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    Thread: What do you think Chuck Norris does in his dreams?

    1. 03-06-2010 10:54 PM #1
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      Smile What do you think Chuck Norris does in his dreams?

      Doesnt it make you wonder what Chuck Norris does in his dreams? Especially lucid dreams? What do you think he does when he has a nightmare? Or when hes introuble in a dream?
      Sorry if this post sounds stupid. I thought it might be funny What? I WAS BORED! lol

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    2. 03-07-2010 01:27 AM #2
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    3. 03-07-2010 04:14 AM #3
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      Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, he fears nothing.
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    4. 03-07-2010 06:30 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by Supernova View Post
      Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, he fears nothing.
      Lol, so true!
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    5. 03-07-2010 07:14 PM #5
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      Dreams have nightmares when Chuch goes to sleep.
      My opinion:
      *Lucid Dreams, OBEs, Astral Projections are one and the same.
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    6. 03-07-2010 08:42 PM #6
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      When Chuck Norris has nightmares. They fear him.
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    7. 03-09-2010 12:55 PM #7
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      When Chuck Norris has an LD, he hits an infinite loop of people standing in a line around the universe with one punch.
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    8. 03-09-2010 02:03 PM #8
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      He fights his only worthy opponent.. Himself.
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    9. 03-09-2010 11:10 PM #9
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      It's foolish to ask what Chuck Norris is doing in his dreams. Really, one should ask what dreams are doing in Chuck Norris.
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    10. 03-15-2010 10:43 PM #10
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      We're all Chuck Norris' dream characters. This isn't reality, it's Chuck Norris' dream.

      /thread
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    11. 03-16-2010 05:17 AM #11
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      Maybe he tries to do what a lot of us do, impossible stuff. Well, impossible for Chuck Norris. You know things like: Actually displaying mercy, Not killing someone with a RHK, or crying.
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    12. 03-16-2010 05:46 AM #12
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    13. 03-16-2010 05:50 AM #13
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      Chuck Norris doesn't look forward to lucid dreams. Lucid dreams look forward to him.

      Pretty much what everyone else says

      And that thing about inventing the giraffe. (Uppercutting a horse)
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      Chuck Norris doesn't have dreams. Dreams have Chuck Norris.


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    15. 03-17-2010 04:14 AM #15
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      Bah! You all forget that Chuck Norris does not sleep.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Supernova View Post
      Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, he fears nothing.
      Nightmares have chucknorris.
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    17. 03-17-2010 06:52 AM #17
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      He hauls ass, that's what he does.
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      Freddy Krueger fears Chuck Norris.
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    19. 03-17-2010 07:17 AM #19
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      Chuck Norris tried to kill himself in a dream once when he roundhouse kicked his own subconscious. He only survived because he's Chuck Norris.

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      Hmm, I kind of expected a little more discussion. I mean Chuck round house kicked his failed-nightmares...
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      I heard Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.
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      There are no dreams for Chuck Norris, there are only more fists.
      http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/4919/siggq.jpg
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      Quote Originally Posted by Logos View Post
      When Chuck Norris has an LD, he hits an infinite loop of people standing in a line around the universe with one punch.
      This already happens in real life, Logos.
      Chuck Norris doesn't think about dreams, guys. Don't you know that dreams think Chuck Norris?

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