Thread: Altruist's (un)epic adventures

Mom dead

In this dream,my took some medication and ended up dying because of that.I became worried about what would become of me.For some reason,my dad would not be able to sustain me.I was thinking I would become homeless,or have some dead end job.My dad talked to me about opening a bank saving account and working at a hospital,like he did when he was a kid.He advised me not to take the "shaking ones" to the hospital though,as they could bite me.I remember thinking I had about twelve bucks on my bank account,money I got from mendicancy.

I sat on the floor and wondered about what would become of me.My friends would wonder I left school so suddenly and my dreams of greatness were discarded.I was feeling almost numb.Meanwhile,my dad talked to my mom's ghost,telling her to go to the forest and do some ritual.His zombie friend had done it before.My mom did not want to get into that kind of stuff.

Felt good to wake up and know I didn't have to go to the streets and ask passers by for change.Felt also slightly unreal,since I had been immersed in that weird frame of mind for quite some time.


In another dream,I shaved my genitalia.Easier than in real life,felt good man.

In another dream,I was walking around the mall when I spotted my dad talking to a cellphone agency clerk chick.He was going to spy on my mom using cellphones and stuff.

In another dream,my mom was driving like a goofball.The car did some twists in the air and the indian maid in the car almost did not manage to hold the cake.She did it again and the tea would not have survived if she had not covered the recipient with her hand.

Tests and aunt's house

I was doing an exam at school and ended up taking it home to finish it.Even though I was able to cheat,it still felt very boring to do that thing.I was apparently living at my aunt's house.I tried shoving some stuff like kids swimming equipment in the toilet and flushing it all.It wasn't working.Later,I used the computer and an old friend came to talk to me.I remember the number 33,or 3.3.

American fat dude

My friend told me about some friend of his in the USA via skype.I started seeing a political map of the US,it zoomed in somewhere in the south.A fat dude lived there,in his mother's house.He used the toilet in order to change his clothing.Something about this dream felt really pleasurable,for some reason.

Friendship restored

I was at my childhood school.Two of my friends,who recently had a fight were talking to each other like bros again.Felt very good man.I looked to my left and a van was passing by.A clone of my friend was sitting on the front seat with an old lady on his lap,a dumb look on his lips and eyes.Our conversation involved something like saving money.

Runescape jungle

Despite the Runescape universe slowly falling out of my conscious mind,I still have dreams on it.I dreamt I was running around in a dense jungle,and the graphics were the most vivid experience ever.It was one of those dreams that are much more real than real life itself.I thought to myself,why haven't I been playing more of this extremely awesome game recently?Too bad the real game is not as exhilarating for me anymore as it's dream counterpart was.


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Infatuation

I was in love with a girl who lives next door.Most of the dream passed while I was inside a car.We were on a research team or something like that.It had been some time since I last felt that in love feeling.Felt kind of good.Enola reverof.

Remote control at the pool

This dream was kind of abstract.I was sitting on a swimming pool with some people from school,but there was very little visual stimuli,I could only feel their presence and they manifested as cartoon characters.I was using a remote control to switch channels on a TV while my buddies chaotically moved around.I feel there was more to it but it was so abstract its hard to remember.

In another dream,some dudes from school and me were all living in a bathroom.It looked like my parents bathroom.I remember a nasty part when one of them filled the toilet bowl with shit-stained toilet paper.

Fallout lasers

I was splaying Fallout 3 with a bazooka-like weapon that could shoot thick laser beams.Some dream character suggested I used regular guns instead,but I didn't want to.I hit a critical on a leopard-like monster for a damage of 24000.I could use more actions points and it felt effective.I climbed some boxes and found a broken sword.

Little house party

I went to some place were there was a fantasy party going on.I saw some pictures of naked people/children stamped on some doors.My friend was inside the party,apparently wearing a TV monster fantasy.He looked like he did when he was a child,a false memory was created for me to think I "remembered" that show, which I supposedly watched as a kid.Another boy was accompanying him.I walked around vaguely for some time.

Not sure if in the same dream,but I remember a scene where the sun was shining in an yellowish tone,invading the house I was in.In the house,a national rock band was living.The singer was lazy for some reason.



In another dream,I was walking out of the movies as a voice induced an epiphany in my mind.The voice explained that the longer you were exposed to the colorful showcases,the more you wanted to buy stuff,and that was the reason why the corridor out of the movie room was so long,to force you to go through it and be tempted by consumerist drives.Needless to say,that is just dream logic and there are no long corridors with showcases at the exit of the movies in my country.

