Thread: Rant and Rave, Cry and Complain

I used to be a "bean-pole" girl. Then I aged and my metabolism and activity slowed down and now I'm at a "normal" weight (135 at 5'5) I want to be thin again. I have boobs now that I've gained weight and I have too many curves And my hubby thinks I'm fat
When I was a kid, people asked if I had AIDS, did crack, made myself puke, basically bashed me for being thin and made fun of me being "boobless". My own family was obese and didn't understand how I was so small, so they constantly tried fattening me up lol
But my mom- naturally big chested- told me: "Anything more than a mouthful is a waste" When I started feeling down, I remembered that (it was out of character for her to say such) and it always made me smile.
The bottom line is: There's no pleasing people, so when it comes to your looks, please yourself.

My hates for the day are:
gas prices, living on a budget, being hungry, being lazy, pets.

I have 2 $'s, so I *could* run out and get something to eat IF I had any gas in my car. As it is, I have to wait until 10AM (8 hours from now) to get half of my grocery money from hubby- get gas, then go shopping. All I ate today was 8 reese's, a few mouthfuls of very dry instant mashed potatoes and a tiny bag of veggie chips. I have a jar of beets I'll eat at around 6AM, so I'll live It just annoys me that this happens every freagin week. I need to learn how to make my money stretch better!!

I don't care about what I eat. I just eat when I feel like it and eat what I feel like. I used to trip on it thinking I had to eat all organic and theres is chemical poisen in my food killing me in many small doses but realllly now I don't care. When I was a kid I didn't give a shit and used to eat alot and was kind of chubby. We were kind of poor though and wouldn't have anything to eat in the house and I would always be eating random crap like crackers and stuff. And ice cream man every day

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

I used to be a "bean-pole" girl. Then I aged and my metabolism and activity slowed down and now I'm at a "normal" weight (135 at 5'5) I want to be thin again. I have boobs now that I've gained weight and I have too many curves And my hubby thinks I'm fat
When I was a kid, people asked if I had AIDS, did crack, made myself puke, basically bashed me for being thin and made fun of me being "boobless". My own family was obese and didn't understand how I was so small, so they constantly tried fattening me up lol
But my mom- naturally big chested- told me: "Anything more than a mouthful is a waste" When I started feeling down, I remembered that (it was out of character for her to say such) and it always made me smile.
The bottom line is: There's no pleasing people, so when it comes to your looks, please yourself.

My hates for the day are:
gas prices, living on a budget, being hungry, being lazy, pets.

I have 2 $'s, so I *could* run out and get something to eat IF I had any gas in my car. As it is, I have to wait until 10AM (8 hours from now) to get half of my grocery money from hubby- get gas, then go shopping. All I ate today was 8 reese's, a few mouthfuls of very dry instant mashed potatoes and a tiny bag of veggie chips. I have a jar of beets I'll eat at around 6AM, so I'll live It just annoys me that this happens every freagin week. I need to learn how to make my money stretch better!!

You're so strange Zhaylin.
You're mum's correct about the boob thing definitely.
Perfect = Being curvy isn't really correct. It's more the hourglass figure which is considered perfect, which doesn't necessarily mean big boobs.
But then some guys like small hips too, I don't mind them. Some of the most attractive girls I've seen don't have big breasts or hips.

This thread quickly turned into owls.

I hate spending a perfect Saturday writing a paper. The world outside this room is so inviting. and I can't believe I'm wasting it away by sitting in my dorm room and writing a paper. I have never done this. It's so strange. and evil.

I'm thinking more about how I have to write a paper on a goddamn saturday than the time spent writing the paper.

I really have to get this done if I'm going to enjoy my Saturday night and Sunday. But I'M JUST A SLAVE TO INSTANT GRATIFICATION/PROCRASTINATION.

I believe I'm missing out on really great opportunities to meet certain people outside.

yada~

I know I'm strange, but what makes you say so Tommo

Today's rant is my gallbladder. I had yet another gallbladder attack last night/early this morning thanks to those very dry potatoes. I ate half a jar of pickled beets and drank all the juice, so the attack wasn't as bad as it could've been (I bought them specifically for gallbladder attacks which beets and vinegar are reputably good for). These attacks are becoming a weekly occurrence so it looks like I'm going to have to find a surgeon I have to go out of town though to find someone who will be less likely to kill me (local Dr.'s have a very poor rep). Therefore, in reality, I'll just continue to suffer until it gets so bad I have to have emergency surgery locally and pray I don't die from a staph infection or somesuch.

