recall this one time where two dream characters led me to this building, closed the door, and then attacked me from behind. They then beat the crap out of me, it wasn't a nice experience, i recall the moment when i was on my knees p*****g with blood.

From that day forward i have a saying DTDC'S (don't trust dream characters) and i stand by it.

My mouth was p*****G with blood

Forgive me for laughing, but that sounds really funny. The straw hat and throwing potatoes at you is just hilarious.

Don't think of it as fighting him. Fighting implies a fair exchange of blows. Destroy that mofo! I recommend stomping him in the knee. That bastard will never walk right again!

I haven't ran into him for a while thank god. I might try talk to him and see what he says next time I see him but I can't picture him talking. I saw him once since I started this post when I hopped on a bus and guess who was driving it. He wouldn't let me on so of course it ended in a brawl and yet again I lost but I did better that time. I got a good head butt in and it seemed to daze him for a split second.

In regular dreams I usually win fights and in lucid dreams I usually have no trouble even though they're tougher than regular dreams. Once I beat up a whole gang of farmers attacking me with pitch forks and shovels. I had trouble fighting Neo from the matrix once but I ended up beating him over the head with a fire extinguisher and throwing him out a window. The 8 foot red head sun hat man on the other hand hes a beast. If I fight dirty he fights dirtier. On the bus I tried to bite his ear off and he eye gouged me. I actually went temporarily blind. That usually doesn't happen in lucid dreams.

Dude, it's Ok, I took three .38's to the chest last night in my dream; felt like I'd been plinked. Then I ripped the gunnman apart.
I tend to be invincible in my dreams; a little while ago, I turned into this shade/demon thing and slaughtered a whole shipfull of people. I crept around and ripped them apart, attacking when they weren't looking. I dunno; it was kinda fun.
Next time you see that guy, use a knife. Or better yet, a gun. Or better yet, a tank!

I'm usually invincible too but not against this bastard. I never feel pain but he keeps knocking me down and I can't do any damage to him. Apart from him the toughest person I fought was Neo from the matrix. I shot him 15 times with a machine gun and he wasn't even hurt but I picked him up and threw him out the window.

I can't conjure up items yet but the next run in I have with carrot top I'm gonna utilize my flying abilities and pull off a Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat) style fly kick on him. Ive never tried anything like that. That would be pretty cool. I can even do Raidens move where he flies head first into them.

Im gonna try to learn some of those crazy moves from mortal kombat like Scorpions "Get over here" or if I could get some swords to pop outta my arms like Baraka that would be insane.

you can't beat him because you think he is invisible.. if you believe he can be beaten then you will.