Thread: Maria's Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

07.23.2010

Dog Treats are Awesome (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


I'm sitting at home with my sister when I get the curious idea to try eating a dog cookie. The cookies are just run-of-the-mill Milkbone brand treats, but there are several colors to choose from. I pick a tan one the box claims is peanut flavored, and my sis chooses a red one. Biting into the cookie, I'm surprised by the burst of flavor, but more so by the texture. The dog treat is exactly like a Do-Si-Do girl scout cookie in every way. My sister, on the other hand, has turned bright red and her eyes are watering. She tells me hers is incredibly spicy. The dream ends.

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07.23.2010

Plant Graveyard (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


I'm at some unusual place outside with my pepper plants. The plants are about five feet high and sparsely foliated. They are dying. The stems are turning black in places. They have been getting way too much water as of late, and are rotting from the inside out.

My sister, in a last ditch effort to save them, plants them under a slab of concrete. Unfortunately, the rain shows up and floods the plants, finishing them off. The roots rot and the stems turn to black mush. The rest of my garden soon follows suit. The only survivor is a pepper on the porch under the shelter of the roof.

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07.23.2010

Mario Party meets Friends (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


I'm on a set of stairs with Joey and Chandler from Friends. The right hand side of the stairs is a bookcase stuffed full of books. They are playing a game, and I'm watching. Basically, it's supersized Mario Party. They tell me to come on and join them, so I do and immediately roll a 6. Chandler gets a bit pissed off, but we all roll again. He gets a 1, and I get a 5. This sets him off on a mini-rant before the dream ends.

Hm, whatever happened to the false dreams? And lol at the party.

Originally Posted by Walms

Hm, whatever happened to the false dreams? And lol at the party.

They take effort...and I haven't come up with a really good plot yet. I'm thinking something fighting related. Not dead yet.

07.30.2010

Some Such Title Goes Here (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


It is my grandma's birthday, and we are celebrating the occasion with a meal out.

My entire family is going, so my dad is driving over. I bring my modified DS along, since I use it to store music in a very strange program. I find that the songs I have are somewhat bland, and so mix things up by playing two of them at once. It sounds absolutely phenomenal. I liken it to a Nerds Rope...one song is the gummy core that holds the piece together, and the other is like the delicious tiny candies that make you want to eat it in the first place.

At the restaurant, there are huge candleabras that double as blow torches. My dad lights one, sending a six inch blue flame shooting upward. My grandma gets ahold of it and puts out the fire, but touches the end right after, burning her finger.

At the hotel room we're renting, a woman comes to the door selling magazines. I'm a bit strapped for cash, so I turn the tables and ask her if she'd like to buy a slightly used DS. I show her all the features, pirated games, and songs, and she agrees to the $100 price tag.

The scene skips to a comic book. The comic is about a funny psychiatrist that goes around solving people's problems, especially phobias.

07.31.2010

Battling Zombies with my Girlfriend (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


I'm on a double date with one of my friends in a rented suit. The jacket is gray, and I remember my parents telling me to try and keep it nice.

Conversation briefly abates, and my friend's date leans over and starts to flirt with me. My date, having none of that, asks to talk to me in private. Demands is more accurate, really.

I excuse myself from the table and join her near the restrooms, where she asks me what the hell I think I'm doing. I try to calm her down when we notice they are staring at us. I draw her behind a crowd and into the rather cramped Men's room.

We begin to argue once more when Michal Jackson's Thriller starts playing from some unseen source and the room is suddenly filled with zombies. Zombies everywhere. Crawling down the walls, coming up through the toilet, popping up from under the floor.

We both set to work, making sure the decomposing corpses rest in pieces. She punches one zombie so hard his head shatters, spraying the wall with grime and zombie flesh. I deliver a series of roundhouse kicks that would shame Chuck Norris. We beat and flail our way through the zombie crowd until all are dead. My jacket is flecked with mud and water stains, but the two of us are safe.

I emerge from the restroom and find my parents, telling them that the date went great. They cringe at the state of my jacket. Oh, well. The dream ends.

