How many psychologist does it take to change a light bulb? |
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Thanks for nothing! It's funny, I just can't get enough of your complete nothingness. |
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How many psychologist does it take to change a light bulb? |
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Whenever I look down, I miss all the good stuff. Whenever I look up, I just trip over things.
Last Lucid Dream: Sunday, Oct 17th, 2005 (MILD)
Total Lucid Dreams: 2
ADOPTED BY: DejaSoul
Some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard (and often thought up by myself on the spot) where in relation to the more or less current events of my every day life so I even if I could pin point one that was funniest...I doubt it would be at all funny to anyone...even though at the moment they were thought up or recited they seemed so hilareous that I sometimes fell to the ground or laughed for so long that I could barely breath. |
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Priest: What is your sin child? |
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Dream Journal: Dreamwalker Chronicles Latest Entry: 01/02/2016 - "Hallway to Haven" (Lucid)(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
My pics
lmao x9 |
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He who is sitting in the heavens doth laugh, The Lord doth mock at them. |
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I doth mocketh the Lord's mama, and he doth laugh and be pwned. |
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I don't want to hear about the brain from someone that doesn't have one.
Nor do I want to hear about evolution from someone that hasn't evolved.
This guy died with an erection. It was to big for the mortician to put him |
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ITM, |
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I don't want to hear about the brain from someone that doesn't have one.
Nor do I want to hear about evolution from someone that hasn't evolved.
A man and woman fall in love and get married, having several kids over the years. One day, they decide to have a baby after a while, and when the baby is delivered, the husband shouts "All our previous kids were beautiful and sweet, why is this one so ugly?" The wife replies "I had sex with you this time" |
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naturals are what we call people who did all the right things accidentally
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Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
My pics
HAHA! |
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I'm no biggot, but I think this is the funniest joke in the world. |
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Whats better than complete freedom from laws, both judicial and physical?
Although punching a kid off a swing can be funny, but does Geffrey the name have a significance that makes it extra funny? |
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naturals are what we call people who did all the right things accidentally
Ok, so God and Adam are walking through the Garden of Eden oneday just talking, when notices' that Eve is nowhere to be found. God turns to Adam and says," Where hast Eve gone?" Adam promptly replies, " To bathe in the ocean, My Lord." God then shouts," OH GREAT, I'LL NEVER GET THAT SMELL OUT OF THOSE FISH." |
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This is kind of gross/not nice but here it is: |
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Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Raised: The Blue Meanie, Exobyte
Adopted: MarcusoftheNight
The 7 Dwarves are visiting the Vatican and are granted an audience with the Pope. |
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Madagascar! |
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Ooh, Awaken |
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'Ouch' |
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