Andrew Who Steals Kids
This is a really fuckin weird dream.
I was a teenager, but I was riding a bus or something over to Izam's house. I was near his neighborhood when I became interested in a man who was cutting down a tree.
I asked him why he was cutting down the tree, and he told me something really strange that didn't make sense. His entire character didn't make sense. He told me his name was Andrew.
"Look at that tree that I'm cutting down. How old is it?"
I looked at the rings that the tree made. I counted 14 rings, but then the rings got increasingly smaller and more compact too, I would guess that there were around 20 more.
There was something wrong with the tree though.
And then suddenly, I was a child. The tree turned me into a child or something, and then there was a cutscene about a woman.
She was investigating this Andrew character because a trail of suspicion was leading up to him. She believed that he was responsible for the abduction of several children.
The scene went back to me standing in Andrew's lawn. I don't think this scene really registered with me, because for some reason I felt a strong parental attraction to him.
"Go get your stuff and bring it back here," he said.
It was suddenly night time now and I was walking down the road back to my house.
I passed the woman who I saw earlier in the cutscene. Both of us were just exiting the gated neighborhood. I intuitively knew that she was walking to the farm, on a lead, and going to dig something/someone up.
"What are you doing here, walking so late at night?" She asked me, as I was still just a small child.
"I'm going home to get my stuff," I replied happily.
"Oh....you must be with Andrew."
The Tree of Quick Escalation
I was standing in the kitchen with my mother. She was showing me the new tree that she got.
It was kind of a scrimpy looking tree.
She went on talking about something else, and during her conversation she made a growling noise, imitating our dog.
We heard a growl come back to us.
What the fuck? That wasn't the tree...was it?
My mother and I exchanged confused looks.
I growled.
The tree furiously growled back at me.
"Woah!"
At first I thought this was pretty damn cool. We have a tree that can growl!
But then, suddenly, the tree burst into flames and smoke. The tree grew quickly around our kitchen and had vines of smoke and fire reaching off of it.
"MORTALS! WONDERS OF FAWN! YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME!"
This was one hell of a pissed off tree. It started listing its demands when I woke up.
Lesson learned - trees are easily pissed off in Zukin's dream world.
Plane Crash
I was camping out on the lawn of my highschool when I look up to the sky and see a strange plane flying haphazardly in the sky, and very low to the ground.
I kept watching it, and then it crashed right next to my tent and caught on fire in a big bang. The pilot survived though, but he was a bit wacked out.
Izam frag
Something about me being pissed off, and Izam had a shield and a sword (which is normal for him <3).
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