08.02.2010

Laying on the Charm (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID
Enjoyable, Favorite, Vivid

I'm at the dealership I usually work at, but the interior of the building has been transformed into a five star restaurant. The harsh fluorescent lights have been replaced with dimmer bulbs that create a wonderful atmosphere. The carpet is red, the siding is all done in dark mahogany. The place is staffed with professional ass-kissers. The maître d’ in particular lacks a sense of humor, and only knows how to be snotty and proper.

I am a very important person here, it seems. So important, that a very wealthy and very handsome black actor wants to hang out with me. He's carrying a DS, and asks if I know the game Pokemon. I tell him I do, and ask if he would like to accompany me to my car while I get it. He agrees.

My car is parked quite a ways from the building, so he goes and gets his to drive over. I remember with a wave of horror that my save file was erased, along with my epic team. There is a fix, though. I have to insert four pokemon games at once into my modified DS to generate a legendary team.

I open my game case and set to work. He jumps out of his car and watches me work. I search feverishly for the games amongst all the other games. The poor light at this time of night isn't helping, either.

I finally collect all the games. I need to hurry up and create this team fast. The famous guy says he'll move his car, and that he'll meet me inside in a few. I close up my car and take off across the parking lot at a flat out run. As I dodge a waiter, he shouts, "Hey, you! Get off the property. This is a private party."

"Chillax, bro. It's fine," I shout back.

I slow down and walk across the threshold like a civilized person. The maître d’ shoots me a dirty look. "You know, the guests won't like those kinds of shenanigans. If they tip poorly, you will be held responsible, and expected to make it up."

'Cripes, chill, you old blunderbag,' I think to myself.

I enter the restaurant proper and look around. The room is packed with people, some strewn about casually. I head over to the bar, where my friend is working. I shake his hand, then step over an aisle made of lined up bottles. The decorator had unusual tastes. Everyone is talking, and at the center of the huge restaurant is a massive flat screen TV turned onto American football. These people have good taste. It is officially my duty to go around shaking hands and introducing myself, but I don't want to. Neither do the people, for that matter. Nobody wants to be disturbed so they can meet some person of little consequence they'll never see again. So, I pull up a bar stool and just watch things unfold as the dream ends.

What a night! I had at least 3, perhaps 4 solid, vivid dreams, none of them about debates. In my first dream, I'm in my AP Biology class again, warming up for the No Child Left Behind tests and all that nonsense.

Congrats?

100 and she agreed to it!? Crazy dream.
And lol @ thriller dream

08.03.2010

Ninja-Flipping Knights and a Fivesome (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


The dream opens video game style. I'm on a lake with a fishing pole. There is a castle surrounded by knights. My job is to catch a certain number of fish and kill all the knights so I can get into the castle. I think the fish thing would be easier to do first, so I set out on a small raft around the lake. I drift a bit too close, though, and the knights become suspicious of me. I tried to tell them I am but a humble fisherman, and paddle away. It works for a second, but the person in charge figures me out and sounds the alarm.

Knights come sloshing toward me by the barrel full. I grab the throat of the first one who reaches me and chuck him over my shoulder into another enemy. I sieze one soldier's arm and use it to spin him around in a circle, taking out the ring of enemies that has formed around me, then slinging him into a tree.

Forgetting the fishing requirement, I go to the castle gates. Inside is a collection of innocent people having a fine time. I see a few people I know, but what catches my eye are the two cuties chatting with what I presume to be their boyfriends. As I watch, in the course of a few seconds, the girls go from happy to furious. I take that to mean the guys just broke up with them.

They storm toward the gate...one of them mutters "I'm broken. Who wants to fix me?" This I recognize as an invitation to shag. I jump at the opportunity and follow the pair back to their home on the lake.

As I cross the threshold, I ask them how they feel about threesomes. They explain they are bisexual, and would be just fine with it.

