Relationship Advice

**DreamMaster27** · 06-16-2016 11:10 AM

A little context, before we begin. Girls really began to notice me from an early age, when I used to win the egg and spoon races on sports day. Now I am one of the greatest darts players in the country, alongside being a great Digderidoo player. I was also top at biology in my school for 7 years in a row. Naturally, this leads to a lot, and I mean A LOT of female attention. Now I've had 3 girls ask me out this week, probably because of my unparalleled digderidoo mastery. A girl once asked me if she could pay me to be her husband. Naturally I declined because I would not get married for money. (Well not the measly amount she offered anyway).

However, at the moment I find myself at a slight dilemma. Two girls have asked me out today, one of which I like a lot. However, the other I also like, but for different reasons. She is friends with me and the first girl, so I feel if I choose her she will fall out with us both. How do I accept the first girl without upsetting the second? Or should i reject both girls in hope that next weeks girls who ask me out will be better?

**miktux** · 06-16-2016 12:54 PM

pick hot one

**MadMonkey** · 06-16-2016 06:15 PM

Which one is better at darts? Let them have a dart contest to see who is a worthwhile lover.

**DreamMaster27** · 06-16-2016 07:02 PM

That is an excellent idea, I may just propose that. I can see it now; the ultimate showdown between 2 girls for my affection. We can even have walk out music and everything. Hopefully the loser will not be too disappointed. I reckon things could get heated.

**Hitokage** · 06-16-2016 07:12 PM

Choose the third one, Freedom!

**Saizaphod** · 06-17-2016 08:47 AM

A little out of context with this but I always found this quote pretty good : If you have to decide between two, always choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second one.