My Search for the Wizard

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-16-2010 01:22 AM

Now, although I may joke around about this a lot, it is 100% serious.

Introduction:
After school, every day, I always visit my old Elementary School. There's a janitor, like most schools. Me and my friend, Noah, always use the bathroom there, hoping to meet teachers on our way.
Now, this was like any other day. We got to the bathroom.
I opened the door, saw the janitor. I closed the door, turned to my friend (still holding the very handle) and said, "He scares me."
I opened the door again, maybe three seconds after the first time, and the man was simply gone‼ I checked all throughout the small bathroom. That is the only door there. The janitors' closet had been left open, as well. This has led me to believe that he is a Wizard, or something of the sort.

This is my journal on the topic.

**LRT** · 04-16-2010 01:23 AM

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-16-2010 01:28 AM

Day 1:
04-15-10, about 3:00 PM-4:00 PM
We went to the school, my friend and I. We went in that bathroom, he was not there.
We went to the other building, only to find him cleaning a teacher's room. I confronted him; this is the conversation,

Me: You're a Wizard, aren't you??
Wizard: No.
Me: Yes you are‼
Wizard: Get out [of the building]
Noah and I hung out outside of the building, discussing this. I went back in.
Wizard [upon seeing me]: Is there a reason you're in here??
Me: I know you're a Wizard‼
Wizard: No, I'm not.
Me: Yes you are, I've seen you vanish‼
Wizard: [No Comment]
Me: Can you teach me to be a Wizard??
Wizard: No
Me: [I forget]
Wizard: [response to my forgetful words]
Me: Can you teach me to be a Wizard??
Wizard: No‼
Me: Why not??
Wizard: Because I'm not a wizard‼

At that point I left.
I believe that in the OP, I forgot to mention;
I have two goals in this.
1.) To find out what he really is.

2.) To find out how to do it for myself, assuming I can.

So far, he has denied any involvement with magic. I don't believe this what-so-ever.
I know what I've seen.
I know what I know.

**LRT** · 04-16-2010 01:42 AM

Dude, snap out of it. This isn't Harry Potter.

**nina** · 04-16-2010 01:49 AM

Reminds me of Socrates from The Peaceful Warrior. Have you seen that? If not, you should rent it. Great movie.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-16-2010 02:26 AM

I do not actually believe that he is a Wizard, per say.
But, I know what I saw....

**Alric** · 04-16-2010 02:44 AM

You never know, there could be a secret passage in the school bathroom. That would actually be pretty cool, and slightly possible if the school is over a 100 years old.

Also instead of yelling at him that he is a wizard. Probably should of been like, "I saw you in the bathroom the other day and I turned around and you disappeared. You didn't leave the door, what happened?" In which case he may have told you what happened. Unless he really can disappear, then his excuse probably would of been something really stupid.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-16-2010 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by Alric

You never know, there could be a secret passage in the school bathroom. That would actually be pretty cool, and slightly possible if the school is over a 100 years old.

Also instead of yelling at him that he is a wizard. Probably should of been like, "I saw you in the bathroom the other day and I turned around and you disappeared. You didn't leave the door, what happened?" In which case he may have told you what happened. Unless he really can disappear, then his excuse probably would of been something really stupid.

Well, I was thinking of doing that tomorrow. And, no, the school is.... Maybe 30 at the most. And he's new, this year, so I doubt he'd know about it even if there was.
Also, I didn't yell at him. I simply persisted to follow him asking him about his Wizardry.

**DeathCell** · 04-16-2010 03:09 AM

If he practiced magick, he probably wouldn't want to be called a wizard.

Than again you may just not have noticed him slip out, or maybe he was ducked down somewhere and you thought he was gone.

Magick is amazing, but I've never seen anyone disappear.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-16-2010 03:16 AM

Originally Posted by DeathCell

If he practiced magick, he probably wouldn't want to be called a wizard.

Than again you may just not have noticed him slip out, or maybe he was ducked down somewhere and you thought he was gone.

Magick is amazing, but I've never seen anyone disappear.

I never let go of the handle. and, no, I checked EVERYWHERE. It's not a very big bathroom....

**juroara** · 04-16-2010 03:28 AM

Maybe he didn't disappear? Maybe he turned invisible because he thinks no one notices this poor old custodian! And of course a wizard would say "No I'm not a wizard" lol!

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-16-2010 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by juroara

Maybe he didn't disappear? Maybe he turned invisible because he thinks no one notices this poor old custodian! And of course a wizard would say "No I'm not a wizard" lol!

IKR??
Lulz

**Crazydreamergurl** · 04-16-2010 03:43 AM

Hmmm. Never really seen somebody "disappear". That's weird but fascination.

**Replicon** · 04-16-2010 05:11 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYlNi5pDeDU

**DuB** · 04-16-2010 09:37 AM

This is a joke, right...?

**Portalboat** · 04-17-2010 01:25 AM

Nope, he's serious.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-20-2010 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by DuB

This is a joke, right...?

Actually; No XD

**SpecialInterests** · 04-20-2010 03:59 AM

Here's a possibility: you saw his reflection in the bathroom mirror, he was actually behind you.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-20-2010 04:03 AM

Originally Posted by SpecialInterests

Here's a possibility: you saw his reflection in the bathroom mirror, he was actually behind you.

I didn't look at the mirror, he was in the goddamned janitors' closet‼

**Invader** · 04-20-2010 07:34 AM

It is not something that is taught, and so he will not teach you.
All wielders of the arcane are self made, and make that visible to none.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-21-2010 03:11 AM

Originally Posted by Invader

It is not something that is taught, and so he will not teach you.
All wielders of the arcane are self made, and make that visible to none.

I beg to differ. Whatshisfce taught Mickey Mouse.

**Portalboat** · 04-21-2010 03:33 PM

Epic win, Raccoon Boy

**DeathCell** · 04-22-2010 02:42 AM

Everyone knows the wizard is nothing but an old man behind a curtain...

**tkdyo** · 04-22-2010 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Reminds me of Socrates from The Peaceful Warrior. Have you seen that? If not, you should rent it. Great movie.

I read the book...obviously from my sig and below my avatar lol. This was my first thought too.

**lordyM** · 04-22-2010 06:04 AM

This is a fun thread. Please continue.

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