Well, my self esteem issues about my tits never end. They only get worse and worse and worse. I'm actually crying right now, after I for some reason decided to watch a new Family Guy episode where Peter gets a dirt bike and suddenly has a biker chick. "Yeah, she has small breasts but at least she smokes". Small boob jokes are rampant on Family Guy, when I used to love Family Guy and had a crush on the creator, who apparently rejects women like me. The worst part is that I can't stop feeling nippy when this stuff comes up and I want to punch my boobs or tear them off.

I don't know how I'm ever gonna feel better about myself. It seems like those who say they prefer the smaller ones are only saying that out of pity to help me feel better. The reality is that I'm not desirable by most of the population and I'm ugly. I don't know how other girls can live their lives normally while I'm probably going to kill myself one day out of these trivial issues.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

I want to punch my boobs

Would that hurt or would you hardly feel it? Scoff if you must but only if you - by you I mean the reader, not just dear ol' Deery - answer that question. Ever since I was a young lad, I've pondered such mysteries and I've yet to chance upon a soul kind enough to answer to my inquires forthwith and straight of face. The interwebz are my last vestige.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

It seems like those who say they prefer the smaller ones are only saying that out of pity to help me feel better.

There are plenty of people here on DV that prefer small breasted women and I doubt they know of your "plight."

yall best buh-lee dat

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

I'm ugly

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You know what really bugs me? When you pick up the phone and say "Hello?" and the other person says "Hello." With a fucking period at the end. You wait for them to continue but they never do so you have to say "Hello?" once more and pretend like you didn't hear them the first time. Sometimes I'll just hang up.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

Well, my self esteem issues about my tits never end. They only get worse and worse and worse. I'm actually crying right now, after I for some reason decided to watch a new Family Guy episode where Peter gets a dirt bike and suddenly has a biker chick. "Yeah, she has small breasts but at least she smokes". Small boob jokes are rampant on Family Guy, when I used to love Family Guy and had a crush on the creator, who apparently rejects women like me. The worst part is that I can't stop feeling nippy when this stuff comes up and I want to punch my boobs or tear them off.

I don't know how I'm ever gonna feel better about myself. It seems like those who say they prefer the smaller ones are only saying that out of pity to help me feel better. The reality is that I'm not desirable by most of the population and I'm ugly. I don't know how other girls can live their lives normally while I'm probably going to kill myself one day out of these trivial issues.

Your perfectly fine. Most guys do not really care how big or small a girl's boobs are. I definitely don't care. But really I am attracted to girls by their energy. Their aura. I have no reason to be attracted to them but I just will when I first see them.

I am fighting the WORST boss in any video game ever to have entered my household and been turned on by my fucking video game system. He is a fucking fork bitchass with like 139134096317943289463248532943594 arms and kills you in like 1 hit and fuck him in the ass

there, now for another hour of dying repeatedly.....

and another

and then ill say fuck it and fight random enemies for 946134519512893756129312532 hours getting stronger and die for a couple more hours.... and before i realize it, ill have to return the game to the library again

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

Well, my self esteem issues about my tits never end. They only get worse and worse and worse. I'm actually crying right now, after I for some reason decided to watch a new Family Guy episode where Peter gets a dirt bike and suddenly has a biker chick. "Yeah, she has small breasts but at least she smokes". Small boob jokes are rampant on Family Guy, when I used to love Family Guy and had a crush on the creator, who apparently rejects women like me. The worst part is that I can't stop feeling nippy when this stuff comes up and I want to punch my boobs or tear them off.

I don't know how I'm ever gonna feel better about myself. It seems like those who say they prefer the smaller ones are only saying that out of pity to help me feel better. The reality is that I'm not desirable by most of the population and I'm ugly. I don't know how other girls can live their lives normally while I'm probably going to kill myself one day out of these trivial issues.

Following gameoverlord's lead, family guy is the single worst piece of shit to have ever entered in to my retinas and been forced in to my brain. It is simple, malicious, toilet "humour", (all three of the worst kinds of jokes which only morons find funny for longer than a few minutes) and none of the jokes have anything to do with the story line.