Inside the house, we begin pushing beds together to make enough room for the three of us. Curiously, there are two other beds. The owners of said beds walk through the door and ask what's going on. I explain, then ask them all how they feel about a five way. They all agree that it would be fine.

Before the screwing begins, there are details that need to be hashed out. One girl suggests moving to a different room. I'm worried about the echo factor in that room, and how easy it would be to hear us. This room, by contrast, has floor-to-ceiling carpeting, and is nicely insulated.

Spoiler for Explicit:

The details are hashed out, and with nothing left to do but to do it, we strip off. Somehow, we end up in a circle. The girls start fingering each other, and I follow suit. The ladies to either side of me are already very wet, and seem to be enjoying themselves. The cutie on my right reaches out and takes my member. Her grip feels amazing. After about a minute of this, it is time to move on.

I lay down on the floor and am readily straddled. It was one of the ladies I didn't have a chance to touch. She guides me inside her. The feeling is beyond description. The other girl comes over and has me eat her out. The remaining two do their own thing together while they wait for me to free up.

The rhythmic gliding of the fine young woman is absolutely sensational. I somehow manage to hold off until she comes and dismounts. The dream ends.

08.04.2010

Bombing Round the Sky, Looking Super Fly (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


I'm in an airplane, approaching the runway.

"Cessna 264 Alpha Foxtrot making final approach on runway one four."

I lower the flaps the final ten percent and make my final turn, lining up with the center of the runway as I pull power. Gently, I float down the runway, then nudge the plane onto the rear wheels of the tricycle landing gear before setting the plane down on the front one. A near perfect landing. I coast down the runway, then apply the toe brakes so I can swing onto the taxiway.

I park the plane on the grass by the runway, then make a quick change into my rocket powered flying squirrel suit.

Attracting quite the crowd now, I stand at the end of the runway and ignite the thrusters. The jetpack hurls me skyward, and a pair of retractable modified wings pops out. the wings are hollow in the center, which reduces weight and improves the aerodynamic qualities of the wings.

With the wings providing lift and stability, the controls of the suit become quite simple. I do rolls, loops, and crazy turns simply by leaning in any given direction. Ah, but how to land this thing? I make a lazy bank and headed for the runway, as I deploy the string-based flap system and cut power. Several dozen small jets on the front of the wing spew a silly string like material over the surface of the wings, which covers the hole in the middle of each wing. The aerodynamic flow of air destroyed, I decelerate rapidly and alight lightly on the runway below. The dream ends amidst the cheers of the onlookers.

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08.04.2010

One-on-One with a Cutie in the Kitchen (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID
Enjoyable, Sex, Vivid

I enter my kitchen and open the refrigerator in search of something to nom. My search in vain, I close the door and find myself face-to-face with a very cute girl with dark brown hair and enchanting eyes.

"Let's do it," she says, as she unbuckles my jeans.

"With pleasure." I pull down her skirt and undo the buttons of her blouse. Still half-clothed, I push her against the cold fridge door. She asks to go slow as I thrust deep inside her, producing some giggling and protesting. With me still inside, she lectures me on proper screwing etiquette.

Her lecture concluded, we resume. Again, the feeling is absolutely amazing. The dream ends before either of us can finish.

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08.04.2010

Busting the Chop Shop (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


I'm driving in my Oldsmobile with my sister when I decide to take a shortcut home and jump the curb, speeding down a large concrete sidewalk. It isn't long before I come upon a ramp about the width of my car. I hang a left and take it, bouncing through a doorway of sorts and down another ramp. The entire area is very maze-like, but I continue to bounce along.

I eventually come across an illegal chop shop that is dismantling a beautiful red Mustang. The mechanics all look up...and promptly discover the grill of my car.

I start mowing over the lot of the crooks, sending bodies flying into heaps of broken bones and bruised flesh. When, at last, all the baddies have been dispatched, I make my exit back from whence I came.

08.05.2010

The Ultimate Sandwich (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID
Enjoyable, Funny, Vivid

I'm in a cafeteria, assembling the world's most fabulous sandwich. I begin by seizing a foot-and-a-half long hoagie roll, already cut in half. Next I pile a separate plate high with thick strips of corned beef. This I set aside for now.

