Hi guys,
Great site we have here!

I rareley have lucid dreams, as I simply cant be bothered generating the imense data structures to simulate a 3D enviornment like a GPU on a graphics card on a PC can.

Anyway, I happened to have a quick lucid dream to try something out. I fell asleep as I did, not being very tired. I fell asleep with the light on next to my bed.

When I awoke in the dream world, I was lying on the floor supposedly naked, and all the furniture in my bedroom was gone. That was okay since I requested my memory to remove these objects to minimse cache storage in my memory.

I asked my brain to generate a demon (see movie Demons 2 by dario agento for further information) opponent. I asked my brain to schedule the demon biological unit within 30 heart beats from zero dream time (as opposed to seconds since time dilation is not constant and varies with a state of mind, but the heart rate doesnt vary unless scared).

The lattitude and longitude and altitude coordinates were not specified, but I left that to my brain to intutivley develop these coordinates based on a probable real world experience.

Then I asked my brain to generate some Katana blades similar to Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles. However, I saw an error message appear before my eyes stating:
WARNING: INSUFFICIENT COGNITIVE PROCCESSOR ACCESS DETECTED
So instead of wishing for the swords to appear on my back ready to be pulled by my hands into action to fight the demon, I asked my brain to generate a 3D model of the sword and copy it and place them on my back. Another error message appeared stating:
WARNING: INSUFFICIENT DATA AVAILABLE FOR REQUESTED OBJECT GENERATION. COGNITIVE PROCESSOR UNAVAILABLE. PLEASE AWAKEN TO USE THIS FACILITY.
Finally, I tried for the last time, imagining I have weapons close enough to a pair of swords. Then another message appeared stating:
WARNING: UNABLE TO COMPLETE REQUEST. VIOLATION OF ENERGY CONSERVATION LAW DETECTED. USE EXISTING OBJECTS IN AREA OR AWAKEN FOR OBJECT DEFINITION.

At least that was what I remember. Very freaky and very strange stuff. The messages were surrounded by a dialogue box as one would see in Windows ® sesions when an error occured.

After that point I gave up. The room was very dark, but still light enough to see the surroudings.

Then I thought, Im defenceless, then I remember in a NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET how people would awake in the dream world and start walking around. Fearing that if I were to do that, I would encounter the demon for sure, so I stayed in my room until the dream expired. Nothing happened, so I thought I would go to the door of the room. There the demon jumped out from a side door in front of me ready to attack me. At that moment I sent an emergency request signal to my memory - EXIT SCHEME 3.

This is a message corresponding to an exit scheme of how I depart the dream world. There are four of them, but I wont bore you with the details. Exit Scheme 3 puts my dream into self-camera mode, and I see my outside body starting to fade from the dream world, the dream world then fading to black, and then a breif flash of light bringing me out of the dream into the world of this reality. The fading effect can be seen in a nightmare on elm street 6 where a girl fades from the dream world as freddy kreuger tries to strike her. This is my default exit scheme I use, and I cant be bothered changing it yet.

The dream lasted for around 400 heart beats (about 5 minutes of real world time) (heart rate was in partial fear mode, beating at 1.5 Hz I dare say).

The experiement failed. I was almost killed by this demon. The point to this whole dream was that I wanted to generate a simple pair of defence objects. Strangley, my brain could generate a demon figure very well (complete with ugliness, sounds, reflections, u name it...) yet the brain could not generate a simple pair of swords when kindly requested three times, as I got all these error messages. Such messages are common, but become an annoyance when it comes to lucidity.

One final thing is that I cannot fly in my dreams. I have tried and belived it is possible in the dream world, but my brain will give errors messages like : WARNING: W=mg where g=9.80665 m/s^2 UNABLE TO COMPLETE FLYING PROPERTIES or something of the sort. My brain is too logical and too hardwired into realities physics. Yet I believe I can do what I want in the dream, but I am at the mercy of the Cognitive processor or the frontal lobe and rarley my brain honours what I want, unless its purely a real thing with justified principles of occurance.

Any ideas anyone on how I can get around these error messages and make my dreams worthwhile lucid? Feedback and discussion on my account will be much appreciated!

Thanks in advance guys!