Thread: N00bs Introduce yourselves in "Newbie Zone!"

:yumdumdoodledum: Thank you Serinanth! :yumdumdoodledum:
We are getting a lot of n00bs here and it is difficult to keep up with and welcome each one properly!!

*is still a n00b* GREET ME DAMN IT! j/k

Welcome GesalAtleration Here have a few Bananas

its that Orgasm bannana again! 5 more years of theropy here I come...

dam... noobs.... grrr...

ah ha ha ... lol i'm jus playin.. i'm a noob jus join lyke dis month...

i'm a noob!! heehhhh! high five* <smack>

OOhhhh.. ur too slow...

take dat foo....

Name: jake a.k.a el guapo!

Age: 17 soon to be 18

Location (City, state, & country): the desert also known as tucson

Occupation: student by day, ceramic and alloy hydro technician by night(dishwasher)

Ethnicity/ies (Not necessary, of course ): amerikan... uhh irish, croatian, english, german... it gets kinda hazy after that... yea im a mutt

Religion or Faith (if applicable &/or if you wish to say): atheist but i hate labeling myself like that because it always gets such negative feedback

Languages spoken: english and a little spanish

Favorite musician (or singer) of all time: always changing but i think the person who has had the biggest impact on me has been non other than mr. johnny cash, i've always listened to him since as long as i can remember and when he died it devastated me...

Favorite book ever: right now it's either Musashi by eiji yoshikawa or a farewell to arms by ernest hemingway...

Drug of choice: probably weed but shrooms are right there

What exactly would you call yourself (politically)?: im not sure yet... im still weighing the possibilities. i like socialism but i don't think it could ever work on a large scale... so... undecided.

I thought I'd get the ball rolling so here's the format kiddos...

Name:

Age:

Location (City, state, & country):

Occupation:

Ethnicity/ies (Not necessary, of course ):

Religion or Faith (if applicable &/or if you wish to say):

Languages spoken:

Favorite musician (or singer) of all time:

Favorite book ever:

Drug of choice:

What exactly would you call yourself (politically)?:

Name: Nick Johnson

Location USA, Indiana

Occupation: Student

Religion or Faith: Christianity

Languages spoken: English

Favorite musician (or singer) of all time: Manard (Tool)

Favorite book ever: Piercing the darkness

Drug of choice: -none-

What exactly would you call yourself (politically)?: Republican

Weee..if we are all doing it anyway..

Name: Antonio

Location I wonder..

Occupation: Uni Student

Religion or Faith: Buddism+some occult beliefs

Languages spoken: English,Italian,Dutch,some german/french

Favorite musician (or singer) of all time: Beats me

Favorite book ever: Tibetian Yogi Studies

Drug of choice: Used to do weed..now im on traqui thee

What exactly would you call yourself (politically)?: Socialist

no no no...we need to have a SECTION for n00bs. that way they can make there OWN thread, much less confusing. and...I honeslty don't like the 'newb welcomer' idea. it's just not as meaningful...it's like..it's his JOB, of course HE's going to welcome me..

Welcome to the Forums Paperdoll EP. You seem new around here so feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

To PM cklick the "PM" button under my name

if thats to much trouble im sure a kind a loving moderator would assist you.

GOOD DAY!

That PM thing was good

Ok, I think i can say some things


Name: just call me Ev

Location (City, state, & country): Sitting on top of my tower and chanting magic spells.

Occupation: unemployed. Applied Sorcery Ph.D

Ethnicity/ies (Not necessary, of course ): white. Skin has slight blue glow.

Religion or Faith (if applicable &/or if you wish to say):hmm, I guess I belive in creator, but official institutions tried to burn me for herecy once.
So i dont like them too much...

Languages spoken: english, ancient slavic dialect

Favorite musici: electronic music goes nice while I'm chanting.

Favorite book ever: My own spellbook rules! Especially 'Create maiden' spell!

Drug of choice:Well, outside of my homebrewed potions, i enjoy acid, shrooms, salvia d, and ayahuasca.

What exactly would you call yourself (politically)?: politics... I guess extreme democracy will work nice. With psychedelic drugs legalized.

Is this information correct?: of course it's a joke.

Were you high while writing this: Well, i was high in the morning...


I got interested in lucid dreaming after I've changed myself completely this september. I moved from science to spirituality/mystics and tried many things that were kinda taboo before.
About a week ago I had my first LD and a false awakening. It was so cool that i just followed a link from a www.erowid.org and discovered this great forum...