I take my sandwich and work the counter, grabbing some of everything. The first thing that catches my eye is some boiled, buttered, and salted cabbage. I lay down a bed as my base. On top of this, I pile some saurkraut and the first layer of meat. Next is black olives, which I sprinkle on generously. Another round of meat, and now some spicy dijon mustard. Next, mushrooms...of four kinds. Another round of meat. The sandwich is beginning to take shape. Still more is needed, though.

At long last, the sandwich is complete. At half a yard long and a good 9 inches high, this is one badass meal. As I stroll through the cafeteria, people stop eating as I pass, some with gasps of shock or horror, as they gaze upon my epic creation. Whispers go up, and as I take my seat, I realize the entire cafeteria has stopped eating. They are watching me. I pick up my sandwich and take a huge bite. The taste is sensational. The basic flavor of the mushrooms balances out the acidity of the mustard and saurkraut, and the black olives and cabbage add a nice element of saltiness. The body of the sandwich, the corned beef, is tender and delicious. This is, without a doubt, the best thing I've ever tasted in a dream.

The scene skips to me driving home, where I see my teacher running down the street with a home made flamethrower strapped to his back. He's headed to the monster truck ralley, during which there will be a contest to see who made the best home made weapon.

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08.05.2010

Dimension Jumping and Father Assault (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


The dream begins with me discovering my new ability: dimension jumping. I am now in possession of the power to leap into any number of an infinite number of realities, each with their own unique histories and futures. Naturally, I want to try this out.

The first few dimensions are exactly like the one I'm in right now, but with minor latent differences, like one where Napoleon won the war. Snore.

In the next dimension, I find myself in a dimly lit room. My father is here, but he is an unstable and dangerous man. In a scene reminiscient of the LoTR dark rider sniffing out Frodo, my dad sensed my location behind the bed, then proceeded to attack. I dash out the nearest exit and find myself in a beautiful home, where my mother and sister are shocked to see me there. I run through the kitchen with my dad hot on my heels. On the table are some knives, which I arm myself with. Now with twin blades, I continue to run. I don't want to use them, but I will if I have to. My dad corners me, and I nick both his arms and flee.

I tear out the door into the snow and wait. My father arrives shortly, running like a bear. Once he sees me, though, he stops, turns around, and sulks off. Apparently, I don't pose a threat anymore. The dream ends.

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08.05.2010

I need Shoelaces! (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


This dream is only slightly more interesting than it sounds.

On the computer, I watch as a group of pranksters use shoelaces to create a 2D structure atop a large-ish building. This time, they decide to make Snoopy out of black and white shoelaces. This gets me thinking. I take a piece of paper and copy down the snoopy design. Now all I need are some shoelaces, and I can have a bit of fun.

I'm in New York City, on vacation, I guess, and in need of a mall. A Foot Locker store would have what I need...the nearest mall with that store, though, is a fair ways away, and my folks don't want to travel that far. Times Square is a bit closer, but I don't know if they'll have what I need.

Unable to find any shoelaces, the dream ends.

Originally Posted by Mario92

[INDENT]

03.10.2009

FIRST LUCID!!! (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I did the lucid dreaming mantra last night, and I had a grand total of 2 or three dreams. The biggest event of the night, however, was MY FIRST LUCID EVER! Apparently, I was in the army and we were marching down this big, dusty hill thing surrounded by wooden walls. I looked at it, realized I had been here before in my dreams, and that this must be a dream. The excitement was so much that I had a false awakening.

just read this for the first time, it felt like a carry over memory.

Ah, good times...

08.08.2010

Epic Lucid (MILD)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID
Achieved Goal, Enjoyable, Favorite, Lucid Dream, Vivid

I'm pacing around a beautiful hotel room seated above a lake of lava. As I approach the desk, it suddenly hits me that I'm dreaming. I go dizzy and the world flickers briefly into blackness, but I hang onto it. I'm dreaming. There isn't anything I can't do.

