What a fun read!
That's either a troll having fun, or someone with some serious issues.

The brain as computer analogy is soooo over used. The brain doesn't serially process lines of code. There aren't seperate hardware and software elements like a processor with an operating system, the magic seems to happen in how the hardware is built; how the neurons form networks and super networks. The brain is an organic amazing pattern matching "machine", apparently relying on some kind of parallel processing methods we barely understand. How emotions occur are
presently beyond our understanding.

Anyway, a very creative post, if nothing else.