The creator of it is a douche bag.

I remember one time you said some guys told you you should be a supermodel. Guys don't say that to ugly girls. So cheer up.

Originally Posted by AustralianFire

They arn't horns! they are ears, you do the maths!

And here is a picture of a owl that probebly won't show up:


I mean how the fuck could you say no to that!?

Your both wrong, there tufts. There ears are on the sides of their facial disks

My bedroom is full of fruit flies. It's not the most enjoyable thing in the world and I'm trying to make friends with them.

AGH i hate fruit flies so much

Why? They're just trying to eat fruit. Poor things.

When I bring fruit into the room they all fly onto it. And they get into my drinks and drown.

le sigh

Originally Posted by tommo

I remember one time you said some guys told you you should be a supermodel. Guys don't say that to ugly girls. So cheer up.

Actually, those were two gay guys at a party, and before that some middle school girls in my class (and before that a few relatives). I'm sure a straight guy would probably be too embarrassed to say something like that, though.

I don't think I have an ugly face by any means. I just used the word "ugly" to exaggerate how bad I felt about my boobs. Other than those, I have almost no problems with my appearance, so I really shouldn't complain much, but I get obsessed over that I guess because it's the only real 'flaw'.

As for your criticisms about Family Guy, I can't agree no matter how angry I may be (or may have been). It's more than just "toilet humor" (in fact it's really hard to remember more than maybe a few toilet jokes on the show off the top of my head, so I don't know why so many people accuse it as such). I got hooked mostly because of the more absurd, bizarre gags like Brian and Stewie looking down from a hot air balloon at the world that apparently is a political map. And of course the original diabolical Stewie, along with Mayor Adam West. Seriously, if you're ever going to give Family Guy another chance one day, only watch the first 3 seasons. I still stand by those being hilarious. It just gets worse and worse with the newer seasons.

(((((Invader))))) lol, I majorly sympathize!
Fruit flies invaded our bathroom because we have a water leak. I got so sick of them one day that I sprayed them all with OFF. Many died. The others moved into my bedroom I've since turned off the water under the sink, cleaned the bathroom and hung up two fly strips. They're slowly disappearing. I cover my drinks with a napkin to keep them out. And when I eat, I blast my AC because they don't care for the cold

Amazing how we adapt our living situations to adjust for the influence of other wee creatures. :3

My problem stems from the fact that I set up a composting bin in the room here with tiny holes punched in the top. The flies mostly get stuck inside, but their population has grown to the point that enough happen to find their way out. If I had land to compost on this wouldn't be a problem.

I kinda dislike the fact that I am almost incapable of ranting.

Originally Posted by khh

I kinda dislike the fact that I am almost incapable of ranting.

JUST GET MAD!! lol.

I...want....to....hurt....my......dog......... he won't stop barking and it really fucking hurts my eardrums when he does it near me. It's gotten louder and shriller today, and he's got food, gets to go outside, gets some attention (but he barks his head off the moment you stop petting him or rubbing his belly, it's never enough).... he's never looked guilty about anything. I guess we're too stupid and lazy to discipline him.

I at least want to go right up to his face and scream at the top of my lungs in his ears... and I have a pretty high pitched, shrill bloody murder scream. My eardrum is still sore.

Well, I'm just glad I've been able to use self control and not do anything bad to him, staying here in my room, and he's been silent now. I'd be a horrible mother, dealing with babies, LOL. I still feel horribly angry like I've been treated like shit and I can't do anything about it. I just have to sit there and take it or try to forget about it.

You should smack him upside the head. Thats what I would do. Shut the fuck up!!!!! You got to show him that you don't want him to do that....

UGH, the same game i was playing before (final fantasy 13(and for those of you who are curious i was talking about hecatoncheir before)) had another crap boss battle with yet a fagulatory name and a shit shit shity shit fucked up fucking old ass face and like 4 other faces singing and shooting lazers at your fucking emo characters and LITERALLY 20 fucking minutes into the battle.... YAY auto-death spell that kills you in 180 seconds. I died YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY fucking SHIT!

UGH, when his H reaches 500 000 he'll do it! HOW CAN I BEAT THAT IN 3 MINUTES???? and his name, BARTHANDELUS??? WHAT KINDA SHIT NAME IS THAT!?!?!?

still wuv this game though <3