Right, first things first. I picture a beautiful girl with shoulder length blond hair behind me, about to give me a neck massage, then turn around. Right behind me is a beautiful girl with shoulder length blond hair (and very cute freckles). For the first time in my life, I successfully summoned someone.

I suggest we move to the bed, and she concurs. Before we can do anything, though, two dudes jump into my room and start nattering on about how I had to save someone. I try to smite the chattery bastards, but it doesn't work. Shit. Oh, well, time to try out different dream powers instead.

Still very lucid, it occurs to me to try and fly over the lake of lava. I pick a cool spot and jump into the air, briefly flying sort of like Iron Man. It doesn't last very long, and I find myself sprinting over the lava at tremendous speed.

I crash into a dimly lit restaurant and try flying again. I'm able to do some gliding, sort of like a flying squirrel, but not outright flying. I find the exit and emerge into a nice college campus with trees and tall buildings. Perfect for practicing.

I'm wearing my backpack, and try to fly by sheer willpower, which doesn't go so well. I recall the jumping to get higher technique and give it a try. Surprisingly, it works. I keep jumping and eventually fly a short distance. The backpack is heavy, though, and I want to get rid of it. The moment I do so, however, my flying goes away. No technique is able to restore my flying power. For some reason, my skill is directly linked to the backpack.

Sick of flying, I decide to screw with some DC's. I march into my classroom and look at my seat. "BAM!" I shout, and a CD appears on it. Very nice. I move the CD and take my seat. Looking at the hallway outside, I shout "BOOM!" in an effort to re-summon the cutie from before. There is no immediate activity, so I get up and take a peek. She's there, but she's talking with the teacher. The dream ends.

08.10.2010

Halo Garage Brawl Creepyness (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


"Three, two, one: FIGHT!"

The garage battleground loads. It looks quite similar to my garage, but much larger and greatly expanded. Not bothering with the little shit, I immediately go to the sniper rifle, and from there, to the monitor.





I "possess" the monitor and activate the defenses. I have two primary modes of fire, plus a tractor beam, laser eye, and the power to fly. Since the laser renders me defenseless for a few seconds, I opt for the two main modes of firing, which can be done simultaneously.

Green plasma missiles start firing from either side at tremendous velocity as I engage the first weapon, closely followed by an even faster barrage of smaller, pink plasma balls as the second weapon comes online.

There are three enemies around me. Two of them I take out quickly, but the third is more cunning. He uses heat seeking missiles to keep me away. While I'm distracted, he gets into an armored hummer with missile capabilities and tries to take aim.

I, being much faster and agile than he is, open fire and begin circling at close range, ensuring he never locks on. He quickly takes cover behind a large work bench, but it is no use. I continue my relentless onslaught of fire until, at last, the hummer breaks down and he becomes trapped inside.

I cease firing for a moment and start chargin' mah lazur. A few seconds later, a huge red beam erupts from my "eye" and vaporizes the truck and my opponent. I win.

The garage is now a mess, though, and the battle fades to reality. I unpossess the monitor and join my opponents in cleaning up the mess. It is only then that I realize the monitor had a tractor beam that would be hugely helpful. Unfortunately, though, I've lost it among the rubble somewhere, and cannot find it. Deciding that restarting the level would be easier, I go to the level select menu, which is a series of tubes on the wall of the garage, and pick one at random, hoping that once there, we can get back to the garage scene, reset and everything neatly in place.

The dream gets progressively more disturbing and weird from here. The world we warp to is one of ice, snow, and water. Three massive fish with frightening teeth guard the level select menu. We all materialize in the frigid ocean, and quickly beat a retreat to land, where a giant meat freezer sits. The dead cows are all contaminated and unfit for consumption. The place has been shut down for years and abandoned long ago. The windows are grimy and the lighting is dim. The entire setting is extremely unsettling and creepy.