I dreamt I was in a Minecraftey world witha cobblestone halberd equipped(it seemed like one).My friend approached me to talk to/bully me.The place felt chaotic,there were probably screams too.

In another dream,I was in my van, going to school.Two girls entered the van,but I was sitting in a way that somehow did not amuse one of them.It was like I was a rag doll and left my right leg to its own luck.

In another dream,I scared a little boy while in school.He told me he was going to tell me on a monitor.The rest of the dream consisted of me walking around the school,paranoidly afraid of being shunned/punished for screaming and making ugly faces at the kid.

In another dream,I was in a Skype conference.The online meeting's supposed purpose was to study math,but it was a mess and everyone was talking about other things.Some dude asked "how do I find a circle's ring?" and I woke up.

Runescape HD and Trent's birthday

I went to a secret place with a fatty and someone else,where you could play a super HD version of Runescape,with impressive fire effects.To get there we had to jump through some old windows and navigate around a seemingly abandoned place.In the game,I was buffing other players strength with a shiny silver spell.

I navigated my way back from wherever I was and found Trent Reznor and a bunch of fans who came for his birthday.He talked like a madman,and wrote something about Moore's Law on a blackboard.He then showed us some creepy photos which were creepy due to camera focus problems,it seemed like they weren't meant to be creepy when they were taken,since it was just regular people on them.He then showed a wall full of Halloween masks pinned to it and afterwards pulled a lever,which turned a very fast mine cart on.The mine cart went off it's rails and sunk into the ocean.Trent related that to death,or dying with the mine cart or something.

High school exam

I was doing an exam high schoolers usually do to try to get into college.The examiners in the room were very annoying,they would kick you out of the room for the smallest reasons.My friend was kicked out because,according to the examiners, there was no quantum church or atom (?).Another examiner got mad at me because he didn't like my calligraphy.In another scene,I was doing the exam in my room,a keyboard resting on my belly.

Church of Kung Fu

I remember going to a martial art academy,where people were practicing with kimonos.Some ladies wore pink kimonos,and the instructor was preaching something.They had ranks which varied according to a number on their kimonos I think.In another scene/dream,I took a experimental class and when it was finished my mom didn't want to pay for it.Felt sort of embarassing.


Before waking up,I dreamt of a grassy place with a house,where a little Japanese boy was wearing a panda costume.He was working for someone.When it was night and everyone went to sleep,he stayed there,humming a song.I don't think I actually heard it,but I tried to remember (in the dream) as the Song of Storms.

After a many months long dry spell,I have finally managed to have to lucid dreams(I do believe them to be lucid).

Building flying

I was inside a tall building,it's decoration color scheme looked like my school's:light blue and white.For some reason,I was lucid.I tried to fly upwards but it was hard,I thought it would be better if I stabilized the dream first.It all felt pretty vivid.I remember that I went on rampage,destroying everything and everyone that was in the building.I kicked some nurses/secretaries in slow motion and there might have been explosions.At one point,part of the floor was completely taken over by scorpions/lobsters.They were contained by some huge metal doors.There was someone near me.

A creeper's perspective

I was surprised to have another lucid dream just one night after my dry spell breaker,probably due to my accidental WBTB procedure:waking up to take a piss.I think the dream began with me walking around in a Twilight themed house.I saw some glimpses of Bella on painting on the walls,it was slightly dark and creepy.An army of Edwards came to try and destroy me.Their movements were odd,as if they were machines,they reminded me of the agents from The Matrix.They were slow and attacked in repetitive patterns,so I had no problems with punching the shit out of their white faces,which kind of turned red.Their lack of expression worried me.

This is where the lucid (and confusing,if this weren't paradoxical) part begins.I met a cute girl from school somewhere in the dream world and got closer to her than ever before.I think I could feel a nice smell.I took control of her body and got out of my house.I wanted to make the dream stable but it was hard,I looked at how moist and deep the grass looked.The sun hadn't risen yet,so I thought that the might have been sleeping as well and thought of going to her house to check if her real body was on her bed (what?).

Hey guys,this is my room,you know

There was another bed in my room and a bunch of people from school sitting there talking to each other and having their usual unfathomably uninteresting, artificial chit-chat.At one point,I was chilling in my bed and one of the girls came over to me and started rubbing herself on me.It was sort of like reverse rape,I tried not to have a boner but it was her intention that I had one.My dick was thinner than in reality.She talked to me the whole time,asking if it was hard the whole time.Eww.Before you call me gay,I must inform you that I do not find the aforementioned girl attractive.


