RCs dont have to be right ALL the time, so maby you where dreaming? |
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Have you ever done a reality check and been genuinely surprised that you were awake? |
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RCs dont have to be right ALL the time, so maby you where dreaming? |
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Imagine going to your girlfriend's room and seeing her RA chilling there, totally wasted. Leaving to drive some of your fraternity brothers to the bar, and on the way there cutting off a cop and not getting pulled over. At the bar, you see another of your fraternity brothers taking body shots off an incredibly attractive girl. While driving back, you cut off that same cop another time and yet he still doesn't pull you over. You park your car, start walking back to your fraternity, and see the Campus Safety golf cart crash into a bush (and bend the bush 45 degrees). You get to the neighboring fraternity and see all those brothers leave -- someone had opened their basement window and stuck a hose in their and flooded their basement. You get back to your fraternity and walk into the door and see two of your brothers, not just drunk, but OBLITERATED, sitting in the living room with a woman in her mid-40's with both shoes and socks off. Then you realize she has, in total, 9 toes. You then find out she is a prostitute that your brothers hired just to ENTERTAIN them in a NON SEXUAL way. In fact, you're not even sure she's a SHE. Then, one of your fraternity brothers offers you two free tickets to a Fall Out Boy concert, one of your favorite bands (which you had to give up due to an exam the next day). You go upstairs to your room and walk in to find your roommate having a threesome (unfortunately only one of the girls was hot!). You go upstairs to one of your frat brother's rooms and find him (yes, one of the many) wasted, in a full-on transformers costume (complete with talking helmet). You then get wasted off many shots of Five O'Clock Gin and crash on his couch. When you wake up, he's sleeping in his bed still in his transformers costume. Tou go to your room to find the unattractive girl sleeping butt-naked in your bed while your roommate is on the futon with the hot girl -- going at it yet again. You leave and go play halo in another room -- and you actually play WELL! |
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Yeh this has happened a few times. |
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No, but i've wondered if something that really happened in the past was real or dream. |
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Habilities: fly, pass through things, taste, touch, pain, dare, hear music, breath under water, heal, wake up...
Wish to: Summon people, teleport/switch environment, read a long text, fly higher than about 1 kilometer, fly quicker than about 200 km/h, 360 vision, freeze time, time travel, transform into beasts, go to the moon, go into deep space, fire portals...
I have, it was a very stormy day, and in the morning, my mom woke me up, saying it was storming, and if i wanted to go to school ( my mom never is like thatt, she usually forces me to go to school =P ), anyway, after making sure i wasnt dreaming , i "thinked" about it and said no, then went back to sleep =P |
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Got up at 3:00 AM by my alarm clock, checked my betta splendens fry. I noticed that one of them had two heads! One on the front end, one on the back end, and no tail. |
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Originally Posted by OldSparta
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