The fish swim up to land, where they are electrocuted by a wire of some sort. The level select spazzes out and takes me to a place that can only be described as hell. It is a modified map of Blood Gulch, clearly done by some sadistic fuck. The map is combat-functional, but so random and downright scary that I can't imagine anyone wanting to spend more than a few seconds on it. The scenery has a way of mutating and shifting, which has some very weird consequences. I watch as my teammates are beheaded, cleaved in half, and killed by their own bullets, all seemingly from thin air. Donkey Kong materializes on the map and starts shrieking wildly, as if in intense pain as his body is stretched to unheard of proportions.

I'm floating now. I have no body. It has disappeared. Four monkey totems appear on the map in a circle, and with horror I realize that they are myself and my opponents. My view only lets me see two of them, but as I watch the player list, the first two are eliminated, and the cause of their destruction becomes apparent when a huge rolling wooden monkey ball crushes the person next to my totem, and then my own totem. My view flickers to static, then to black. The dream ends.

08.11.2010

Skipping through Japan (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


I'm walking down a street one misty, dismal morning in Japan. My company is a cute Japanese girl who insists on skipping and speaks with a singsong voice.

She skips on ahead as I plod along. I pass a woman on her way to work. "Moshi moshi!" I say, with a bow for politeness. The woman returns the bow with a smile and carries on her merry way.

I catch up to the skipping girl, and we wait at a bus stop. In her singsong voice, she speaks several lines of fluent Japanese. I catch my name, and "baka," which means idiot. In English, I ask if she just called me an idiot. She giggles and smiles, and speaks a bit more Japanese that sounds like "no, of course not." "You did! You just called me an idiot!" I retort. She giggles again, and the dream ends.

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08.11.2010

Really Big Guns (Non-lucid)

FALSE DREAM DREAM LUCID


The bus rocks from side to side as it hits another bump on the road. The gent sitting next to me seems to be in a daze. The back of the bus certainly does get a lot of the sway, which gently rocks me to sleep.

There is a small explosion. Gunshots ring out, and I'm thrown into the back of the seat in front of me. Panic ensues. I beat a hasty retreat to the front of the bus, but get thrown into a seat a few rows shy of my target. It is here that I decide to play dead. I'm pushed up against the corpse of a fat man. I put on my best dead face, complete with eyes rolled back and limp appendages.

The threat passes, and the survivors exit the bus. I split from the pack and head off on my own. As I wander the facility, I notice a room bathed in red light. It is apparently a guard station, left abandoned momentarily. Two very large handguns with equally large clips of bullets are sitting on the security console. I pick them up and stuff my pockets with extra clips. The guns are surprisingly light for their size.

I round the corner and come face-to-face with one of the attackers. I quickly unload half a clip into his face. The handguns appear to be fully automatic. I change the clip out for a full one and discard the half empty. No need to be weighed down. I have plenty of ammo.

I wander the facility some more, and stumble upon a thwomp from the Super Mario universe. It is quite a distance off, so I take aim and fire at it for shits and giggles. The thwomp becomes enraged, and rushes toward me at tremendous speed. In addition, it calls all its friends. The guns do fuck all, so I holster them and start chucking grenades, which also prove ineffective.

Solid Snake appears on the scene and pulls out a special grenade, then rushes me to safety. The explosion turns the thwomps into rubble. The dream ends.

Man, I also have these dreams where I'm in Japan. For some reason I'm usually fully capable of both understanding the language, as well as speaking it fluently. Then I wake up and face the brutal reality ._.

Oh well, that will change soon.

Remind me to never open an "explicit" from you again <.<

Originally Posted by Walms

Remind me to never open an "explicit" from you again <.<

That would be a wise move, I fear.

It wasn't that bad, was it?

Originally Posted by XeL

It wasn't that bad, was it?

I didn't think so.

Compared to this one dream I had where a dude was fucking this dudette (whose vagina was located on her forehead), it's not that bad.

Originally Posted by XeL

Compared to this one dream I had where a dude was fucking this dudette (whose vagina was located on her forehead), it's not that bad.

Lawl.

Thanks, everyone, for reading. ^_^