The Twisting Life Stories

**Solarflare** · 08-10-2011 01:50 AM

This is a game in which the first person says he did something (I bought a chocolate bar for example). ANd the second person tells us how it twists his or her life for the worse or the better (he got addicted and got fat and died for example, but more detail and interesting) Then states another thing (i had sex) and it continues. makes sense? Start the game

It doesnt have to lead to them dying or anything, just, yeah.

I saw 2 of my best friends having gay sex.

**Erii** · 08-10-2011 01:57 AM

there was also a dog involved

**Solarflare** · 08-10-2011 01:59 AM

you didnt do it right

**Erii** · 08-10-2011 02:25 AM

then clarify ho

**Arra** · 08-10-2011 09:45 AM

I'll just respond to the OP then:

The friends were both female, and you joined them and had the best time of your life.

A couple hours ago I poured a glass of beer and put a handful of Skittles in it.

**Darkmatters** · 08-10-2011 09:49 AM

But when you saw the beer was moldy and contained several decayed rat corpses you threw it out the window and vomited violently for half an hour - after of course picking out the skittles and washing them carefully for a snack later.

I just turned on the TV and saw a news report that the economy is fully recovered and everything will be dandy now.

**Solarflare** · 08-10-2011 02:24 PM

you then got a better job and got more money and bought a bigger house and lived happily ever after.

I bought a new computer.

**tommo** · 08-10-2011 02:50 PM

Did you really see you best friends having gay sex? lol

Your computer was faulty and caused a permanent power outage in your entire house, as well as using millions of dollars of electricity somehow.
You now owe millions to the power company and are homeless.

I didn't watch TV today.

**Solarflare** · 08-10-2011 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by tommo

Did you really see you best friends having gay sex? lol

Your computer was faulty and caused a permanent power outage in your entire house, as well as using millions of dollars of electricity somehow.
You now owe millions to the power company and are homeless.

I didn't watch TV today.

... hell no xDD

from not watching tv, you realized that youve been addicted to tv for your entire life, so you stop watching it and excercise much more, living much more happily and longer.

I saw a car crash.

**tommo** · 08-10-2011 03:23 PM

Hopefully that is what happens lol

This is supposed to be life stories? and you just lied in the OP lol You liar.

You watched your parents die and your grandma and grandpa mutilated and burning in flames. You are committed to a psychiatric institution for the rest of your life.
But you aren't insane. They just think you are. You can't get out.

I was in a car crash.

**Solarflare** · 08-10-2011 04:01 PM

one arm and one leg broke and you got mild concussions. You have to live in a wheelchair for the rest of your life and never get the job as an athelete that you wanted.

I got a million$

**Saturos** · 08-10-2011 08:12 PM

This is basically the same thing as the corrupt a wish game.

**Arra** · 08-11-2011 12:07 AM

In a fit of drunken euphoria at winning the money, you gamble the entire million away... and walk out of the casino with 2 thousand billion dollars. You donate 80% to charity, buy 50 mansions in different parts of the world and spend the rest of your life wealthy and happy, while still finding time to go out and use your money to help the lives of those less fortunate. After you die, you're forever remembered as the most generous man on earth. You find out God is real and go to Heaven, and God finds you more generous than even he is, so he gives the title of God over to you and you live eternally, and fix all of the problems with life on earth that God never bothered to fix. The entire universe, including 3 undiscovered alien planets with humanoid lifeforms, becomes a fantastic place where everyone feels perpetual love and happiness.

**Darkmatters** · 08-11-2011 12:24 AM

Until militant Jewish transvestite dwarfs suddenly unleash their long-secret plan to overthrow all world governments and establish a tyranny of domination that plunges the world into a new age of darkness and suffering greater than it has ever seen before.

I just found a penny laying heads up, and I think that's good luck, so I picked it up.

**Solarflare** · 08-11-2011 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by Dianeva

In a fit of drunken euphoria at winning the money, you gamble the entire million away... and walk out of the casino with 2 thousand billion dollars. You donate 80% to charity, buy 50 mansions in different parts of the world and spend the rest of your life wealthy and happy, while still finding time to go out and use your money to help the lives of those less fortunate. After you die, you're forever remembered as the most generous man on earth. You find out God is real and go to Heaven, and God finds you more generous than even he is, so he gives the title of God over to you and you live eternally, and fix all of the problems with life on earth that God never bothered to fix. The entire universe, including 3 undiscovered alien planets with humanoid lifeforms, becomes a fantastic place where everyone feels perpetual love and happiness.

see? this is how your supposed to play the game!

but you didnt say what you did

**Darkmatters** · 08-11-2011 04:34 AM

Originally Posted by Solarflare

but you didnt say what you did

Yeah, that's why I had to play off the general tone and go from there. And being incredibly overwhelmingly positive, I was forced to once again twist it into something evil!

**Solarflare** · 08-11-2011 04:39 AM

And ever since you picked it up, things have been great! You got many new friends and made much more money, but one day... you lost it, and then everyone hated you, you lost your job, and your house, and your gf/wife and lived on the streets. Then one day, someone gave you a penny, the same penny you lost. You got a job again, got a new apartment, made a new friend, got a dog, and lived a great and fufilling live until death.

I saw a spider.

**Arra** · 08-11-2011 04:45 AM

Originally Posted by Solarflare

see? this is how your supposed to play the game!

but you didnt say what you did

I'm sorry, I knew I was supposed to say something but I guess I got carried away and I honestly forgot to until I came back a few hours later and someone else had carried on already. (This isn't one of the game responses, ignore me.)