In another dream,a friend of mine and I went to a party and sat on a couch.An attractive petite blond girl who looked like a 12 year old laid down on my friend.He seemed clueless about how to proceed,and was laughing,asking for my help.I just stared,slightly jealous of his fortune.

I dreamt I was playing a game similar to GTA,and bypass an airport's security system and fly somewhere illegally.There was a shootout in a big room and I managed to escape by breaking a window and jumping into a small chamber.The air had a green tone to it,because I knew there was gas in it,but I don't think it was poisonous.The guards called me dumb and told me they would be able to track me by the gas scent left behind or something.The dream was in third person,and at one point I became R.O.B and fell into a sewer.Navigating the level was confusing and I think I fell into a cycle of circular logic and action for some time.

Throughout the night I looked at myself in the mirror,always seeing a gigantic wound closed by stitches on my neck.It burned a little,but it was probably just my real life throat hurting due to being cold.

Also,I went to the mall in one dream and found a creepy dude from school there.He talked as if he was with completely unaware of his social awkwardness.There seemed to be a lot of people I knew at the mall.I felt very tired and tried to sleep on a couch,but my friend scolded me for doing it because the sofa was cubic or something.

In another dream,my friend had an obsession with the color pink,and there was some pun in Italian with the color actually being red or something.There was also a dream involving social networks,but unfortunately I can't make out what the notes I jotted down this morning mean,since I often jumble the word's letters so as to not let anyone else understand them.

The other day I dreamt I went to a dude's house and there was a freaking gym there.It was like,on the second floor and he charged people to use it.His house was quite white and bland,I remember going up a spiral staircase.While we were walking in the street,I noticed an imaginary dream character chick ,who was supposedly a known person in the dream, seemed to like me.She was mildly attractive (or not).

This night I was involved in some video game storyline involving cauldron-headed creatures.I think I had access to some kind of cave where these creatures lived,and one of them was my ally.The villain always repeated the same thing: "next time you enter the cave,number 63 won't be there to help you,I've already dealt with him" or something along these lines.I often became worried for my little monster friend.When I went back down there,however,he was always there to lend me a hand.Felt good man.

In my dream,I went to someone's party.I was pretty tense the moment I entered the house,since I spotted a bunch of people I rarely look in in the face of,but the presence of two of my friends (who had just entered with me) made me more comfortable.I seemed much more extroverted than usual,I walked around and I think I said "WHO WANTS SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS?".An old friend's brother was there.

Before going to sleep I meditated a bit and silenced my mind.I asked my subconscious the question "who am I?".No answer.I changed it : "who are you?".The picture of a gray,long haired girl with shining red eyes was imprinted on my mind.She did not move,it was like she was just a drawing in anime style.I tried to not let myself be creeped out and opened my eyes for a moment.After some time,I started getting sleepy so I went to sleep in bed.

Little rabbit

I had some pet rabbits in this dream.A little young rabbit came running in my direction along with all its brown cuteness and it managed to somehow break/hurt one of its paws,I'm not sure whether I stepped on it or not.I entered my house and went to the kitchen.My mom was washing the dishes on top of a wooden staircase.I got near the door that leads outside and saw the rabbit's mommy get close to the door in such a manner that I was afraid it would tear my eyes out and chew on them.

Wild party

I was on a street with a dude from school.He peeked into a house through the open door,there was a party going on inside.He said "there are too many girls".I was psychically informed that a girl inside was high on heroin,and that she was related to a friend of mine (false memory).I saw the girl leave the house a little,her eyes were red and she was smiling.I then also saw my friend,who looked stoned.

I was at a beach in my dream,the sky was gray.I walked to the other side of the beach,the waves were a bit stronger there but not enough for me to care.I went back to where I was and it seemed like the end was nearby.The sea had swallowed a good portion of the sand,and I was isolated from my family due to a crater being formed.The sea seemed dangerous but I decided to jump into the water and swim to my mom and dad anyway.My dad encouraged me to jump,while my mom wanted me to find another way.I planned carefully my jump so as to not fall on the sand and hurt myself and then jumped.I felt good to be in the water but it was a bit disorientating.Two corpses emerged from the water rapidly,their skins were darker than normal,probably due to decomposition.I tried to use one of them for support,like if it was a surfing board,but ended up falling back into the water.I got desperate due to my poor dream motor skills not letting me swim properly.I woke up quite disturbed,mainly by the corpse thing.I went back to sleep and some new reporters near the beach were talking about droughts and stuff.An Asian girl did not know what to do with her van.

