Wow paigey

In a non lucid I had this morning, my son and I were trying to get on a train. We arrived moments too late, because the train had just started to leave. We were like "daaaamn." Then the train slowed down and one door opened, as if to let us in. Just as we made for the open door, the train sped up again. This happened 2 more times before I yelled, "WOULD YOU PLEASE QUIT FUCKING WITH US???!!! Christ!" and then woke up.