Quote Originally Posted by WakingNomad View Post
Dude, my great uncle saw a fucking menehune on Kaua'i! There was a stream nearby full of fish and freshwater shrimp, caves in the mountains, and farmers' crops nearby. I think the Menehune are simply pygmies. He said he was a little man the size of a boy. I mean, they left behind physical evidence of their existence. They built fish ponds and bridges. I think after the "Hawaiians" came here, (which are huge ass people) they went into hiding to survive.

Anyway, I think you should transform into a leprechaun, and trick it that way. Or leave a trap of beer!
Oh wow...I had completely forgotten a dream I just had a bit ago about a little midget man until I read this. He wasn't a Leprechaun but something else I didn't know what.