Name: Joel (obviously)

Age: 16

Location (City, state, & country): USA

Occupation: Doing stuff

Religion or Faith: None really

Languages spoken: English, some spanish, some esperanto

Favorite musician: Varies

Favorite book ever: The Pullman Trilogy

Drug of choice: Coffee, candy, and other STUFF

Lucid dreaming interests me because, well, I don't know. I kind of have a tendency to get into "bizarre" hobbies/interests. Yoyoing, rubiks cube, computing, language, culture, and <insert stuff I forgot and am too lazy to think of>.

welcome, oh eater of babies.

I don't think those hobbies are bizarre at all. interesting maybe, different. but not bizarre. then again, I don't find much of anything 'bizarre'.

Does eating babies count?

WHERE IS THE EDIT BUTTON?????


You're already plotting against me... and I thought they wouldn't find me here.

im not a newbie, but i dont think i ever really properly introduced myself in here, and since everyone else is, i think i just will!

I thought I'd get the ball rolling so here's the format kiddos...

Name: Timothy David Bollinger

Age: 18

Location (City, state, & country): near san jose california

Occupation: student/drummer

Ethnicity/ies (Not necessary, of course ): european mutt... norweigan/french/british/italian/german... etc

Religion or Faith (if applicable &/or if you wish to say): uuum.. raised christian, but not really anything

Languages spoken: english, some german, some french, some spanish...

Favorite musician (or singer) of all time: rancid

Favorite book ever: animorphs!

Drug of choice: alcohol!

What exactly would you call yourself (politically)?: hhmm marxist/anarchist

Its not his JOB, we just decided to give him that title because he seems to be the one doing the most welcoming =)


And I do like the Topic idea!

my point is...if I were new to this forum, started a thread and saw someone welcome me with the title 'official newb welcomer' I wouldn't feel as welcome as if the members randomly welcomed me. I'd think well yeah, of course he's going to welcome me, he's the newb welcomer. I just...I dunno..and I really think we should have a SECTION for n00bs, where they can each make their own 'hi I'm new' thread...like in the Mortuary. it's very convieniant.

i agree, thats a pretty good idea (then there wouldnt be so many "hi im new" threads in the GD section)

Name: Matt Faber

Age: 19

Location (City, state, & country): MI, USA

Occupation: No work/school

Religion or Faith (if applicable &/or if you wish to say): No religion - also not atheist

Languages spoken: English, highschool french

Favorite musician (or singer) of all time: None

Favorite book ever: Ender's Game

Drug of choice: None

What exactly would you call yourself (politically)?: Not interested

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
my point is...if I were new to this forum, started a thread and saw someone welcome me with the title 'official newb welcomer' I wouldn't feel as welcome as if the members randomly welcomed me. I'd think well yeah, of course he's going to welcome me, he's the newb welcomer..

Don't think of it that way! I think secretly, Ice and Seri were afraid to let me reach 'Lucid God' status

Just kidding on that. They asked me because I am n00b friendly. Believe it or not, I am a nurturer.
I love to see some n00b stumble in here asking questions. I especially love to see their first 'I FINALLY DID IT!' post. I've watched several n00bs join up and do this.

I'll let all of you decide if it's a good idea or a bad idea to have a welcomer.

But, I'll keep doing it whether I have my stars or not. ( although I would miss them )

Name: Robbie

Location: Minnesota, US

Age: 15, 16 in a few days

Occupation: None, yet.

Languages: English, Spanish

Religion: Atheism

Drug of Choice: DXM is only what I've done

Interests: Computing, Programming (Java, Javascript, HTML, Visual Basic), learning Adobe, the Cube, making b-o-m-b's and pyrotechnics And other nerd stuff.

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my point is...if I were new to this forum, started a thread and saw someone welcome me with the title 'official newb welcomer' I wouldn't feel as welcome as if the members randomly welcomed me. I'd think well yeah, of course he's going to welcome me, he's the newb welcomer..

Don't think of it that way! I think secretly, Ice and Seri were afraid to let me reach 'Lucid God' status

Just kidding on that. They asked me because I am n00b friendly. Believe it or not, I am a nurturer.
I love to see some n00b stumble in here asking questions. I especially love to see their first 'I FINALLY DID IT!' post. I've watched several n00bs join up and do this.

I'll let all of you decide if it's a good idea or a bad idea to have a welcomer.

But, I'll keep doing it whether I have my stars or not. ( although I would miss them )[/b]

no no no I'm not saying take your stars and poistion away..well..I dunno I just don't think it is AS meaningful..sorry...

but now do you see what I mean? a new person just posted his thing, and here I am responding to you. think about it. this is messy, tacky, and ridiculous. sorry Seri..but that's what I think...it was a nice thought, though. but do you see what I mean? I think this sticky should be deleted soon...and I think we should talk to icedawg about making that section....