In another dream,I was walking around the streets in various places around the world.The thought that buying drugs was much easier than I would think was engrave in my mind.I strolled around,looking for dark alleys to see the dealers for myself.The I saw my friend talking to an Italian lady,who was helping him draw a witch.He ended up drawing one that looked too cute and Disney-ish.The lady advised him to draw some features that expressed how mean the witch was supposed to be.

I took a nap and had a dream where I was fishing out old toys from my childhood out of my bathroom's toilet bowl.More often than not they were stained with shit.I saw a little fighting figure I really liked to play with as a kid.I was wondering what had happened for my toys to be in the toilet bowl.

I suddenly became very horny.My dick was bigger than in real life and that meant I didn't have to bend my back horribly in order to suck it.I tried to do it but hesitated a little because it wasn't clean enough.I woke up.

Some day this week I dreamt a girl from school walked up to me while I was talking to someone/doing stuff and sucked on my neck really hard.It was something of a sexual nature and I could feel it,but I was so shocked I just stood there staring,like some kind of savant.I was weirded out mainly because I know she had a boyfriend.

Zombie Outbreak Minecraft

I was fully immersed in a Minecraft world.I was walking around exploring when I saw a machine some guy made to "extract calcium" from cows or something like that.It consisted of a machine that pushed cows into a pit with a grinding machine.I remember walking around some plains and seeing beautiful trees with a sunset behind.I thought it would be a nice place to start a base in.I later entered a zombie apocalypse mentality,where I knew I would die if I was bitten by a zombie.I survived the attack of wolves and zombies for quite sometimes,always with a paranoid feeling,constantly checking if there was something behind me.Finally,during the day, I was surrounded by a pack of wolves and tried to jump my way out of there through the mountains,but was bitten by a giant pumpkin and died.

There was also a part about a skeleton wearing makeup in a castle,which doesn't make any sense.I also remember going to a theme park.

High speed water slide

This dream is probably the most exhilarating experience I had in months,maybe even years.It may not sound that exciting and fun the way I describe it here,but I'm sure that if I had one dream like this every night,sleeping would be at least three times better than real life.

In the dream,I went to Rio as a tourist.There,I went with my sister into some kind of gigantic water slide that went down the mountains,cutting through the forest.It was really fast,and that gave me that cold roller coaster feeling on my stomach.There was also the beautiful scenery which included the sea and the forest on the mountains.There was also a gaming aspect to it,which involved collecting gems.I had full control over my body,so I kind of hovered over the water stream when I wanted to and bounced on the trees' leaves before falling back into the water.Thinking about nit now,the feeling was similar to the feeling of flying,but in this dream it was even better.

In my dream I was on a motorcycle along with 3 other guys.Since I was at the back,I had to hold on my friend in order to avoid falling,even though it was slightly gay.I saw some people from schools that are the same franchise as mine going around the city in pickups.The city looked nicer than usual,with tall palm trees on the avenues.At one point,while driving on the road,I actually fell off the motorcycle.I didn't get very hurt though.There was also a scene in an Olympic pool with someone I haven't seen in a long time.The vividness was mediocre.

In my dream I played an FPS with awfully awkward controls,my quick select bar was also cluttered with ineffective weapons,some were stolen ideas from other games.For an example,I selected the Medic's crossbow (Team Fortress 2) and it did little to no damage.The only useful weapons I remember having were a golden whip and a black,bulky shotgun.

I had to advance to another room but before that I would always lock the guards on a hallway by activating a switch that closed some metal doors.The game seemed easy enough,but my dream motor skills were of no help,and so doing things as simple as switching weapons was a pain in the ass.

Roleplaying war

I was running around a farm with a bunch of people.By the lighting of the dream space it looked like it was dusk.We were having a pretend war I believe,but it was very confusing and tormenting.I kept shouting something about shooting cows at the enemy,and something about "giant cock and balls",which was a bomb with used against the enemy.

It was the kind of dream that seems to repeat itself over and over during sleep,I'm not sure if there's a specific name to it.It was amusing nevertheless.

I was about to start playing a song on Guitar Hero.My friend's ex boyfriend was in the room,on the wall facing me.The place was very noisy and that rendered me unable to hear the freaking song and thus play the game properly.I had difficulty with using the guitar controller too,since I usually play using Dual Shock.

In another dream,I was at an old house's roof,looking inside through a window.My dad and his sister were spiting out their hate against the country's Worker's party.

In another dream I was at the beach.I don't remember man y details,but I think the dream felt gloomy and the sky was gray.